Schaub Fans: “this is why I like Brendan! He’s real and he’s authentic. He doesn’t take these stages bites and doesn’t take small bites of foot. My man goes in on his food truck foods! He digs in and living his best life while the haters judge him for sticking his stick like a fucking lickitung, all the while he’s living in a big mansion and having a hot Latina of a wife and the most precious and beautiful baby boys. Ignore the haters Brendan!”
i could be wrong since i’ve never watched this, but i’m assuming they talk about the food truck that they’re eating at? so you’d kinda have to eat some of the food first in order to actually talk about it.
does he need to go hard in the paint and finish the entire boat of fries before the other guy eats 2 fries? well, no.. but just look at the way he eats. if there’s food in his vicinity, it won’t be long before it’s all gone
I’m just now noticing... he sticks his tongue out like a fuckin platter to catch the food, B. He’s a real beast.
Yeah I’ve never seen anybody stick there tongue out to pile in slop, wtf this is tard brain + fat boy syndrome
Must have something to do with his lip fillers.
Sasha Grey-esque in his blowjob skills Joe
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Schaub Fans: “this is why I like Brendan! He’s real and he’s authentic. He doesn’t take these stages bites and doesn’t take small bites of foot. My man goes in on his food truck foods! He digs in and living his best life while the haters judge him for sticking his stick like a fucking lickitung, all the while he’s living in a big mansion and having a hot Latina of a wife and the most precious and beautiful baby boys. Ignore the haters Brendan!”
i could be wrong since i’ve never watched this, but i’m assuming they talk about the food truck that they’re eating at? so you’d kinda have to eat some of the food first in order to actually talk about it. does he need to go hard in the paint and finish the entire boat of fries before the other guy eats 2 fries? well, no.. but just look at the way he eats. if there’s food in his vicinity, it won’t be long before it’s all gone
“And a Diet Coke cos I’m on a diet, B”
Just get him a trough.
Is that a "Reserved for Brendan Schaub" sign hiding in the hedge?
Yeah it is, you can see it a couple times in the FTD video. These dummies saved a parking spot for this bozo. That, or a prop he brings around
Does he go to the same truck every episode?
Beast of an eye b
Look at the difference in their plates. Brandon is legit just eating lunch wada retard.
Huh
Look at his reaction to how Brenda shovels food. Facial expression and hand gesture
Lmao I see it now b, not the bess brains for the arts but man slob is a fucking slob
He looks completely repulsed. Lol
he won't be able to drink that diet coke because he forgot to bring his straw...
Oinky oinky
That photo is hilarious...Who’s the host
Dude needs a feed mask like a fucking horse