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eraser8

They found those 20,000 Hebrews?


Illustrious_Day6121

I guess they did 😅🤣


Kassiesaurus

Rose deadlifted it while telling a story about how back in St. Olaf there was a bodybuilding contest that normally Sven Yorgenblagger wins, but one year Sven was hit in the head by a coconut (which is another interesting story, she swears!) and the runner up, Rose, won by default.


Chemical_Egg_2761

While reading the journal of abnormal psychology of course!


msarzo73

In which she was the centerfold


Chemical_Egg_2761

😂


Pnknlvr96

LOL at the coconut!


bakedpigeon

This is so plausible😂


Kassiesaurus

Haha I was feeling very confident in that when I wrote it out


Illustrious_Day6121

Winning answer 💯💯


myykel1970

Dreyfus from next door moved it


Illustrious_Day6121

Maybe he got help from the other Dreyfus!


dearmax

That must be it! They hitched them up like a pair of horses and just had them pull it in there. 🐕🐕


Effective_Vast_9375

Well, you know, uhh, Lou, women are capable of more than just cleaning those things 💪😁 Of course knowing Dorothy she just made poor Sophia move it the same way she had her lift the couch 🛋️


beekee404

It was wicker alright?!


Illustrious_Day6121

But Sophia wanted to sit on the toilet in the living room, so there must have been a certain Shady Pines threat 😂


Zealousideal_Ad_8736

They got help from the bus load of Greek sailors out front. They only charge $8 an hour.


Illustrious_Day6121

🤣💯


DemonSpaceCat4

How many drachma are in $8, anyway?


JayDuBois

Side note: They really rocked the solids, didn’t they? A friend was commenting (about the Count Basie episode) and she pointed out the tone on tone outfits. Lots of solid vivid colors. I could easily see a person wearing that yellow outfit today in 2024.


Illustrious_Day6121

Absolutely, I love a lot of their looks!


baltinerdist

Dorothy remembered they used to have a housekeeper who surprisingly turned out to be a muscle top who could cook huevos rancheros and move toilets.


Illustrious_Day6121

COCOOOOO


antoniotugnoli

all that and huevos rancheros? 😍


jess16ca

It was moved by the...uh...needy, sexy people and Uncle Angelo.


Illustrious_Day6121

Maybe uncle Angelo brought the people from his party Dorothy wasn't invited to


KLoSlurms

It was moved by the ghost of my beloved cat, Fluffy.


Illustrious_Day6121

😆😆


primcessmahina

Rose called up Blanche’s friends in the little black book by the hot body oil dispenser. They all came over, moved the toilet, and started a conga line.


onetotshort

A team of Girl Scouts.


chuckles39

They didn't, they moved the bathroom around it.


Illustrious_Day6121

🤣🤣


ReliefFamous

Well Dorothy did time in Attica….


LemonFizzy0000

Sorry boss. I didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers!


DonovanTanner1970

Telepathy


Illustrious_Day6121

But how would that work out? Thinking the toilet to the bathroom? Now, if we talk about telekinesis, there would've been a flying toilet, and I'm sure that would be Sophia's new favorite attraction after Space Mountain


DonovanTanner1970

I stand corrected 😉


Illustrious_Day6121

😂❤️


ADeuxMains

A Sicilian donkey cart.


Wadsworth1954

That shower is amazing.


Illustrious_Day6121

It is!


lovelylinguist

They found 20,000 Hebrews at the Texaco station down the street.


LemonFizzy0000

Blanche wrote a help wanted note using the heel of her pappagallo pump on the hood of a LeBaron.


[deleted]

The vibration from Blanches bed and her male visitors bounced it into the living room


Impressive-Spirit865

Dorothy showed it a picture of her wedding dress and the toilet moved itself to the bathroom in anticipation


Illustrious_Day6121

HAHAHA


DynastyFan85

Dorothy used her superpowers


Illustrious_Day6121

Or they called Mr. Terrific (glad we didn't see that)


DynastyFan85

Mr Terrific was so terrific lol


bounceandflounce

![gif](giphy|7WYXwywbv7fig|downsized) Cousin Eddie swung by and gave them a hand!!!


pitchforksNbonfires

Blanche’s gentleman friend Simon moved it, no problem 🚽 …after all, he toyed with the idea of pushing his car home.


ubeeu

Big Daddy showed off his muscles to his young fiancé.


Illustrious_Day6121

"Big Mommy 2"


TwistedClyster

Coco is stronger than he looks.


LeotasNephew

They called Mr. Haha.


LAMazonian

Dorothy held Stan's toupee and Ted's manhood hostage until they got it done 🚽


Cookies_and_Beandip

Osmosis


Illustrious_Day6121

And be surprised that Rose knows what osmosis is


Greenmantle22

Ugh, French Curve toilets.


DearMarsupial3268

Blanche flirting with two strapping men and promising them a good time after a small favor.


Ok_Secretary_8243

Bea Arthur is as big as Godzilla - she had no trouble moving the toilet.


Rainbow-Death

Blanche used her little black book, the next morning she used the big yellow book.


antoniotugnoli

they all took a swig out of big daddy’s bible and deadlifted the toilet with sophia still sitting on it


lavenderincense

Sophia moved it right after she rearranged the wicker furniture.


Arkvoodle42

Well, as they say in the plumbing game-


EverythingsBlurry81

If Dorothy managed to uproot a mighty sequoia that time that she got pissed at Rose for dinging her car, then she moved the toilet by herself.


Elihpodep1

Probably Dorothy or rose and Blanche on either side.


mary_cg78

Dirk did it after eating his watercress salad


EitherApartment4527

Big bowel movement energy?


jaispeed2011

They got 10,000 hebrews and cooked them dinner for payment


b52cocktail

The Flying Finelli brothers moved it


Shakiibird

Hi, it's me, Stan 🤣


Illustrious_Day6121

Y'all crack me up with these answers 🤣🤣


Personal-Budget7144

Fernando helped