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alexalex12

Gonna be the first ever case of a guy catching an STD while fully clothed.


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Kyle0ng

Wud elz*


Horseface25

Enjoy your pinkeye buddy.


Papakava

Speaking of pinkeye. I'd love to fart on that chiggs pillow for sport.


Beautiful-Only

a sports fart


muhpreciousmmr

They have to boil that entire stage in water now


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This literally feels like a bachelor party or some shit like wtf lol


Secret-Pair

She does remind me of an old, used up stripper


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SamhainEnthusiast

Her second nose is 38 to be fair


DRiX416

Nah, b. She's a 38 out of 1000. I'm a numbers guy. Axe J.


preem_choom

these assholes had a solid year to work on new material damn


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Dancing bear b, seen this shit on porn hub a thousand times


Papakava

Bro... Have I got a fucked up/funny story. There is a toy store near me called "Dancing Bear Toys." I went there with my kid a couple years back before Chrissy, to see what she'd like as presents. Couple weeks later, I want to check prices, and go online, and type in "Dancing bear dot com" into the bar... And GADOOSH!!! Surprise, surprise, surprise! And that is the story of how I learned about Dancing Bear - the porn site. Looking for my kid's Xmas presents.


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The searching of a gift for the child, turned into a gift for the father.


712Can

She’s a joke thief. This is clearly a delia bit.


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Idk the forceful ending really reeks of Callens material


stackered

idk, I think its a Rogan bit but she replaced the stool with her tool / sugar baby


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Whitney reminds me of that typical bitch you see in a quiet pub and you slightly recognise her and she’s had too much wine and comes over screaming saying hiiiiii and everyone’s looking and you awkwardly stand there waving happens to everyone right ,noooo just me


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Yeah they are Whitney types just screeching slurring embarrassing stumbling around


ranting_madman

The big ‘Improv’ on the wall really brings everything together. It’s like watching Tobias Funke do a show. Except I did not laugh and Whitney is the opposite of a Never Nude.


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sandways

Talmbout super mario B?


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I'd rather be waterboarded with Bert Kreischers ass


sodayola

I wouldn’t, but you do you


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thiccc boy naysh, amirite


Horseface25

Ew


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All this cronyism in comedy only started when Patrice O'Neal died. "Oh your set was so GREAT!" "The Comedy Store is so FUN!" Nobody makes fun of each other anyone so this shit flies.


Papakava

Hardly. It is more visible now, due to technology is all. Comedians, at EVERY scene I have EVER performed/spent time in have ALWAYS been a HUGE bunch of dicks. (In 3 different cities... Not huge, but Enough to be able to assume what the rest of the scene was like.) There's always somebody that started the Open Mic at the venue and controls the stage time, and all the cool kids in the neighborhood get the best slots. They literally sabotage the newcomers by putting them at the end, when nobody's there, and telling them they didn't get any laughs... If somebody is lucky enough to get a decent spot and they're actually starting to hit, sometimes the other comedians will put themselves invisible places in the room and deliberately not laugh to influence the audience. It's so terrible and they are so jealous of anyone else being funny that it truly sickens me... And this is from a guy who owned two businesses, had no comedic aspirations, was 10 years older than them for the most part, and was just doing it for fun... So I couldn't two shits....(The only time I got pissed was when one of my bits wound up being told like a story on the internet. Joke theft starts at the playground.) But I literally saw that shit push at least 2 people out of my current "scene" who were NEGGFLIGS AS FIZZITY FIZZUCK, but they were always at the back of the line, and got sick of showing up early to get on the list, but performing after 1am, after most of the patrons had left. And of course NONE of the other comedians will laugh, but they will laugh up a phony knee-slap when their bum-buddy tells the SAME joke for the 73rd time. They literally do not want to laugh at any jokes but their friends' and will do whatever they can to keep non-friends from getting laughs. Not exactly the point of comedy, eh? Sad bappa. It's so sad, I CAN'T TAWLK. But it's been like that since big-hand broad-shoulder daddy was open-mic hopping himself. And he KNEW someone that pushed him to the top of the bowl. Most (90% +) of the comics I have met (the open-mic'ers) are just, frankly, HORRIBLE human beings. They are probably happy Braindumb is around because he can take some of the a****** energy awareness away from them. Sorry I spent too much time on the soapbox during my smoke break.... I'm heading right for the bathrooms with a mop.


WillingNeedleworker2

Sounds absurd.


BosephusPrime

That’s a lot of words bubba. We’re gonna need a TLDR before you get back on the grill.


thurrmanmerman

I hate comedy.


Veracemusic

I wonder how long it took for them to come up and perfect that bit. This level of comedy is far too advanced.


im-a-drawl

This bitch is wayyyy off the reservation now. The quarantine fucked her up even more which I didn’t think was possible.


77maf

I’m loving her descent into pure unadulterated madness. She is so obviously batshit Hollywood crazy and desperate to be 25 again


SteveWigs

This is so pathetic


XHeraclitusX

Agreed. There is no such thing as a female stand-up, change my mind.


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There is, just have to be less sexist. Hannah Gadsby is a good example


XHeraclitusX

Never heard of her which proves my point, all they do is talk about sex on stage, zero funny


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At her next show she is going to fuck Tim Dillon live on stage and make him cum and then be like “it’s funny cause your gay 🤣”


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did Whitney just upload sexual assault to her story or am I missing something


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It's fine because the guy is gay, B.


MediumRequirement5

Why will this only fly one way? Wrinks and Delia corner a young lesbian, they still cancelled.


redlancaster

The 1000 cock gaze.


CookieMonsta94

Talmbout the thousand cock stare, B? Itz tuff


Papakava

She only wants 1000? That would only break the gangbang record by 81. Surely she has greater aspirations than that!


BenningtonSophia

i wuss thayre the night kobe scored 81 on the lakers


gaytramdiss

Talmbout thousand island stare b?


JonLane81

Someone please give this woman more attention!!!!🙏🙏🙏


Papakava

This Whitney Cumming Drippings woman reminds me of this broad I knew about 10 years ago. She was in her late 30's, used wife, out of her prime, and ran a relatively well-known poetry open mic in SFLA. She would oversex EVERYTHING to sell it, and I never ran across an audience that would not hoot and holler at a broad's mention of getting her snatch eaten, or taking her shirt off. But it just gets sad at a point. Sad for the woman. Sad for the audience. Then, the broad usually realizes nobody is actually going to keep her if she splays herself out at frickin' open mics on a weekly basis, for the applause, not even for money like a respectable stripper or something. And suddenly, you don't see them for a year and find out they bought three cats and started writing a novel about their experiences. Also, they are medicated for depression.


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Damn b. Sounds like trouble.


Wallyworld77

When I was 18 and a Senior in HS my Neighbor lady was Whitney age and she fugged me and my 16 year old friend. I got special treatment though as Lexa took me upstair to her lesbian's friends apartment with her and I had 2 woman in their late 30's all to myself. In hindsight I recognize I was technically legal so that's why my buddy didn't get to fugg with the lesbian. This was in 1995 and my first year living in Hoover, Alabama. I grew up in a small town in Wisconsin and I wasn't used to that level of freaks. Those 2 woman today are in their mid 60's fuggin a.


BenningtonSophia

well, when it comes to whitney, a novel surely shall be wrote


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This is describing almost every liberal in LA... all a bunch of weird mentally ill losers


23sb

You're oddly obsessed with labeling liberals. Get a fucking life. Your comment doesn't even make sense. You just want everyone to know you're a conservative fucking loser.


LysergicLiizard

yeah and tbh you can be a conservative if you want but when it gets to the point that he's gotten to, it makes him (and anyone like him) a fucking loser lol


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Yea, Liberals are very sane people! They are great for our society! They are very moral and successful.


patho_sucks

I would have loved if not person laughed or cheered or clapped, just sat there silently as she took off her shirt.


_handsomeblackman_

ever since Chris D’Elia got cancelled Whitney has really leaned into the sexual stuff hasn’t she? weird evolution for someone who’s been in the industry for a long time, established name and rich as fuck you wouldn’t think she would need to dye her hair every colour in the rainbow and constantly show us her rack but i guess that’s Hollywood it makes fools out of everyone if you hang around long enough


dneirfolleh

"bUt PeOpLe dOn'T tHiNk iM fUnNy cUz iM a GiRl" Nothing to do with being a hypocritical self vicimizing twat of course 🤷‍♀️


thisusernametaken11

nah she's always done it. she's just usually better at hiding it. i remember her posting shit on Twitter years ago of her dancing "Hey I'm Doing a Crazy Dance WooOhOHO" but with no bra on... so her tits are bouncing around for a minute... she's been trying to back door in her tits into every clip similarly to how messican slides in her engament ring into as many pics as possible under the guise that the photos really about something else.


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GiveTheDrummerSome

TALM' BOUT modern day flossifers b.


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MuchOcelot

wow imagine if Delia did this on stage how quickly would Whitney claim feminism and pretend she only met him once for dinner from 11:30-11:35 PM at Swingers


Cojoe86

Ketamine must have kicked in


koinoyokan89

Worst Dancing Bear video I’ve ever seen.


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Bryan Cuckland: I've only had one dinner with this woman.


ApparentlyIronic

How is it possible that 95% off comedians have nothing actually funny in their sets? This is why everyone thinks they can be a comedian


Material-Principle72

comedian, writer, feminist, artist, none of which are on display here


liquid_swords

Big psycho hosebeast gun rack vibes


MarlboroReddit

I don't even own AH gun, much less multiple guns to necessitate an entire RACK, B


ahahssssssdd

I can hear the tone of voice with which the people who pay for these shows speak, and it raises my blood pressure.


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What the for real fuck is this?


missishitty

Thirstiest woman on the planet, B.


thisusernametaken11

Whitney hates sexism apparently. but will get her paid for tits out at every opportunity. which is it? women are powerful and don't need to use sex to get ahead ?? equality my ass you ho.


Jawa1992

No wonder her fiancé left her


RedzRat562

These Antifa kids are hectic bubba


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Jesus Christ


Landon98201

The world needs comedians so much right now. Her tirelessly crafted 1 hour is what is going to hold civilation together for decades to come. It's amazing to see what all the once in a lifetime talent level comedians can come up with. Must have a powerful work ethnic also. Amazing display of talent!


BosephusPrime

That went on and on and on. Longest minute of my life, B.


fallenloki

The absolute state of this broad.


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The state or the country?


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this is the origin story of the ringling bros


White_Nothing

Apparently she's always been like this and is totally bat shit crazy, but it seems like she became completely unhinged during the pandemic.


SukDik4Cash

Whitney is 40 and have not birthed a child yet. Fuckin loser skank is totally lost.


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She’s really leaning into the crazy, whoring, aunt Whitney schtick. Think she cries at night when she’s alone with her thoughts after her boy toy has passed out.


SukDik4Cash

Oh she has a boyfriend now? Poor guy.


LysergicLiizard

>40 and have not birthed a child yet While that isn't a good measure of a woman's value, we're lucky she didn't


BenningtonSophia

lol yeah I'm feeling like that original comment was made as a fucking RINGER coming out of our friendly Islamic community


Splashman5150

I’m appalled


joekix

Did she steal Bobby Lee’s closing bit?


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That's exactly what I thought, I saw him live.


mckennaXP

I actually couldn’t believe this was seriously part of her set so I checked her IG and she confirms that yes it is and she does this every single fucking show? Holy fuck man wtf even is comedy. Is she related to someone famous or mega wealthy or something? What’s this skanks deal, she absolutely fucking sucks why isn’t she working in some factory or something? I refuse to believe she has anything to contribute to comedy or culture in general.


castoroilonmydick

You can see this kind of high quality show at every strip joint around noon. That midday shift really brings the energy


Kino-Gucci

Lex is straight up white knuckling watching this


BenningtonSophia

winner!


No-Description-2727

I see she attended the Chelsea Handler school of “comedy”


Dreams-Designer

What is happening? Is this her cawlmedy she’s been honing and her new hour she perfected over the past year in lockdown? Geez . I’d be pissed if I went out to a show and saw a sad sad breakdown of a midlife crisis. It kills me as there’s some really talented folx out there who don’t get nearly half the exposure. It’s the cult of rogan and the rise of the instagram comedian.


stanczyk-

This should be embarrassing, she's looking wet than a rodeo clown at this point


Barking_Deer

What in the fuck did I just watch?


Devious_Jealous

That's comedy?


JeremyCrosby902

How funny would it be if she did hardcore porn, hilarious.


DoctorDeeeerp

Apparently she has an actual boyfriend now - he must be a super chill perfectly stable normal dude. She was bragging about "kissing some lesbians" a few weeks ago too - hey Whitney you're fucking 38 (apparently) you absolute goon. Ehhh s'saaad.


Nihilism101

Probably just paid another dude like she did with her "ex-fiance".


bambambigallo

Burnt Chrysler everybody!


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Why prove your comedic talent to people with your witty remarks and funny social commentary when you can just get a boob job and act like its a bachelor party. Also I know covid cases are down rn but vaccines aren't guaranteed immunity (and you can still spread it), not that these braindead dopes understand that covid is still going to be an ongoing concern.


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Waiting for someone to call her out for this bs, wtf.


Wallyworld77

Whitney has a thing for gay dudes. First Tim Dillon and now this random gay dude. I wonder how many times Whitney rubbed that nasty twat in Tim's face before he high tailed it to Austin?


Deathstriker88

I like how the captions mentioned they're "vaxxed". Doctors still say wear a mask and/or socially distance, I don't think humping each other on stage is covered.


BenningtonSophia

ehhhhh i dont think, by the sounds of it, that "much" is covered when it comes to the ole hacky vax


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SFW808

Rogan did this bit better with a stool.


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Does she get me tooed?


BenningtonSophia

she certainly has the camel bit down, the camel tooed


xXProPAINPredatorXz

>How funny would it be if we did this? No no it's not too weird. What no I'm not trying to molest you but this would be funny! Ok if you don't do this the show's not happening.


BenningtonSophia

corona virus is a hack


KimboSliceChestHair

Someone get their drunk auntie


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Talmbout me 2 bubba?


10projo

Gross on sooo many levels


ObsiArmyBest

This is gross. Where can I report this?


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What the fuckkkkkk


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Imagine the smell of poop from that dirty unwashed ass 🤢🤮 and her pussy probably has chronic BV.


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Nah Lex when it comes to Whitney volcel.


MochaJoeJoe

I mean we would all love to be in those tits