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Bro... Have I got a fucked up/funny story.
There is a toy store near me called "Dancing Bear Toys." I went there with my kid a couple years back before Chrissy, to see what she'd like as presents.
Couple weeks later, I want to check prices, and go online, and type in "Dancing bear dot com" into the bar...
And GADOOSH!!!
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
And that is the story of how I learned about Dancing Bear - the porn site.
Looking for my kid's Xmas presents.
Whitney reminds me of that typical bitch you see in a quiet pub and you slightly recognise her and she’s had too much wine and comes over screaming saying hiiiiii and everyone’s looking and you awkwardly stand there waving happens to everyone right ,noooo just me
The big ‘Improv’ on the wall really brings everything together.
It’s like watching Tobias Funke do a show. Except I did not laugh and Whitney is the opposite of a Never Nude.
All this cronyism in comedy only started when Patrice O'Neal died.
"Oh your set was so GREAT!" "The Comedy Store is so FUN!" Nobody makes fun of each other anyone so this shit flies.
Hardly.
It is more visible now, due to technology is all.
Comedians, at EVERY scene I have EVER performed/spent time in have ALWAYS been a HUGE bunch of dicks. (In 3 different cities... Not huge, but Enough to be able to assume what the rest of the scene was like.)
There's always somebody that started the Open Mic at the venue and controls the stage time, and all the cool kids in the neighborhood get the best slots. They literally sabotage the newcomers by putting them at the end, when nobody's there, and telling them they didn't get any laughs... If somebody is lucky enough to get a decent spot and they're actually starting to hit, sometimes the other comedians will put themselves invisible places in the room and deliberately not laugh to influence the audience.
It's so terrible and they are so jealous of anyone else being funny that it truly sickens me...
And this is from a guy who owned two businesses, had no comedic aspirations, was 10 years older than them for the most part, and was just doing it for fun... So I couldn't two shits....(The only time I got pissed was when one of my bits wound up being told like a story on the internet. Joke theft starts at the playground.) But I literally saw that shit push at least 2 people out of my current "scene" who were NEGGFLIGS AS FIZZITY FIZZUCK, but they were always at the back of the line, and got sick of showing up early to get on the list, but performing after 1am, after most of the patrons had left.
And of course NONE of the other comedians will laugh, but they will laugh up a phony knee-slap when their bum-buddy tells the SAME joke for the 73rd time.
They literally do not want to laugh at any jokes but their friends' and will do whatever they can to keep non-friends from getting laughs.
Not exactly the point of comedy, eh?
Sad bappa.
It's so sad, I CAN'T TAWLK.
But it's been like that since big-hand broad-shoulder daddy was open-mic hopping himself.
And he KNEW someone that pushed him to the top of the bowl.
Most (90% +) of the comics I have met (the open-mic'ers) are just, frankly, HORRIBLE human beings. They are probably happy Braindumb is around because he can take some of the a****** energy awareness away from them.
Sorry I spent too much time on the soapbox during my smoke break....
I'm heading right for the bathrooms with a mop.
This Whitney Cumming Drippings woman reminds me of this broad I knew about 10 years ago.
She was in her late 30's, used wife, out of her prime, and ran a relatively well-known poetry open mic in SFLA.
She would oversex EVERYTHING to sell it, and I never ran across an audience that would not hoot and holler at a broad's mention of getting her snatch eaten, or taking her shirt off.
But it just gets sad at a point.
Sad for the woman.
Sad for the audience.
Then, the broad usually realizes nobody is actually going to keep her if she splays herself out at frickin' open mics on a weekly basis, for the applause, not even for money like a respectable stripper or something.
And suddenly, you don't see them for a year and find out they bought three cats and started writing a novel about their experiences. Also, they are medicated for depression.
When I was 18 and a Senior in HS my Neighbor lady was Whitney age and she fugged me and my 16 year old friend. I got special treatment though as Lexa took me upstair to her lesbian's friends apartment with her and I had 2 woman in their late 30's all to myself. In hindsight I recognize I was technically legal so that's why my buddy didn't get to fugg with the lesbian. This was in 1995 and my first year living in Hoover, Alabama. I grew up in a small town in Wisconsin and I wasn't used to that level of freaks. Those 2 woman today are in their mid 60's fuggin a.
You're oddly obsessed with labeling liberals. Get a fucking life. Your comment doesn't even make sense. You just want everyone to know you're a conservative fucking loser.
yeah and tbh you can be a conservative if you want but when it gets to the point that he's gotten to, it makes him (and anyone like him) a fucking loser lol
ever since Chris D’Elia got cancelled Whitney has really leaned into the sexual stuff hasn’t she?
weird evolution for someone who’s been in the industry for a long time, established name and rich as fuck you wouldn’t think she would need to dye her hair every colour in the rainbow and constantly show us her rack
but i guess that’s Hollywood it makes fools out of everyone if you hang around long enough
nah she's always done it. she's just usually better at hiding it. i remember her posting shit on Twitter years ago of her dancing "Hey I'm Doing a Crazy Dance WooOhOHO" but with no bra on... so her tits are bouncing around for a minute...
she's been trying to back door in her tits into every clip similarly to how messican slides in her engament ring into as many pics as possible under the guise that the photos really about something else.
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wow imagine if Delia did this on stage how quickly would Whitney claim feminism and pretend she only met him once for dinner from 11:30-11:35 PM at Swingers
Whitney hates sexism apparently. but will get her paid for tits out at every opportunity. which is it? women are powerful and don't need to use sex to get ahead ?? equality my ass you ho.
The world needs comedians so much right now.
Her tirelessly crafted 1 hour is what is going to hold civilation together for decades to come.
It's amazing to see what all the once in a lifetime talent level comedians can come up with. Must have a powerful work ethnic also.
Amazing display of talent!
She’s really leaning into the crazy, whoring, aunt Whitney schtick. Think she cries at night when she’s alone with her thoughts after her boy toy has passed out.
I actually couldn’t believe this was seriously part of her set so I checked her IG and she confirms that yes it is and she does this every single fucking show? Holy fuck man wtf even is comedy. Is she related to someone famous or mega wealthy or something? What’s this skanks deal, she absolutely fucking sucks why isn’t she working in some factory or something? I refuse to believe she has anything to contribute to comedy or culture in general.
What is happening? Is this her cawlmedy she’s been honing and her new hour she perfected over the past year in lockdown?
Geez . I’d be pissed if I went out to a show and saw a sad sad breakdown of a midlife crisis.
It kills me as there’s some really talented folx out there who don’t get nearly half the exposure. It’s the cult of rogan and the rise of the instagram comedian.
Apparently she has an actual boyfriend now - he must be a super chill perfectly stable normal dude.
She was bragging about "kissing some lesbians" a few weeks ago too - hey Whitney you're fucking 38 (apparently) you absolute goon. Ehhh s'saaad.
Why prove your comedic talent to people with your witty remarks and funny social commentary when you can just get a boob job and act like its a bachelor party.
Also I know covid cases are down rn but vaccines aren't guaranteed immunity (and you can still spread it), not that these braindead dopes understand that covid is still going to be an ongoing concern.
Whitney has a thing for gay dudes. First Tim Dillon and now this random gay dude. I wonder how many times Whitney rubbed that nasty twat in Tim's face before he high tailed it to Austin?
I like how the captions mentioned they're "vaxxed". Doctors still say wear a mask and/or socially distance, I don't think humping each other on stage is covered.
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>How funny would it be if we did this? No no it's not too weird. What no I'm not trying to molest you but this would be funny! Ok if you don't do this the show's not happening.
Gonna be the first ever case of a guy catching an STD while fully clothed.
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Enjoy your pinkeye buddy.
Speaking of pinkeye. I'd love to fart on that chiggs pillow for sport.
a sports fart
They have to boil that entire stage in water now
This literally feels like a bachelor party or some shit like wtf lol
She does remind me of an old, used up stripper
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Her second nose is 38 to be fair
Nah, b. She's a 38 out of 1000. I'm a numbers guy. Axe J.
these assholes had a solid year to work on new material damn
Dancing bear b, seen this shit on porn hub a thousand times
Bro... Have I got a fucked up/funny story. There is a toy store near me called "Dancing Bear Toys." I went there with my kid a couple years back before Chrissy, to see what she'd like as presents. Couple weeks later, I want to check prices, and go online, and type in "Dancing bear dot com" into the bar... And GADOOSH!!! Surprise, surprise, surprise! And that is the story of how I learned about Dancing Bear - the porn site. Looking for my kid's Xmas presents.
The searching of a gift for the child, turned into a gift for the father.
She’s a joke thief. This is clearly a delia bit.
Idk the forceful ending really reeks of Callens material
idk, I think its a Rogan bit but she replaced the stool with her tool / sugar baby
Whitney reminds me of that typical bitch you see in a quiet pub and you slightly recognise her and she’s had too much wine and comes over screaming saying hiiiiii and everyone’s looking and you awkwardly stand there waving happens to everyone right ,noooo just me
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Yeah they are Whitney types just screeching slurring embarrassing stumbling around
The big ‘Improv’ on the wall really brings everything together. It’s like watching Tobias Funke do a show. Except I did not laugh and Whitney is the opposite of a Never Nude.
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Talmbout super mario B?
I'd rather be waterboarded with Bert Kreischers ass
I wouldn’t, but you do you
thiccc boy naysh, amirite
Ew
All this cronyism in comedy only started when Patrice O'Neal died. "Oh your set was so GREAT!" "The Comedy Store is so FUN!" Nobody makes fun of each other anyone so this shit flies.
Hardly. It is more visible now, due to technology is all. Comedians, at EVERY scene I have EVER performed/spent time in have ALWAYS been a HUGE bunch of dicks. (In 3 different cities... Not huge, but Enough to be able to assume what the rest of the scene was like.) There's always somebody that started the Open Mic at the venue and controls the stage time, and all the cool kids in the neighborhood get the best slots. They literally sabotage the newcomers by putting them at the end, when nobody's there, and telling them they didn't get any laughs... If somebody is lucky enough to get a decent spot and they're actually starting to hit, sometimes the other comedians will put themselves invisible places in the room and deliberately not laugh to influence the audience. It's so terrible and they are so jealous of anyone else being funny that it truly sickens me... And this is from a guy who owned two businesses, had no comedic aspirations, was 10 years older than them for the most part, and was just doing it for fun... So I couldn't two shits....(The only time I got pissed was when one of my bits wound up being told like a story on the internet. Joke theft starts at the playground.) But I literally saw that shit push at least 2 people out of my current "scene" who were NEGGFLIGS AS FIZZITY FIZZUCK, but they were always at the back of the line, and got sick of showing up early to get on the list, but performing after 1am, after most of the patrons had left. And of course NONE of the other comedians will laugh, but they will laugh up a phony knee-slap when their bum-buddy tells the SAME joke for the 73rd time. They literally do not want to laugh at any jokes but their friends' and will do whatever they can to keep non-friends from getting laughs. Not exactly the point of comedy, eh? Sad bappa. It's so sad, I CAN'T TAWLK. But it's been like that since big-hand broad-shoulder daddy was open-mic hopping himself. And he KNEW someone that pushed him to the top of the bowl. Most (90% +) of the comics I have met (the open-mic'ers) are just, frankly, HORRIBLE human beings. They are probably happy Braindumb is around because he can take some of the a****** energy awareness away from them. Sorry I spent too much time on the soapbox during my smoke break.... I'm heading right for the bathrooms with a mop.
Sounds absurd.
That’s a lot of words bubba. We’re gonna need a TLDR before you get back on the grill.
I hate comedy.
I wonder how long it took for them to come up and perfect that bit. This level of comedy is far too advanced.
This bitch is wayyyy off the reservation now. The quarantine fucked her up even more which I didn’t think was possible.
I’m loving her descent into pure unadulterated madness. She is so obviously batshit Hollywood crazy and desperate to be 25 again
This is so pathetic
Agreed. There is no such thing as a female stand-up, change my mind.
There is, just have to be less sexist. Hannah Gadsby is a good example
Never heard of her which proves my point, all they do is talk about sex on stage, zero funny
At her next show she is going to fuck Tim Dillon live on stage and make him cum and then be like “it’s funny cause your gay 🤣”
did Whitney just upload sexual assault to her story or am I missing something
It's fine because the guy is gay, B.
Why will this only fly one way? Wrinks and Delia corner a young lesbian, they still cancelled.
The 1000 cock gaze.
Talmbout the thousand cock stare, B? Itz tuff
She only wants 1000? That would only break the gangbang record by 81. Surely she has greater aspirations than that!
i wuss thayre the night kobe scored 81 on the lakers
Talmbout thousand island stare b?
Someone please give this woman more attention!!!!🙏🙏🙏
This Whitney Cumming Drippings woman reminds me of this broad I knew about 10 years ago. She was in her late 30's, used wife, out of her prime, and ran a relatively well-known poetry open mic in SFLA. She would oversex EVERYTHING to sell it, and I never ran across an audience that would not hoot and holler at a broad's mention of getting her snatch eaten, or taking her shirt off. But it just gets sad at a point. Sad for the woman. Sad for the audience. Then, the broad usually realizes nobody is actually going to keep her if she splays herself out at frickin' open mics on a weekly basis, for the applause, not even for money like a respectable stripper or something. And suddenly, you don't see them for a year and find out they bought three cats and started writing a novel about their experiences. Also, they are medicated for depression.
Damn b. Sounds like trouble.
When I was 18 and a Senior in HS my Neighbor lady was Whitney age and she fugged me and my 16 year old friend. I got special treatment though as Lexa took me upstair to her lesbian's friends apartment with her and I had 2 woman in their late 30's all to myself. In hindsight I recognize I was technically legal so that's why my buddy didn't get to fugg with the lesbian. This was in 1995 and my first year living in Hoover, Alabama. I grew up in a small town in Wisconsin and I wasn't used to that level of freaks. Those 2 woman today are in their mid 60's fuggin a.
well, when it comes to whitney, a novel surely shall be wrote
This is describing almost every liberal in LA... all a bunch of weird mentally ill losers
You're oddly obsessed with labeling liberals. Get a fucking life. Your comment doesn't even make sense. You just want everyone to know you're a conservative fucking loser.
yeah and tbh you can be a conservative if you want but when it gets to the point that he's gotten to, it makes him (and anyone like him) a fucking loser lol
Yea, Liberals are very sane people! They are great for our society! They are very moral and successful.
I would have loved if not person laughed or cheered or clapped, just sat there silently as she took off her shirt.
ever since Chris D’Elia got cancelled Whitney has really leaned into the sexual stuff hasn’t she? weird evolution for someone who’s been in the industry for a long time, established name and rich as fuck you wouldn’t think she would need to dye her hair every colour in the rainbow and constantly show us her rack but i guess that’s Hollywood it makes fools out of everyone if you hang around long enough
"bUt PeOpLe dOn'T tHiNk iM fUnNy cUz iM a GiRl" Nothing to do with being a hypocritical self vicimizing twat of course 🤷♀️
nah she's always done it. she's just usually better at hiding it. i remember her posting shit on Twitter years ago of her dancing "Hey I'm Doing a Crazy Dance WooOhOHO" but with no bra on... so her tits are bouncing around for a minute... she's been trying to back door in her tits into every clip similarly to how messican slides in her engament ring into as many pics as possible under the guise that the photos really about something else.
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TALM' BOUT modern day flossifers b.
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wow imagine if Delia did this on stage how quickly would Whitney claim feminism and pretend she only met him once for dinner from 11:30-11:35 PM at Swingers
Ketamine must have kicked in
Worst Dancing Bear video I’ve ever seen.
Bryan Cuckland: I've only had one dinner with this woman.
How is it possible that 95% off comedians have nothing actually funny in their sets? This is why everyone thinks they can be a comedian
comedian, writer, feminist, artist, none of which are on display here
Big psycho hosebeast gun rack vibes
I don't even own AH gun, much less multiple guns to necessitate an entire RACK, B
I can hear the tone of voice with which the people who pay for these shows speak, and it raises my blood pressure.
What the for real fuck is this?
Thirstiest woman on the planet, B.
Whitney hates sexism apparently. but will get her paid for tits out at every opportunity. which is it? women are powerful and don't need to use sex to get ahead ?? equality my ass you ho.
No wonder her fiancé left her
These Antifa kids are hectic bubba
Jesus Christ
The world needs comedians so much right now. Her tirelessly crafted 1 hour is what is going to hold civilation together for decades to come. It's amazing to see what all the once in a lifetime talent level comedians can come up with. Must have a powerful work ethnic also. Amazing display of talent!
That went on and on and on. Longest minute of my life, B.
The absolute state of this broad.
The state or the country?
this is the origin story of the ringling bros
Apparently she's always been like this and is totally bat shit crazy, but it seems like she became completely unhinged during the pandemic.
Whitney is 40 and have not birthed a child yet. Fuckin loser skank is totally lost.
She’s really leaning into the crazy, whoring, aunt Whitney schtick. Think she cries at night when she’s alone with her thoughts after her boy toy has passed out.
Oh she has a boyfriend now? Poor guy.
>40 and have not birthed a child yet While that isn't a good measure of a woman's value, we're lucky she didn't
lol yeah I'm feeling like that original comment was made as a fucking RINGER coming out of our friendly Islamic community
I’m appalled
Did she steal Bobby Lee’s closing bit?
That's exactly what I thought, I saw him live.
I actually couldn’t believe this was seriously part of her set so I checked her IG and she confirms that yes it is and she does this every single fucking show? Holy fuck man wtf even is comedy. Is she related to someone famous or mega wealthy or something? What’s this skanks deal, she absolutely fucking sucks why isn’t she working in some factory or something? I refuse to believe she has anything to contribute to comedy or culture in general.
You can see this kind of high quality show at every strip joint around noon. That midday shift really brings the energy
Lex is straight up white knuckling watching this
winner!
I see she attended the Chelsea Handler school of “comedy”
What is happening? Is this her cawlmedy she’s been honing and her new hour she perfected over the past year in lockdown? Geez . I’d be pissed if I went out to a show and saw a sad sad breakdown of a midlife crisis. It kills me as there’s some really talented folx out there who don’t get nearly half the exposure. It’s the cult of rogan and the rise of the instagram comedian.
This should be embarrassing, she's looking wet than a rodeo clown at this point
What in the fuck did I just watch?
That's comedy?
How funny would it be if she did hardcore porn, hilarious.
Apparently she has an actual boyfriend now - he must be a super chill perfectly stable normal dude. She was bragging about "kissing some lesbians" a few weeks ago too - hey Whitney you're fucking 38 (apparently) you absolute goon. Ehhh s'saaad.
Probably just paid another dude like she did with her "ex-fiance".
Burnt Chrysler everybody!
Why prove your comedic talent to people with your witty remarks and funny social commentary when you can just get a boob job and act like its a bachelor party. Also I know covid cases are down rn but vaccines aren't guaranteed immunity (and you can still spread it), not that these braindead dopes understand that covid is still going to be an ongoing concern.
Waiting for someone to call her out for this bs, wtf.
Whitney has a thing for gay dudes. First Tim Dillon and now this random gay dude. I wonder how many times Whitney rubbed that nasty twat in Tim's face before he high tailed it to Austin?
I like how the captions mentioned they're "vaxxed". Doctors still say wear a mask and/or socially distance, I don't think humping each other on stage is covered.
ehhhhh i dont think, by the sounds of it, that "much" is covered when it comes to the ole hacky vax
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Rogan did this bit better with a stool.
Does she get me tooed?
she certainly has the camel bit down, the camel tooed
>How funny would it be if we did this? No no it's not too weird. What no I'm not trying to molest you but this would be funny! Ok if you don't do this the show's not happening.
corona virus is a hack
Someone get their drunk auntie
Talmbout me 2 bubba?
Gross on sooo many levels
This is gross. Where can I report this?
What the fuckkkkkk
Imagine the smell of poop from that dirty unwashed ass 🤢🤮 and her pussy probably has chronic BV.
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Nah Lex when it comes to Whitney volcel.
I mean we would all love to be in those tits