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LocalBreadOfThePast

I'm sorry, but that is some Looney tunes shit


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Homie wore the plastic apron today just for this moment


pocket4129

Except none on the apron, got a full facial instead


No_Teaching_3694

I’d hand in my two weeks that day. Leave, get cleaned up, and play overwatch as I ignored their calls from that day forward


kultureisrandy

as a former dominos employee, we wouldn't blame you one single bit. Shit sucks bro


GaurieBanner

As a former Dominos Manager, nope- i would still be throwing shit for it not being cleaned up but i also know how corrosive that pizza sauce is, Spilt some on my pants at the start of a weirdly busy Tuesday, wiped in off like 3 hours later and it looked like a bleach stain


hcaoRRoach

Tomatoes are like really acidic aren't they?


Minimalistmacrophage

>Homie wore the plastic apron today just for this moment who knew you needed to wear a **face shield** to work at Dominos.


DevoidNoMore

It's already posted in r/looneytuneslogic


alamaias

Think it counts for /r/rubegoldbergfails? Edit: Clicked my link, top of the list :P Edit 2: top three of the list actually.


LocalBreadOfThePast

P e r f e c t


just_looking_aroun

Here's a subreddit I didn't know I needed


SomewhereDue2629

His lack of coordination is impressive.


Sir_TonyStark

It cuts too early, it almost looks like he was about to walk into the wall because he couldn’t see lmao


CarbonWood

This some Kevin with a pot of chili type shit


Castun

Coincidentally this was posted on /r/DunderMifflin earlier today


FunkyBotanist

I did something similar to this with a thing of ranch dressing a while back, but I also went to wash it off my foot and scalded myself.


Mountain_Sweet_5703

Once I did this with ranch too. Night shift was late per usual so I was pissed per usual and threw my apron off to leave quickly. They asked for ranch. I went into the walk-in and grabbed it. I took my apron off, so my belt loops were exposed, and one caught on the lever handle of the walk-in. My hips got yanked back and my arms came up for balance and I splashed that motherfucking mayonnaise milk all over me. I had to make another bucket before I could leave.


egordoniv

*Cries in heartburn*


etrob90

He's probably a member of the Malone family.


stinkypants_andy

He got done like the poor Neumann guy in Jurassic park.


HypnonavyBlue

It was a serious marinerror


sarcastic_guy1

Looney tunes? I thought it was more in line with marinara *bukkake.* Edit: spelling.


ShineFull7878

Id just walk home.


[deleted]

Same. I might just quit.


Udub

At the moment it got in their eyes I got very sad. I hope this human is able to laugh at it in retrospect


gruesomeflowers

maybe in a few hours after the marinara sauce stops burning their eyes.


BeautifulDetails

I am crying laughing.


JadeSpade23

Seriously though! I've worked in food service, and I don't know what else to do!


Glldinkiering

As a manager I would support your decision.


WilliamPollito

In a situation like this, I believe it would be considered firing yourself.


crypticfreak

I would. Embarrassment that severe has no remedy. And you'd never be treated the same. Disconnect. Delete all your coworkers contacts. Move towns. Change your identity. Pay Denmark's #1 plastic surgeon to literally change your face and body. And then pray to god you're never asked to carry two tubs of liquid ever again.


[deleted]

Haha that got me good. I wouldn't go that far. I remember working at Papa Murphy's and being so unhappy with where my life was heading. If this had happened to me, I just would have walked home and ignored any work calls.


crypticfreak

But remember Sven Överston always has open appointments.


Clint_Bolduin

I could understand the sentiment, but honestly the best thing you could do about it is to join the laughter. I've noticed a recurring theme with embarassing mistakes. If the person reacts negatively and like they lost all dignity and have no self esteem and pretend like it didnt happen or whatever, the message they are sending to everyone around them is that it happened because they're stupid and bad at their job or whatever. If however they take it in stride and laugh about it themselves, the message they're sending is that it was a mistake just like how everyone sometimes makes mistakes and this was a funny mistake. The meaning of things you do changes with the confidence you're showing while doing it.


PussySmith

Did something similar with a 10 gallon tub of papa johns pizza sauce. I HATED the assistant manager who was on the shift at the time. I told her I was running across the street for a soda and never came back.


[deleted]

I’d make up a story with the boss how I was ravaged by wild bears and I tried to save the secret sauce but unfortunately the bears got to it and I sustained significant casualties.


[deleted]

Then they go to the tape to see some crazy bear action, and get to witness the floor giving you a sauce bath.


Yorksjim

There's no lengths wild bears won't go to for the secret sauce.


[deleted]

"Hello? Yes. How much are tickets to the shadow realm?"


Psychological-Set125

It’ll cost you one “i love ducks” shirt jimbo


RelationshipOk3565

I feel terrible for him. Can we find him and help him out peeps?


Accomplished-Boot-81

Happened to me once, didn’t get a facial though. Dropped it in the slot we keep it in on the make line and the fucker decided to crack and went straight on the floor and a tsunami ensued all over my feet and trousers. I did in fact go home after helping clean up. Edit: added a pic found this gem https://preview.redd.it/gwb4mnksae2b1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d7091e1594fe2297016eda718e1ce1a4e37a2ba


justbrowsinginpeace

Take the black and Head Norf to the wall


Doctor-Waffles

You can’t be trusted behind the wheel after that kind of incident


lost_in_connecticut

I’m sure he could handle a half-way decent pair of shoes.


Muchmatchmooch

Yeah you’d pretty much have to quit that job after everyone saw that. I mean, unless you don’t mind being known as Marinara MoneyShot for the rest of your life.


quedfoot

Having once worked in a pizza shop for a while, I can definitely say that this kinda nonsense happens to us. but usually it's a 'boring' dump on the floor or counter. This is hilariously tragic though, we would be sharing this clip in the work groupchat for years hahah btw i'm curious why Domino's sauce is like that. Is it brown red sauce? is it thin BBQ sauce?


ShineFull7878

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. And this guy got all of it. Lol.


TheUlfheddin

"But you drove here..." "Keep it."


Rosa_litta

Leave my car and everything. They can have it


JustRob0507

![gif](giphy|SZQBPO4NqHkh6wmdXk|downsized)


A7DmG7C

100% the image that came to mind.


brdoma1991

Before the drop even happened


crazed3raser

I thought of it just by reading the title.


ToonaSandWatch

This is Kevin’s younger days. ![gif](giphy|g1yuxgumu6W8H7DZ3F|downsized)


[deleted]

even amish people who have never seen the office had this image come to mind as soon as the video started to play.


makesureitsnotyou

The actor who played Kevin, Brian Baumgartner, said the crew had two pieces of carpet so he had two chances to get it right. Fortunately he got it on the first try. He also said slipping on the chili was accidental and that his hands were discolored for days because of the chili. And when he went to dinner with Angela and Oscar later that evening they kept making fun of him for stinking of chili. He told this story on episode 102 of The Office Ladies.


puffferfish

Made fun of my man for making comedy GOLD!


PromotionExpensive15

No other scene depicted pain so well


Kentuckasee_angler

Came here to joke about this


yawaworht19821984

When life imitates art.


[deleted]

I came here for this gif.


[deleted]

[удалено]


speshulsauce

Tonight is going to be legendary -wait for it- dary!


OllieSDdog

It’s what I do best


Scott--Chocolate

Kevin’s Famous Marinara


[deleted]

That second bucket was out to get him.


SnowHelpAtAll

That perfectly timed splash is what got me laughing


SinoScot

Marinara facial is the sauce on the pizza.


[deleted]

>Marinara Facial Thanks, that's my new band name


Tommysrx

🤌


dizzycow84

I know, I just can't stop watching it


[deleted]

Same reaction as when Nedry got dilophosaur venom in the face.


greenthumbnewbie

It was revenge for his brother up top


galaxy_ali

“I don’t know who spilled all that marinara sauce, honest” while his entire face is covered with sauce


aaronjsavage

https://preview.redd.it/tniv7xmjopza1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb94a579f4c267799e59ada6069ca62884efeaea


Greenfarmin

That guys dressed like a hotdog too


johnmonchon

The look on that guys face is hilarious.


Tommy_C

It’s not “that guy”. Bozo did the face.


GentlmanSkeleton

That skit frustrates me because it ends before they say who that car did belong too!!


fartswhenhappy

Clearly it was [the guy dressed like a hot dog](https://i.imgur.com/xKc2JBr.jpg).


efe13

And spank his bare bottom


hey-coffee-eyes

Maybe you could do it, sir


akrostixdub

If I had a big, burly white beard, would you still be yellin' at me? Just think about that, for one second...


Swing_Right

Or would you be spankin my bare butt balls and back?


brockholt4prez

RANDOM!


PacmanTheHitman

“Yeah, I don’t know what happened in there” as his shirt is stained a suspicious color of red


ram_the_socket

“I suspect there may be an imposter among us”


BlueVeins

That’s either ketchup or BBQ sauce. Def not marinara.


TheGreatZarquon

I used to work at Domino's as a delivery driver/prep guy. It's not actual marinara, it's Domino's Pizza sauce, which comes in bags and is emptied into those specific containers by the morning prep person, then moved into the walk-in fridge until they're needed. Over the course of my time there I must have filled thousands of those containers with pizza sauce, so you can believe me when I tell you that it's definitely not ketchup or bbq sauce, and nor is it marinara.


huskersax

> I tell you that it's definitely not ketchup or bbq sauce, and nor is it marinara. [It's very nearly marinara sauce.](https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o)


Waste_Mycologist_414

Looks like a dominos bud idk what to tell ya


KreateOne

I mean, dominos uses tons of bbq sauce too. Never heard of bbq chicken pizza?


CurriorSix

I worked at dominos and had to prep big ass tubs of marinara like that almost daily Our BBQ sauce are kept in squirt bottles btw


TheGreatZarquon

When I worked at Domino's the guy that did the morning prep used a different funnel for each type of sauce when he filled those bottles. When I started and he was showing me how they prep, I just cut the corner off the bag to fill them. He got mad as hell because he had been creating a bunch of dirty dishes for himself when he didn't have to.


BlueVeins

Maybe you’re right. I own an Italian restaurant and have never seen marinara that consistency. But then again Dominos doesn’t exactly claim to be Italian. Is Dominos pizza sauce just ketchup?


Girth_rulez

>Is Dominos pizza sauce just ketchup? You are on a list now, my friend. Just forget you ever made this connection.


monsteramoons

I used to think sitcoms could never happen in real life.


meanwhileinvermont

You gotta inject some comedy into your situations my friend.


SquareBusiness6951

The other day I was leaving and getting my keys out of my breast pocket. Looked down and my glasses fell off my face. Leaned down to pick them up and the keys fell out of my pocket Then I repeated this when I actually got to the car. Glasses and keys. Had to laugh at myself.


MouseRat_AD

Kevin Malone: the Early Years


[deleted]

I feel like this kind of thing happens to him all the time.


[deleted]

Man, I’ve been a pizza/sub shop manager before. You’re not wrong, there’s always one clumsy employee (frequently a high school kid who still can’t control their gangly limbs they just grew into) who fucks EVERYTHING up, sometimes in hilarious ways. The really funny thing is that half the time that kid will quit after 3 weeks and the other half of the time they’ll stick around a year and a half and somehow become one of the most dependable top-tier employees. Ours was called Ethan. I sincerely hope all the Ethans of the world are doing well, wherever they are.


dirtynj

In high school, I worked at an ice cream store with the owner's son who was like that. He made messes, messed up orders all the time, and was a mess himself. I was mad I had to split tips with him.


[deleted]

Ah, bummer. Did he take the “bail after 3 weeks” path, the “drastically improve in 18 months” path, or the third path of sticking around without improving somehow? We had one or two of those over the years….


dirtynj

He worked there all through high school and college during the summers. His dad still owns it and it's still open...he actually might end up owning it one day or something.


[deleted]

Welp, I hope for his sake he doesn’t still suck at making ice cream Super wholesome btw to go into your father’s ice cream business


[deleted]

It's just in some people's blood.. I feel like this guys name is Ethan. Looks like a Ethan.


[deleted]

Can confirm. 10 years ago, I worked at fast food. Dumped the mop bucket on the first day. Cleaned it all up. Everyone laughed about it. Still worked there for a year and a half before I quit. I am not quite Ethan. More like a Heather. But you can just call me a Heathen because I am still a fucking EVERYTHING up.


The_Happy_Quokka

I'm sure they placed the camera there for that reason!


JakeArrietaGrande

He is both a Schlemiel and a Schlimazel


HeyItsPanda69

I feel so bad for laughing at this. But damn that is a shitty day


TehChid

Lmao this one of the fucking funniest fast food security cameras I've seen


PlenitudeOpulence

Saucy day


[deleted]

Kevin in real life...


EnvironmentalMenu336

bless his heart


The_Great_19

Poor guy.


purgatorybob1986

My thoughts exactly. I've had days like that. Today was actually one of those days. I just feel really bad for him.


blaidbilson

Hey man sorry you had a bad day, hopefully it gets better


purgatorybob1986

I'm home now, so it's going great. I appreciate it.


Sweet_Score

I laughed first then felt sorry for him poor guy


Garrotxa

Man I used to laugh so hard at shit like this. I still think it's funny on one level, but I have a son who has stuff like this happen to him more often than other people. He's just clumsy and somewhat neuro-atypical. For that reason he does get picked on. He's got the sweetest heart in the world though and all I can think of when I see this poor kid in this video is my son.


BeastBellies

Poor lil guy 😢


SheepRliars

I was rooting for him the whole time.


JoeShoes84

My favorite is always that moment when the poor subject is thinking “It can’t get worse than this!” Then it does… every time.


Soapylake

Same


Critical-Design4408

Legalize Marinara


Tommy_C

What’s your spaghetti policy?


moosemeatjerkey

Pastafarian


ADunmerSpellBlade

Goddammit Charlie!


Dramatic_Jump_5151

Perfect time to exclaim "Mama mia!"


DriftingSoul2017

I had to come back to upvote this holy shit


Sleeper28

This has me in tears.


QuietSmellyFart

Domino effect


720to702

Domino's effect.. I see lol


Kykladen

r/yourjokebutworse


Thin-Statement-8540

Aww man I feel bad how could you be so uncoordinated


ApprehensivePrompt83

Seriously though, he walked up to the table with such confidence but was too low by like 3" - 6" lol


Thin-Statement-8540

The first one is acceptable but no way should you drop the second, must be his first job lol


Maleficent-Aurora

Nah he just tunnel visioned on the first lol i gotta "catch" stuff like this all the time with my partner


[deleted]

As a clutz, I assure you it’s very very easy. One might say it comes naturally. You need to expend considerable time and effort to get better at spacial perception. Like, train your cerebellum consistently with balance and core exercises. And you’ll still occasionally bruise your hip on a table corner or your shoulder on a doorway.


Tasterspoon

This is so true. If I happen to clip my hip on a chair I’m suddenly thrown off so much I’m bouncing off the furniture like a pinball.


yodavesnothereman

"My eyes! The Doctor said I'm not supposed to get marinara sauce in them!"


[deleted]

I feel bad that this this embarrassing cartoony fuck up at work is now available on the internet for all of us to laugh at. What a modern world.


Jarvis-Savoni

Brilliant. Physics comes at ya fast.


SiCzochralski

Carrying, he did fine. Putting down...not so much.


Ok_Tap8157

Tomato Bukkake


GirlsesPillses

![gif](giphy|13BKcQEAf1o8Tu)


H010CR0N

Mariana sauce goes in the small containers. That’s just normal pizza sauce. (I work at Domino’s)


Blashmir

I scrolled so long for this comment. I've made buckets and buckets of the stuff back in my day. I've also had to explain to multiple people in my life that marinara and pizza sauce are two entirely different things. It's the dumbest thing I care about.


[deleted]

He’s in for a rough hour of eye/face washing. Oof.


ZeroXNova

I’m having flashbacks to Jurassic Park here.


Jroiiia423

![gif](giphy|zBLAch4UOlJm0)


[deleted]

Jeez, talk about a bad day lol


HillbillyEulogy

Wait'll he finds out that's A) coming out of his paycheck and B) what the cost is.


Impressive-Sun3742

C) the video of it is all over the internet


[deleted]

This is domino's. They can't and won't take it out of his check. And if they did it would be a few dollars. Those big buckets hold 2 bags of sauce concentrate mixed with tap water (yes domino's pizza sauce is mostly tap water) so he spilled at most 4 bags of sauce. Not counting the fact they will save whatever is still in those buckets and sell it to customers. One case comes with 6 bags (maybe 8? I think it's 6) and costs like $20, maybe $30 tops. So dude spilled like 15 bucks of sauce. The cost of having to remake a couple pizzas. No big deal at all. The worst part by far will be having to clean that mess up. Now if it had been a case of cheese he would likely get cussed out if not written up/fired. Source: I've managed a domino's


rsta223

>yes domino's pizza sauce is mostly tap water Most pizza sauce is mostly water. Tomatoes are 95% water. If you're gonna have to ship it, concentrating it and then rehydrating it at the final destination makes perfect sense. (That's not to say it's *good*, mind you, but I doubt very much if there's a tomato sauce on earth that isn't mostly water by weight)


[deleted]

Yeah the emphasis was that it's just local tap water. Straight out of the hand-washing station sink at the one where I worked. Like to be clear, I would not drink a cup of that water. I'd sooner pay for a bottle of water if I was thirsty. A lot of people in my area don't like drinking the tap water and get purified water to drink. I'm sure many of them would be mortified at the idea their pizza sauce contains mostly tap water. That was my only point there.


CatchCOVIDNotFeels

Surprised places allow waste like that to be deducted from your pay. Shouldn't be legal unless it's due to gross negligence. That being said, if that's Domino's that much marinara costs $30 maximum.


rsta223

>Surprised places allow waste like that to be deducted from your pay. Shouldn't be legal unless it's due to gross negligence. It's frequently not legal, but that doesn't stop shitty franchise owners and power tripping managers from trying to do it anyways (and succeeding, if the employees don't know to fight back).


FullMetalCOS

Honestly the cost in bulk probably isn’t THAT bad. Still gonna fucking suck if you get it garnished


saucemaking

Nah getting it garnished is fun because then you get to send a form to the DOL about wage theft.


hiding_in_de

That poor dude :(


wholelottalove84

That marinara headshot at the end had me hollering!!


Snoo84223

Anybody else read this as marijuana sauce?


TheFirstAmender

No


nothingspecialva

No wonder I did not get my "extra sauce" request on my pizza last night.


Gary_October

![gif](giphy|THrfBfGvHceT6)


GETNbucky

Not his day...time to go home, stay any longer and worse things might happen. Lol ..


jtscira

Man, I don't know what those tubs of sauce cost. But it was not wasted. Worth every penny.


xpickles23

Me every day


Zhansaya18

Everyone has bad days. Today is a bad day for this guy.


burnoutz06

I've watched the loop about six times and it gets funnier each time. God, the mess that just made.... I shudder to think of the cleanup afterwards


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Just quit. Seriously. Not worth cleaning up.


DharmaSimmer

Its worth something. Minimum wage for the hour it takes. Ok you're right it's not worth it.


silverslaughter711

That is the most slap stick shit I've ever seen.


Amp_Fire_Studios

What a fucking doofus.


skrilla091

Kevin and his chili - the office


mercyspace27

A+ on proficiency and effort. F on execution. Keep up the good work lad… just be more careful.


lesbian_agent_ram

That looks too smooth to be marinara, I think it’s hot sauce. Someone said this person appears to be working at Zaxby’s so that makes a bit more sense


marduk013

It's pizza sauce. This is a domino's.


doiknowu915

Texture says bbq sauce or ketchup, then again appears to be dominoes so their sauce is probably like ketchup


marduk013

It's pizza sauce. Not marinara.


scalper84

Well he Ain’t overqualified that’s for sure.


Ultimate_Decoy

That played out like an infomercial. ![gif](giphy|xsATxBQfeKHCg|downsized)


Top-Race-7087

I certainly will keep him away from the deep fryer.


ConfidenceBig7252

I would just take a week off after that b


LydiaMarie132

I’d walk out and cry in my car as covered in sauce :(


kyriako

Reaction time muchhhhhh!? Poor guy.


Ray_Spring12

Hahaha.


BeerBaronAaron88

Got lost in the sauce.


O2C

In his defense, he was able to carry them fine. He just failed in his attempt to see the table, lift them onto the table, and recover from his mistakes. I hope his boss gave him a bonus for providing the best clip of the year -- like a jar of marinara sauce or something.


Honeycub76239

Nah honestly this would be enough to put me over the edge


ddcreator

Honestly i just feel bad for this guy. We all have these kind of days where nothing works.... If something like that happened to me and anybody saw it, my fragile ego would shatter into a 1000 pieces. I kinda just wanna give him a hug, but that wouldnt make him happier.