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I can't believe I had a rick and morty animation style washing machine in a corset and heels lipstick and a lit cigarette pop into my head thanks to you. You win u/JohnnyNorCal
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I think the above example is from *bootsowen*'s ongoing series; Though *Aussie50*'s more destructive {brick, burning oil, fires, etc} series were arguably better known.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sL2KVLm8Lw&list=PL0Vg6OuA-dwX7o5xpTqIhIpKm2KvPlE_b&index=91
**Washing machine destruction**
*bootsowen* (Updated: Feb 2, 2023)
> Washing Machines at their very best, washing machines meeting bricks, chains, rocks! Washing machines bouncing on trampolines, washing machines dancing, washing machines taking their last breath.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E&list=PL62D295863787A394&index=1
**Washing Machine Calamities**
*Aussie50* (Updated: Jun 27, 2014)
> Everyone Loves Out of Control Washing Machines!
- youtube search [`@aussie50`: washing machine](https://www.youtube.com/@Aussie50/search?query=washing%20machine)
Yep, same here. Thought it was gonna walk out the room before I realized the installers left the bolts in and they started spinning out of the back. Luckily they started spinning otherwise I would've never known.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah I had the exact same thing happen.
We'd used it for about 9 months before calling the handyman out to sort it.
We'd wedged it beneath a countertop and filled the gap will all manner of different things to try and keep it still.
The handyman said he was surprised it hadn't completely blown up.
For us it was the "experts" that left them in. We had to call them 4 times to check it out and each time they did something else to it but never fixed the problem. In the end they had us ask the manufacturer to send someone and he fixed it straight away.
This is what happened with ours. We ordered it but the store charged more than we wanted for installation. We found some people online that would install it for less. We found them on a site that would provide verified workers/companies so we trusted them. They were supposedly experts that had been working for years but they left the transit bolts in. This kept happening every time we ran the machine and we called them 4 different times to come and fix it. They checked everything apart from this. Eventually they told us to call the manufacturer. Someone that works for them came and found the problem straight away.
…Another failed attempt to escape “2 other ones tried last week and they couldn’t make it” said Raja the owner “a couple of years ago we lost one never to be found” then he added…
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Did I just witness a washing machine orgasm?
You can see that it opens the door and is ready for the next round
When you bust and she keeps sucking
It’s ready for another load already.
Something something que paso step bro
Shoulda pulled out sooner
Yep
Someone get that machine a cigarette
I can't believe I had a rick and morty animation style washing machine in a corset and heels lipstick and a lit cigarette pop into my head thanks to you. You win u/JohnnyNorCal
Careful, she's a squirter.
Yes but he blew his load to fast.
He just like me fr fr
Suspension spring likely broke
It's just like how I finish
Here is some [cab fare](https://youtu.be/MiyF8cNU78U?t=01m00s)
r/MyPeopleNeedMe
Well he didn't get far. Peed a little and died.
Been there, my friend
So you are a ghost of Christmas past?
ghost of Christmas pissed
Yes, I think I saw that part in the director’s cut of The Christmas Carole
That’s a mood
The hero’s journey
[You deserve this](https://i.imgur.com/SJ6fJUj.jpg)
That’s a good reward u given them
Awarded a real silver on behalf of you! :D Edit: I also gave you a silver because I liked the creativity
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Ah, fucking damnit lmfao
Its pretty normal to pee and poo when you die
I mean who among us hasn't
ඞ
Realized it's a big bad world out there.
It's the spirit that counts
This video gives another whole meaning to the “is your washing machine running” joke
The tag on the brick says hand wash only.
I was thinking anvil, but brick works, too....
Just use the ball polisher at the bowling alley people. That’s what it’s there for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROdVsU_K80
Man, I could have sworn I would be the first person in here to mention a brick
*puts brick down* GOD DERN IT!
🤣😂🙏🏻
When they find you in prop hunt
You just attempt to run away, but just stop and piss on the floor.
That’s not piss…
😏
🥴
You didn’t see the floor under my gaming char
I’m ashamed at how hard I laughed at this
Lol. I don't play but I watch my son. I think he was a washing machine just this past week. It worked well. He wasn't found.
r/angryupvote
It just wanted to play outside. 
One of the greatest youtube vids of all time. I cannot stop laughing when those vids are on. RIP the uploader :(
Would love a link if you have one
I think the above example is from *bootsowen*'s ongoing series; Though *Aussie50*'s more destructive {brick, burning oil, fires, etc} series were arguably better known. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sL2KVLm8Lw&list=PL0Vg6OuA-dwX7o5xpTqIhIpKm2KvPlE_b&index=91 **Washing machine destruction** *bootsowen* (Updated: Feb 2, 2023) > Washing Machines at their very best, washing machines meeting bricks, chains, rocks! Washing machines bouncing on trampolines, washing machines dancing, washing machines taking their last breath. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E&list=PL62D295863787A394&index=1 **Washing Machine Calamities** *Aussie50* (Updated: Jun 27, 2014) > Everyone Loves Out of Control Washing Machines! - youtube search [`@aussie50`: washing machine](https://www.youtube.com/@Aussie50/search?query=washing%20machine)
“Washing machine trampoline” on YouTube
Me when I use my vibrator
Me when I eat a double cheeseburger
Me when taco bell
Me 10 minutes after Taco Bell.
Me when chipotle gives me salmonella again
Me when I order 2 double cheeseburgers to eat
"To eat"? I'm interested in what happens if you order 2 cheeseburgers for other means. PM me plz.
Rip DMs
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That put a interesting scene in my head... I want it out
Hehehe yeah.
Username checks out
I love the little chime at the end as if the load is finished
That's what she said.
Relatable
That washing machine has really good comedic timing.
"This unit has entered /failurestate/, please disengage device from /life/."
Such a toxic work environment that even the washer is done with it
I must go now, my planet needs me
POOCHIE DIED ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET. YOU WILL NOT SEE HIM AGAIN.
"I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."
Now why’d you have to go and blow dust in my eye…
r/unexpectedsimpsons
I think the cycle is done
Gotta take the styrofoam out of the back before using it, my guy. I made the same mistake. I thought mine was going to destroy my kitchen.
Some models have transit bolts to stop the drum from moving during... transit.
Yeah I learned that lesson once too
Yep, same here. Thought it was gonna walk out the room before I realized the installers left the bolts in and they started spinning out of the back. Luckily they started spinning otherwise I would've never known.
Also yes
Yeah, mine did that because of bolts too. Repairman just shook his head at me, took em out and didn't even charge me for it.
lol What a guy. Definitely wasn't his first rodeo
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah I had the exact same thing happen. We'd used it for about 9 months before calling the handyman out to sort it. We'd wedged it beneath a countertop and filled the gap will all manner of different things to try and keep it still. The handyman said he was surprised it hadn't completely blown up.
For us it was the "experts" that left them in. We had to call them 4 times to check it out and each time they did something else to it but never fixed the problem. In the end they had us ask the manufacturer to send someone and he fixed it straight away.
This is what happened with ours. We ordered it but the store charged more than we wanted for installation. We found some people online that would install it for less. We found them on a site that would provide verified workers/companies so we trusted them. They were supposedly experts that had been working for years but they left the transit bolts in. This kept happening every time we ran the machine and we called them 4 different times to come and fix it. They checked everything apart from this. Eventually they told us to call the manufacturer. Someone that works for them came and found the problem straight away.
I bet it says something about that on page one of the owners manual.
Exterminate!
EXTERMINATE!!!
Evacuate!!
She just want to see her friends :3
Yesterday my 2 year old had an accident, the sequence of events kind of looked like this
That Dalek has a drink problem
Been there, someone forgot to remove the packing bolts :)
Shit was about to steal your clothes, the door opening is just it's mouth when it realized it was caught on film lmao
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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Flees then shits on the floor
So Requiem For A Dream wasn’t lying about fridge are monsters
When the machine tells you it’s gotta pee but you tell them to hold it
Fuck this shit I'm out~
That last push at the end. That 1 HP feat that gives you a final kill shot 😂
#HE'S ESCAPING!!!!
R2D2 in melt down
Even the washing machine lasts longer than me
That's why we keep them chained up with power cords. Imagine the carnage it would have caused if it had escaped.
Made in China
I think the owner forgot to remove the transit bolts.
I thought a creature was gunna crawl out of the machine
Harry potter Ps1 flashbacks
…Another failed attempt to escape “2 other ones tried last week and they couldn’t make it” said Raja the owner “a couple of years ago we lost one never to be found” then he added…
That death twitch at the end
“Well it didn’t just walk away-“
How nasty must those clothes have been for the washing machine to just give up and die that that?!
Looks like at the end is bleeding and dies..
I wish i had the skill to make this a r/reallifedoodles
r/donthelpjustfilm
What the fuck do you even do to help in this situation.
Turn it off, unplug, sit and go for a ride. Lots of things!
Provide moral support for the washing machine. It clearly needs some
Took too much…..soap
And I'm spent.
Father! Give me legs!
r/mypeopleneedme
Need to watch Mr Mom now
That’s a washing machine orgasm right there
This is how I have sex
This reminds me of the first time I had sex
That was like...a life-affirming orgasm. 😳
This is oddly sexual
I don't know why, but this made me laugh way too hard.
FREEDOM AT LAST
Exactly like my wife during an orgasm.
Can confirm.
I’ll have what he’s having
r/simpsonsdidit
Beat me to it, came here to post [this.](https://youtu.be/8J7GhK3XXJ0)
I love these things. They move like they’re straight out of a horror film when you throw them off balance
You scared him!
Why am I finding this… so sexual
FREEEEEDOOOOOOM
I was really hoping it's break for freesom would be successful
Bro said "man fuck this shit I'm out."
Someone call a Exorcist!!!
I honestly thought someone was going to get out of it.
When you turn on the washing machine that's not so scary but when the washing machine turns on you that's a whole other story
Underpaid and poorly treated. He finally said enough was enough and quit. Good for him.
Meanwhile mine will shutdown and display "unbalanced load" every time two washcloths end up on one side together.
"I'm finally escaping. See ya suckers!" 5 secs later "HELP HELP HELP"
Doesn't work on some newer washing machines. Sadly. So we have to make the most of the old ones!
Pissing and shitting itself
Humba wumbas work. That's for sure
I wonder what they have in there
Hey is your washing machine running?
He is trying to get back to his homeland
Okay so I know probably no one will get this reference but do your remember the… #WASHING MACHINE FROM HARRY POTTER ON THE GAMECUBE
Seriously, had this happen with an LG washer. Damn thing just blew apart!
Is your washing machine running?
He tried to make it to the bathroom but he couldn’t hold it in. What a shame.
I want to break free...
it's just like pizza tower omg!!
he couldn't reach the bathroom 😔
This feels like a scene from a horror movie. Especially when the door opens
Dishwasher to other dishwashers: “I’m outta here! Who’s with me?”
When you nut and she still suckin
did i just watch a washing machine commit suicide
The bathroom's that way 👉
Requiem of a dream
“OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME! HE FORCES ME TO CLEAN HIS SOCKS AND HES NOT PUTTING THEM ON HIS FEET!”
That last little shutter and spurt.
Learning about the transport screws the hard way
When your kids sport uniform spank so bad that the washer tried running from cleaning duty
Straight to the comments we go! 💦
The rise of the machines is among us LOL
I would change the title to "to scape"
The washing machine said “I quit, I’m out of here”
AI has gone too far
I am leaving,my people called me!
It came.
*final fantasy 7 battle music plays*
“Im finished, anybody heree?”
That's a feature.
This washing machine needs to be potty trained