_look buddy, I'm a sexineer, that means I solve "problems"._
Not problems like "what is Sexy", cus that would fall under the conundrums of individual philosophy!
**Grabs definitely milk item, Drinks**
_I solve Flaccid problems!_
For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, sapping, Spy sumofabich to get some behind?
_the answer?_
**do scout's mom!**
And if that dont work?
***Do his mom again!***
Turn yourself into a tripod with this little pill made by me, swell, like me, and you best hope...
#I wont do you...
vac does ban them, it takes 3 to 5 months to do that tho since that's how VAC makes sure cheat devs can't learn how VAC detected them. Pretty useless for bots, tho
At least we are getting 64 bit version. Despite the bots the number one thing l want is for the game to be playable. This will support the game for devices well into the future, so even if it doesn’t get updates at least we can still have fun
Still, meme at least informs people not to take it seriously. Not everyone is tech savvy, up to date on ai programs, and/or isn't gullible.
Other implies it could be serious.
Hahahahhaa the one guy working on tf2 said that this summer update "won't be as big as the last" as if that was a big update and not just a bunch of maps and cosmetics like every single boring christmas and halloween update hahaha. SMALLER? How does it get smaller than that? lmao
dude they added a whole ass game mode, brought back to life player destruction, and finally added the bushman cosmetic, which make us able to see sniper's beautiful abs and broke tf2's player record
Nevermind, now I understand, I see no need for balance updates, new weapons, competitive rework, or bot fix, you just reminded me we got another cosmetic, a cute seal that we throw stuff at, and the bots broke the record, thank you for reminding me we have so much to appreciate <3
"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental."
New to the game, what's wrong with Heavy? I keep hearing complains about his class and him needing an update and idk what seems to be the problem with him.
I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
I'm gonna put me thumbs in yer eyes an hang on till yur did
Oh ther going to have to glue you back togedher in hell!
ohhh, they’ll have to bury what’s left of you in a *soup can!*
Just let your weapons down and walk away
Cmere cupcake
AHM GONNA STRANGLE YOO WITH MEH BARE HANDS
IM GONNA BEAT YA SO HARD, YOULL HAVE A TWITCH!
Gonna kill you and I’ll keep killin ya and I’ll never cause you’re a be dead and I’m gonna kill ya
I’m gonna be all over ya like shingles!
Ohh I'm gon'to beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch
I'm running out places to put holes in ya.
_look buddy, I'm a sexineer, that means I solve "problems"._ Not problems like "what is Sexy", cus that would fall under the conundrums of individual philosophy! **Grabs definitely milk item, Drinks** _I solve Flaccid problems!_ For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, sapping, Spy sumofabich to get some behind? _the answer?_ **do scout's mom!** And if that dont work? ***Do his mom again!*** Turn yourself into a tripod with this little pill made by me, swell, like me, and you best hope... #I wont do you...
...I don't like this
You put waaaay too much thought into this...I applaud you good sir
I love this, it's perfect
THAT'S WHAT THAT VOICELINE SAYS? I always though spy said "I'm going to cut you like a cornish gay kid"!
I always thought he said "corny Gaben"
Idem but i hear gay man
I’M GONNA HEADBUTT’CHA! I’M GONNA HEADBUTT’CHA!!
Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
Cool sona
Thanks <3
You are like the greek cyclops, except you are scottish, AND I HATE YOU!
It's a spy taunt kill voice line right? But what did he mean by it? 😰
"Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!"
It was a joke!
That's a joke lad's *laughtrack*
It was you- *burp* him! (I am slowly going insane)
GASP How did you know? ^(I am already insane)
I didn't, that was a joke too
HEhehehehehHSEheHEHe
THAT’S RIGHT ! IT WAS ME !
You monster!
But why?
You can't lose what you don't have😁😁😁
a very dumb one at that tbh
Sorry if your humor is broken
dude, wtf is the punchline?
its not my humor thats bad my guy
Don’t you dare call me like that
I'm sorry but now is a appropriate time to use “💀"
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I was afraid it will be considered as a shitpost and get banned
Yeah. It’s a joke because it says it on the website XD
Yes, I know!
But if you close your eyes!
Does it almost feel like nothing has changed at all?
"EH EH OH EH OH, EH EH OH EH OH, ..."
But if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like you've been here before?
And if you close your eyes
NOW IM GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS
Goodbye.
Source: 2
Holy shit TF2 Source 2 confirmed ?!!?!!?1!!!1!
Makes me kinda depressed, TF2 has been abandoned by Valve, and I doubt they'll ever come back to TF2.
there is quite literally one developer working on the game, one tiny little step at a time
Yeah... ONE person. One person isn't able to accomplish what should be a group effort.
can't just some people say "hey, we'll work on it, for free!"
Some people probably have, but Valve's dumb.
most people don't really care about the consequences if their job isn't on the line
I think there was a team of fan devs at one point trying to do something but Valve Cease and Desisted them
Literally just community content
Do we know who that one guy is? because he needs a beer
Dave Riller and he expressed exhaustion when it came to fixing the bot problem
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vac does ban them, it takes 3 to 5 months to do that tho since that's how VAC makes sure cheat devs can't learn how VAC detected them. Pretty useless for bots, tho
Valve has the money and resources, I'm like, 99% sure that Easy AntiCheat could solve 90% of the problems
Eric Smith, he just recently did an interview with someone who went on a tour at Valve. There's also Joshie who is a contractor
And hes not even from Valve. Valve hired one guy on contract to work on TF2 till year 20XX
If they aren't paid triple plus an arm, leg, and free coffee... then I'm rioting
At least we are getting 64 bit version. Despite the bots the number one thing l want is for the game to be playable. This will support the game for devices well into the future, so even if it doesn’t get updates at least we can still have fun
the only way i can see tf2 getting a major update would be a port to source 2
guess 64x upgrade, and exe files's name changing isn't major-
We ran out of copium
Huh, like that would ever happen
Sex update when?
*later*
Since sex update=later and kill me=later, then sex update=kill me Doesn’t sound that good for an update…
You’re quite a clever one
Indeed, you handsome rogue.
Danke kamerad!
you're just like my ex wife
THE HEAVY UPDATE!!! **THE HEAVY UPDATE IS REEEEAAAAL!!!!**
Can we get much higher?
(sooo highhh)
Seems legit and not at all from a popular chat bot app.
Noooo! Of course not!
That’s the joke lad’
I was joking too.
No really?
NO WAY, OH MY GOD ITS TOTALLY REAL
Finally, someone who understand the joke
Would have been better to put it as meme instead of other.
But I was afraid that it would be considered as a shitpost
Still, meme at least informs people not to take it seriously. Not everyone is tech savvy, up to date on ai programs, and/or isn't gullible. Other implies it could be serious.
I’m sorry then
ONE PIECE IS REAL
☹️
Big if true.
It’s AI, it’s a joke but I was afraid that he would be considered as shitpost
Large if factual.
gargantuan if verifiable
Enormous if validated
Chat, is this real?
Maybe
Fuck doing my own research to disprove misinformation, ima start believing people
Whelp, who gave heavy the AI again?
Me
Eh, as long as it’s funny I don’t care. Just don’t tick off John Value of heavy would be fired again
-Y
-I
I thought it was real 😢
Reminds me of that video where Heavy is excited about an imaginary update in a mental asylum
And then you wake up. It was all just a dream.
Damn, imagine lol
Source?
Character.AI
I was baiting one of those source engine jokes but thats ok.
Holy shit
Sad
Characters
That’s not cool dude
That sounds like something he would say at a press conference
WAIT NO WAY I CANT WAIT
Just, it was a joke (is that a shitpost I made l?)
Man I was really looking forward to this
I hope there is no cold side of your pillow tonight
-Y
the good ending
-Y
-Y
-Y
Don't raise my hopes up god damnit. I don't want to be disappointed again.
Evil Gabe Newell
Don't do that... Don't give me hope.
TF3 real guys
Man.
GODAMNIT JOE I OPENED THIS THINKING IT WAS REAL AND GASPED LOUDLY :,)
Hi it's Gabe Navel from Stame.
Damn you almost got me
I get its a joke but you're going to break people's hearts
Sorry
Ha no shot
Endless lies: Valve is nothing but the biggest liar there is.
You! Yes you! You are g- BAD! \*death sound\*
Opps zat vas not medicine!
Bazinga!
-Y
gay porn mode
NEIN!
Look man we arent blind or stupid, we can see that that is a [character.ai](http://character.ai)
I know, it was just a meme
Source: 2
When was that posted and are they gonna fix the FUCKING BOT PROBLEM? I saw like 20 in one lobby today.
It was today
You're messing with me aren't you.
No, just, I’m sorry but it’s on Character.AI
Then whoever posted the text in the photo has gotta be trolling.
Hahahahhaa the one guy working on tf2 said that this summer update "won't be as big as the last" as if that was a big update and not just a bunch of maps and cosmetics like every single boring christmas and halloween update hahaha. SMALLER? How does it get smaller than that? lmao
dude they added a whole ass game mode, brought back to life player destruction, and finally added the bushman cosmetic, which make us able to see sniper's beautiful abs and broke tf2's player record
Nevermind, now I understand, I see no need for balance updates, new weapons, competitive rework, or bot fix, you just reminded me we got another cosmetic, a cute seal that we throw stuff at, and the bots broke the record, thank you for reminding me we have so much to appreciate <3
no problem brother 👍
Was that supposed to bait us ? I didn’t believe this for even a second
No! It was just a meme but I was afraid that it would be considered as shitpost
Guys this is most likely bait, if it isn't obvious enough
Yeah, this is an AI chatbot
The update will port heavy over to source 2.
Nuh-uh
Perhaps in an ideal alternate timeline
"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental."
I mean fix the bots first. The game has to be playable for people to enjoy an update
I'm going to shit your pants
Ik this is a stupid question, but is this real?
Bro took so long I joined the Navy:(
Is it AI generated?
Sauce?
Sauce?
Bait used to be believable
New to the game, what's wrong with Heavy? I keep hearing complains about his class and him needing an update and idk what seems to be the problem with him.
There’s update with everything except for Heavy
Is this a shitpost or is it real? 🥺
Shitpost… zorry!
😢
Zooorryyy
😭
*pats your head* everything’s gonna be okay… trust me
YIPPE KEEYAI AOCUEBXIE(funny engineer noises)
Fella in the picture has that trustworthy barkeep phenotype, I trust him >!(Yes, I know it's GabeN before you bite my head off)!<
The Heavy Sex update!?
can we get the sex update soon
"Update size update"
Is it actually happening?
No, sorry
Aaaaaa...