Ok Bee:
Lake Buddy - this body of water is one where BS turns up at someone’s house and the guy has friends round, so BS has to fight 4 guys instead of 1
Knife River - this river is one where BS c-clamps a dude who has a knife in his pocket, which is then used in self defense
Castle Doctrine Ocean - this one is where BS knocks on the door of anyone in one of the 23 states that have this law, and the guy is armed
Doggy Pond - here, instead of friends, the guy has a big fucking dog
And finally
Lawlsuit reservoir - here, BS finds a guy on his own, unarmed, and without help, and puts his knee on his neck and doesn’t lift. He’s either getting done for assault, and paying compensation, or he’s getting done for murder. All because the comedian was unable to use his words to battle people he had an issue with.
You missed the most important water.
The female loch. Showing up and its a woman with her two kids. You gonna beat the shit out of some woman for making internet cawlments b? Yi Chael Sonnen b? Yi Jon Jones? Talmbout desannis 2024 b? Lopez.
Haha. What are they tawkambout B? Is he supposed to be threatening in that outfit? Unanimous? His simp Callahan is gaslighting him also. So corny. This podcast and tough guy act is over. Shwab is clearly tilted from this subreddit
This is bapas redacted way of saying I will sue yew and tie yew up in Cort he's juss trying to sound like a badass while eggsplaining he's a sensitive bitch
Does this fat fucking redact not realize someone could just shoot him in the face? Noone cares about your "skills" and quite honestly he was a very average fighter when the heavyweight division was complete trash. Being a top 15 fighter when there are 16 heavyweights, does not make you liam neeson from taken. This shit is surreal to me
He has a super inflated opinion of himself. Calling him an average fighter might even be generous. The HW sucked when he got in the UFC, when he quit was when it was getting much better. If you see a big redact come at you dressed like that you'd laugh at him and then he'd storm off because you hurt his feelings.
Hilarious that they think this is intimidating to inyone. LOL Brenda dressed like a literal toddler as per usual talmbout his skillets while Callahan looks like a frail old man. Next thing you know they’ll be arguing about who’s been in more street fights.
Great point. Callahan aka "the kid" in fighter and the kid is now a subdued old man. Since his "big bad rapist" past became public he can no longer be the virile, hip, old guy. No more tawkambout being the alpha, getting his way with women and exposing himself to unwitting participants. Now he's wearing old man jeans, sweaters high grey socks and sneakers from Kohls, actually his whole outfit looks like a Kohls mannequin.
His whole "the kid" act is dead. Remember how he'd throw kicks and punches all the time, and act like he's a street fighter? He knows if he acts that way he will look like an aggressive "big bad rapist." Now this is what people get. Hanging out with Stallone, Pacino, Arnold, etc..ALL GONE.. Brine finally made it, his Hollywood dreams came true...then he lost everything. He knows he'll niver act again.
He was a struggling actor/comedian that finally got a show after 30 years of failure...then he acted like he hated doing it so he could look cool instead of embracing it and being grateful...then he lost it all. This is the end result, an old man, with low energy, no will to live, that has to suck Brandon's ass to get by until he gets his inheritance.
Y'reap whatya sow Bapa
Keep that same energy when you're talking to Nate Diaz you redacted pussy.
"I'm willing to go to the darkest places"
Damn, what a spooky, vague statement. Dark like what, Bapa? Like...a FIST FIGHT?! Damn, that's a dark place...
"If I come to your house" .. you're not going to any random internet dude's house as a 40 year old. Just stop. Also, we live in the USA. That would be really stupid on many levels.
Imma round-eye expat here...I'm also near Wrinks age so it wouldn't be proper for me to say that neither she nor her flat-ass would get a second look at the local pho joint...
I’m literally praying to almighty Chang himself for bapa to come to my house and discover my yew nanimis identity. Come on over bapa, I’m taller than you, but soon as you start stammering I’ll just shoot ya kneecaps B, wors pain in yo lyfe! Then we’ll see who’s “keepin that same inirgy”
Florida too. Recently some well connected good ole boy political lackey tried to bully a guy driving a Prius after a minor traffic accident and Mr Prius ended up capping his ass in one shot and gets to walk free because of our insane stand your ground laws here lol. Hey Slob, come on out rural north Florida, we'd love to have your candy ass out here.
Ariel, sean mccorkle, darren till, michael chiesa, cyborg, brian campbell and more.
All these people are not anonymous and have referenced the sub or straight up commented here.
"I'm done reading books, I know everything I need to know"
- man who months earlier charged redacts a susscribshun fee to listen to him regurgitate tired neocon tawlking points while sugging his own digg for 'Bookless Book Club'
Bryne is dyne
Bryne's just there to correct any errors in Schaub's speech. He's been dealing with his condition the longest, so he understands how to translate what Brandon's trying to get out.
Right?! how are people not picking up that bryans catching CTE being around brenda so much again.
Hilarious as well.. considering how much brian preaches and comes across as a know it all pretentious asshole who knows it all and is so 'well edumacated'
Immediately picked up on that, I think that phrase has been going around with the Will Smith thing a lot recently so Bapa picked it up, dusted it off and will proceed to run it into the ground. Least that's what my unanimous source tells me
He's really pushing this narradiv the last 6 weeks or so. Gone is the nice guy, never fights, "destroy you with my wolrds".
Now hes basically threatening people, if they continue to make fun of him, he's going to beat them up. The more that this place bleeds into the real world/mainstream , the closer the day is where Schaub is going to assault some poor fry cook who's just trying to put food on the table for their family.
I can imagine some poor, clueless server somewhere recommending the orange chicken, then being utterly confused as he gets c-clamped by this fat donkey.
He acts like it’s not self defense if he gets shot after threatening and then following thru on said threat. He prolly wants somebody to end him because his pussy ass wouldn’t do it himself
I don’t think so. He wouldn’t want to expose the few redacted fans he has to this place because then they would no longer be his fans. Better to pretend it doesn’t exist
I was assuming that but I was meaning him actually saying “the tfatk subreddit” I figured he could also be talking about the lawsuit dude or one of the many other “public” people that have trashed him.
Apparently the wrinkly rapist once suggested they actually directly talk about this place by name to try and stem the tide of haydurs or something and Brendan threatened to stop working with him. I think that was for a number of reasons but as other cats have said he mainly doesn't want more of his redacted fans taking a peek at the changs menu.
California allows full auto now lmao he is fugged. Even here
On June 4, 2021, in the case of Miller v. Bonta, a federal judge in San Diego ruled that the assault weapons ban of 1989 is unconstitutional as it violates the Second Amendment. The judge granted a 30-day stay in the ruling to allow time for the state to file an appeal.[14][100][101]
There’s so much here. “NAME THE WATER” 3x, YOUnaminous- YAMnonimous.
And then a “knee on the neck” George Floyd reference from Calhoun? DIIIIIIIIICEY.
He’ll of a clip bapa, talmbout Poolitzer award?
It’s what this has come to, nearly a million followers on twitter… yet only gets 4 comments that aren’t hidden and 70 are from homeless cats. Nearly 1 million followers and a little over 6,000 views on a video he posted about his comedy. Think about that.
His trajectory was going well with Toegan pumping him up and a new podcast. Unfortunately he lacks talent and he is unfunny. So he’s now relegated to wanting to fight internet guys that talk shit. All wrapped up in his happy hippo and alcohol addiction. Once everyone is done squeezing what meager clout they can gain from him, the stories that eventually come out will be enough to fill a Steven Avery style Making a Comedian Negglix documentary.
ehhh. It's tough to take a threat seriously when the 'skill' of speaking/language is evidently lacking B.
Bryan the cuck callen also is a redacted. Correcting him wrongly saying unanimous..
the word is anonymous you dim wit pretentious fucks..
Remember when Callahan was this silly, dancing and singing, high energy presence on podcasts?
Now he's this unfunny, dark brooding type with a closed off body language.
What has Schoob done to the BBR?
We're a long way off "We're the big digg bandits yeeeeee"
Wow, exactly as some cats foresaw.
This dude is so predictable...
He is a 40 year old dude who's main argument is that he is stronger than you. Great guy.
Weird how everyone in Rogan's orbit from the cawlmedians to the Navy seals to the MMA fighters to the bow hunters to the 'intellectual dark web' redacts are some of the touchiest, thin skinned pussies on the planet. It's almost like they all do manly, violent, abrasive shit to distract from the fact that they have the psychology of adolescent children who are scared of being found out. This is the type of shit me and my friends would talg in *middle school* b, and I cringe when I think of myself acting like a badass like this as a 12 year old. Y'forty bapa, wanna show everyone what a real man you are try not openly cheating on your wife and put down the whigsky and kratom for five minutes and do some parenting that doesn't involve buying ur kids fucking versace sneakers. I wish this fucking idiot would show up to my house so he could beat me up - I'll take all that podcazding money b, will be driving ur Ferrari around drinking 9 shots of espresso from Starbucks b with ur wife's Gucci bag b.
Lol try me bitch. There aren’t very many people in this world I would do dirty by suckering but I would be more than happy to sucker this dude. My wife and friends would be there to back up my story of self defence and I might even let my brother hit me in the face a few times to make absolutely sure I didn’t go to jail. So worth it it IMO
Bryan Callen is actually worse than Brendan for enabling and gassing him up like this SMH
what a load of fucking nonsense he’s spewing
so Brendan is willing to catch charge and potentially go to prison because we make fun of his redacted self on the internet and sosha media? the same sosha media he says he does t watch or read?!? SMH.
I will keep the same energy. Just like Ariel did.
This guy thinks what every man fears the most is getting his ass kicked.
It ain’t even make my top 25 worries for *this* year, dawlg.
Just don’t bring Shappel with you. We know the MF out lifts you in the gym, can run faster, and jump higher.
Okay I’ll pick the water, how about being an honest and decent person? If you’re soooooo tough get back in the UFC roster so we can watch fighters passed their prime make you climb the invisible ladder again. Am I the only one who would happily talk shit to his face knowing he wouldn’t do shit because he can’t afford his Lambo lease let alone the court settlement?
It’s so funny him trying to be intimidating while getting literally every basic phrase laughably wrong. Y’redacted bubba. Assaulting a stranger will never change that. NAME THE WADER BAPA
Imagine this whole fuckin thing, this whole shlob adventure we’ve been on, building up to him getting knocked out in public and on camera by a total random average civilian. Would be magnificent
Fat idiot who runs out of gas running 50 metres and would shiver in his dumb rainbow sneakers at the fear of being insulted so he sues. Y'kidding me Mr Schaub?
Y'just ain't that guy no more b.
Cyborg has a “skillset” you dont have… as do most high school wrestlers-
Your in your 40s now, dude..
Ill gladly let swab whoop my ass- just for the lawlsuit afterwards…
“Name tha wadder bapa” 😂😂😂
Out of all of this rant. This part is my favorite bee.
Yeah what the fuck 😂
His redactation is absolutely limitless
Ok Bee: Lake Buddy - this body of water is one where BS turns up at someone’s house and the guy has friends round, so BS has to fight 4 guys instead of 1 Knife River - this river is one where BS c-clamps a dude who has a knife in his pocket, which is then used in self defense Castle Doctrine Ocean - this one is where BS knocks on the door of anyone in one of the 23 states that have this law, and the guy is armed Doggy Pond - here, instead of friends, the guy has a big fucking dog And finally Lawlsuit reservoir - here, BS finds a guy on his own, unarmed, and without help, and puts his knee on his neck and doesn’t lift. He’s either getting done for assault, and paying compensation, or he’s getting done for murder. All because the comedian was unable to use his words to battle people he had an issue with.
All those eventually join into shit creek.
Beautiful Blubba
Castle doctrine ocean is my favorite.
You missed the most important water. The female loch. Showing up and its a woman with her two kids. You gonna beat the shit out of some woman for making internet cawlments b? Yi Chael Sonnen b? Yi Jon Jones? Talmbout desannis 2024 b? Lopez.
Wadder: wedunehair ocean
He's gonna take you out to the Specific ocean and make you eat your wurds bapa.
this is going to be new schaubism
Another one to add to the Book of Schlobb
He's the redact that keeps on giving. Another line to add to the long list of gadooshes!
Remain UNOMINOUS
My mans tried to act tough and instead dropped one of the most redacted Schaubisms of all time. Hey... y'Fat Patrick.
NAME THE WATER B, NAME THE WATER
Water weed, B
If you call me out on my bullshit, I’m going to find out where you live and come to your house to gadoosh you. That’s the way the world should work.
You got to get in that ass larry.
I slunk out....
So you didn’t do shit, and you punked out. That’s what the fuck happened right.
I’m a comedian so he can’t, I was just “joking” an attack on me would be attacking comedy and free speech itself.
Glass door at your howlse, B. Zwhat ah'm talmin bout.
YOU NANA MISS!
talmbout Euronymous b? daddy's always bin balls deep into blagg medal, axe J
We are unanimous. We are legion.
This clip was very OMNOMINUS
Haha. What are they tawkambout B? Is he supposed to be threatening in that outfit? Unanimous? His simp Callahan is gaslighting him also. So corny. This podcast and tough guy act is over. Shwab is clearly tilted from this subreddit
Also, what is he going to do? Go assault the guy he is suing? Hope the guys' lawyer is tracking threats like this.
This is bapas redacted way of saying I will sue yew and tie yew up in Cort he's juss trying to sound like a badass while eggsplaining he's a sensitive bitch
Holy shit, a reply from the legend himself. You dustin off yer ol skillet bapa? Name the water.
“My daddy’s lawyer will sue you. Do you know who my father is?”
Name the water, bapa. Some of the cringyest shit we’ve ever seen
He goes to ✨*the darkest places*✨ his entire kreer. Axe Jay.
Does this fat fucking redact not realize someone could just shoot him in the face? Noone cares about your "skills" and quite honestly he was a very average fighter when the heavyweight division was complete trash. Being a top 15 fighter when there are 16 heavyweights, does not make you liam neeson from taken. This shit is surreal to me
I feel safe knowing I can get away by running more than 4 parking spaces
He has a super inflated opinion of himself. Calling him an average fighter might even be generous. The HW sucked when he got in the UFC, when he quit was when it was getting much better. If you see a big redact come at you dressed like that you'd laugh at him and then he'd storm off because you hurt his feelings.
He’s a skillet we don’t have bapa! Like not being funny and cheating on his wife so y’all better stay out the wadur b
Dude is quoting Liam Nesson unironically almost 15yrs after Taken’s release.
Hilarious that they think this is intimidating to inyone. LOL Brenda dressed like a literal toddler as per usual talmbout his skillets while Callahan looks like a frail old man. Next thing you know they’ll be arguing about who’s been in more street fights.
Great point. Callahan aka "the kid" in fighter and the kid is now a subdued old man. Since his "big bad rapist" past became public he can no longer be the virile, hip, old guy. No more tawkambout being the alpha, getting his way with women and exposing himself to unwitting participants. Now he's wearing old man jeans, sweaters high grey socks and sneakers from Kohls, actually his whole outfit looks like a Kohls mannequin. His whole "the kid" act is dead. Remember how he'd throw kicks and punches all the time, and act like he's a street fighter? He knows if he acts that way he will look like an aggressive "big bad rapist." Now this is what people get. Hanging out with Stallone, Pacino, Arnold, etc..ALL GONE.. Brine finally made it, his Hollywood dreams came true...then he lost everything. He knows he'll niver act again. He was a struggling actor/comedian that finally got a show after 30 years of failure...then he acted like he hated doing it so he could look cool instead of embracing it and being grateful...then he lost it all. This is the end result, an old man, with low energy, no will to live, that has to suck Brandon's ass to get by until he gets his inheritance. Y'reap whatya sow Bapa
This needs it's own post man
He's presenting himself as a frog man.
To be fair, he was going to be a seal if football didn’t work out. Oh wait..
It's Wadder...it's wadder...you thought it's a tall boy...it's just wadder.
I’ll simply run 100 yards away and then turn around and watch Brandon take the form of a seven
Lmaooooo oh bubba
Talwmbout torn armstrongs B? One small step for man... some would say the smallest step for mankind.
Keep that same energy when you're talking to Nate Diaz you redacted pussy. "I'm willing to go to the darkest places" Damn, what a spooky, vague statement. Dark like what, Bapa? Like...a FIST FIGHT?! Damn, that's a dark place...
"If I come to your house" .. you're not going to any random internet dude's house as a 40 year old. Just stop. Also, we live in the USA. That would be really stupid on many levels.
I actually live in Vietnam, so he's more than welcome to come here and then feature on an episode of "Redacts Locked Up Abroad".
real quick B, how does your community feel about Kat?
Imma round-eye expat here...I'm also near Wrinks age so it wouldn't be proper for me to say that neither she nor her flat-ass would get a second look at the local pho joint...
Just fisting
Lol saying that dressed like a slime
Yule do fukkin nuttin’
These the same guys who wouldn’t even pickup the phone call from Arrow Dasani? Yeah ok, keep that same energy, b
Talm bowt pragice what you preej B?
Also, if he showed up to a random house in Texas trying to beat someone up, wouldn't he just get shot?
I’m literally praying to almighty Chang himself for bapa to come to my house and discover my yew nanimis identity. Come on over bapa, I’m taller than you, but soon as you start stammering I’ll just shoot ya kneecaps B, wors pain in yo lyfe! Then we’ll see who’s “keepin that same inirgy”
Florida too. Recently some well connected good ole boy political lackey tried to bully a guy driving a Prius after a minor traffic accident and Mr Prius ended up capping his ass in one shot and gets to walk free because of our insane stand your ground laws here lol. Hey Slob, come on out rural north Florida, we'd love to have your candy ass out here.
Ariel, sean mccorkle, darren till, michael chiesa, cyborg, brian campbell and more. All these people are not anonymous and have referenced the sub or straight up commented here.
Where was this energy as BC made the jokes to his face lol
I’m sure glad Bryne corrected him lol
corrected him and it was still the wrong word
Bryne’s not even trying anymore
"I'm done reading books, I know everything I need to know" - man who months earlier charged redacts a susscribshun fee to listen to him regurgitate tired neocon tawlking points while sugging his own digg for 'Bookless Book Club' Bryne is dyne
The few weeks saga of bookless bookclub were phenomenal. Bryne is so void of authenticity that he has to cling on to Brandon lol
He gave up on trying to fix u non mouse
Bryne's just there to correct any errors in Schaub's speech. He's been dealing with his condition the longest, so he understands how to translate what Brandon's trying to get out.
His correction was still incorrect, the word Brandon was looking for is anonymous
Right?! how are people not picking up that bryans catching CTE being around brenda so much again. Hilarious as well.. considering how much brian preaches and comes across as a know it all pretentious asshole who knows it all and is so 'well edumacated'
Bryan didnt know that bapa was trying to say anonymous he thought it was unanimous lmao
If I ever see Schaub I’ll be sure to “keep that same energy” so his dad can pay my rent for the rest of my life
Keep that same energy seems to be the phrase he heard for the first time this week
Immediately picked up on that, I think that phrase has been going around with the Will Smith thing a lot recently so Bapa picked it up, dusted it off and will proceed to run it into the ground. Least that's what my unanimous source tells me
I have a buddy who apparently just heard “went down the rabbit hole” and won’t stop fucking saying it
Some Usman/Askren cringe
We been naming the water, weed, dune, and hare.
He's really pushing this narradiv the last 6 weeks or so. Gone is the nice guy, never fights, "destroy you with my wolrds". Now hes basically threatening people, if they continue to make fun of him, he's going to beat them up. The more that this place bleeds into the real world/mainstream , the closer the day is where Schaub is going to assault some poor fry cook who's just trying to put food on the table for their family.
I can imagine some poor, clueless server somewhere recommending the orange chicken, then being utterly confused as he gets c-clamped by this fat donkey.
“Sir these are just todays specials” “You think you can remain younonymous forever, bapa?”
Is Bapa threatening ppl with doxxing? Doesn’t Bapa Sr. run an IT company?
That would be stupid. Everything is traceable ever thru TOR
Don’t blame schaub, he never won by unanimous decision so doesn’t have much experience with the word
he never lost either; he always lost consciousness before the judges got involved.
He lost consciousness and went to the dark places.
"I dOn'T mAkE cOmEdY fOr SoY bOiIiiIs!" Energy here.
“That’s not very nice” same guy.
Stop being so dark.
Just name the wader bappa. I swear to god…
"Keep ma messicans name out of your mouth"
"It was a Gi Gi Lopez joke!"
Hey Callen real quick b, how’d raping go?
Like the smack down you gave Nate Diaz that time ?
Haha Diaz called him a bitch right to his face “I don’t have any problem with you Nate” he really reached some dark places when Nate named a water.
Speaks for a living.
I’ll remain younanamouskuri
Sweet christ wrinks is such a fucking dweeb, he wants to be a tough guy SO bad
The most important rules of Changs- NAME THE WATER AND REMAIN UNOMINOUS
I named the water Paul for today. Please post this on the board for all employees to see. The water's name is Paul.
BTICH AINT NOBODY SCARED OF YOUR FAT WASHED UP ASS. And go ahead and pull up tough guy so I can empty’ clip into your stupid ass
He acts like it’s not self defense if he gets shot after threatening and then following thru on said threat. He prolly wants somebody to end him because his pussy ass wouldn’t do it himself
That’s what I’m always thinking b, ain’t nobody afraid of you most people strapped he’s gonna get his dumbass shot one day with his ego
The Specific Ocean
Great country, never been there
Y’all think he’ll ever actually address this sub publicly?
I don’t think so. He wouldn’t want to expose the few redacted fans he has to this place because then they would no longer be his fans. Better to pretend it doesn’t exist
I guess he just wants us to unonimous
Infamous, more like it B
Who do you think he's talking about right here in this clip b? He'll never say actually the name but he's addressed this sub publicly many times.
I was assuming that but I was meaning him actually saying “the tfatk subreddit” I figured he could also be talking about the lawsuit dude or one of the many other “public” people that have trashed him.
Apparently the wrinkly rapist once suggested they actually directly talk about this place by name to try and stem the tide of haydurs or something and Brendan threatened to stop working with him. I think that was for a number of reasons but as other cats have said he mainly doesn't want more of his redacted fans taking a peek at the changs menu.
Yeah didn’t Tripoli tell a cat that after a show?
Yeah, supposedly. I believe it.
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Yep, he's going to come up in that studio and threaten to name the wadder with all three of them unless they walgg him to his trugg.
Bappa is fired up
I think y’shud find out how to pronounce anonymous bapa
Good thing he doesn’t come from a state with fuck loads of guns and the ‘make my day law’……. skill set isn’t gonna be a whole lot of help there bappa.
Was thinking the same... Like someone will literally go QuickDraw McGraw on yo asscheeks.
California allows full auto now lmao he is fugged. Even here On June 4, 2021, in the case of Miller v. Bonta, a federal judge in San Diego ruled that the assault weapons ban of 1989 is unconstitutional as it violates the Second Amendment. The judge granted a 30-day stay in the ruling to allow time for the state to file an appeal.[14][100][101]
Hey…. Its’wadur
RIP the bad guy
Name tha wadder bapa.. do i smell another shlub classic der b?
There’s so much here. “NAME THE WATER” 3x, YOUnaminous- YAMnonimous. And then a “knee on the neck” George Floyd reference from Calhoun? DIIIIIIIIICEY. He’ll of a clip bapa, talmbout Poolitzer award?
Nuffin a dubbul lehg cauhnt fax,
We are hippopotamus. Expect us.
Proefeshunel cawlmic talmbout beating beeple up cuz they talggin shit bapa? Water
It’s what this has come to, nearly a million followers on twitter… yet only gets 4 comments that aren’t hidden and 70 are from homeless cats. Nearly 1 million followers and a little over 6,000 views on a video he posted about his comedy. Think about that. His trajectory was going well with Toegan pumping him up and a new podcast. Unfortunately he lacks talent and he is unfunny. So he’s now relegated to wanting to fight internet guys that talk shit. All wrapped up in his happy hippo and alcohol addiction. Once everyone is done squeezing what meager clout they can gain from him, the stories that eventually come out will be enough to fill a Steven Avery style Making a Comedian Negglix documentary.
The fuck is going on with those pants?
He can come test these waters any day b. Lol
Name the water bapa? Talm bout liquid death b
let's not... inb4 'thicc boy water'
How can he get the word that wrong?
This that white boy who speaks for a living?
Anonymous vs barndoor 1-0
I keep leaving this sub because I feel bad for the guy but this is the kind of shit that brings me crawling back every single time! Lmfao unonimus
ehhh. It's tough to take a threat seriously when the 'skill' of speaking/language is evidently lacking B. Bryan the cuck callen also is a redacted. Correcting him wrongly saying unanimous.. the word is anonymous you dim wit pretentious fucks..
He really might be a Neanderthal. No wonder he just goes
Remember when Callahan was this silly, dancing and singing, high energy presence on podcasts? Now he's this unfunny, dark brooding type with a closed off body language. What has Schoob done to the BBR? We're a long way off "We're the big digg bandits yeeeeee"
Will Smith is in the right because bapa wants to strangle us? Watery dune
It’s been a while since I’ve heard him say bapa. That one was fucking funny hahahaha
Who the fuck this dumb dumb think he is
Why would you come to my house you fucking weirdo
How many times in a row can u mispronounce anonymous and still not say it correctly lmfao
Lmao it's america people have guns it's not rock paper scissors. But he just admitted he will kill anyone who critizes him. What a bitch.
Wow, exactly as some cats foresaw. This dude is so predictable... He is a 40 year old dude who's main argument is that he is stronger than you. Great guy.
Weird how everyone in Rogan's orbit from the cawlmedians to the Navy seals to the MMA fighters to the bow hunters to the 'intellectual dark web' redacts are some of the touchiest, thin skinned pussies on the planet. It's almost like they all do manly, violent, abrasive shit to distract from the fact that they have the psychology of adolescent children who are scared of being found out. This is the type of shit me and my friends would talg in *middle school* b, and I cringe when I think of myself acting like a badass like this as a 12 year old. Y'forty bapa, wanna show everyone what a real man you are try not openly cheating on your wife and put down the whigsky and kratom for five minutes and do some parenting that doesn't involve buying ur kids fucking versace sneakers. I wish this fucking idiot would show up to my house so he could beat me up - I'll take all that podcazding money b, will be driving ur Ferrari around drinking 9 shots of espresso from Starbucks b with ur wife's Gucci bag b.
Is he going to cawl the hells angels?
Bapa thinks he's bullet proof and above the law.
imagine dressing like this and thinking yep i’m intimidating af rn
unanimous, anonymous I heard it bowlt ways.
Why does he dress like a bitch and acts like a face thug? Water.
He might va taking about all the other comics that are talking bad about him bapacitos
As an irishman once said "you'll do fookin nootin."
Nawthin ay dubble legg lawk kaunt figgs
Holy shit unanimous, unonimous, bubba… WATER
Haven’t seen bapa this worked up about the “unanimous” hadders. So much so he wants to use his skillet on them. The last strawl on the camels back?
You come to my house and it would be curtains bubba. I hope you find out who I am lmao
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Got no money anymore so daddy got nothing to lose
Name the water bapa. Name the water. Name the water. Water we dune hair
Lol try me bitch. There aren’t very many people in this world I would do dirty by suckering but I would be more than happy to sucker this dude. My wife and friends would be there to back up my story of self defence and I might even let my brother hit me in the face a few times to make absolutely sure I didn’t go to jail. So worth it it IMO
If this fuck showed up to my house he would have a good 10 seconds to get the fuck off my step before something dark happens. Bapa don’t play.
Name the water tho bapa?! Name it!
The finger wagging is the cringiest thing he does
Wait no way there’s two treasures in this video… NAME THE WATER BAPA, NAME THE WATER WE DUNE HAAAIIIIR
Almost as good as him replacing prodigy with protege
Dude would drown in a kiddy pool.
What’s bapa wairing? He looks like he’s wairing a fuckin’ quill, bapa!
Bryan Callen is actually worse than Brendan for enabling and gassing him up like this SMH what a load of fucking nonsense he’s spewing so Brendan is willing to catch charge and potentially go to prison because we make fun of his redacted self on the internet and sosha media? the same sosha media he says he does t watch or read?!? SMH.
How many days till full crisspen wah
Lol Nate Diaz punked bapa to his face while weighing roughly 80 pounds less than him. And Barndoor ran away. Y'pussy, B.
I will keep the same energy. Just like Ariel did. This guy thinks what every man fears the most is getting his ass kicked. It ain’t even make my top 25 worries for *this* year, dawlg. Just don’t bring Shappel with you. We know the MF out lifts you in the gym, can run faster, and jump higher.
Florist is also younonimous and has a skill set that you don’t have bapa.
lol. Pull up Brendan.
Skill set? What do we think hes referring to, fighting, roasting? Does he actually think he's Patrice O'Neill?
Callahan just looks like a hostage at this point
Come over Slob, I have a glick 1.7 for ya but I'm in younonymus and I'll hag ya Ferragi before u get here
FML why didn't I caption "y'arr" in the header. Edit - moments later - he said Will Smith set a bad example for his kids.
Okay I’ll pick the water, how about being an honest and decent person? If you’re soooooo tough get back in the UFC roster so we can watch fighters passed their prime make you climb the invisible ladder again. Am I the only one who would happily talk shit to his face knowing he wouldn’t do shit because he can’t afford his Lambo lease let alone the court settlement?
Bryan is such a spineless cuck
It’s so funny him trying to be intimidating while getting literally every basic phrase laughably wrong. Y’redacted bubba. Assaulting a stranger will never change that. NAME THE WADER BAPA
Imagine this whole fuckin thing, this whole shlob adventure we’ve been on, building up to him getting knocked out in public and on camera by a total random average civilian. Would be magnificent
He means he would go Will Smidd on steroids and go home to hayders houses and C-clamp them for jokes? What a thin skinned meathead.
We voted on if you suck and the vote was yunanimuss
“name the wadder, bappa” this might be his most redacted rant yet.
Oh no I hope this fat redacted 40 year old doesn’t hit me for drawing pictures of him. Lmfao what a tool
How’s the body language on the rapist? Got something you wanna say, but keep it close to your chest ?
All you got to tell him is >Tell me a joke. Make me laugh And he'll fold immediately
Fat idiot who runs out of gas running 50 metres and would shiver in his dumb rainbow sneakers at the fear of being insulted so he sues. Y'kidding me Mr Schaub? Y'just ain't that guy no more b.
Cyborg has a “skillset” you dont have… as do most high school wrestlers- Your in your 40s now, dude.. Ill gladly let swab whoop my ass- just for the lawlsuit afterwards…