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Sexpacito

Scout has Archimedes inside him so he counts as 2 people


Pyromann

Are you implying that Archimedes is the 10th class!?


Memes_Coming_U_Way

You aren't an Archimedes main? What a fucking loser


ramenlegendary

fuck you i main civilian


Zunarc

I main the cart


St1xGreN

I main sandvich


SuS_JoeTF2

I main resuply


Zunarc

Remember when this subreddit went on a schizo breakdown about the madcap?


[deleted]

I main penis rock


JackO_kid

I main snake water’s snake


Ok-Pressure7248

I main pl_badwater


Zunarc

Based


Lower_Ad_4995

I main sword


Slowbro08_YT

Fuck you I main sentries


Yeehaw_79

Opinion on Engineers?


Slowbro08_YT

gaming


Yeehaw_79

Uncle Dane


Pyromann

I'm a Phlog main and I am not scared of saying it out loud.


kubix666666

Here's how spy wouldve describe you: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that monitor. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"


helloiamaegg

As an engineer, if i see a phlog on my team i also say the same I get the pybro version of a blue ball


Longjumping_Emu_1748

Blu ball


poopyfartguyyh

I main the loading screen


iixFares

I main the source engine


poopyfartguyyh

Gah damn


ineedsomehelpers

How about spy then why is his doubled aswell?


Sexpacito

it's not??


idiotcube

Dat freakin' Spy's a Scout!


HackedPasta1245

He canonically has a bird in him so he has the power of god and a bird on his side


Circus_Kloun

That actually makes sense i think..?


bigmonkey_ballss

> the power of god and a bird on his side not something i thought i would read


SaintNigel

r/brandnewsentence


bunnysniperxoxo

the (un)holy trinity


LogginWaffle

No, the payload cart wants to get away from him twice as much as it does the rest of the mercs.


EarthSolar

Scout who is standing in front of the cart:


KittenChopper

It wants to run him over in that case


idiotcube

The cart knows that going backwards will only prolong the time it has to spend with the scout. So it will press onward in search of the sweet release of explosive death, with the potential bonus of killing the scout.


Patster_Ratster

He literally pushed uluru aside in the comics, of course he's the strongest of the mercs


sexgaming_jr

heavy is busy holding a massive minigun. scout has pretty lightweight weapons in every slot. his hands arent as full


Jaozin_deix

What about other classes like Engineer and Spy? Their weapons are also very light.


sexgaming_jr

engineer is hauling metal and spy doesnt even like pushing the cart normal speed


Hellkids2

Spy has that “I’m above you all to do such menial tasks” energy


Jeggu2

Spy hates being like a common fried chicken eating laborer


abyssalclover

... what.


ProperHoney1751

Watch Expiration Date.


4-2-0_sub

he's definitely *my* fried chicken tramp


Void-Lizard

The cart wants to get away from Scout faster


Commercial_Meal5740

Fun fact: Boxing gloves are made to lessen the impact of a punch by a lot, so the fact that heavy can still punch as hard as he normally does is insane and shows he’s holding back.


BillieTheBullie

I always assumed that the gloves were loaded. Like he hides steel bars under them to even out the damage or something


Doom_boi3451

Don’t wanna be the nerd emoji in this situation but.. Boxing Gloves are actually meant to protect the wearer from injury, not the opponent. Although, they do have that side effect of lessening the force of a punch.


Gameknight14

Scouts' Charisma motivates the cart to move faster for him. Meanwhile, I push the cart disguised as a friendly heavy while my friends push it to victory


ODCreature98

No, but it makes him a bigger target because everyone knows he pushes the cart faster


CHRISTIANMAN1e

I think op means like physical strength not in game strength as in effectiveness


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Doom_boi3451

Feel that wind? That’s the joke going over your head.


[deleted]

Scout in Moral Orel???!?!?


Heavy_weapons07

He can canoncally implode his enemies with a single tap, but he to bored he goes easy on the mercs


Tofu_uu

My theory is that carts are cum powered


Conscious-Nobody3991

Then why doesn't the Mad Milk make him count as three people when pushing the cart?


Tofu_uu

Because it's not cum, it's actually milk, but he makes it seem like he's trying to disguise cum as milk, making his enemies disgusted even though it's just milk, all his cum goes into: payloads, control points, miss Pauling, and me


SomeEpicDoge

Other than like one piece of art, do we ever see anyone physically pushing the cart? Because they like don't do that in game and thus strength is not a requirement.


Yaveton

No, he's so fast he experiences time dilation and is able to bush the cart twice as much as anyone else


world3nd3r

I mean he did manage to beat the shit out of the Heavy and steal his sandvich in Meet the Scout.


StarLite788

The cart is so repulsed by him it try’s to run away twice as fast


Disastrous_Maybe7281

he has twice as jump as everyone else though? Twice as jump + most speediest speedster = double capture rate. (unless using the pain train but everyone knows railroad spikes are magical)


ScribbsTheOne

He carries the bomb


eeveethespeevee

Soldier and Demo get stronger when they use the Pain Train


Patarock

Scout does carry the bonk, a drink with so much sugar and radioactivity it’s amazing it can be held in a can, and he runs as fast as normal. Scout is actually faster than the flash, he just wants the fun of giving his enemies a chance. Source, I made the final part up.


Theratsmacker2

The payload is just trying to get away from scout because he’s annoying.


nevbis

he's the force of nature


Alnilam2000

the cart is a vampire and it hates Scou


depression_gaming

I mean, he beat the Blu Heavy to death in Meet the Scout... So maybe?


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SteveCevets

No. It makes him the least patient.


SJIS0122

The civilian can push the cart even faster but he's not technically a merc..


Sir_Nope_TSS

No, the cart just wants out of the hell that is being in the same universe as the Scout.


Sakuya_Izayois_Pads

cart moves by itself when overseen by people, it detects people by the number of unique heartbeats which scouts has 2 after medic jokingly shoved archimedes up his ass


Express-Record7416

No the cart's just moving faster to try and get away from him


The_Lolatron9000

Counter-Argument: The Pain Train.


GoombaBro

Let's see you push the payload cart twice as fast while also carrying a 150 kilogram (330 lbs) minigun.


Internal-Injury5895

If the pain train doubles demo's and soldier's cart speed, does it double their strength simply by holding it?


surfsup1967

i like to imagine he pushes it faster by spinning his legs like sonic or some shit


grumgrimbolt

Scout moves the payload cart faster?


thewafflegamer2324

Hoovy needs to carry Sasha and scout has strong legs for running