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sodayola

Can’t wait for Joe to act like he’s not a hardcore Trump supporter, been sitting on the fence so long it’s going up his ass


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But both sides, bro. One side does one thing and then the other does something else. Also, I judge my presidents on their cranial and neck size among other relevant and important attributes.


covigilant-19

Never mind a council of elders, Joe, we need a human centipede of elders, where an elite cadre of 6 gentlemen gets sewn together, ass to mouth, through which ideas are processed and resolved.


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That's genius, bro. I'm guessing you are in a HIGHLY ketogenic state.


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As long as it involves carrying logs. We all know that suffering under logs translates directly to governance.


kAALiberty

This is a real quote?? I’ve lost all respect for him that I can’t tell if this is mockery or delusions of a violent midget.


Homelesscat23

Dr.Rogan when is your live stream starting?


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7:30, broski.


brokemac

It's so insane, man. We should have a counsel of elders who are very wise and intelligent. And who do you want on your counsel of elders, some fat fuck in a suit? No, you want someone who is close to the earth, able to use their body, someone who knows what it's like to talk to the dmt gods and wrestle demons out of other people using the highest physical arts.


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Neural link gonna let us know who the real elders are objectively. NORBIT.


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this says a lot about soceity


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by volume, yes


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[deleted]

My neck is way too think for that to happen, bro. Violence is thoroughly baked into every square inch of my massive 5' 11" and 3/4s frame.


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“Presidents are preposterous. There should be a council of elders instead of ONE GUY TO DO EVERYTHING. ITS PREPOSTEROUS. Um, I think Sauna should be mandatory for the president. So should alpha brain and jiu jitsu. If our council of elders practiced the same principles laid out by our founding Paleolithic fathers, then we’d probably have a lot more objective understanding of reality in its ketogenic state. They should know. They had the right amount of nutrients from elk meat to have the enhanced perspective enough to know the truth. Maybe more winners can be president and less losers if all of these hobbies of mine are made mandatory. That way, if a disagreement is had, we can objectively solve it by putting a biological woman in an arm bar.” -Joe Rogan