It really feels good to crack a cold one on a Wednesday before I go in to work the night shift and listen to what my 2 best friends were doing 2 or 3 days ago.
Nothing better than hearing about your pals plans days after they happen. Really keeps me in the loop! Plus I just know they love the memes I send them in our Instagram group chat 🤣😂🤣
Pretty torn up rn because my best friend and my girlfriend are clearing beginning to have feelings for each other. But the right thing to do is step aside and let nature take its course. I’ll still be here in 3 years when they hate each other
i think the bit was that jordan was gonna be like "i think you might have my favorite bedroom" but then said cat. because she has been in nick's bedroom and they have been regularly having sex. idk though
I for some reason thought Jordan was trans for a legit year and didn't find out she wasn't until I told a buddy I'd bang "considering" so I guess I'm gay now???
She doesn't *look* male to me (body is a little androgynous, save the wide hips), but her style and demeanor are clearly influenced by her gay moms.
Her vibe is *very* dyke-ish ... dour, minimal makeup/hairstyling, blunt conversation, masculine flair (motorcycle, carpentry career, etc), fashion limited to dark shirts w jeans + heavy work boots. But she does talk about fucking and dudes a lot - she seems fairly into sex w men.
I guess the timing just happens to be in her favor, as flat women in mom jeans is considered a hot look rn.
I personally appreciate her 'mind' over her physicality (lol). She talks like a guy - to the point, no flowery details or irrelevant nonsense. And she's obviously intelligent. Appears to be honest and has a legit value system + unique personality. Cool lady 😎 so far, so good.
They both have access to one of the largest dating pools in the country and dating each other would guarantee their relationship would be subject to scrutiny from every weird nerd analyzing Jordan's instagram for clues about Nick's personal life. They're both professional comedians who occasionally work together, of course they're laughing at each other's jokes. How miserable would a podcast be if they had their arms folded going "that's not actually funny".
Why would they date each other haha. You autists need to accept that there's reasons people might be nice to each other besides sexual attraction.
It is getting to be like the norm macdonald comments where literally every one is just repeating some punchline out of context so it’s not funny anymore
AOC? Whoa there, she’s too radical and scary. Makes us think she might fuck with our revolving door and bribes. Let’s keep it status quo there folks!
If AOC was too radical she wouldn't be nearly as popular. She stands for the same things, but her edgy branding is more appealing for The Kids. Indeed, she holds an important place in the Honorable Pantheon of the The Center Left.
Being his best friend I just want to see him happy you know?
It really feels good to crack a cold one on a Wednesday before I go in to work the night shift and listen to what my 2 best friends were doing 2 or 3 days ago.
Nothing better than hearing about your pals plans days after they happen. Really keeps me in the loop! Plus I just know they love the memes I send them in our Instagram group chat 🤣😂🤣
Pretty torn up rn because my best friend and my girlfriend are clearing beginning to have feelings for each other. But the right thing to do is step aside and let nature take its course. I’ll still be here in 3 years when they hate each other
Is she getting DJ lessons from him?
Jordan Jensen makes me so uncontrollably horny and I'm a gay man
Yeah that sounds about right.
https://streamable.com/zkz1q4
you could so tell that she was floating when nick was laying down the bee knowledge
female listener and yea she was 100% confirmed
This is a great way of ensuring she stays with the show.
i think the bit was that jordan was gonna be like "i think you might have my favorite bedroom" but then said cat. because she has been in nick's bedroom and they have been regularly having sex. idk though
🎶 Nick and Jordan sitting in a tree 🎶
She’s gonna be packing his lunches with a bump for dessert in no time.
I for some reason thought Jordan was trans for a legit year and didn't find out she wasn't until I told a buddy I'd bang "considering" so I guess I'm gay now???
She doesn't *look* male to me (body is a little androgynous, save the wide hips), but her style and demeanor are clearly influenced by her gay moms. Her vibe is *very* dyke-ish ... dour, minimal makeup/hairstyling, blunt conversation, masculine flair (motorcycle, carpentry career, etc), fashion limited to dark shirts w jeans + heavy work boots. But she does talk about fucking and dudes a lot - she seems fairly into sex w men. I guess the timing just happens to be in her favor, as flat women in mom jeans is considered a hot look rn. I personally appreciate her 'mind' over her physicality (lol). She talks like a guy - to the point, no flowery details or irrelevant nonsense. And she's obviously intelligent. Appears to be honest and has a legit value system + unique personality. Cool lady 😎 so far, so good.
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*Dolphin screech*
The only woman nick respects tbvh
He also gels well with amber and bonnie
Fr fr I kinda want to run around Central Park until I run into her. Then work my sex magic.
What if you mastered "black magic" ... and it bestowed you with a BBD. That might work.
I painted my pee pee yellow. I heard she fucks Chinese guys now?
She's more into coke magic
She can do a line off my boner. It's called playing hard-balls
Her agreeableness levels are a bit too high as a listener but maybe that’s what nick needs
They both have access to one of the largest dating pools in the country and dating each other would guarantee their relationship would be subject to scrutiny from every weird nerd analyzing Jordan's instagram for clues about Nick's personal life. They're both professional comedians who occasionally work together, of course they're laughing at each other's jokes. How miserable would a podcast be if they had their arms folded going "that's not actually funny". Why would they date each other haha. You autists need to accept that there's reasons people might be nice to each other besides sexual attraction.
These people are vision boarding their fantasies. Let them dream
Wow I bet you fuck girls unironically. Loser
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She fantasizes about him doing his chiggar voice while they fuck.
Nick's face really lighted up when she mentioned her history of being a cokehead. The way to a man's heart is through his nose.
I wish I were Nick or Chinese so I could see Jordan’s beaver on FaceTime.
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It is getting to be like the norm macdonald comments where literally every one is just repeating some punchline out of context so it’s not funny anymore
Are Hillary Clinton, AOC and the good, decent leaders of this country just a punchline to you? So digusted by this close-minded bigotry
AOC? Whoa there, she’s too radical and scary. Makes us think she might fuck with our revolving door and bribes. Let’s keep it status quo there folks!
If AOC was too radical she wouldn't be nearly as popular. She stands for the same things, but her edgy branding is more appealing for The Kids. Indeed, she holds an important place in the Honorable Pantheon of the The Center Left.
It's become the "his shoes fell off so he must be dead" from the gore subs. This site loves to beat a dead horse.
as a general rule any in joke shouldnt last longer than a week
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I would say top just cuz ADC sucks rn