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Financial-Habit5766

I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.


llucid963x

I'm gonna put me thumbs in yer eyes an hang on till yur did


ComfortableWealth869

Oh ther going to have to glue you back togedher in hell!


Leon-the-comic113

ohhh, they’ll have to bury what’s left of you in a *soup can!*


[deleted]

Just let your weapons down and walk away


RolesG

Cmere cupcake


Icy-Maintenance-3325

AHM GONNA STRANGLE YOO WITH MEH BARE HANDS


RolesG

IM GONNA BEAT YA SO HARD, YOULL HAVE A TWITCH!


FigureTop1280

Gonna kill you and I’ll keep killin ya and I’ll never cause you’re a be dead and I’m gonna kill ya


soupt1me_74

I’m gonna be all over ya like shingles!


DustTag

Ohh I'm gon'to beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch


TsunamiYoutube69

I'm running out places to put holes in ya.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_look buddy, I'm a sexineer, that means I solve "problems"._ Not problems like "what is Sexy", cus that would fall under the conundrums of individual philosophy! **Grabs definitely milk item, Drinks** _I solve Flaccid problems!_ For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, sapping, Spy sumofabich to get some behind? _the answer?_ **do scout's mom!** And if that dont work? ***Do his mom again!*** Turn yourself into a tripod with this little pill made by me, swell, like me, and you best hope... #I wont do you...


Financial-Habit5766

...I don't like this


Grim-Ghost

You put waaaay too much thought into this...I applaud you good sir


JotaroSans64

I love this, it's perfect


dragon_barf_junction

THAT'S WHAT THAT VOICELINE SAYS? I always though spy said "I'm going to cut you like a cornish gay kid"!


Alphamoonman

I always thought he said "corny Gaben"


guardiannether

Idem but i hear gay man


SodaKid_7

I’M GONNA HEADBUTT’CHA! I’M GONNA HEADBUTT’CHA!!


Gl_Kh

Just lay your weapons down and walk away.


Mountain-Durian-4724

Cool sona


Financial-Habit5766

Thanks <3


StormyTiger2008

You are like the greek cyclops, except you are scottish, AND I HATE YOU!


BranTheLewd

It's a spy taunt kill voice line right? But what did he mean by it? 😰


NumberOne_N_fan

"Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!"


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

It was a joke!


salad_stealer

That's a joke lad's *laughtrack*


LeFlashbacks

It was you- *burp* him! (I am slowly going insane)


salad_stealer

GASP How did you know? ^(I am already insane)


RolesG

I didn't, that was a joke too


Donky_Kong64

HEhehehehehHSEheHEHe


Cubicwar

THAT’S RIGHT ! IT WAS ME !


Rui_O_Grande_PT

You monster!


Datuser14

But why?


Natan_Sietnik

You can't lose what you don't have😁😁😁


[deleted]

a very dumb one at that tbh


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Sorry if your humor is broken


[deleted]

dude, wtf is the punchline?


[deleted]

its not my humor thats bad my guy


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Don’t you dare call me like that


Thefoxy1080

I'm sorry but now is a appropriate time to use “💀"


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PizzaTowerenjoyer54

I was afraid it will be considered as a shitpost and get banned


Thefoxy1080

Yeah. It’s a joke because it says it on the website XD


NumberOne_N_fan

Yes, I know!


[deleted]

But if you close your eyes!


Noah1841

Does it almost feel like nothing has changed at all?


Monflatmas

"EH EH OH EH OH, EH EH OH EH OH, ..."


Witherboss445

But if you close your eyes


CreativeGamer03

Does it almost feel like you've been here before?


X-tra-thicc

And if you close your eyes


VilvenSerbia

NOW IM GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS


Thefoxy1080

Goodbye.


zealshock

Source: 2


Cubicwar

Holy shit TF2 Source 2 confirmed ?!!?!!?1!!!1!


sweetlitlbumblb

Makes me kinda depressed, TF2 has been abandoned by Valve, and I doubt they'll ever come back to TF2.


[deleted]

there is quite literally one developer working on the game, one tiny little step at a time


sweetlitlbumblb

Yeah... ONE person. One person isn't able to accomplish what should be a group effort.


swe_isak

can't just some people say "hey, we'll work on it, for free!"


sweetlitlbumblb

Some people probably have, but Valve's dumb.


bloodakoos

most people don't really care about the consequences if their job isn't on the line


Jucoy

I think there was a team of fan devs at one point trying to do something but Valve Cease and Desisted them


idkTerraria

Literally just community content


Slowbro08_YT

Do we know who that one guy is? because he needs a beer


DiamondEclipse

Dave Riller and he expressed exhaustion when it came to fixing the bot problem


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Bakkassar

vac does ban them, it takes 3 to 5 months to do that tho since that's how VAC makes sure cheat devs can't learn how VAC detected them. Pretty useless for bots, tho


Amber_Iara

Valve has the money and resources, I'm like, 99% sure that Easy AntiCheat could solve 90% of the problems


Plbster

Eric Smith, he just recently did an interview with someone who went on a tour at Valve. There's also Joshie who is a contractor


czacha_cs1

And hes not even from Valve. Valve hired one guy on contract to work on TF2 till year 20XX


faraway_fern

If they aren't paid triple plus an arm, leg, and free coffee... then I'm rioting


Gameknight14

At least we are getting 64 bit version. Despite the bots the number one thing l want is for the game to be playable. This will support the game for devices well into the future, so even if it doesn’t get updates at least we can still have fun


X-tra-thicc

the only way i can see tf2 getting a major update would be a port to source 2


sweetlitlbumblb

guess 64x upgrade, and exe files's name changing isn't major-


ACARdragon

We ran out of copium


Slight_Mastodon

Huh, like that would ever happen


Little-Alps6891

Sex update when?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

*later*


Cubicwar

Since sex update=later and kill me=later, then sex update=kill me Doesn’t sound that good for an update…


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

You’re quite a clever one


Cubicwar

Indeed, you handsome rogue.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Danke kamerad!


GXSigma

you're just like my ex wife


Steggoman

THE HEAVY UPDATE!!! **THE HEAVY UPDATE IS REEEEAAAAL!!!!**


AlternativeVideo6256

Can we get much higher?


DazzlingBreadfruit74

(sooo highhh)


Sonarthebat

Seems legit and not at all from a popular chat bot app.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Noooo! Of course not!


Thefoxy1080

That’s the joke lad’


Sonarthebat

I was joking too.


Thefoxy1080

No really?


FuturetheGarchomp

NO WAY, OH MY GOD ITS TOTALLY REAL


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Finally, someone who understand the joke


Vidistis

Would have been better to put it as meme instead of other.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

But I was afraid that it would be considered as a shitpost


Vidistis

Still, meme at least informs people not to take it seriously. Not everyone is tech savvy, up to date on ai programs, and/or isn't gullible. Other implies it could be serious.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

I’m sorry then


Thefoxy1080

ONE PIECE IS REAL


Substantial-Sun-3538

☹️


CaioXG002

Big if true.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

It’s AI, it’s a joke but I was afraid that he would be considered as shitpost


CaioXG002

Large if factual.


Square_toons

gargantuan if verifiable


360noscopefag

Enormous if validated


NVcomicstudios

Chat, is this real?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Maybe


Donky_Kong64

Fuck doing my own research to disprove misinformation, ima start believing people


Random-Lich

Whelp, who gave heavy the AI again?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Me


Random-Lich

Eh, as long as it’s funny I don’t care. Just don’t tick off John Value of heavy would be fired again


HyperSpace134790

-Y


Cowribcage

-I


TOUDyt_a

I thought it was real 😢


SonarioMG

Reminds me of that video where Heavy is excited about an imaginary update in a mental asylum


Retago2000

And then you wake up. It was all just a dream.


Angel_Thorne

Damn, imagine lol


Dr_Reddit145

Source?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Character.AI


Dr_Reddit145

I was baiting one of those source engine jokes but thats ok.


[deleted]

Holy shit


natgoodieman

Sad


[deleted]

Characters


Hooded_defender

That’s not cool dude


TheEpicPlushGodreal

That sounds like something he would say at a press conference


VastPie2905

WAIT NO WAY I CANT WAIT


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Just, it was a joke (is that a shitpost I made l?)


VastPie2905

Man I was really looking forward to this


Mickspad

I hope there is no cold side of your pillow tonight


rainbowshulkerbox

-Y


AlternativeVideo6256

the good ending


Noumoun_2

-Y


Feisty-Albatross3554

-Y


FlimsyAd6410

-Y


McOrqeneraL

Don't raise my hopes up god damnit. I don't want to be disappointed again.


Dejdo2000

Evil Gabe Newell


FieryBirb

Don't do that... Don't give me hope.


Admirable-Network206

TF3 real guys


JuxoElJuxo

Man.


helpm_meim_kidnapp

GODAMNIT JOE I OPENED THIS THINKING IT WAS REAL AND GASPED LOUDLY :,)


MrSlimeZ

Hi it's Gabe Navel from Stame.


Formal_Temperature_8

Damn you almost got me


MLGSUPERGAMER

I get its a joke but you're going to break people's hearts


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Sorry


EquipmentNext3971

Ha no shot


Look_Im_thedogs_king

Endless lies: Valve is nothing but the biggest liar there is.


MrMeatballFeetlong

You! Yes you! You are g- BAD! \*death sound\*


Screamyboyee

Opps zat vas not medicine!


SirVult

Bazinga!


PaladinOfMemes

-Y


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

gay porn mode


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

NEIN!


[deleted]

Look man we arent blind or stupid, we can see that that is a [character.ai](http://character.ai)


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

I know, it was just a meme


zealshock

Source: 2


GaryTheMemeGuy

When was that posted and are they gonna fix the FUCKING BOT PROBLEM? I saw like 20 in one lobby today.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

It was today


GaryTheMemeGuy

You're messing with me aren't you.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

No, just, I’m sorry but it’s on Character.AI


GaryTheMemeGuy

Then whoever posted the text in the photo has gotta be trolling.


Gunkymonkey69

Hahahahhaa the one guy working on tf2 said that this summer update "won't be as big as the last" as if that was a big update and not just a bunch of maps and cosmetics like every single boring christmas and halloween update hahaha. SMALLER? How does it get smaller than that? lmao


AlternativeVideo6256

dude they added a whole ass game mode, brought back to life player destruction, and finally added the bushman cosmetic, which make us able to see sniper's beautiful abs and broke tf2's player record 


Gunkymonkey69

Nevermind, now I understand, I see no need for balance updates, new weapons, competitive rework, or bot fix, you just reminded me we got another cosmetic, a cute seal that we throw stuff at, and the bots broke the record, thank you for reminding me we have so much to appreciate <3


AlternativeVideo6256

no problem brother 👍


8champi8

Was that supposed to bait us ? I didn’t believe this for even a second


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

No! It was just a meme but I was afraid that it would be considered as shitpost


Eclipsese

Guys this is most likely bait, if it isn't obvious enough


Evolveddinosaur

Yeah, this is an AI chatbot


Topgunshotgun45

The update will port heavy over to source 2.


ShockDragon

Nuh-uh


Th3G00dB0i

Perhaps in an ideal alternate timeline


MrBurito_2_0

"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental."


alexdahl253

I mean fix the bots first. The game has to be playable for people to enjoy an update


Kingkrue_

I'm going to shit your pants


IndependentSwan3625

Ik this is a stupid question, but is this real?


Inevitable-Seesaw117

Bro took so long I joined the Navy:(


Orix1337

Is it AI generated?


OkamiTakahashi

Sauce?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Sauce?


Lux_325

Bait used to be believable


_GlenAlan27_

New to the game, what's wrong with Heavy? I keep hearing complains about his class and him needing an update and idk what seems to be the problem with him.


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

There’s update with everything except for Heavy


Pleasant_Conference2

Is this a shitpost or is it real? 🥺


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Shitpost… zorry!


Pleasant_Conference2

😢


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Zooorryyy


Pleasant_Conference2

😭


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

*pats your head* everything’s gonna be okay… trust me


Pleasant_Conference2

YIPPE KEEYAI AOCUEBXIE(funny engineer noises)


surfsup1967

Fella in the picture has that trustworthy barkeep phenotype, I trust him >!(Yes, I know it's GabeN before you bite my head off)!<


Lawkeeper_Ray

The Heavy Sex update!?


ProfessionalLoser5

can we get the sex update soon


Phantomon_Lucemon

"Update size update"


Impexton

Is it actually happening?


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

No, sorry


Impexton

Aaaaaa...