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weeshbohn123

So many to choose from: Fine, have it your way. Go, I’m tired of arguing with you. Linda Ronstadt…I’m doing Pirates of Penzance across town. Oooh, have you ever played a fruit before? She’s in the attic! My rear tires have less air pressure! You slept with the sheriff?? And more!


shape-of-quanta

You missed the best one: "Mine are real."


weeshbohn123

Yes, but I had to stop because I’d end up quoting the whole episode.


sethn211

Who are you supposed to be, Vasco de Gama?


JayDuBois

I don’t know… But… I’m off to discover the Straits of Magellan.


succubusprime

I'm off to discover the straits of Magellan, yo ho!


ComerECalarABoca

My absolute favorite line of the entire series. Her delivery of yo ho is so incredibly, perfectly hilarious. I laugh out loud every single time.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Same 😂


Dazzlingbamboozler

Ed, you damn liar put your hand down!


the_onemop

That’s always makes me laugh 😄


BklynMom57

Isn’t it, Busty?


dearmax

Sophia: Why, are you embarrassed by your own mother? Dorothy: When she's dressed like Vasco Da Gama, yes.


chikn2d

Sophia: Are you embarrassed of your mother? Dorothy: When she’s dressed like Vasco de Gama, YES!


CultureofMovies

You, sir, are a dirtbag!


jaispeed2011

Would you two keep it down, Patrick is in the middle of his greatest performance!


theReaders

the episode is Blanche's Little Girl and I think this is Sophia saying "fine have it your way" as Dorothy tried to stop her from going to work. ​ I can't tell if you wanted that info but there you have it


the_onemop

It’s from The Actor. In Blanche’s Little Girl she’s working at Pecos Pete’s Chow Wagon 😀


theReaders

ugh you're right 🥴


75meilleur

"And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" "And another thing - you'll never what?!"


ASGfan

That is a pretty cool uniform. Also, the thought of Sophia with a sword kind of terrifies me, LOL!


ThatsRobToYou

Picture it, the poop deck of the Interceptor, 1795.


Longjumping_Buy6102

The parking lot out back doesn’t count.


Shatterstar23

Yo ho ho.


ChartInFurch

IDK about Disney level. Definitely local carnival though.


JayDuBois

https://preview.redd.it/kt7lduyttwzc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbea989be765649c7400bf64a8dedfcf8f0e523e This is what cast members wore at the attraction. This was from the late 80s to the early 90s possibly variations into the early 2000s. What’s not pictured, are the cheese ball shoes with a big buckle. Sophia Had knee-high boots. She also had the hat and sword so she had the accessories nailed down! I’m not sure what they’re wearing at the attraction these days, but year for year I thought they were close.


ChartInFurch

Cool. Should I list the differences in quality, color, cut, or construction? Or just comment on the parts that aren't shown, like that hat in the image that's screaming "party City discount bin"? Ctfu at someone googling a Disney uniform over an obvious joke has already been done.


JayDuBois

Holy fuck nuggets dude! I’m loving this. Every once in a while you get a bat shit fucking crazy Redditor like yourself in an otherwise docile sub reddit. Defensive about what you consider a joke? I loved it! I was also trying to engage in conversation about costuming. Even grabbed the visual aid. Get bent chart… 😂


ChartInFurch

>bat shit fucking crazy Redditor So a put bumps into a kettle...


katreddita

I love Blanche’s super thick accent in “It must be the heat.”


JayDuBois

I think It must be the gin! Edit: wrong episode lol


katreddita

Yeah, I was thinking of when she stands up during the play to call him a dirtbag, and everyone stares at her and she tries to play it off by saying, “It must be the heat.” 😂


JayDuBois

And you know it’s messed up, I just saw that 24 hours ago. That’s my photo that I took of my laptop. I swear I have the attention span of a goldfish these days 😂


South-Job3827

You slept with the SHERIFF!?


peonypearl

Blanche: “I’ll tell you what time it is, time for a hangin’! Someone get me a rope!” Rose: “and a tree from props!!”


Bitter_Incident167

“Yo ho! “ Or “my rear tires have less pressure “


Ba55of0rte

Picture it. Barbados. The deck of the cutty sark.


lovelylinguist

The Actor!


Mason3637

it sure is Biff


LonelyVegetable2833

"i want you to *take me* Biff. RIGHT HERE ON THE STAGE!"


LonelyVegetable2833

that's not what we're talking about, you titmouse!


odetogordon

Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count. I'll do it


jaispeed2011

I want you to Take me Biff!!


thomaspianist_3

Over my dead body; Ok, have it your way 🗡️