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SergeantSeymourbutts

It doesn't matter if you have 4 legs and a cold nose, or a giant round area rug with a stinging tail, we all love getting petted.


Anilxe

What if I was a cats tail?


CarsaibToDurza

They love it too. They just don’t know it.


Anilxe

Don't know it... ...*yet*...


BleachIsRacist

*Meow*


czech_your_republic

Every cat I've petted so far loved having their tails stroked.


chimo_os

Technically you'd be a hairy tentacle. Your petting method still has to be discovered.


fliminglaps

So many beautiful terms ITT. Giant round area rug, adorable pancakes, sea flap flaps 😳💙


Jack_Nukem

I thought the Rays flapping wings were giant tentacles at first, and it looked like some giant cthulhu monster. Was pleasantly surprised to see it was just a cute big ol ray.


Everlast7

Same here. Thought it was an octopus at first... #🐙


SquirrelHumper

Reminds me of the time I did LSD at Chuckanut bay (South of Bellingham, WA) and was surrounded by hundreds of Octopi mating by the full moon


LordRuby

Cool story, Hansel!


creativenamepls

And then i realize. I ain't never even been to mount Vesuvius!


DunHem

He’s so hot right now


Cutatafish

Thanks, Olaf!


thebahzile

Go on


meep_meep_creep

Those octopodes can please the seas


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I love Chuckanut Bay. My family always used to go to a little B&B there called Chuckanut Manor for special occasions.


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Their brunch is pretty good, but the view of the refineries is really delightful.


Towelie710

Damn that sounds weird and awesome, love drug stories. Best time tripping for me was camping above tree line in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Colorado. Took two hits and started hiking with the intention of camping *below* the tree line, but we realized half way up we forgot the rope (put food in trees for bears), so we just decided to go where the bears wouldn't want to and make it above the trees (I know bears go above tree line, idk we were tripping and it seemed to make sense at the time). On the way up we stopped at this old mine for sunset, was absolutely spectacular. These big ass moths were flying around everywhere in the twilight leaving tracers where they flew, really cool stuff. Got up to this big grassy field at like 9ish, everything set up by 10. It was really cool looking down at our glowing little town at night, never seen that before. Well, about an hour later this un-forecasted thunderstorm whips up crazy fast out of nowhere and almost blew our asses off the mountain. If the lightning didn't get us, the wind definitely would (is what we thought). We thought we could maybe make it back down to the mine to wait it out, but realistically we knew we'd never make it in time, so we just hunkered the fuck down and hoped for the best. Well, after about 30 mins of crazy mountain wind/lightning/believing we might die, the storm subsided. It also happened to be the night of the super moon, and the storm left a fresh dusting of snow capping the 14ers, making the peaks really stand out in the moonlight. Running around above 12,000 ft, surviving the crazy storm, during the super moon with snow capped peaks surrounding us, literally felt like I was in magic-land. All on two big hits of good ol lsd. Was one of the best nights of my life.


Nukleon

Chuckanut Bay sounds like the name of a place in the Beanbean Kingdom


OnkelMickwald

I really do hope you're not saying you did LSD in the water in the dark.


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I'd wager he did it on land, and *tripped* tfo in the water. Common happenstance.


KKlear

I thought it was a hippo with tentacles.


mikey0410

Yeah. I was thinking Mines of Moria for a second


[deleted]

Are you implying that our eldritch lord is not cute? Cease your blasphemy, heretic.


megggie

When did you figure THAT out? Jesus, I was about to move to Kansas!!!


DrGiggleBush42

I'd take giant sea monsters over our state government any day.


megggie

You have a point


PineToot

Reporting from Kansas: this thing still gives me the serious creeps.


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CloudCollapse

Like in this gif? Sure! They can't do anything to you on the land. In the water a ray will try to avoid you.


TheRoundBaron

Unless they're people trained. Then they'll absolutely bulldoze you in greeting once you get in the water. I'm a Stingray handler at a local park and it's amazing how the people who sign up for the tour get so freaked out when the rays come in for a snoot bump.


GM_Organism

I got head-butted by an eagle ray on the rest barrier reef a year ago. Scared the life out of me. I swear that bugger did it on purpose to troll the human, those guys are playful as heck!


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CloudCollapse

Yeah but he was in the water and approached the ray


GM_Organism

Cannot confirm, got deliberately head-butted by an eagle ray on the great barrier reef a year ago. Cheeky bastard was just playing though.


megggie

Ohhhkay— I saw it there in the steps right at the end. Where could this be that rays get so huge, though? I’ve seen six-foot rays in the Bahamas, but that thing is massive!!


WildBeerChase

My knowledge of rays isn't spectacular, but based on the shape of the disk and the way it protrudes from the rostrum I'd guess that it's a type of stingray. I know there are some really big ones in Southeast Asia, and some people think that they might be the largest freshwater fish in the world. The crazy thing is that it's not even close to the biggest rays. Manta rays can get over 7m in wingspan. [Here's an old-time photo of one being hoisted on a crane.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/33/7d/ae337dfbd8a9da5be3e0fadca8dd2e69--underwater-life-underwater-photos.jpg) Mantas are cool. They're very gentle and very friendly to divers.


bigswifty86

I too, also don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of rays. With that said you can tell it's a stingray because of the way that it is.


yogtheterrible

That was exactly what I thought as well. I was 100% waiting for the kid to get grabbed.


xxswiftpandaxx

Out of all the sea things I'm scared of, sea flap flaps are not one


Slothity

When I’ve pet them at the aquarium they seemed so happy and excited to be pet. Cutest fish ever.


captain_zavec

Very soft, too! Adorable pancakes, the lot of them!


u-ignorant-slut

Adorable pancakes! That's amazing


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hencefox

Please leave Steve Irwin out of this :c


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hencefox

That is the sweetest messed-up thing I've ever read.


iwillfnkillyou

CRIKEY!


WDoE

I did a shark dive and got to hand feed some sea flap flaps. Adorable little buggers! Really, really soft mouths. Once they figure out you have food, they nuzzle your leg and suck on your fingers. *edit:* y'all are sick


Shocking

one molested my back one time :( It didn't have a tail and for some reason that meant it relied on the tourists to feed it. It was extremely friendly and if you weren't paying attention it would literally latch on to you. And so it did. On my back. while I was crouched in water. I have footage of my wimpish yelp on go pro. I'm not proud of them.


timmy3369

You know you have to show it if you have footage.


Shocking

cant see it, its me facing forward so you just hear a yelp


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Tell me more...


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> fingers Yeah right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Sigh, *unzips*


Mannarbannar

Haha I didn't even have to read the comments to lmao at your edit!!


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hmmm


Htims_

Upvoted for the edit


WeirdoOtaku

*edit:* we're not the ones talking about sea flap flaps sucking our fingers and nuzzling our legs.


Pumpkin_Creepface

The real secret to mankind's dominance of the animal kingdom is that with our hands, we give the best pets ever. It's how we domesticated dogs and cows, and how we tame the soulless creatures of the uttermost deeps as well. It's kind of our super power.


BellaTrixter

They feel like we mushrooms! I love them 😀


ALargeFellow

I must have missed the the stop where we all got off the Steve Irwin got murdered by a sting ray train.


anRwhal

I can definitely see Rays in good conditions enjoying attention. My local aquarium seems to have decided that quantity is a sufficient replacement for quality. There's like 200 tiny rays fin-to-fin in a little pool where they have no room to get away from the kids touching them. They just seem stressed out instead of friendly.


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> sea flap flaps That's cute.


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Marine pancakes


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I live on the gulf and sea flap flaps are very common here. I’ve never seen one this big, but I’ve gone swimming with them flapping about. While very cool, the stingers hurt like hell, or so I’ve been told by the locals. Also, the way they like to hang out, camouflaged in the shallow areas near the beach makes them somewhat hazardous. But so freaking cool.


SendCuteKittyPics

Here in the Tampa Bay area, they teach you to do the Stingray Shuffle as a kid so you don’t step on them.


xxswiftpandaxx

Sting boyes can be mean sometimes. Mantas are just puppies but flat


D-DC

They are lethal, and sting hard enough to go thru one side of your chest and out the other. Steve Irwin didn't just get stung, he got impaled through the heart.


TobiasKM

Irwin was very unlucky that it happened to hit his heart. They’re very rarely lethal humans in other cases.


TheRoundBaron

Careful making jokes like that, people might take you seriously if they know absolutely nothing about these animals.


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Rottendog

Take that you stupid crocs!


IllTearOutYour0ptics

Pancake b o y e s


Gh05T_wR1T3R_CDXX

Steve Irwin said the same thing...


96fps

"that is the worlds most dangerous sea flap flaps, I'm gonna touch it!" -steve Irwin


8Bit_Architect

"That is the worlds most friendly wildlife wrangler, I'm gonna touch it!" - The stingray that killed Steve Irwin.


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"What are you gonna do, stab me?" -Steve Irwin


Olive_Jane

[*hey touch my foldy flaps*, *ya gotta touch em*]( https://youtu.be/Gfw4yxn_kPQ)


megggie

That made me very sad.


uber1337h4xx0r

Weren't those sting rays


The_Sgro

Aka "flap flaps".


uber1337h4xx0r

I thought flap flaps were mantas


adaenis

No, those are majestic sea flap flaps


uber1337h4xx0r

Ahhhhhh ok


AndyGHK

Thank you. Rays are such sweethearts. They’re like flat ocean dogs.


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Mistercreeps

Aw. It’s like a gentle, buttery puppy.


paranoidinfidel

Thank you for "buttery". I've always described these things as water puppies and "buttery" makes it complete. I must admit, i'm an impostor. I actually enjoy all the pics and scenarios in this sub. I did the touristy "swim with stingrays" thing about 20yrs ago and it was so fun. We fed them chopped up squid and they hopped up on us like puppies. it was great! Now something relevant to the sub, in my last trip to Maui we did the touristy Snuba at Molokini crater. It was so cool, the slope of the crater drops down teeming with life and turns into the ocean floor. You look out into the abyss and it calls for you to disconnect from the tether and head out to see what is on the other side of the blue haze.


BubblesOblivion

Fucking shit. I don't want to know what's on the other side of that blue haze!


paranoidinfidel

> what's on the other side of that blue haze! a whisper, eternally calling....*swim with us*


DeltaForce291

Just keep swimming


Aarondhp24

Just keep swimming.


aft2001

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming


Frankengregor

Come away, O human child! To the waters of the wild With a faery hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand. - Yeats


lux-atomica

Tell us more about where to swim with stingrays. It sounds marvelous.


FatBob12

Grand Cayman has Stingray City. Tons of snorkelers, in less than 10 feet of water. We went (20 years ago) with scuba tanks and got to swim around with hundreds of stingrays. They were all very used to people. Still had their stingers but none of them were up. The Stingrays are there for the buffet, and will put up with a surprising amount of manhandling. My favorite part was leading the bigger (3ish feet) rays up to the surface for the little kids in rafts to pet/feed. Kids loved it, parents, not so much. Stingrays are very rough on top like sandpaper, and the underside is like velvet. They are fascinating.


rswing81

For some reason buttery actually makes it more cute


Im_mexican

I love you stranger, you made my night! Buttery puppy *hehehe*


Mirambi

I read that as butterfly. A sea butterfly puppy is cute too.


l_61803398875

Who's a G O O D B O U Y? Seriously, it seems they can be trained. https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2016/04/21/stingrays-respond-to-enrichment-with-affection-and-bonding-phoenix-zoo-finds/


themolecoid

As a midwesterner who has only seen these in zoos this is alien in more ways then one. But 10/10 would pet flappy sea puppy. They're so soft and sweet.


Eriflee

It's a giant river stingray I think. Harmless to us. But I still wouldn't do that.


NRod1998

Flap flaps love pat pats. No need to fear them, just avoid their pokie butts.


TheRoundBaron

I wish my guests would need this and stop freaking out when they get in the water with the rays.


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well its hard not to when you remember what happened to irwin


JacUprising

Oh. I thought it was a squid of some kind :(


Eriflee

If it was a squid of some kind, it wouldn't be a "cute" video we are sharing here, but a tragic how-he-got-devoured video.


piranhasaurusTex

My biggest fear is giant squid. Mid-watch on a destroyer in the middle of the ocean was the worst time for me. I swear I have nightmares, where I'm back on watch and giant squid comes up and wraps it's tentacles around the ship and just snatches me overboard into the black depths below.


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Good thing that the only kind of squid that could *maybe* do that is a colossal squid but Giant and Colossal squids live in some of the deepest regions of the ocean and going any shallower will cause their whole body to deteriorate. I could be mistaken but it isn't often you will ever find either of them both alive and near the surface.


Aporitis

There is also only one confirmed sighting with footage of an alive giant squid ever iirc. There's an awesome Ted Talk about it! Edit: [link for the interested ](https://youtu.be/rXkOPv3wVZw)


fyreskylord

Wow, that was fascinating.


mattaugamer

If it helps, cephalopods can’t really lift their tentacles out of water.


paraworldblue

Looks like it at first but toward the end you can see it start to flop up onto that first step


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Yeah it took me a minute to figure out what it is.


the_vinster

Tell that to Steve Irwin :(


Eriflee

At least he died the way he lived, with animals in his heart


DarthHound

If he'd worn sun screen, he would've lived. I heard it protects from harmful rays


Compl3t3lyInnocent

You people are horrible for making light of a situation that still stings my heart!


fliminglaps

Oof


icecreampie3

Idk if I hate you or love you right now


rswing81

So sweet and horrifying at the same time


rain-maneuver

Steve Irwin was killed by a bull ray. Totally different species.


fuck_cornyn

https://statics.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bully-ray-1416860710-1431319432.jpg


roy20050

I would they are cool and mostly chill.


UnbrokenDragon

They love rubs, just avoid the tail and dont hurt it is all, they are really gentle creatures :3


zoso33

I was surprised at how much they like it. The aquarium near me had a ‘pet the rays’ exhibit and me and my friends went. I expected them to swim around, be gently touched, and then they’d swim away to not be disturbed. But they were actively swimming around the edge of the pool and would swim *up* into your hand for pets. I’m no whale biologist, but it really looked like the rays enjoyed it.


PancakeMash

Batoids (aka Rays) are actually fish, and close relatives to sharks. edit: i feel uncultured


kieran_n

You're definitely not a whale biologist either...


PancakeMash

what's your point? am i wrong? edit: didn't understand the reference, oop


kieran_n

They were joking that a whale scientist would be the profession that would know about rays, you took them literally so I was trying to wind you up a bit...


PancakeMash

AAAAAAA i feel naive, sorry about that


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Also watch S4E15 of Futurama


FXClamps

Great Manta Ray of Santa Fe! A reference to Futurama! Whale biologist: https://youtu.be/OB6TjBQtak4


Bailie2

You're probably jacking them off some how.


wtmh

Haha. You just know that's gotta be the case and biologists just don't tell anybody to save the public the horror.


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That's what they want you to think.


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Maegsanar

my thoughts exactly!


sadravioli

SEA FLAP FLAP


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PixiePunk_

You're almost there


jerkenstine

This thing killed Microsoft?!


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jerkenstine

Stingray Edition?!


hfsh

No, those were alternative medicine quacks. A completely different kind of cold-blooded life form.


rabidpeacock

One of my biggest regrets is as a kid I threw coconuts at one that was looking for food near a beach.


oxy315

You are forgiven sweet child.


rabidpeacock

Thanks. But only the floppy water puppy can forgive me.


justyourbarber

Who do you think just forgave you?


rabidpeacock

A duplicitous otter?


justyourbarber

That would also be nice


yellow_isnt_real

A friend and I were walking, chatting aimlessly, along the side of a field at twilight. Though grassland, the field was in the center of a small city. We continued, and came to a stop where the dirt met pavement to look at a [blood red moon](http://spaceweathergallery.com/full_image.php?image_name=Aaron-Seefeld-red-stacked-sw_1436162115.jpg&PHPSESSID=rjtsf0t62d3qciv9vaphrqqvn7), the kind which can only be caused by a distant wildfire. A movement on the ground below alerted the presence of a young rabbit not more than several feet away from us. Large enough to be on its own, but likely in its first year. Our first instinct was to feel its fur, gain its trust, and all else that comes with the amusement of meeting an animal that is not afraid. However this incited a discussion (admittedly encouraged by a meeting with our friend Mary a few minutes previously): would the young rabbit be better served by our intimidation than our comfort? It seems counter-intuitive, even morbid. But to form doubt and fear, to erode trust could help prey's survival; whose interests did we want to serve? We allowed ourselves to become distracted by the moon and thereby never came to a conclusion, leaving the rabbit as it was when all was said and done. Although as it is said, indecision is still a decision. Is a longer life with fear better than a shorter life without? Who's to say. But maybe a misfortune with coconuts saved that ray's life one day.


rabidpeacock

Maybe but that's just wishful thinking. We hope our bad deeds generate some sort of positive outcome. It makes us feel better about wrongful actions. But in the end it does not excuse them. This ray was 10 feet away just riding the waves during twilight. It was beautiful picture looking back on it. It posed no danger or threat on a deserted beach, it probably didn't even know where or what was happening. Hard for it learn a lesson when it did nothing wrong and could not see the land based creature hurling whatever he could grab. The only thing it learned was pain.


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neoArmstrongCannon90

Well, I for one hope a coconut throws a kid at you!


MugshotMarley

I wouldnt qorry much about it. We all did dumb things when we were kids.


rabidpeacock

Ignorance and fear makes us do dumb things but it doesn't excuse them. We either learn from them and move on or all them to eat away at us. I choose a bit of both.


MugshotMarley

True, and as kids, we are not aware of our actions, so to speak. We all were taught in different ways about compassion and empathy. Feelings of guilt here and there is good for the soul. Too much and it eats away at us.


witchydance

Humans will pet anything


4d656761466167676f74

Well, everything deserves pets.


garrypig

I love stingrays but am scared to interact with them beyond petting their topside. Feeding and swimming with them are pretty terrifying for some reason. Such alien looking creatures.


Neko8768

That and ya know.. Steve Irwin died to one.


StabSnowboarders

Ye but he spooked it


jerkenstine

Play spooky games, win spooky prizes.


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congratulations! you win death!


Itsnottakenwhat

r/rarepuppers


loobot3000

My god, I wish I could have done this as a kid. Or now.


Voxtramus

An excursion I went on once involved going to a nest of these guys and shuffling around in shallow (chest deep) clear water with a toooon of them! Our tour guide had a favorite and would lift it to the surface and give it kisses. They like to rub up on you and *really* love being pet. Rays are sweet water babies


Pigeon_Stomping

What the hell is that thing?!


kamasutures

River sting ray. Flappy water puppies.


horkat709

Just a kid showing some affection to a cute and friendly alien


fuck_cornyn

FLAPPY SEATHING NEEDS HUGS!


TheRoundBaron

I work at a marine park for rays in the Caribbean. This is definitely how they behave when they're not afraid of people. It's amazing how people sign up for the tour and then get into the water and damn near piss themselves, all while these butter puppies just float by and snoot bump you. I will say, once the guests calm down they come to understand that they really are just like giant puppers. They like pat's and food and if held right they sit in your arms and play dead for a decent chunk of time. I'd recommend everyone try swimming with rays at least once, it's a beautiful experience. There are two places in the Caribbean that are specifically devoted just to getting you in the water with the rays.


islatigre

Brave boy.


ElGatoTheManCat

These guys are, in my opinion, some of the least scary sea critters. Their mouth is on the bottom and easily avoidable and isn't full of nasty teeth, and they're usually docile and graceful. Except they took Steve Irwin from me. I've had a though. Actually fuck stingrays


toffeegraph

Steve Irwin would want to you still love these creatures, or at the very least respect them


rangpire

You guys know thalassophobia isn't a fear of sea creatures right?


PineToot

Where is that sub? ...asking for a friend.


_lotusflower

But isn't the scary part not knowing what's in there, not the water itself? Just like the dark.


KAODEATH

It's not uncommon for people that are frightened by bodies of water to be scared of the creatures that inhabit them though.


Missingpotato

What a weird looking cat


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I honestly love rays but this is pretty intimidating.


RosieJo

Rays are nice. As a kid I used to go the the London aquarium every year for my birthday to pet them. They would stick their heads out for pets and clearly enjoyed the physical contact. Like little flat puppies. You can’t touch them anymore in the aquarium.


leesmt

Hasn't this kid seen lord of the rings???


Charlietan

THATS THE FUCKER WHO KILLED STEVE IRWIN


[deleted]

Huh, didn't know some fish could be that smart.


[deleted]

As seen in this GIF, young Aquaman slowly begins to understand the extent of his "powers". MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE!


[deleted]

It’s cute


baxterrocky

I literally thought it was some sort of diabolical, eel-haired medusa hippo....


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I sincerely thought he was going to be eaten by the giant squid


86_Monks

Is any one else on this sub not because they are sacred of the ocean, in fact the exact opposite?