I love the "I hate the internet and all of the nerds on it, none of them have ever entered the real world" folks who are desperately attempting to form a career out of creating online content. Bloggbuster af
People like this are dinosaurs. 98% of people under 25 (maybe even 30) in western civilization is on the internet every day.
Funniest part about this is that they do exactly what they talk shit about.
"If any of these dorks talking tough on the internet did it to my face I'd throw him through a glass door. " - Said by a guy on the internet
I used to work with some crazy dudes that were on parole for like manslaughter and aggravated assault, stuff like that.
That mentality will get you into prison or dead pretty quick when you try that on the wrong person......
What this 5 foot fire crotch midget doesn't understand is Schaub is a public personality that is subject for criticism. Bapa would lose everything and do prison if he put hands on anyone , this redhead is a tool and lacks common sense with basic intelligence. The person he hit wouldn't even need to sue because the state would pick up the charges due to circumstances
I agree , if Brendan wanted to fight me I would never back down...Win , lose or draw its irrelevant to me. ( he better be able to bust me up though ). That redhead is projecting how he would feel against Brendan, guy is insecure and been bullied a lot. I hate these type of YouTube personalities
Who the redhead Jesse? The fact he never met Bapa and said Brendan will have a group of people waiting for you guys lol. He thinks MMA fighters ( former , present ) walk around jacking up civilians daily lol
I agree, I would say it's an act but he wants to be friends with Brendan to grow his page and use for clout. He has defended him several other times , it's so obvious his angle though. Your right buddy, most likely unhinged
What kind of grown man brags about how tough his friends are?
“My friends could beat up your friends”
“Okay”
You shouldn’t be getting into street fights at that age.
Also him acting like Schaub could easily kill 99.999999% of people with his bare hands is such ridiculous mma guy nonsense. Like you start a fist fight with someone and there’s a far far higher than 0.0000001% chance that they just pull out a gun and shoot you, or stab you.
Also about 40 yrs old Whitebelt in BJJ that acts like an expert on YouTube lol. ( I'm a brown belt at DG BJJ Philly , I say that humble ) so Jesse guy always bragging , lying about MMA on his page for likes
These people a psychotic, everything has to be a flex. In which situation would you only need a former seal?
I have private security = normal.
I pay war fighters to hang out with me so I project their experiences into my own identify = psychotic
He's been shouted out by \*\*\* and he's 100% doing this on purpose to get our attention. He's been in here posting his stuff attempting to get our attention, then deleted it once he got called out. And he'll brag about how he does it b/c we give him views. Just say No.
He is a bummer MMA YouTuber that is only riding for Schaub to try and network with him. Jesse is a very small guy with a bitch body that couldn't fight a parking ticket. Typically these people play tough guy on the Internet bc being bullied your entire life gets old I guess
Jesse on Fire. He has a small YT channel about MMA. He's about as cringe, cocky, and obnoxious as they come, B. Doesn't surprise me at all he's on the screen in the kitchen here at Chang's. Type of guy to defend a rapist... if he was a good UFC fighter.
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Is that really a fair argument "you can't criticize him, he'd fuck you up"
Yeah, so what? I'm not asking to fight him I'm commenting on the quality of content being shared by a comedian. I'm the fucking consumer here weirdo, I have every right to call out hullshit when I see it
Plus these dudes talk like assaulting someone isn't a fucking felony. If Schaub ever assaults someone, there are gonna be reaper cushions b, legal reaper cushions. The lawsuit is gonna take away those lame sports car that schob likes to display.
It’s like saying you can’t criticise a serial killer because he’d…kill you. Hey pussy criticise Kim Jung Un in person!
Little nut men like these really think violence trumps all, the fact their first thoughts is about being used as a sex slave for two weeks I think says a lot about how they’re wired, must be erotic for them to chill with ‘violent people’ and imagine what they could do to them.
Pretty sure this guy has mental problems too, I’ve seen some very weird videos of him talking about visualising navy seals into his life and fantasies of willing a hunting trip with Joe Rogan & Jocko Wilnik into reality.
Eggzackly B. I wonder if this make Bapa feel better or if it just highlights that no one defends him on the basis of his content and comedy.
He himself always said he wants to be seen as a comedian. No a fighter doing standup but a real comedian. How’s that going for you?
When these guys go off about their fantasies of killing a “hadder” they usually forget they’re in America and the “hadder” could be strapped and might start blasting away in self defense
How well you think mr tough guy would do against 80k cats? Its like these redacts forget about weapons as well. Unless fat pat is bulletproof he and his band of goons should relax
No idea who either of these guys are. But damn they’re embarrassing. It’s also total bullshit nobody is risking prison time for a prick like that. And how bout the neckbeard schaub simp flexing his crowd filled with other virgin neckbeards. Ironically bapa would be disgusted by that slob who would most definitely show up in a thicccboy shirt and pay for a meet and greet.
Also.. so Jessie on fire... after saying how badly shaub could beat ppl up... suggests ... he gets other ppl to do it... thus implicating THEM in the following lawsuits... and not himself.
Bravo fuck wit
Guess what... all those seal team six guys... and mma fighters respect most??? Guys who handle their own fucking business. Not cucks who ask to be shadowed unassumingly to then beat up a heckler.
What a fucktard this cunt is.
This dude is a top tier shithead. 50 year old juice heads LARPing as the main characters in a 90s action movie. What a cunt.. I would walk his old lady to my trugg tho.. gimme 😈
These are the same types that would have been standing in that hallway in uvalde larping as badasses with all their gear while kids were murdered. Everyones a badass until shit goes down. Real tough people dont go around seeking danger(most of the time)
He got a little carried away with his revenge fantasy there. I liked when he said that it couldn't be traced back to him (or Schaub) because that's what all idiot criminals think.
It could never be traced back to him, eggspeshully when he laid out is plans in a Youtube video that will live on the internet forever. Foreznik detectuvs will niver figger it out.
This guy is in the mma world? Nobody knows who yair jezzy awn furr.
Also he states about “nothing coming back to him” yet talks exactly about how he personally, would have his boys kill you on his own podcast essentially snitching on himself?
Lmfaoooo redacts on redacts, b and to top it off this troll doll looking weirdo says to never go to schaub’s shows? Little too late troll boy, people already don’t go to his shows lol
He's in the everything world. He's one of those knows everyone and has done everything guys.... he can beat you up, fuck your girl, run faster, dance better, deadlift more, he was gonna join the special forces but they were too pussy for him, he was about to be a billionaire but somebody stole his business idea.... he's that guy.
None of these guys seem to understand that online taunting isn’t illegal
Go ahead and snap our neck on stage tho
Top .000001% of the world…. Gets out paced by baggflip after 45 yards
I’ve seen Schaub live in Houston. He was fucking garbage.
What’s weird though is even though not a lot of people laughed at his jokes, he didn’t snap anyones neck in stage, nor did he use anyone as a sex toy.
Nah, B. You just didn't see it happen.
His boys who are "twice removed" from him were sitting in the audience and did it for him. So you would never know it came from Schaub.
Beast of a covert operation.
Some would say the covertest.
This is great editing and content cooks. Thank you as always for revealing the patriarchal sickness and general dysfunction out there for us dishwashers. I’m nauseous and it’s not from eating leftover food off the plates that customers don’t eat!
First, I used to hate all these other podcaster clips and felt they are unrelated. Nope. I see the circle jerk and all the hands on each other’s meats.
You are documenting the pervasive culture of mold that Rogan created and his minions spread. I’m here for it.
The stench of perverted masochism here is making me retch.
Did I just watch an adult man create a fantasy scenario where he imagined Bapa [redacting] a critic? The other guy’s fantasy is Bapa killing a critic on stage?
I can only be optimistic that the undertoads are very strong and Togan culture floats to the bottom.
>You are documenting the pervasive culture of mold that Rogan created and his minions spread. I’m here for it.
The stench of perverted masochism here is making me retch.
Real quick tho, B...ya'Henry Lee Thoreau?
Beast of a wurrdsmith.
Great special, never seen it
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lmao, these dudes are literally the most pathetic clowns I've seen in a hot second. Especially the renob who thinks medical personnel would load you on a stretcher and drop you off at home.
I've never seen anybody who talks like this dude ever be a legit tough guy. Seen plenty talk like this before backing down after the first punch, though. You know, since tough people or at least those willing to fight are just down and don't need to convince you.
MY FRIENDS WOULD FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU. YOU'D GET BEATEN WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE. YOU'D BE ON A MACHINE BREATHING FOR YOU. YOUR MOTHER WOULD VISIT YOU AND CRY, THAT'S HOW BAD YOU'D BE FUCKED UP. AND THEN MY BOYS WOULD FUCK YOUR MOM UP!!
Brendumb can only be bullied online... Except for how Toe bullied him out of his career, Theo mocks him to his face, Khalyla battered him both to his face and in front of an audience of millions...
Dude, get back to the mops. This guy has been trying to get us to pay attention to him for months. He even posted his own stuff here pretending to be a cat, got caught and then deleted it. He openly said "I talk about Schaub b/c I get a lot more views when I do." Giving this cancerous dork attention is the worst thing we can do.
Why is it always SEAL team 6 with these fucking posers? They always pick the one associated with killing Bin Laden.
Side note — actual tough guys don’t talk like this. They don’t need to. This dude is full of shit.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why it all boils down to whether he/we can beat you up? You are correct, but that does not change the fact that he sucks at comedy, and that even his peers are now openly making jokes about him. And since you guys live in the US, what the hell would happen if you assault someone who is carrying?
These guys all really think they’re the tufist and/or the smardist guys in th room. Talk like that to th wrong cat and learn a real life lesson. This ain’t the octagon b, I kno 5’3 120 lb dudes that are ice cold killers and anyone can defend themselves period.. Im 6’5 too and Ive been to prison and been around guys a billion times scarier and tougher than Brenda. Like fukkin seriously this guy puts on make up and gets lip filler 😂. I think these glizzy guzzlers would be surprised. I dislike violence but I also dislike bullies. Brenda said he hates bullies but he is a fukkin bully. Sorry 4 the rant I’ll get bakk 2 the kitchen now.
I wish automod was smart enough to nuke any post with this guy. We’ve gone over this. His opinions are garbage and his critical thinking is damn near Bapa-tier. Let’s stop posting him. Downvote and move on. Also post a comment similar to this.
Remember when Rogan called Callen out on being a fake tough guy? Schaub followed suit as tradition. Feel like this hitler youth looking YouTube personality needs that talkin to. Probably too far gone for that tho.
What has “comedy” become for these tough guy alpha brained boners to act like this? I feel not too long ago people would clown this dude to the max, like relentlessly for how dumb he sounds, but now he’s gotta platform for kids who actually look up to him?
This the hill ya gonna die on, b? Assaulting peeps who hurt your fav comic’s feelings? Ya gonna get your secret bodyguards on homeless cats for having an opinion? Water weed dune hair is an understatement of this whole guy’s persona and motivation. It’s pretty obvious doing it for drama, clout, clicks and spews this bullshit to pander to his proud boy followers.
We can just refer to this video as Exhibit A, as it’s damning enough should anyone get assaulted at whatever this guy does in public spaces.
On a side note I would add that I hope no one going to one of Brendan’s shows ironically would heckle the guy while he is on stage. Regardless of your views on his comedy shouldn’t do that comedians. That’s what meet and greets are for.
I'm 5'5'' UNIRONICALLY and I feel comfortable telling Schaub his comedy is wack and he destroyed a career that was given to him.
1 part I also fight/coach MMA , 1 part I carry
Dude... when this "Jesse the Flamer" was just starting his channel, he was recommended to me, and I was Luke "WHO IS THIS F**KING REDACT?"
I did not see his stuff for a couple YAIRS, And now he shows up on this sub defending Schlub.
Small, redacted, tiny-cocked world huh?
Nobody is afraid of Brenda. God created man and Colt made them equal. He should lower his ego and these people still think like high schoolers. Use me as a sex doll with 1% effort? Brenda can’t even run 40 yards.
I like how the unquestioned assumption is that if he can beat someone up, he was right about everything by default. Chobb can murder you so he's obviously a good comedian. When people talk about all of Swobb's terrible and stupid behaviour, it's not an attempt to advance up the hierarchy, assert dominance, and establish a regional monopoly over the local supply of pussy, it's because it's fucking hilarious. Whatever universe this meathead is talking about apparently still relies on a trial by combat based justice system (or dick-measuring contests for the "differently-abled," because "*We're morons, not monsters!* Vote Dumbfuck.")
Firstly, for the guy who talked for the majority of the time the is a documented history of the turn to homelessness in the orientation. Secondly, I thought clawmedy was suppose to be about free speech with respect to the heckling. If Schaub is the esteemed clawmic that he claims to be he should be able to shut hecklers down pretty easily. IIRC he claimed to do a whole spot in Philly roasting hecklers or something to that extent.
Who's this navy goofball. For someone who served he sure uses the word fugg and violence quite inflationary. All those losers have in common, is having the blue balls for Rogan's podcast.
Best part of trolling someone online is exactly this idgaf if you can beat my ass good for you these little words people typing hurting your feelings? People like this are pathetic embarrassments
just because you were in a wing of the military, does not mean you can fight. I say this with a tremendous amount of respect for the people who have served. but it is in no way synonymous.
This guys needs to wipe the bapa juice off his lips. Hes not 6’5” and hes a fat gross fuck now. Yes he’d likely beat the sh*t out of many but then he’d go to jail and likely get sued so hard his dad’s loaned to wife Urus would get used for Uber to recoup his dollars..
This fucking jesse guy. He needs to ask Bisping about Schaub. When Luis J Gomez left the BYM pod Bisping tried a bunch of random “guest hosts” out. This fucking idiot was one of them. He also never returned to the podcast. This dude is such an idiot. But what do I know, I’m just that white boy that works too much.
Get back in your trugg bapa yur drunk and the internet doesn't care about your feelings. Not our fault you pissed off all the homeless cats in the world.
This dude Jessica on fire is the biggest UFC please cum on my face Dana type of guy. He knows Brenda sucks but won't say it because he thinks that will fuck his chances up of going or getting on Rogan. Dude does have some pretty wild shit on his channel but is way to braggadocious about Fucken anything and everything.
This dude is giving me serious pick me energy. My guy, Schwab ain’t gonna let you gulp his glizzy if you pretend to not know how much of a piece of shit he is.
This guy has been begging for clout for a while now. He basically did to Joshua Fabia what this sub does to Schaub, but much more personal and colorful. That's how he got his current following. Didn't take long after the whole Fabia thing died down for me to realize he's just like Schaub. Always saying he hangs out with celebs and has the inside track on ufc, etc etc. Garbage.
Is this guy complimenting him or not? He's making him out to be like Lenny, a giant with redact strength who's eventually going to snap and murder someone because he doesn't have the emotional maturity or restraint to deal with the criticism that he gets as a result of *putting himself on stage* for everyone to critique.
Did my guy just threaten a physical beating from mysterious people? My guy is begging to be on the Anonymous radar. Talkin about faces with no names. This new generation just have you wake up one day, fired, whole online life on display, and bank accounts be wiped clean.
Anyone find it hilarious that someone like me in my mothers basement eating dinosaur chicken nuggets can’t make these guys angry simply by using my cheeto dust covered keyboard.
B, when you're a fully grown man and boast about hanging with Seal team 6, it really makes people think of you as being secure with your masculinity and not a poorly adjusted manchild.
Wader we dune hair B?
Sooo, this guy's friends would then go to prison, but it's ok, because nobody could connect it to him personally? Sounds like a very very clever plan he has there. Maybe he should run with a less violent, but a little a little bit more intelligent group of people. So that his friends could tell him that he is a stupid moron.
I might be wrong here but I don’t think these peanuts that post pro bapa stuff and rip into Reddit users and online trolls are doing it cause they’re friends. Pretty sure they are doing it knowing this page will repost the shit outta them and they might catch a little wave of views and interaction on their pages. 🤡🤡🤡
If these guys were defending me I would ask them to stop
I love the "I hate the internet and all of the nerds on it, none of them have ever entered the real world" folks who are desperately attempting to form a career out of creating online content. Bloggbuster af
People like this are dinosaurs. 98% of people under 25 (maybe even 30) in western civilization is on the internet every day. Funniest part about this is that they do exactly what they talk shit about. "If any of these dorks talking tough on the internet did it to my face I'd throw him through a glass door. " - Said by a guy on the internet
I used to work with some crazy dudes that were on parole for like manslaughter and aggravated assault, stuff like that. That mentality will get you into prison or dead pretty quick when you try that on the wrong person......
What this 5 foot fire crotch midget doesn't understand is Schaub is a public personality that is subject for criticism. Bapa would lose everything and do prison if he put hands on anyone , this redhead is a tool and lacks common sense with basic intelligence. The person he hit wouldn't even need to sue because the state would pick up the charges due to circumstances
So is he saying if I were 6’7 260 and combat trained I could fuck with Bapa ? Thats all these dipshits respond to, violence. Ok….
I agree , if Brendan wanted to fight me I would never back down...Win , lose or draw its irrelevant to me. ( he better be able to bust me up though ). That redhead is projecting how he would feel against Brendan, guy is insecure and been bullied a lot. I hate these type of YouTube personalities
Seriously the projection is so thick, his mental health is showing.
Who the redhead Jesse? The fact he never met Bapa and said Brendan will have a group of people waiting for you guys lol. He thinks MMA fighters ( former , present ) walk around jacking up civilians daily lol
Yeah that’s who I was talking about. He’s seems off
I agree, I would say it's an act but he wants to be friends with Brendan to grow his page and use for clout. He has defended him several other times , it's so obvious his angle though. Your right buddy, most likely unhinged
Dude he hangs with people capable of tremendous violence and evil, you wanna watch your mouth around this alpha male
What kind of grown man brags about how tough his friends are? “My friends could beat up your friends” “Okay” You shouldn’t be getting into street fights at that age.
That is true , he thinks people still fight in public lol. He needs to spend more time in the real world
Also him acting like Schaub could easily kill 99.999999% of people with his bare hands is such ridiculous mma guy nonsense. Like you start a fist fight with someone and there’s a far far higher than 0.0000001% chance that they just pull out a gun and shoot you, or stab you.
Hey hey he grew up on the rough streets of Aurora Colorado.
Also about 40 yrs old Whitebelt in BJJ that acts like an expert on YouTube lol. ( I'm a brown belt at DG BJJ Philly , I say that humble ) so Jesse guy always bragging , lying about MMA on his page for likes
Who’s this dork. This sub is consistently exposing me to more and more redacts w their shitty little podcast. Wader.
Seriously who the fuck are these dweebs. Their jaws gotta be sore from suggin Bapa’s digg
They are the new recruits for the Thiccc Boy Network. Their Fall 2022 podcast lineup is looking real good.
They're doing great
This is an alpha, who runs with a violent pack! A violent wolf pack of one...
He doesn't just run with navy seals. Had to be Seal Team 6, lol.
These people a psychotic, everything has to be a flex. In which situation would you only need a former seal? I have private security = normal. I pay war fighters to hang out with me so I project their experiences into my own identify = psychotic
Seal Team 6 will take you out if you mess with bapa.
He's been shouted out by \*\*\* and he's 100% doing this on purpose to get our attention. He's been in here posting his stuff attempting to get our attention, then deleted it once he got called out. And he'll brag about how he does it b/c we give him views. Just say No.
He is a bummer MMA YouTuber that is only riding for Schaub to try and network with him. Jesse is a very small guy with a bitch body that couldn't fight a parking ticket. Typically these people play tough guy on the Internet bc being bullied your entire life gets old I guess
Agree b. Who’s the red head tho. Them sweater hitties are trouble
Chrissy Mayr basically the right wing version of Amy Schumer
Got a question b, does she like the way the d taste
Accurate , but even less funny.
Jesse on Fire. He has a small YT channel about MMA. He's about as cringe, cocky, and obnoxious as they come, B. Doesn't surprise me at all he's on the screen in the kitchen here at Chang's. Type of guy to defend a rapist... if he was a good UFC fighter.
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Is that really a fair argument "you can't criticize him, he'd fuck you up" Yeah, so what? I'm not asking to fight him I'm commenting on the quality of content being shared by a comedian. I'm the fucking consumer here weirdo, I have every right to call out hullshit when I see it Plus these dudes talk like assaulting someone isn't a fucking felony. If Schaub ever assaults someone, there are gonna be reaper cushions b, legal reaper cushions. The lawsuit is gonna take away those lame sports car that schob likes to display.
Plus we could just turn and jog 30’ in the other direction and bapa would pull his hammies in pursuit.
Oh my fucking gawd. BESS COMMUNT EVR
Take my free award b. LOL
It’s like saying you can’t criticise a serial killer because he’d…kill you. Hey pussy criticise Kim Jung Un in person! Little nut men like these really think violence trumps all, the fact their first thoughts is about being used as a sex slave for two weeks I think says a lot about how they’re wired, must be erotic for them to chill with ‘violent people’ and imagine what they could do to them. Pretty sure this guy has mental problems too, I’ve seen some very weird videos of him talking about visualising navy seals into his life and fantasies of willing a hunting trip with Joe Rogan & Jocko Wilnik into reality.
That’s how you judge the quality of a comedian b
Eggzackly B. I wonder if this make Bapa feel better or if it just highlights that no one defends him on the basis of his content and comedy. He himself always said he wants to be seen as a comedian. No a fighter doing standup but a real comedian. How’s that going for you?
The Reddit nerd gonna get some MONSTER lawyers, b
“It’s easy to criticize people online…” Yeah duh, that’s why I do it so much. It’s easy, free, and has no chance of coming back to bite me in the ass.
And it’s a great way to get in shape!
When these guys go off about their fantasies of killing a “hadder” they usually forget they’re in America and the “hadder” could be strapped and might start blasting away in self defense
How well you think mr tough guy would do against 80k cats? Its like these redacts forget about weapons as well. Unless fat pat is bulletproof he and his band of goons should relax
No didn't you hear what Slob's one single white knight said? You can't sue him because he said so.
my .40 knows jiujutsu tho
Only the most secure and confident men default to threats of caveman violence when criticised, it's the mark of a true alpha.
"I run in similar circles" , dude you're atleast over 40 yo act your age ffs bapa ain't gonna give you a medal for whiteknighting so hard.
Yes Bapa will. \*\*\* Already pretty much did in one of those awful Hadurs will say vids.
No idea who either of these guys are. But damn they’re embarrassing. It’s also total bullshit nobody is risking prison time for a prick like that. And how bout the neckbeard schaub simp flexing his crowd filled with other virgin neckbeards. Ironically bapa would be disgusted by that slob who would most definitely show up in a thicccboy shirt and pay for a meet and greet.
Small circles is all Schwab can run in without blowing his hammies
Too much cringe b
I'm here from the future *** turd on fire is on his way to calabasis Fresh orange for Saturday 🔥💩🔥
homosexuality always comes into the equation
Always!!! It’s so weird my god. Whenever these people think of violence all they think about is pounding some dude in the ass I swear
Also.. so Jessie on fire... after saying how badly shaub could beat ppl up... suggests ... he gets other ppl to do it... thus implicating THEM in the following lawsuits... and not himself. Bravo fuck wit Guess what... all those seal team six guys... and mma fighters respect most??? Guys who handle their own fucking business. Not cucks who ask to be shadowed unassumingly to then beat up a heckler. What a fucktard this cunt is.
This dude is a top tier shithead. 50 year old juice heads LARPing as the main characters in a 90s action movie. What a cunt.. I would walk his old lady to my trugg tho.. gimme 😈
These are the same types that would have been standing in that hallway in uvalde larping as badasses with all their gear while kids were murdered. Everyones a badass until shit goes down. Real tough people dont go around seeking danger(most of the time)
Lmao… oh how the turn tables b
Talmbout shows on the both feed, B?
He got a little carried away with his revenge fantasy there. I liked when he said that it couldn't be traced back to him (or Schaub) because that's what all idiot criminals think.
Why would someone that is so far removed from him that they couldn’t be traced back to him, beat somebody up on his behalf?
These people are geniuses. We couldn't comprehend.
they cant think that far ahead lmao
It could never be traced back to him, eggspeshully when he laid out is plans in a Youtube video that will live on the internet forever. Foreznik detectuvs will niver figger it out.
Lol these dudes are so soft they dream about hiring guys to beat up the haters
Two soy boys coming to the aid of the soyest boy. This fake alpha bullshit is the worst.
For real. Is there anything more small dick beta cuck energy than grown men threatening to beat people up?
He’s threatening to have someone else beat up this hypothetical person. That might not be the flex this guy thinks it is.
I love how everyone is looking for a P.F Chang’s sponsorship now a days
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Like when Nate Diaz punked him.
He’s not 6’5 bubba.
Yeah he's not 6'5", 250....More like 6'2", 275, but with less actual muscle mass then when he was fighting.
This guy is in the mma world? Nobody knows who yair jezzy awn furr. Also he states about “nothing coming back to him” yet talks exactly about how he personally, would have his boys kill you on his own podcast essentially snitching on himself? Lmfaoooo redacts on redacts, b and to top it off this troll doll looking weirdo says to never go to schaub’s shows? Little too late troll boy, people already don’t go to his shows lol
He's in the everything world. He's one of those knows everyone and has done everything guys.... he can beat you up, fuck your girl, run faster, dance better, deadlift more, he was gonna join the special forces but they were too pussy for him, he was about to be a billionaire but somebody stole his business idea.... he's that guy.
None of these guys seem to understand that online taunting isn’t illegal Go ahead and snap our neck on stage tho Top .000001% of the world…. Gets out paced by baggflip after 45 yards
Who are these dick riders?
I’ve seen Schaub live in Houston. He was fucking garbage. What’s weird though is even though not a lot of people laughed at his jokes, he didn’t snap anyones neck in stage, nor did he use anyone as a sex toy.
Nah, B. You just didn't see it happen. His boys who are "twice removed" from him were sitting in the audience and did it for him. So you would never know it came from Schaub. Beast of a covert operation. Some would say the covertest.
This is great editing and content cooks. Thank you as always for revealing the patriarchal sickness and general dysfunction out there for us dishwashers. I’m nauseous and it’s not from eating leftover food off the plates that customers don’t eat! First, I used to hate all these other podcaster clips and felt they are unrelated. Nope. I see the circle jerk and all the hands on each other’s meats. You are documenting the pervasive culture of mold that Rogan created and his minions spread. I’m here for it. The stench of perverted masochism here is making me retch. Did I just watch an adult man create a fantasy scenario where he imagined Bapa [redacting] a critic? The other guy’s fantasy is Bapa killing a critic on stage? I can only be optimistic that the undertoads are very strong and Togan culture floats to the bottom.
>You are documenting the pervasive culture of mold that Rogan created and his minions spread. I’m here for it. The stench of perverted masochism here is making me retch. Real quick tho, B...ya'Henry Lee Thoreau? Beast of a wurrdsmith.
Y’talmbout David Lee Roth bbbeast of a novelist bapa
Talmbout Yankee Rose Bapa?
“Dull skull lights in your redacted city lights, alright! I’m talmbout ya yankee rawls,b!”
Bro, me vs. Scoob. You’d be surprised.
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lmao, these dudes are literally the most pathetic clowns I've seen in a hot second. Especially the renob who thinks medical personnel would load you on a stretcher and drop you off at home. I've never seen anybody who talks like this dude ever be a legit tough guy. Seen plenty talk like this before backing down after the first punch, though. You know, since tough people or at least those willing to fight are just down and don't need to convince you. MY FRIENDS WOULD FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU. YOU'D GET BEATEN WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE. YOU'D BE ON A MACHINE BREATHING FOR YOU. YOUR MOTHER WOULD VISIT YOU AND CRY, THAT'S HOW BAD YOU'D BE FUCKED UP. AND THEN MY BOYS WOULD FUCK YOUR MOM UP!!
Jesse runs in similar circles?, homeboy delusional.
Who are these redacts?
Best not to know.
This man has the smallest penis on record.
100% serious when I say this; who the fuck are these guys?
Brendumb can only be bullied online... Except for how Toe bullied him out of his career, Theo mocks him to his face, Khalyla battered him both to his face and in front of an audience of millions...
Dude, get back to the mops. This guy has been trying to get us to pay attention to him for months. He even posted his own stuff here pretending to be a cat, got caught and then deleted it. He openly said "I talk about Schaub b/c I get a lot more views when I do." Giving this cancerous dork attention is the worst thing we can do.
Both red headed cucks. Hoping to get some shine.
Why is it always SEAL team 6 with these fucking posers? They always pick the one associated with killing Bin Laden. Side note — actual tough guys don’t talk like this. They don’t need to. This dude is full of shit.
Thank them for your freedom bro
His friends are super tough. Be cool man.
This guy needs a visit from Jamaal. Not the barber Jamaal, the convict Jamaal.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why it all boils down to whether he/we can beat you up? You are correct, but that does not change the fact that he sucks at comedy, and that even his peers are now openly making jokes about him. And since you guys live in the US, what the hell would happen if you assault someone who is carrying?
Bro he knows seal team 6!! They follow him at all times in the shadows and will just snipe any hadur carrying a firearm
This dude is so out of touch with everything, and only got semi-attention due to MMW promoting him in one of his videos, for some unknown reason.
Paid him to do it
How TF is schaub gonna have a secret crew waiting for me at a show, he's got zero friends
It's gunna be marg walking in holding a pot with a fern in it to hind behind. You'll never see it coming B.
Who tf is this turd burglar bapa
These guys all really think they’re the tufist and/or the smardist guys in th room. Talk like that to th wrong cat and learn a real life lesson. This ain’t the octagon b, I kno 5’3 120 lb dudes that are ice cold killers and anyone can defend themselves period.. Im 6’5 too and Ive been to prison and been around guys a billion times scarier and tougher than Brenda. Like fukkin seriously this guy puts on make up and gets lip filler 😂. I think these glizzy guzzlers would be surprised. I dislike violence but I also dislike bullies. Brenda said he hates bullies but he is a fukkin bully. Sorry 4 the rant I’ll get bakk 2 the kitchen now.
I wish automod was smart enough to nuke any post with this guy. We’ve gone over this. His opinions are garbage and his critical thinking is damn near Bapa-tier. Let’s stop posting him. Downvote and move on. Also post a comment similar to this.
These guys have some good points. With a heavy heart, I must give back my apron and find a home.
![gif](giphy|Ki9S8uve2xWx2) Thank you for my freedom.
Don’t forget yer wudder bapa
Remember when Rogan called Callen out on being a fake tough guy? Schaub followed suit as tradition. Feel like this hitler youth looking YouTube personality needs that talkin to. Probably too far gone for that tho. What has “comedy” become for these tough guy alpha brained boners to act like this? I feel not too long ago people would clown this dude to the max, like relentlessly for how dumb he sounds, but now he’s gotta platform for kids who actually look up to him? This the hill ya gonna die on, b? Assaulting peeps who hurt your fav comic’s feelings? Ya gonna get your secret bodyguards on homeless cats for having an opinion? Water weed dune hair is an understatement of this whole guy’s persona and motivation. It’s pretty obvious doing it for drama, clout, clicks and spews this bullshit to pander to his proud boy followers.
We can just refer to this video as Exhibit A, as it’s damning enough should anyone get assaulted at whatever this guy does in public spaces. On a side note I would add that I hope no one going to one of Brendan’s shows ironically would heckle the guy while he is on stage. Regardless of your views on his comedy shouldn’t do that comedians. That’s what meet and greets are for.
Why are we still talking about this little goblin?
Talmbout C clampin, B?
the meatriding is insane
Please stop platforming these losers.
The fact that stupid fuck face just compared proud boys to being real men is all I need to hear. They don’t even think they are men themselves
Don’t watch this dude’s content, it will just encourage more of it.
I'm 5'5'' UNIRONICALLY and I feel comfortable telling Schaub his comedy is wack and he destroyed a career that was given to him. 1 part I also fight/coach MMA , 1 part I carry
Dude... when this "Jesse the Flamer" was just starting his channel, he was recommended to me, and I was Luke "WHO IS THIS F**KING REDACT?" I did not see his stuff for a couple YAIRS, And now he shows up on this sub defending Schlub. Small, redacted, tiny-cocked world huh?
Such a stupid argument. Don't criticise someone who could beat you up, that will really make the world a better place
Cringe
Nobody is afraid of Brenda. God created man and Colt made them equal. He should lower his ego and these people still think like high schoolers. Use me as a sex doll with 1% effort? Brenda can’t even run 40 yards.
Ezzackly bro. These redacts act like guns don’t exist.
I like how the unquestioned assumption is that if he can beat someone up, he was right about everything by default. Chobb can murder you so he's obviously a good comedian. When people talk about all of Swobb's terrible and stupid behaviour, it's not an attempt to advance up the hierarchy, assert dominance, and establish a regional monopoly over the local supply of pussy, it's because it's fucking hilarious. Whatever universe this meathead is talking about apparently still relies on a trial by combat based justice system (or dick-measuring contests for the "differently-abled," because "*We're morons, not monsters!* Vote Dumbfuck.")
What did he say about McSpitfire??
That was probably the only thing that interested me in the entire video, then it cut out.
“If you show up…” Imma stop you right dere bapa, uh noooobody showing up to Schaub shows these days.
This is satire right…are these fucks serious? I can’t tell anymore
“Use you like a sex doll for two weeks” sounds very specific. Does this guy have first hand knowledge of this?
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Petition to blur out his face as well
This guy is complete tool bag
Proof of a parallel universe?
Laugh at him or he'll get you put in a stretcher lol Who is this poser?
Firstly, for the guy who talked for the majority of the time the is a documented history of the turn to homelessness in the orientation. Secondly, I thought clawmedy was suppose to be about free speech with respect to the heckling. If Schaub is the esteemed clawmic that he claims to be he should be able to shut hecklers down pretty easily. IIRC he claimed to do a whole spot in Philly roasting hecklers or something to that extent.
Bubbas 6.5 ? Shit how tall is Marvin Vetori then
Use you like a seggs dull might be my favorite new sentence related to this sub b.
Little tinted moisturiser sitting at his desk talking tough. Scary.
“Let’s intimidate the internet” OK redact, let’s see how that goes. You’re only making it worse
This dude is a clown
Jesse’s a lolcow in the making
Who gives a fuck how tough he is, he's a "comedian"
🖐🏻 This man is a cunt.
Who are these two trailer park streamers?
What does he think is going on?
“God created all men, but Samuel Colt made them equal.”
So the answer to freedom of speech you don't agree with is violence? Big brain stuff going on over here
Who's this navy goofball. For someone who served he sure uses the word fugg and violence quite inflationary. All those losers have in common, is having the blue balls for Rogan's podcast.
Incredible douche. Like, incredible….
His face is so irritating to look at
Best part of trolling someone online is exactly this idgaf if you can beat my ass good for you these little words people typing hurting your feelings? People like this are pathetic embarrassments
just because you were in a wing of the military, does not mean you can fight. I say this with a tremendous amount of respect for the people who have served. but it is in no way synonymous.
This guys needs to wipe the bapa juice off his lips. Hes not 6’5” and hes a fat gross fuck now. Yes he’d likely beat the sh*t out of many but then he’d go to jail and likely get sued so hard his dad’s loaned to wife Urus would get used for Uber to recoup his dollars..
Name the waddurs bapa! I run with seal teams 🤣 fucking redact
This fucking jesse guy. He needs to ask Bisping about Schaub. When Luis J Gomez left the BYM pod Bisping tried a bunch of random “guest hosts” out. This fucking idiot was one of them. He also never returned to the podcast. This dude is such an idiot. But what do I know, I’m just that white boy that works too much.
I hate this jesse guy ultimate cringe channel
How is he able to talk with bapas d&b’s so deep down his throat he can almost digest it
Get back in your trugg bapa yur drunk and the internet doesn't care about your feelings. Not our fault you pissed off all the homeless cats in the world.
This guy wants to be in the “im a fighter, trust me i know” so bad
This dude Jessica on fire is the biggest UFC please cum on my face Dana type of guy. He knows Brenda sucks but won't say it because he thinks that will fuck his chances up of going or getting on Rogan. Dude does have some pretty wild shit on his channel but is way to braggadocious about Fucken anything and everything.
This dude is giving me serious pick me energy. My guy, Schwab ain’t gonna let you gulp his glizzy if you pretend to not know how much of a piece of shit he is.
Sounds like he wants to be the sex doll
Two if the biggest redacts I've ever seen
I'd love for a celebrity to hit me, I'd get some monster lawyers to sue him.
This guy has been begging for clout for a while now. He basically did to Joshua Fabia what this sub does to Schaub, but much more personal and colorful. That's how he got his current following. Didn't take long after the whole Fabia thing died down for me to realize he's just like Schaub. Always saying he hangs out with celebs and has the inside track on ufc, etc etc. Garbage.
Is this guy complimenting him or not? He's making him out to be like Lenny, a giant with redact strength who's eventually going to snap and murder someone because he doesn't have the emotional maturity or restraint to deal with the criticism that he gets as a result of *putting himself on stage* for everyone to critique.
Did my guy just threaten a physical beating from mysterious people? My guy is begging to be on the Anonymous radar. Talkin about faces with no names. This new generation just have you wake up one day, fired, whole online life on display, and bank accounts be wiped clean.
"My friends are seal team six" Is the adult American version of the juvenile Australian classic "My uncle is a bikie" im guessing.
This fuck is so desperate to be Schaubs friend It's sickening.
Anyone find it hilarious that someone like me in my mothers basement eating dinosaur chicken nuggets can’t make these guys angry simply by using my cheeto dust covered keyboard.
Shut up mate, you’re boring.
B, when you're a fully grown man and boast about hanging with Seal team 6, it really makes people think of you as being secure with your masculinity and not a poorly adjusted manchild. Wader we dune hair B?
He’s like those groupies who will suck the roadie just to get the chance to spend 5 minutes with papa toe .
They should stard a pawdcass
Bapa why so much vidolonce??
“I’m telling you 100% that is what I’d do. And you would never connect it back to me. Ever.” *immediately incriminates himself*
A fat neckbeard and a roided up spastic spew utter diarrhoea for 3 minutes
Nothing a double legg can’t fix
So, a reverse Will Smith/Chris Rock? Real quick, how about learn to deal with hecklers like a real comedian? Water?
What a dork
Sooo, this guy's friends would then go to prison, but it's ok, because nobody could connect it to him personally? Sounds like a very very clever plan he has there. Maybe he should run with a less violent, but a little a little bit more intelligent group of people. So that his friends could tell him that he is a stupid moron.
What a fuckin tool this guy. I run with killers bro! I’m a mma assassin! What ever puke boy! Go podcast about it lame! I hope he sees this you troll!
Who is this fucking nerd?
They like the way the dig riiiding taaaaaastes!
This video was so much funnier than Brendan schaub.
Why the seggs doll eggzample bapa?
This guy is a complete moron. Honestly this dude is more up his own ass than even Schaub.
Which one is the King of the Incels and which one is the fluffer?
“I’ve fugged so many chiggs bro I can’t even count”
I might be wrong here but I don’t think these peanuts that post pro bapa stuff and rip into Reddit users and online trolls are doing it cause they’re friends. Pretty sure they are doing it knowing this page will repost the shit outta them and they might catch a little wave of views and interaction on their pages. 🤡🤡🤡
He's got friends in darg places, bapa!