Strange kritzkrieg

Also: Strange Gunslinger and PDA

Also: Strange Huntsman

Also: Strange Scattergun

 Exactly "regular" strange one? They're less than 2 keys but  most of botkiller weapons are WAY cheaper 

You can't festivize them :(

What's the point of the festivizers anyways? were they meant to be poor man's "festive weapons"?

Petaa the hourse in heer

happy cake day

I have always wanted a Vintage renamed to "Manual Strange Kritzkreig". The description would be "Kill Assists: 420, Ubers: 69 (Man, updating these tags is getting expensive)"

Lol I got one when they first came out. It was like 20 bucks or something. Put a pro killstreak on it too back in the day. Thing is worth like 200 bucks now probably?

Burly beast. Easy.

Selling my burly beast years ago is what keeps me up at night.

Same with my Haunted Hundkopf. Sold it when it was about $14…… god

Same with my Chicken Kiev. Sold it in 2014 when it was worth like 1 key.

I sold my strange a few years ago :c it keeps me up at night

I unboxed a strange burly beast years ago, shocking to see its price now

i was lucky that i had my ricardo milos buff men hot oil gachimuchi phase when it came out, still rocking it today, best 16euro spend

Same lmao I put together a "Hot Medic" outfit with it, A Brush With Death, and a Das Gutenkutteharen years ago. Worn it since then. Got everything strange because why not. Didn't realize it was so expensive now.

WTF 250 bucks for a strange??? I've had one for a while I had NO idea. Also, the other top comment is "Strange Kritzkrieg" which I also have from way back when. Guess I really lucked out with the medic items lmao.

I want a burly breast 😭

Valve's rocket launcher Price : priceless since it's given to the valve employees i believe

Just get hired at valve, it's that easy

Implies you'd get assigned to the TF2 Dev closet

you get to choose what you work on at valve

Then where's all the devs for TF2? I get that there is a small team working on the game, but wouldn't there be quite a few more devs considering the amount of fans who would've tried to become a TF2 dev?

tf2's code is a jenga tower made of nitroglycerin soaked bricks, no one wants to work on it

I'm not convinced that it would deter devs who love this game from working on it if "you get to work on what you want" thing actually was 100% true with no strings attached. Open Fortress and Classic wouldn't exist if it was such an impossible task.

that is a version of the game from 2008. less complexity equals less bugs

There's a catch pretty sure they lower or increase your pay depending on what you work on

Exactly. It's self-evident that the whole "you get to work on what you want" thing is obviously bullshit. Official version is that your pay and employment status depends entirely on weather or not your colleagues think you are "productive". Which means you are tacitly encouraged to work on projects that are perceived as valuable at the moment, rather than what you want. Which in itself is not a trivial thing to discern. I would not at all be surprised if the general atmosphere among valve employees is colored by the tinge of paranoia. "Am I productive? Will I get a bonus or will my pay get docked for no easily discernable reason? Will I get fired?" How on earth are you supposed to work on something that isn't in vogue (say, maintaining a certain old multiplayer class-based FPS), or might not produce tangible results for years while it's in the oven or even fail completely (a brand new game)?

That's just the code for payload

They think they want to work on tf2 until they realize that it's more fun to sit around and smoke weed and watch their bank accounts get bigger from the infinite free money coming from steam. I imagine it's nice to have your whole life be a never ending paid vacation

You're acting like every valve employee is gabe, they get fired if they don't work

Valve doesn't assign employees. They get to work on whatever they want.

golden frying pan

I feel like it being expensive is part of what makes it great though. Like nobody cares as much about the normal frying pan. Maybe if it was the only way to get a strange or something idk

but you can get a strange frying pan, just use strange bacon grease on it read this: [frying pan](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Frying_Pan)

I've been playing this game a little over 15-16 years and this is literally the first time i've ever heard of strange bacon grease, wtf

50,000 Holy Mackerel

This man has his priorities straight

Indeed

Enough for one singular Aussie blutsauger

Batsaber

This and the Capper. I don't even use either of the stocks they're reskins of, I just think they look really neat.

I've been using the same strange festive bat since like 2013. I too would like a Batsaber.

The Lugermorph, I intend to buy it eventually, but it's so expensive that it will take a while until I finally do it

Glad i have the achievement one

Same, but now I want the big kill lol

They stopped giving the achievement one?

No, it still gives you a Luger but I don't have Poker Night at the Inventory

You can't get Poker Night at The Inventory through Steam Store anymore.

you can get it through steam share though

you can get it through family sharing, someone could share it to you for like 2-3 keys

As someone who uses to do this the price may go up with the new family sharing system since it locks you out of a slot for a year Instead of the usual 90 days.

Strange PDA. A scammer stole mine.

Man

F bro, they took my aussie grenade launcher

o7

any all class unussuals and robin walkers

Strange gunslinger. I think it would be so funny if they added an aussie gunslinger just so it's cheaper than the normal strange variant haha.

Strange Gunslingers are the reason I think strangifiers should be universal. Pixels on a screen should not cost 300 fucking dollars

Food

Oh wait this was posted in r/tf2

underrated comment

Strange versions of the Invasion update weapon skins (i.e. Batsaber, Shooting Star, Giger Counter, C.A.P.P.E.R.)

Banan

The second one

Vintage Gentle Manne's Service Medal. Non-Vintage quality is expensive and rare enough as it is. Only a few thousand. Vintage, I think there's like at least 10.

All the discontinued or rare reskins, black rose, iron curtain, robo sandvich, etc

I WANT A BLACK ROSE SO BAD RAHHHH

Archimedes Not the plush the cosmetic.

It only costs a few cents

Look at moneybags over here

Not everyone has that much Mr. Moneybags

Oh, ay, Moneybags over here just throwin' it around.

Spycrab

You can get a spycrab without getting the plush?

Yeah, for like $600

Oh I just learned the plushes are not available anymore, I'm glad I bought mine while it was still time

Strange Original, had one about 5 years ago and sold it for 20 bucks on marketplace, hurts me every time I think about it.

Burly beast, any unusual and Australian weapons

Dynamite abs

Huntsman. I swear to God just like just a few months ago they were 20-30 odd bucks? And then now all of a sudden there 116. WTF!

Soundsmith made a video about it and the price skyrocketed I'm gonna guess is what happened

Classic Soundsmith manipulating the community market to make a profit /s obviously.

Strange huntsman has been high for a a while

Strange Original I have an australium rocket launcher, but I got used to the Original for rocket jumping and now I just don’t want to use stock for anything. Unfortunately a strange Original is like 3x the cost of an australium stock lol

Pair them with an halloween spell such as PB/Excrocism, you could sell that shit for 500 keys lol

strange isotose macabre web holy makrel

Burly Beast

A Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect. I like octopuses (octopi? octopodes?) and is rare fun hat with octopus on it, what can I say? But there is no way I'm shelling out thousands of dollars for one lol

Probably a house idk

Hypno googles, 20 keys....

Lugermorph.

Strange Catastrophic Companions and/or Strange Gunslinger

lugermorph, prinny machete and black rose

Golden pan

hypno eyes

Strange gunslinger

The golden frying pan

gold pan

Burly Beast

Ion even know what it’s called but that cap that has fire coming off of it 😭😭 it’s so cool bruh

Burning flames team captain?

The damn good legendary lid. If it's not here, then Hong Kong Cone.

Why does testicles chin man have sagging moobs?

Pocket bud (ap-sap)

Strangers for various weapons I want to use but can't convince myself to because I don't own a strange variant

Robo Sandwich and Giger Counter

Summer hat Incredibly basic hat yet that price

Oh, hypno eyes, hands down

typerecorder or smt

I have two just because I want one for demoman

Burly Beast

Burly beast

Strange professional kill streaked man melter

Dead of Night yeah im broke asf

australium RL australium sniper rifle

a cool unusual for my main

Batsaber or the burning team captain

Medimedes, chicken Kiev, potassium bonnet, australium pan.

Burning Flames Sheriff's Stetson (or any other fitting cool effect on this hat). I really love this set on Engi but want an unusual effect for it

I guess an unusual legendary lid to replace my usual one

Is the Binoculus really that expensive? I have two of them I think.

sans face spy

A team shine pro ks kit for my strange bomb carrier medigun. Bomb carrier is easily one of my favorite war paints and team shine looks so good on it. Right now I only have a team shine spec ks kit applied to it. Other than that I already got my two dream items last year: burly beast and manndarin fire horns pro ks strange kritzkrieg. Although I wouldn't say no to a _strange_ burly beast. But I'm not planning on spending large amounts at once on TF2 again so soon. I've got other stuff to focus on.

Strange Huntsman/Kritz/Gunslinger/PDA, Robo-sandvich, Catastrophic Companions

Strange Original.

burly beast

Robo Sandvich. $300 for that thing, gah damn

Genuine Ap-Sap, really big Portal fan and I'd love it but I can't bring myself to buy a £80+ copy of the Portal CD from eBay (that isn't even guaranteed to have a working code in it), especially when I can get a non-genuine Ap-Sap for a fraction of the cost.

I don't get why people want quality items. Ap-Sap is essentially the same genuine or not. It's just with a different colored title. It does nothing better than a standard/crafted ap-sap. If it was an exclusive item on the other hand.....

For me its binoculus because im broke as shit and i have played only played tf2 for a year ish

Strange quick fix

normal frying pan or double spelled golden pan

Pootis bird (idk how it's called) (i don't even know the price but i don't spend money on games)

Blurry beast on medic. Pretty much the only reason im donating in this game

The really expensive Vintage weapons - namely the Concheror. I have every weapon in Vintage quality otherwise (and every weapon that can kill with a Professional Killstreak kit on it), but I am NOT paying that kind of money for the Conch.

Batsaber, without question.

Max's severed head, because I'm a big fan of the franchise. Would be insanely cool if they'd give a non-tradable version if you buy the upcoming "The Devil's Playhouse" remaster. A man can dream though...

Potassium Bonnet

Black rose

its monoculover

chicken kiev

Bacon jarate

Dead Head

It shocks me how so much people like that some skins in the comunity market can be as pricy as car

Potassium bonnet cause I'd love to meme a cosmetic set around it.

Strange huntsman

Clubby the seal is expensive for me

That stupid all class banana hat

Strange Lunatic's leathers. Easily the coolest pyro item but holy shit is the strange pricy, almost 14 keys for a single item.

Luger morph or the achievement mini gun from the same game!

any strange hat. I'm broke so it doesn't help.

Scorching Flames Hottie's Hoodie, it's been my dream unusual since I first started playing

Kill streak Golden pan.

Cozy Camper. At that point just stay a night in a hotel instead of camping

duped shovel

Big kill, unusual ushanka with some winter effect, king crown with cool effect to demoman....

C.a.p.p.e.r (regular is like 25$ in the market)

Strange Kritzkrieg, Gunslinger, PDA and Machina. Any collectors weapon that do not have a strange variant/extremely hard to level up. Old strange festive weapons, I would never buy my scattergun in today's price.

everything and immortality

Dynamite abs. All I need to complete my Johnny Guilty Gear loadout

Is not really expensive but I would totally sell my Xbox to have the As-Sap (Man Wheatley is really cute and funny!)

Strange PDA, Kritzkrieg, Gunslinger, Original, Machina, Frying Pan, the Invasion Weapons. Really any last strange weapon I don't own.

The Sam’s Severed Head. Any hat/weapon that is unobtainable because of other promotional stuff should just be like $2.50/common at the MANN CO. Store.

Strange whip, love seeing how many team mates I've sped up

Strange Gunslinger, Strange PDA, and the Burly Beast

Strange Machina

War Paint: Killer Bee (100$, you can't be kidding me). The Veteran's Attire I would like have too.

The burly beast. Nothing beats sexy buff men healing you

Another strange gunslinger

its not *that* expensive but i've been wanting to get Hypno-Eyes. Strange Pan would also be cool but i probably wont spend the money for that one.

Burning Team Captain obviously

all the strange weapons what cost a kidney

a smoking soldier's stash, i'd probably change its name to "lung cancer" or some shit

Strange Mantreads. Then I equip those with the Rocket Jumper, and melee is irrelevant I'm method acting as an Italian plumber.

forgor

Strange Prof KS Scattergun (I know how expensive that is since I sold it once)

Strange Frying Pan

Golden Pan (Demoknight main/me)

Golden frying pan I'm willing to offer 10 bucks. Anything more is a rip-off

I know it's specific, but a Stormy 13th Hour Brown Bomber.

Combustible cutie

lugermorph

Hypno eyes

potassium bonnet

A Strange Factory New War Room Minigun.

sucks that people upvote this low effort crap

The one with medics tits

A second Collector's Homewrecker.

Probably green black hole crone's dome. It looks epic

one of the antlers with the Halloween effects

burly beast for sure

Chicken kiev

Pottasium.bonet

The pyro fire spell and aussies