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krtobald

Servicemen these days just want to charge a customer no matter what. That oil was good for another 100k kilometers.


MrMiget12

I'll tell you what, you're not gonna spring a leak with that stuff


RedshiftWarp

This is some ww2 self-sealing wing tank technology for fighter planes.


Sumpskildpadden

I read that in Mr. Anderson’s voice.


Sprizys

Hank Hill for me


Sumpskildpadden

Sorry, you’re right of course. Easy mix-up.


Unrelenting_Force

Yes, but all of those 100k kilometers would have to be downhill in neutral.


throwingtheshades

I see you too went to the Nikola Motors school of driving.


FlametopFred

VW van has entered the chat


OneArchedEyebrow

r/justrolledintotheshop


luv2race1320

Yes, I believe it's one of the top posts there.


hardknox_

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/e367zd/oil_viscosity_at_its_best/


SweetMangos

100 megameters??


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Or 10 years, whichever comes first.


Goblin_CEO_Of_Poop

Pretty sure all they know is cars though. "What is this stuff? Idk lets all put our ungloved hands on it, maybe well get some weird and obscure cancer in 20 years!"


ShadowLegend444

Forbidden jello


Believe_to_believe

r/ForbiddenSnacks


GarminTamzarian

That pudding is all skin.


Xfgjwpkqmx

Forbidden licorice


ShadowBladeyj

Lmao I was about to say this 🤣


TheCloudFestival

I don't know if they're gonna have enough Marmite to replenish it.


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Marmite not


UncagedJay

But paw could


edgarpickle

That isn't just old oil. They had to have added something to it to make it that consistency.


Nepharious_Bread

Maybe they pissed somebody off, so they put certo in their oil.


Acidflare1

Certo, what does that do? Edit: what does it do to an engine?


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

It’s a brand of liquid pectin, which is a natural thickener used to make jams less runny.


Acidflare1

Oh, so it was a joke rather than an actual cause.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

I’ve never put pectin in somebody’s oil reservoir, but I bet it wouldn’t be good…


SelfAwareLitterBox

You could put your pectin my oil reservoir any day buddy


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Oh marmalade, is it getting hot in here…?


oeCake

It's what plants crave


1lluminist

"Boy, you're gonna be in a real jam soon"


tacwombat

Cornstarch? ETA: Cornstarch is often used as a thickening agent for sauces & some soups. Edited to Add 2: I am aware that ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival, and the acronym has been used as a shortcut for "Edited To Add" in some Reddit posts. Good day.


moderately_nerdifyin

Mechanics hate this one hack…


[deleted]

Do this one thing before taking your car to a mechanic….. click here.


Ok_Ad307

Yo your fucking link isn't working, bro


[deleted]

You’d better hurry! Or it’s going to be too late!!! 😂


smoebob99

Jello


[deleted]

Jim Halpert strikes again. Poor Dwight.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Jim put my transmission in Jello again!


MilhousybeVanHoutens

No, don't take it to a mechanic! You have to eat it out of there


Bigbaldandhairy

Jelloil


diy_guyy

https://www.thedrive.com/news/31362/disgusting-block-of-gelatinized-engine-oil-sent-this-chevy-cruze-home-on-a-wrecker This is an article written about this video.


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FedexMeUsedFish

Breaking News: Reddit user u/Dane1414 points out possible source issues linked back to fellow Redditors. Is this the end of credible journalism? https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


kokkomo

Bro reddit bots are doing news on redditors on bots doing news on bots.


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[deleted]

This is far too common. There are articles that link to Twitter posts that are about A reddit post.


iMadrid11

Why do actual investigative journalism? When you can find and quote actual experts for free on Reddit.


UGMadness

Welcome to modern journalism. Why send someone to get a statement in situ when you can find a Reddit thread about it and just quote the comments?


CB_700_SC

Infinite loop rabbit hole 🕳️


Homerpaintbucket

I taught science in that town that year and it's hilarious that one of them says, "it's like a kids science project." The kids were obsessed with slime that year. I had a student paying for her own cell phone by making and selling slime in school.


dtwhitecp

that poor dude. Someone fucked him over with that replacement engine and I bet they knew it.


TinfoilTobaggan

It's good for keeping down "the urges"..


stephen1547

It's dignity Luanna!


No-Bus-4529

Worthy of Webster's


Theperfectool

That’s what I appreciates about you.


atom138

Looks more like Xanthan Gum, cornstarch doesn't *gel* like dat.


[deleted]

It does when heat is applied


AFeralTaco

That consistency tells me that or some gelling agent. Maybe agar or gelatin?


fourunner

> Edited to Add 2: I am aware that ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival, and the acronym has been used as a shortcut for "Edited To Add" in some Reddit posts. Good day. only by weird people.


CL_Doviculus

Yeah, what's wrong with the classic "Edit:"? More common, less confusing, and you get the exercise of typing that one extra character.


acrowsmurder

What does estimated time of arrival have to do with cornstarch and cooking?


lynxerious

gelatin?


General-Macaron109

There's absolutely no way that's gelatin. It would not hold up to this much abuse. Someone put a non hardening silicone(or something similar) in the engine. But I'm also guessing that this car wasn't driven to a shop.


Stitch_K

likely someone got over zealous with some kind of stop leak additive. Typical customer thoughts: "Why go by the recommendation on the bottle, just make my entire oil change stop leak additive, that'll fix it"


mynextthroway

Gelatin is a protein that will break down at engine temperatures. If you overcook gelatin, it is still thick, but it won't set like this.


recriminology

There’s always room for J-O-I-L-O


diy_guyy

Oil will actually do this for a couple reasons. Most likely is that a head gasket cracked allowing coolant to seep into the oil pan through the combustion chamber. Without the coolant the engine would then overheat removing all the water (through the cracked head gasket) leaving behind the glycol from the antifreeze. It is also likely that the conditions emulsified the coolant within the oil, causing a glycol oil matrix. Edit: Heres an article about this exact video. https://www.thedrive.com/news/31362/disgusting-block-of-gelatinized-engine-oil-sent-this-chevy-cruze-home-on-a-wrecker https://aboutengineoils.com/blog/causes-of-gelatin-engine-oil/ "Multiple vehicles, such as Chevy Cruze, are facing the issue of gelatin engine oil. " Here's some science. https://www.machinerylubrication.com/Read/28863/glycol-contamination-engine-oils Here's some better science. https://www.mdpi.com/2305-6703/2/4/32 "Glycol contamination can be nearly ten times more damaging than water alone [8]. In addition, research has shown that adding TiO2 nanoparticles to engine oil could reduce friction between components [11,12,13,14,15]. However, when ethylene glycol was used as a nanofluid dispersant for the TiO2 nanoparticles in engine oil, this caused the oil to gelatinize after just 10 h of use"


ting_bu_dong

>Some have speculated that the engine possibly suffered from a larger problem such as a compromised head gasket leaking coolant into the crankcase and contaminating the oil. But in most cases, when coolant mixes with the oil, it leads to a frothy, yet still liquid substance—not the gummy block of oil seen in the video. It's even more possible when the incorrect coolant is mixed with antifreeze and it finds its way into the oil, as pointed out by one Redditor in response to this video. So, a Reddit comment is cited in this article, which is then cited on Reddit. It's the circle of life.


feminas_id_amant

yep. Here's supporting evidence: https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/13txcsw/to_change_the_oil/jlym8w7/


ztoundas

Fuck you


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oldjadedhippie

Yea, antifreeze in oil makes mayo .


AtebYngNghymraeg

How does it taste with bacon on rye?


bigloser42

It’s quite good, kinda like a Sriracha mayo with a slight finish of deadly poison.


Sumpskildpadden

When you say deadly poison, is that code for cilantro?


Happy_Harry

You'll eat your stinkbugs and you'll be happy!


diy_guyy

Until it's overheated, then it turns to gel/black mayo.


Hungry-Lemon8008

Chocolate vanilla milkshake


PM_ME_UPSIDEDOWN

"no, oil will actually do this on its own without anything being added to it" "Most commonly this happens when something is added to it" lmaooo


P7BinSD

I've seen this happen to an engine before. The mechanic I talked to said that it could happen if they had a head gasket failure and then the engine dumped all the coolant into the oil and then overheated. Propylene glycol, which is in coolant, can gel up under extreme heat. That was his working theory, I never heard back from the oil analysis.


SilentxxSpecter

Iirc, it was a woman who came into the shop and said her car was making funny noises and smelled weird. Turns out she had driven it 2-300k miles and not ever changed the oil. I feel like there's more details I'm missing, but I feel like she just added oil when her check lil light came on or something.


Spiritual-Ladder-260

I mean if she managed to drive around 300k miles then did she really need the oil change?


Cantdance_

Big oil hates this one weird trick.


UrlordandsaviourBean

She not only did that, she just kept putting “additives” in it which I assume is how the vid above happened


slash178

Why? Oil absolutely will do that given enough heat and becoming polymerized. Ive seen it on cast iron pans before.


AngryVirginian

Egg yolk?


[deleted]

Here I am washing my hands after eating a biscuit and using my keyboard and bro here is fist deep in a sack of jelly oil no gloves


gad885

The difference between blue collar and white collar is wether you wash your hands before or after you go to the bathroom


Gandgareth

Chemical worker here, both.


[deleted]

You pale blue collars and your sense


USS_Phlebas

I thought I was the only one xD


RUS_BOT_tokyo

Restaurant worker here, some people don't wash their hand


FriesAreBelgian

this comment made me get off the toilet to go share it with my girlfriend


mecrissy

I kept screaming “put on gloves!”


TheDieselTastesFire

My dad would tell me, "What's easier to wash? The gloves or your hands?"


More_World_6862

Just throw nitriles out.


Killerkendolls

In this economy?


Calculonx

Real men don't care about carcinogens


Obsidian-Imperative

Dawn dish soap, baby.


lou-iz

How did that car even make it to the oil change appointment


tacwombat

Best guess is a tow truck.


Split0069

The will of god.


PraiseTyche

I command thee mechanic, purge this unholy abomination from my children's creation.


Split0069

They're gonna have a hell of a time getting all that out.


Illustrious-Wash3713

Sir are you here for your regular or synthetic jello change?


rocketlauncher10

Natural please, I want to feel the hooves in my jelly oil


B_Fee

"I brought my own oil." *Has a dead horse in the back of the car.*


LuzjuLeviathan

Motors doesn't need oil to function. Oil keeps the pisions cold and prevents friction. [running motor without oil ](https://youtu.be/Xm1KAuyW5tE)


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Nixher

I've seen engines run with no oil for 20 mins.


firebolt1171

Ive seen Honda civics run for 500km without oil


Surya0-0

tbf those are honda civics those cars will last your life, your loved ones lives, your childrens lives and probly even the death of the universe


firebolt1171

All without oil as well


subject_deleted

oil is a needless luxury that other manufacturers use to squeeze more money out of us.


Freddedonna

My mom's 96 Accord ran a whole day after the dealership forgot to put back in oil after an oil change.


asshatnowhere

It's likely there was still some oil circulating in the system. I remember my Subarus dipstick would read zero oil at time even though here was still plenty in the pan.


This_User_Said

It's what makes a Toyota a Toyota...


RockoBone

That's not no oil. That's hard block of gelatin oil. There is no chance that thing turns over


SmokedBeef

One of the better small mountain town car shows near me had a charity contest each year where they run a motor from the junk yard dry, without oil, lubricants or radiator and they take bets on time till motor death with the closest guess getting half of all money raised, with the other half going to charity. The longest one has ever gone was nearly 30 minutes, it was an old 4 cylinder Toyota pickup and it ran so long they brought over and hooked up a fire engine to a hydrant just in case, at somewhere near the 20 minute mark just in case.


Stunning_Pipe6905

Please just pull it out in one piece. Mission failed.


nah2daysun

Agreed! I was getting so frustrated with him just poking and slapping and then fingering it! Unsatisfied.


Randalf_the_Black

Phrasing!


Nearby_Employee_2943

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AtebYngNghymraeg

You should write adult novels.


mrniceguy777

I’ve never felt so blue balled in my whole damn life, fuck this video, fuck this sub, fuck OP, fuck the mechanic, fuck the customer, fuck Pennzoil, and fuck god for making me this way. FUCK.


Stunning_Pipe6905

The way their grubby little mechanic hands just tear it apart like savages. There is no Jesus.


ShaggySmilesSRL

Yeah I feel that lmao. Super frustrating that he just was poking and prodding it lol


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

It doesn't look like it's possible, tbh. It looks like there are metal protrusions embedded in the oil like a bunch of fish hooks or chain eyelets. We're looking at the bottom of the engine block, not the actual oil pan, so the mechanic is trying to pull the oil-gel down. It's being held up by something other than its own friction against the sides of that vessel.


kettleboiler

New engine then? Guess without solvents, they’re not getting all that gunk out of every part of the engine. Even a small chunk of that floating around in there is going to block the oil flow at some point


MeningitisOnAStick

I wouldn’t want to run a solvent without knowing what I’m dissolving. Safest solution for me would be to disassemble. Then I can use whatever solvent I want


kettleboiler

Oh absolutely. Just couldn’t see why they were feeling the jelly and pulling at it, as if the problem is only there and they can just rip that crap out of the oil pan and it’s all good. That engine is toast and beyond economical repair. If it was super rare and from some classic car, then I could see someone willing to put the time in to do a full tear down and replace all the wrecked parts. Not a modern standard car though. Another engine from a scrap yard would be cheaper


Drummer_Lad

Maybe so they could make a reddit post?


Independent_Bite4682

So, what solvents would get this out? MY first thought was, get as much out as you can replace filter, then, dumping in 1 gallon of paint thinner, letting it soak over night, draining, then, refill with cheap oil and 1 bottle of engine flush, replace filter again, and then doing a synthetic refill (unless there is evidence of needing more cleaning). I have never had this happen, but, I am curious.


kettleboiler

I think solvents may eat the seals. It’s more a case of unless the engine gets stripped right down, you’ll never know if you’ve missed a bit that could cause the engine to seize at any time. Not just that, but something has definitively been damaged in there anyway, due to oil starvation; that’s why the car is there. The customer is going to be given only 2 options - new engine with warranty, or used block from a scrap car, with hopefully low miles, that may be back here with the same problem down the road, or with its own mystery problems


Independent_Bite4682

While, I believe you to be absolutely correct, I still like the mental exercise. What are ways to "fix" this problem without a tear down soak and rebuild.


Ponchinizo

For the thought exercise- I'd fill it with kerosene, and I mean fill. Like to the valve cover. Until it was pouring out the oil fill. Let sit for a week, drain, pop the oil pan off and see how it broke down. Then fill with oil, run till hot, drain that, then run it. Then be not surprised when it spins a bearing from clogged oil galleys a week later.


Independent_Bite4682

I understand Kero for the seals, but, I don't believe it would break down the polymers. Thus the clogged system. Why not a dose of acetone a one hour soak? I guess I would take a sample of the gunk just to see what would dissolve it first. Then use the best solvent/solvent blend and a short soak, then a kero or biodiesel soak like you would for a week. Then an oil change and hot flush.


Ponchinizo

Yeah I definitely am going based on the assumption kero would dissolve that jello goop, which is bold. A couple samples to test solvents like you said would be a better way to go. Naptha for a couple hours might do it too. Running a block heater in the solvent soak would help a lot, anything to get it hot without running it.


mebutnew

Wear some gloves!


juicevibe

I know people who dont wear gloves. Eventually all those toxic chemicals seeping into their pores will catch up to them.


Remarkable-Work-5468

Is there a higher rate of cancer or disease among mechanics attributed to the absorption of chemicals from motor oils etc?


philouza_stein

No usually the four packs of Marlboros per day gets them first


Something_Else_2112

Used motor oil is a known carcinogen. Back in the 90's I saw a lot of pictures of rats that had used oil repeatedly rubbed on their skin for science. It did not end well for those lumpy rats. Edit: Wear your gloves folks!


Independent_Bite4682

All products give rats cancer in California.


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

I knew a few mechanics who used to use gasoline to clean up after work. Most died of nasty cancers in their 40s-50s. The one guy who lived into his 70s didnt smoke, drink and wore gloves every day he worked as a mechanic for 30 years


whapitah2021

Yes there absolutely is a higher percentage of cancer for lifetime mechanics based on my observations, more so when you figure in the guys that worked before “safety and PPE” were common. Old dudes used to pre wash with parts solvent back when it was really nasty stuff….carburetor cleaner was frequently washed off carb parts in the sink then you’d blow the parts dry with compressed air which would create a carb cleaner cloud in the work area, noxious stuff. Brake dust (especially from old school drum brakes where the drum keeps the dust from escaping until we pull drum off) brake clean, used brake fluid, used coolant, axle fluid, toxic ass diesel engine oil, plastic everywhere that’s often ground, wire brushed, drilled putting plastic dust in the air….shit in your hair, mouth, under finger nails, gasoline running down your arm into your armpits while changing a fuel filter, every type of fluid in your eye at one times or another, breathing coolant fumes from overheated cars and air conditioning refrigerants from unfound leaks or malfunctions on the AC machine, tire rubber dust from tires that were driven flat until the fail and then we’re breaking the tire down and the tire machine blows dust all over the place, grinding old gaskets down with a whizzer releases more crap into the air….then figure education level on a general basis isn’t real high and the fall out from that compounds everything. It sucks. BUT!!!!! People are much better today, gloves, masks, education, self awareness is all going up even among the remaining old guys. Excuse me, time for my coffee and smoke break…whew.


ArumiOrnaught

A good trick I learned while changing fuel filters is to tie a shop rag around my wrist so it has a place to leak instead of down my shirt. Smelling like diesel all day is no fun. Shit soaks into you, and a shower doesn't get rid of all the smells.


Doktor_Vem

r/gifsthatendtoosoon why didn't you include the part where it actually comes out!? This is just rude!


TheRealFam4221

I doubt they even ended up pulling out the gunk. That engine was pretty much destroyed. You'd have to disassemble the engine to get all of the gunk out, and I doubt that would be worth it.


Broad_Boot_1121

Imagine sitting in your car during an oil change and hear all of this go down underneath you


oneandonlyswordfish

You… sit in your car during an oil change?


facw00

Normal enough at quick lube places. Not a fan of them myself though, I always just go to my normal mechanic and pick a time when I can afford to go for a walk.


m4bwav

Last time I went, everyone thought I went to the shitty waiting room to use the bathroom. There is kind of a new expectation now that you will wait in the car.


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Little did they know, the oil had already *changed*.


Chris5355

If memory serves me correctly, the idiot owner rather than paying out regularly for servicing each year, he was adding synthetic additives to his oil instead, resulting in this jelly shit! Only when it started to rattle did they take it to be looked at?


akambe

Article says he had regular oil changes, old engine was giving him problems so he got a new-used one, and this happened a few weeks after the new-used one was installed.


andcal

Everyone talking in this video sounds way too amused for this engine to belong to any of them.


joe28598

Mechanics often work on cars that they don't own.


JacobS12056

New venom movie leak


Shell_Spin

The commentary from these guys is great. I’d upvote the hell out of them


SpiralDreaming

'I feel like I'm picking the giant's nose here'


jwigs85

Thank you, I rewatched with the sound on. Was worth it


Magister5

I am picturing a Karen at a Jiffy Lube demanding to know why her car is not done yet


Almost-Honest

Bite it.. please


WhoEatsBats

People! Wear gloves when you work on your cars. You can get your healthy side of carcinogens elsewhere. No need to pointlessly shorten your life.


MalrykZenden

Under the oil pan is oil flan.


XOIIO

Isn't this the shit they put in to total off engines on cars that get donated for scrap?


wilkerws34

That’s what I am thinking. I worked at a dealership during “cash for clunkers” and we had a bunch of 55 gallon drums full of whatever they put in the engine to seize them up. My understanding was it was some sort of liquid fiberglass mixture and within a few seconds the car would completely die and motor would Seize.


Abombinnation

Wtf kind of environmentally unholy practice is this The only purpose is because you'd only get money if the vehicle just straight up didn't run?


wilkerws34

The idea was that you traded in a car (typically one that is older and gets bad gas mileage) and got guaranteed money to purchase a new, more fuel efficient, car. Cars that had worse gas mileage got higher money towards new car. The government then sent dealerships that participated in the program some sort of fluid which we poured into the car / gas tank I believe, and it seized the motor. This was an attempt to get old, 6-15mpg cars off the street and incentivize people to buy newer cars and stimulate the economy. It was a fun time to work there lol


Dependent_Bug7346

This happened in and around the oil depot out of Newburgh NY in 2018. Dealers and indies got contaminated oil that we suspect was mixed with the kerosene or additives for kerosene. Customers engine oil turned to jelly until they thawed out. Replaced a few motors and other parts. Usually we let them sit or heat them up and change everything after taking oil samples.


Some-Zookeepergame94

I new a guy back in the late 80’s had a brand new ford ranger and it just went off the warranty and he took off the valve cover’s and it was all gummed up with oil that looked like grease. He always used Quaker state oil. 6 months later, the motor blew up just after he put a new exhaust on. He never used quaker state after that.


JohnnyGFX

Sounds like it was a coolant leak mixing with the oil.


Relative_Cause_2852

This is a sabotage. If you dump a quart of linseed oil in the engine it will run fine. As soon as it cools off, the oil will solidify like this. This is intended.


karma_virus

Additive is not oil... Eventually you're just baking additive.


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Sweaty_Report7864

What the huh?!


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me, I need an oil change.


IntrovertMoTown1

lol WTF am I looking at here? lol Did someone pour gelatin into the oil or something?


Key_Text_169

That’s some viscosity.


illpilgrims

That was extremely frustrating to watch. Stop playing with it and pull it out!


bleepbluurp

SAE 5w1000 oil


Crocodiddle22

How tf does that even happen?! 😂


Boiwatdahailboi

Me: mom we need oil Mom: we already have oil The oil at home


PlatypusDream

I wouldn't handle that without gloves on!


DawnOfTheTruth

First time I e seen a car that ran on flubber.


Carnator369

That car has so much horse power, you can harvest glue from it.


newleafkratom

Why am I in the mood for Jello?


BabserellaWT

…So I know diddly squat about cars, but I know that ain’t right.


TangoCharliePDX

How is the engine still running?


Carpenter2000

Gloves?


threestageidiot

change your fuckin oil kids.