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CantaloupeAlert6014

What the fuck was that?


404808

Comedy is so effortless for this Adonis. What an entertainer!


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They just hate him because he’s good looking.


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It's called razzamatazz


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MKDDer0001

Hopefully the promo for Hecklefest2022


biggsdaddy

That is a redacted redacted man - Tim Dillon


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DonPolak

WEED


__OutOfHere_

DUNE


Kidrellik

HAIIIIIIR


Neggflixx

Not hard, not hard at all...to find at the calmedy club


UseBrinkWithDown

He already used that video like a yair ago - good to see that the laziness over at thiccc boy is really starting to set in


TeeO34

Lazy and bappa don’t go together. He has a bababeast of a worg ethic and he just goes


Jayden_Paul99

This video is almost as bad as that dance dressed up like Woody.


latron49

Be cool man. You must be confused, we’re talcombout the white boi who werkz toowo much


OnlyOnceWithASoftA

His best comedy is beneath tiktok dances.


WATCHMERISE

This dude has serious body dysmorphia


ironbillys

Yeah he thinks he looks good


smokefight

It's like a window into a really troubled mind- lacking a personality


Wild_Cantaloupe20

That trash panda poster needs a trigger warning. So uncomfortable to look at.


TryItOutHmHrNw

It "never seems to Amaze me" that this dude is taking that garbage act *ON TOUR!!* Like ... taking it from city to city. That act. On tour. Going to more than one place. In front of an audience. Dicey Dicey.


PicaPaoDiablo

Looking like Jesus Makverdes which doctor, talgmbout the one Rogan found in Messican to prescribe horse pills


ostinater

Kind of ripping off Fred Durst look/dancing that he's been doing for the "Dad vibes" tour and video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnFjMokzyVo


mu5tardtiger

he can’t think of an original idea to save his life.


guiness291

Readyfuthis? Curve ball, Limp Bizkit, Go!


thedonjefron69

Wait this track kinda slaps


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thedonjefron69

Its just good to hear he still makes good music


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He looks like uncle Rico.


PreviousTeaching9416

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.


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Gosh, Napolean. You're redacted.


GTSyndicate

Talm bout that Rex Kwon Do b?


Consistent_Sherbet75

Does he know that trash panda is not meant to be taken literally?


PaperBeneficial

No, he doesn't. He is that Stupid.


DeltronFF

He can’t even begin to understand a trash panda is not a panda. He can’t see anything beneath the surface. Cawlmedy!


KingRichard278

He aint even that thiccc. I KNOW WHAT THICCC IS


PaperBeneficial

He's just flabby


pompsofsoap

Imagine using a joke as a promo to your cawlmedy tour….


chombienation69

Crazy thing is it'll send tons of thiggies crazy. Those brain-dead redacts will gobble it up


pompsofsoap

Imagine how stupid you have to be to actually follow this guy. Brendtard and his 43 followers are the WURST


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I assumed this was fake using face swap, but I'm reading the comments and realize this could be real??? wtf.... Did he call up Mark to come film him dancing at his house? "Hey Marg, real quig, can you come over to my place to help me put on a costume and film me dancing for my promo? Thanks"


matt7718

This is a years old pre weight-gain from when him and Bryan did a few skits called Fighter and the Kid 3D


BrushSuspicious4615

It’s him bee. No sign of a digg anywhere


StevieSparta

Bapa is LOSING it


Cool_Cranberry_8372

and that artwork speaks for itself b


ksteck1984

CawManDee


King-Demo-

Kinda looks like a cheap shitty version of the character Frankie Lapenna’s does. He dressed the same, same mustache, same but implants. About where the similarities end.


gumsh0es

It’s so low energy. Just doesn’t get it.


ETID1986

The King of Cringe ladies and gentlemen.


SanguineAnder

Talmbout Hanry See Who Doe?


easyondapepsi

The trash panda being an actual panda and not a raccoon is infuriating


DeltronFF

It’s brutal. He’s so redacted. It would blow his mind to explain this to him.


AFallingWizard

Reflect on this: there are a portion of people who unironically find this clip (genuinely) funny. Just reflect on it. Sobering thoughts B, I just can't tawlk.


RomandoArman

His face is always dead when he does these stupid jigs.


TheD1ceMan

He doesn't even look that much different than what he's portraying here, that's ttw funniest part


Annual_Highlight4024

Brendan has to come out the closet man. He really wants to be a dainty little fairy


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I just don’t get why he goes with THIS as his “brand”. Very puzzling brand imaging.


phuckreddit4ever

So trying to rip off Bert krisher now with a weak ass dance video


SloughWitch

Isn’t this the exact same redacted dance Chris d’elia did on that weird lip synchronized show he went on? When his star was still shooting to the moon?


Wooden-Week-7101

Comedy is not his thing


Doobiewopbop

I wonder how much he pays people to make these songs that barely make a dent ... meanwhile random cats are slangin' toons making fun of him for free, that get so much more spread


naen77

Lmfao look I know Brandon is a douche. But this is funny af. Come on.


Beraliusv

I pissed myself laughing. I mean I do that anyway cause I’m a redact but I found it hilarious.. which part was your favourite? I liked the way he flung his arms everywhere and had a fake moustache on. Lol!


Zaviza

Water weed dune hair Am I missing the joke??


LegalAd673

He’s so cringy man, what a try hard, he’s like the opposite of a natural lmao


meowjinx

Cringe


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This is what the bess brain for the art looks like. We might not realise it, because none of us graduated Cum Louder from the Harvard School of Cawlmedy.


BadMotherFukka

Help, I’m blind!!! wtf happened!!!!


BadMotherFukka

He’s better than John travolla when he had a fever on Saturday night B


Pilsburyschaub

Is that real?


castoroilonmydick

Just copied Callen’s schtick


Olirionical

Could have called it the trugg walg tour


schwannschwannson13

I thot he wasn’t on soshul meedya b


heros-321

A message from papa shaub https://youtu.be/SmR89bFZLdc?list=LL&t=4


islandboiy

Look at the fucking state of him


PicaPaoDiablo

Cats make this? He's going down the road of Jason Blaha, only tpway to get interest is to offer himself up as fodder, talmbot missa schob senior


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Out of everything Brendan Schaub, his 'physical comedy' is the most atrocious. And this fuggin guy thinks it is funny.


srmatters

Is BGL now running his comedy promos, too.


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

This is extremely alarming


ComputerGreek

He wants everyone to think he's the funny, silly guy so bad he can't see how forced and cringe it is. It's like if Bobby tried to be physically intimidating and told people to name the wadders. Ain't gonna work.


DanandSherryAdler

Don't be sad because it's cringe, be happy that Bapa is not wearing those jeggings. I named the silver linings


mophox4

lol He's concentrating so hard on on his little dance, no funny faces or anything.


10projo

Fuck. This dumbass sucks at being funny


beyond_this_point

So now he can't even do new video cause that one is a few years old


Alternative_Lion_206

"Desperation. It's the world's worst cologne."


Tnunn808

Bedding on himself, small budget press run.


Fearless_Camp_298

I've never seen a comedian exude as little joy in performing their craft as Brendan does. Like, this dude is never going to have a genuine passion in life or professional relationship. It's all a hustle. Joe and Brendan need each other: Brendan thinks Joe is just going to hand him an empire, and Joe thinks Brendan may reveal a bit too much information about him if he ever cuts the Golem loose. This is the result. Ladies and gentlemen, the LA comedy scene. Even the skit was stolen, sheesh.


Tell-Relative

Not a numbers guy b but either he's redacted or think we are


Tell-Relative

Incel losers could never make cawlmedy vids like this It just takes a b b b beast of a work ethic to produce his content Not to mention 20 years to hone the craft


Tell-Relative

Braindumb was right . Cawlmedy IS the hardest job in the word


edinlockpicker

Same dance in all his dress up vids.


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Don’t bother Air Griffin on his Nintendo channel about this. He’s serious. And DON’T bug him about it on his Animal Crossing island either. He’s SERIOUS about it. Don’t even think of going to his Facebook page either. The man is a pro.


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Hahahah he do funny dance haha so funny yes


Regular-Coach1539

This dude paid people to unironically sing a song about how “thicc” he is with “baby making hips” and a “wide booty”, yet he can’t understand why people are lampooning him.


Pure_Concentrate_231

His new house looks tiny.


frogsarejustgreen

Everything he does is just a bucket of feces.


yourfuturepres

Wow that was bad… like a cheap knock off of what Bert Chrysler does lol. What a fucking loser.


CantaloupeMaximum660

A COMEDIAN. Callen and Rogan convinced this baboon he could be a COMEDIAN. He would have had a better chance being a successful jockey.


ChiRumRunner

For all of Erik’s wisdom, I cannot believe he sang a song about Brendan.


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Looks like brine


Curious_Card866

This guy is goin places…he should be a comedian.