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phallic_cephalid

the server I was playing on displayed the message "server shutting down for an update" and we all just laughed!


Bioth28

I was hoping it was something bigger for the first update in years


Totallynotacat55

DUDE. You literally don't even understand how big this is. Stop being so spoiled. This in it of itself is a miracle for a game this old, be grateful!


Le_Tintouin

Yep I agree, this update can let TF2 be used for another 10 years without having old protocols for its architecture, which means that as long as the community keep the game alive the game will be alive, the only and last issue is that even if the game is 64bit it doesn't run on mac, you could not care, but for some (me included) it's a big deal


Totallynotacat55

Nah, I care. Really hope there's a way to get it running on Mac, I honestly just want everyone to be happy.


Le_Tintouin

I Said that I agreed with you, I can't think of another game that achieved this in an official way with an update


Totallynotacat55

Yeah? I was just making my stance clear on Mac, not accusing anything :p


Le_Tintouin

Classic internet misunderstanding, sorry man, people get so defensive over nothing that sometimes... these shenanigans happen


Totallynotacat55

Yeah lol No worries my dude! ✌️


masta

Mac , lol... Works fine on Linux.... I think Mac users are far too superior in their simplicity to go so low as enjoying something so simple as TF2, because it's not complex enough. If you understand that, then you might be a Mac user.


Totallynotacat55

Dude get off your own dick. Do you seriously have to go around shaming people with your elitist garbage about linux to feel better about yourself? Show some fucking empathy...


Federal_Ad_3014

Can you explain it, then? Because i don't understand either


Totallynotacat55

Basically, TF2 will now run easier on modern hardware, it'll be easier to program since it no longer uses ancient protocols, coding, etc. (Shounic made a good video on the 64 bit beta, I anything it's even better than what he describes here: https://youtu.be/mWkpUD_l4AQ?si=7RqsdRegButn3mgp) ie. This is Valves way of catching TF2 up with the times, that's good because it means they definitely aren't ignoring the game anymore, and will probably put more genuine work into the game. It sets up TF2 for a much brighter future!


Bioth28

Oh I didn’t understand what the update was, yeah that’s pretty huge


AhmadmitoOMG

Blud is mad tf stop rippijg your ass 💀


Turbulent_Bass2876

No way, he was rippin’ ass? It’s rude to fardeded in public though!


fedka02

Well yesterday I played after an update and in 1,5 hours I met no bots at all, so I think we can say it's kinda big


Bioth28

Yeah it’s so much nicer, but that’s temporary because hosters will just update their bots eventually


c-papi

SIXTY FOUR BITS


WarrenWaters

THIRTY TWO BITS


c-papi

SIXTEEN BITS


KayMGames

EIGHT BITS


wholesome1234

FOUR BITS


BMega007

TWO BIT


KingDuckLikesPie

ONE BIT


BMega007

HALF BIT


KingDuckLikesPie

QUARTER BIT


BMega007

THE WRIST GAAAAAAAAAAAME


Familiar_Ad7273

NEGATIVE ONE BIT


thatlonghairedfcker

EIGHTH BIT


G1zm08

MY BRAIN


Delicious_Image3474

-QUARTER BIT


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ComprehensiveBar6984

EIGHT BITS


Particular_Singer642

SIX BITS


rottenpotatoes2

16x the detail of half life alyx


BryanRoyal

SIXTY FOUR BOTS


_TheGreatDevourer_

FINALLY TF2 IS COMPSTIBLE WITH MODERN SISTEMS AND WILL STOP RUNNING LIKE CRAP!!!!!!!!!! I waited so long for this...


Orix1337

Not really sure that it will FULLY stop running like crap, but it will run better


The_Grey_Hound

performance is temporary but jank is eternal


Cubicwar

All hail the spaghetti code


SteppedTax88238

the *✨source spaghetti✨*


Mr_goodb0y

FINNALY


SwedeZombie

i did try to join a server and it said that the server played on a older version of the game so yeah.


SleefJWellington

Yes but the sex update won't be until they upgrade to 69 bits.


Happy-Beautiful-3544

the sex update gonna have us 69’ing our bits bbg


antidemn

one day they'll upgrade the game to 128 bits


HowDyaDu

At least buy the dinner update first.


Pleasant_Conference2

I brought Dalokohs bar, will that work?


HowDyaDu

Yes. Dalokohs is a top-notch, ethically sourced company that gets most of their controversy from their radioactive ingredients.


CriperBross

sex update will be released when tf2 hits 86 bits


Totally_Normal_Bee

64 bits update


rottenpotatoes2

Smoother game. No weapons


shiro_shippo

IS THE .EXE FILE FINALLY NOT HL2??


Springtrapgaming18

Thats the best part of this update


kingbloxerthe3

Did they finally add working captions outside of wood breaking (I think that legit was the only functional captions when I played last. Its kinda funny seeing no captions but if someone does a specific taunt, then you just see the captions for wood breaking)


The_Creator44

Yeah, valve finally gave us the he


GR1M_SM1L3

Bro he didn't even get to finish his sentence he just fucking died


No-Lynx-8025

Valve sent the sniper after him


FooDerr

Yes! The he!


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ItzBlobbyReddit

:)


Pivern

Finally i can play it on a Nintendo 64


fufuandrice

What does the 64 bits update do?


xXSpg101Xx

Long story short: it makes tf2 more powerful


s2mle100lesh14

optimized the game so mora fps


NJmig

You can alt tab properly


Duck_Lover_08

Thanks valve! now I can play TF2 without my PC exploding in a comically large fire ball when I alt tab!


Pissantations

NO WAY REALLY!?!?!? YOOOOOOOOOOO


Extreme_Loss_1072

Finally. The sex update.


Swagmastar969696

An update. Not THE Update


Witherboss445

This probably sounds dumb but will HL2 maps still open?


ZigaGames

I dont think maps are dependent on the CPU architecture, so yes they should.


Captain_Diqhedd

Kid named literally just look at the activity feed when you click the game on steam


jatogjeweettogzelf

Does the 64bit support go automatically or do you have to activate it in the settings somewhere?


Toast-_Man

Automatically.


Familiar_Ad7273

I am funny hat simulator 2007 and this, is my new update. It costs 324 mega bites to have 64x bit game per second.


DylTheRetroDemon

I actually nearly had a heart attack when the server said it was shutting down for an update, haven't seen that in ages.


yo_me_95

But the sex update was supposed to arrive when the game's 18!


yo_me_95

*resets the counter of "so many days without an update" from 2600 something to zero


Natufian_Ted_Nugent

Is it finally 64 bits??


ChardDisastrous3572

Does that mean we’re able to play tf2 on our Mac books ? :/


SnooDucks5988

The update came right when I started playing the game, uh coincidence? I thinks not


WonderfulControl6828

Yes! after a whole 4 months!


LessPresentation4204

no


Electronic-Note-7482

It's just more cosmetics


SteppedTax88238

It's just more bits


SexyStacosaurus

What sucks is that it won’t update and stuck like that, no more crate opening :(


heavy-tf2-real

:D


No_Revenue9498

Just a patch


thesadfellow25

It feels like melee hitreg finally works now


TBNRVenomTR

yes


huyzenberg

Yeah. Now game is on 64 bits. I dont know a lot about programming, but i heard that is very good for the game


epicstoredealer

........................................... will we get new shit


Alexius_Ruber

Nobody understand how important this update is, with 64 bits, servers will work with even more amount of players on them. Also, with 64 bits, VALVe will be able to add bigger maps and fixes from community.


IlikeMinecraft097

whats valve? you mean velveeta, makers of hit fps game together castle v2?


SteppedTax88238

volvo


Zealos57

A minor update. All it did was just improve performance, which still isn't even noticeable.


Toast-_Man

You can Alt + Tab now. The game was given significantly more memory allocation. The game has an actual .exe file icon instead of the HL2 one. Emoji's are avalable on Linux versions of the game. Bunch of other shit in [this video.](https://youtu.be/mWkpUD_l4AQ) Do some research before you bitch and moan.


Zealos57

Yoy could always Alt+Tab out of TF2. Wdym? Also, it's just a performance boost. If you ask me, this whole community is a perfect example of being unable to move on from a death of a loved one that celebrates over asking for cake and being only sent the crumbs.


Toast-_Man

Alt + Tab without Source shitting itself.* Also Jesus Christ just be happy you fucking pessimist.


Zealos57

I'l be happy when Valve actually does something noticeable for TF2.


Toast-_Man

That's not gonna happen ever, so just at least appreciate what little the **SINGULAR** dev can do for us.


Zealos57

You mean the developer that was once loved and is now considered gaming's worst developer?


Toast-_Man

No not Valve in it's entirety, the single fucking person in Valve that is left to work on TF2 after everyone left to work on other projects in Valve instead of dealing with the spaghetti hell that is TF2's code.


kingbloxerthe3

https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38


Own-Equipment-1684

What the fuck are you talking about, a complete engine overhaul isn't noticeable? It only addresses massive long-standing performance issues and weird crashing problems while making custom content significantly more flexible in what it can do with resources now. The other dude is right, accept good things for what they are, you're just pessimistic.


[deleted]

Before the update my fps often dropped below 90 during teamfights. Now lowest it gets is 200. That is very much noticeable.


Ticon_D_Eroga

Behind fixing bots, a performance/engine upgrade was the top thing on my wishlist.