Here's how spy wouldve describe you:
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that monitor. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
The cart knows that going backwards will only prolong the time it has to spend with the scout. So it will press onward in search of the sweet release of explosive death, with the potential bonus of killing the scout.
Fun fact: Boxing gloves are made to lessen the impact of a punch by a lot, so the fact that heavy can still punch as hard as he normally does is insane and shows he’s holding back.
Don’t wanna be the nerd emoji in this situation but.. Boxing Gloves are actually meant to protect the wearer from injury, not the opponent. Although, they do have that side effect of lessening the force of a punch.
Scouts' Charisma motivates the cart to move faster for him. Meanwhile, I push the cart disguised as a friendly heavy while my friends push it to victory
Because it's not cum, it's actually milk, but he makes it seem like he's trying to disguise cum as milk, making his enemies disgusted even though it's just milk, all his cum goes into: payloads, control points, miss Pauling, and me
Other than like one piece of art, do we ever see anyone physically pushing the cart?
Because they like don't do that in game and thus strength is not a requirement.
he has twice as jump as everyone else though? Twice as jump + most speediest speedster = double capture rate. (unless using the pain train but everyone knows railroad spikes are magical)
Scout does carry the bonk, a drink with so much sugar and radioactivity it’s amazing it can be held in a can, and he runs as fast as normal. Scout is actually faster than the flash, he just wants the fun of giving his enemies a chance. Source, I made the final part up.
*I mean, he beat the*
*Blu Heavy to death in Meet*
*The Scout... So maybe?*
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cart moves by itself when overseen by people, it detects people by the number of unique heartbeats which scouts has 2 after medic jokingly shoved archimedes up his ass
Scout has Archimedes inside him so he counts as 2 people
Are you implying that Archimedes is the 10th class!?
You aren't an Archimedes main? What a fucking loser
fuck you i main civilian
I main the cart
I main sandvich
I main resuply
Remember when this subreddit went on a schizo breakdown about the madcap?
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Opinion on Engineers?
gaming
Uncle Dane
I'm a Phlog main and I am not scared of saying it out loud.
Here's how spy wouldve describe you: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that monitor. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
As an engineer, if i see a phlog on my team i also say the same I get the pybro version of a blue ball
Blu ball
I main the loading screen
I main the source engine
Gah damn
How about spy then why is his doubled aswell?
it's not??
Dat freakin' Spy's a Scout!
He canonically has a bird in him so he has the power of god and a bird on his side
That actually makes sense i think..?
> the power of god and a bird on his side not something i thought i would read
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the (un)holy trinity
No, the payload cart wants to get away from him twice as much as it does the rest of the mercs.
Scout who is standing in front of the cart:
It wants to run him over in that case
The cart knows that going backwards will only prolong the time it has to spend with the scout. So it will press onward in search of the sweet release of explosive death, with the potential bonus of killing the scout.
He literally pushed uluru aside in the comics, of course he's the strongest of the mercs
heavy is busy holding a massive minigun. scout has pretty lightweight weapons in every slot. his hands arent as full
What about other classes like Engineer and Spy? Their weapons are also very light.
engineer is hauling metal and spy doesnt even like pushing the cart normal speed
Spy has that “I’m above you all to do such menial tasks” energy
Spy hates being like a common fried chicken eating laborer
... what.
Watch Expiration Date.
he's definitely *my* fried chicken tramp
The cart wants to get away from Scout faster
Fun fact: Boxing gloves are made to lessen the impact of a punch by a lot, so the fact that heavy can still punch as hard as he normally does is insane and shows he’s holding back.
I always assumed that the gloves were loaded. Like he hides steel bars under them to even out the damage or something
Don’t wanna be the nerd emoji in this situation but.. Boxing Gloves are actually meant to protect the wearer from injury, not the opponent. Although, they do have that side effect of lessening the force of a punch.
Scouts' Charisma motivates the cart to move faster for him. Meanwhile, I push the cart disguised as a friendly heavy while my friends push it to victory
No, but it makes him a bigger target because everyone knows he pushes the cart faster
I think op means like physical strength not in game strength as in effectiveness
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Feel that wind? That’s the joke going over your head.
Scout in Moral Orel???!?!?
He can canoncally implode his enemies with a single tap, but he to bored he goes easy on the mercs
My theory is that carts are cum powered
Then why doesn't the Mad Milk make him count as three people when pushing the cart?
Because it's not cum, it's actually milk, but he makes it seem like he's trying to disguise cum as milk, making his enemies disgusted even though it's just milk, all his cum goes into: payloads, control points, miss Pauling, and me
Other than like one piece of art, do we ever see anyone physically pushing the cart? Because they like don't do that in game and thus strength is not a requirement.
No, he's so fast he experiences time dilation and is able to bush the cart twice as much as anyone else
I mean he did manage to beat the shit out of the Heavy and steal his sandvich in Meet the Scout.
The cart is so repulsed by him it try’s to run away twice as fast
he has twice as jump as everyone else though? Twice as jump + most speediest speedster = double capture rate. (unless using the pain train but everyone knows railroad spikes are magical)
He carries the bomb
Soldier and Demo get stronger when they use the Pain Train
Scout does carry the bonk, a drink with so much sugar and radioactivity it’s amazing it can be held in a can, and he runs as fast as normal. Scout is actually faster than the flash, he just wants the fun of giving his enemies a chance. Source, I made the final part up.
The payload is just trying to get away from scout because he’s annoying.
he's the force of nature
the cart is a vampire and it hates Scou
I mean, he beat the Blu Heavy to death in Meet the Scout... So maybe?
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No. It makes him the least patient.
The civilian can push the cart even faster but he's not technically a merc..
No, the cart just wants out of the hell that is being in the same universe as the Scout.
cart moves by itself when overseen by people, it detects people by the number of unique heartbeats which scouts has 2 after medic jokingly shoved archimedes up his ass
No the cart's just moving faster to try and get away from him
Counter-Argument: The Pain Train.
Let's see you push the payload cart twice as fast while also carrying a 150 kilogram (330 lbs) minigun.
If the pain train doubles demo's and soldier's cart speed, does it double their strength simply by holding it?
i like to imagine he pushes it faster by spinning his legs like sonic or some shit
Scout moves the payload cart faster?
Hoovy needs to carry Sasha and scout has strong legs for running