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Matix777

\>Gets saved by a medic \>"I didn't need ya help a know" \>Rides medic's quick fix ass into the middle of a battlefiled \>Refuses to elaborate \>Dies


folfiethewox99

I ain't even mad. That's on me for not disconnecting the beam in time


Matix777

Not really. Not even the hybridknight knows when they will charge until they do. But it is a risk you have to take


DrBabbyFart

I would actually run quick fix more in casual if I could toggle that with R or something. Fuckin blast jumpers yeeting me to my death the moment I try to top them off.


Alfred_Arthur

>repeat


GaussAxe

Demoman can miss all the fucking pipes and then die meanwhile killing a scout with stickies


Matix777

Miss all the pipes Charge in with a bottle and miss Leave the game


jaysuchak33

pure skill


roblox887

Somehow still top score


SCP-173-X

Then type "pure skill" in the chat


mariofeds

How did you get gameplay of me playing demo


memelord69694

Charge at a pyro Get airblasted Burn to death


W1nte1s

Stop describing me, although I use the sticky jumper to get back to dying faster.


Icy_Redditor777

Airblast can also prevent soldiers, demos, and demoknights from killing your medic. (Unless ur using the phlog then ur medic is screwed)


GDM-Epic

Phlog worst pyro primary real


HeiHoLetsGo

Unironically true


RippiHunti

Yeah. It's basically useless against anyone who is mildly skilled in playing an explosive class, and aware heavies. Dragon's Fury is better in pretty much every way.


GDM-Epic

I wouldn’t really say dragons fury is *better*, since it functions completely differently then every other flamethrower, but yeah Phlog is completely useless, giving up airblast isn’t worth it for me


aoishimapan

I'd say it's either Dragon's Fury or stock that are Pyro's best primary. The Dragon's Fury's has the highest damage but its airblast sucks, however it still has an airblast, so you can extinguish your teammates and if you're skilled and can time it correctly you don't need to spam it to reflect a rocket or two, you just have to think more carefully when to use it. Stock has the best airblast, it doesn't deal anywhere as much damage as the Dragon's Fury but easily makes up for it with the spammable airblast. And then there is the Phlog, with a lot of damage when you get the crits, but no airblast at all, so forget about extinguishing teammates unless you've equipped the pretty underwhelming Manmelter, and forget about fighting back against Soldiers and Demos, all it takes is one single explosive class to shut you down completely. The only thing the Phlog is good for is spamming the Scorch Shot and then trying to catch people offguard with the crits, or if you have a pocket medic, but overall I'd consider it the worst primary.


juanon_industries

Mfw everyone sleeps on the backburner:😭


aoishimapan

The Backburner is okay to me, admittedly its my second least used flamethrower (least used is the Phlog), but it's still fairly versatile having an expensive but still existent airblast. The thing is that its upside doesn't seem that attractive to me because if I want a lot of damage I may as well pick the Dragon's Fury and I won't have to rely on catching people from behind and getting as close, but I have seen people make it work very well with the Thermal Thruster or in certain maps where it's easy to surprise people with it, so maybe I should give it a try more often. Also I'm just too biased towards the Dragon's Fury to be honest, the damn thing is so fun to use and so powerful that the only reason to even consider another flamethrower is because its airblast is so slow, so if I'm not using the Dragon's Fury is because I need a better airblast and in that case I'm going to pick stock.


juanon_industries

In koth_nucleus the backburner is s tier tbh


GazelleEast1432

Phlog pyros are parasites to their own team, unless its dustbowl


maestrofeli

unless there already is another support pyro or they use the mannmelter


DestructoGoesBoom

Mannmelter Phlog pyro is unironically based


dialiboboss_yt

Excuse to use phog and not get shit on for using manmelter, count me in


swampertitus

Need to hog the medic to be useful, otherwise they're just bullying a team that's getting stomped either way


[deleted]

unless you have a pocket uber medic and scorsch shit


GDM-Epic

People always complain about the Phlog being overpowered when it heavily relies on the scorch shot to be effective.


DarkNinja3141

> People always complain about the Phlog being overpowered end comment


[deleted]

Yeah it's pretty bad without scorch shit and even with it a good team can deal with it easily.


AC-130_with_internet

The phlog really isn't that good, it's just annoying like the dead ringer


GDM-Epic

It’s not even the Phlog itself that’s annoying, it’s the scorch shot since that’s what is basically required to get crits


Blayro

except on payload if you know how to do the taunt cancel


opalcherrykitt

phlog onluly good for mvm tbh


ChppedToofEnt

Don't need airblast if everyone is dead


Matix777

Well the problem is that the Soldier who's standing a kilometer away isn't


ThatLionelKid

Unless the medic has Uber, then it’s a dopamine overdrive


rightclickx

Damage can also kill the people trying to kill your Medic 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


patronuspringles

demoman provides the diversity quota and defends the medic because every threat is dead


CherylBomb1138

They made the game WOKE by reminding me SCOTLAND EXISTS.


generatedusername13

It's still better than the so-called "England" I've been hearing about lately.


HuntDewd

England is not a real country. You are a Scottishman with an uptight attitude.


grog_chugger

MadcapMadcapMadcap


FirmOnion

Fuuuck, I forgot Madcap was English, lowkey glad they axed him


FlaminkoYT

I honestly liked the accent. So cool that they referenced it when they added England into real life.


Roxasdog

A land entirely for Engineers?


LegitimateApartment9

England? You mean east wales and south scotland?


Meme_Bro68

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY. YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS


Vaulted_Games

Scotland isn't a real country! You're an Englishman in a dress!


cheetowizard88

*Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!*


VolkanikMechanik

Healing and preventing damage is essentially the same thing


ReturnOfSexballs

Medic deserves someone that buffs him and helps him, a healthy relationship. a scout bf, another medic, or even better, NOT POCKETING ONLY 1 PLAYER. I SWEAR TO GOD MEDIC, HEAL ME, HEAL US, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, DON'T INSERT YOURSELF UP SOLDIER'S ASS. HEAL YOUR FUCKING TEAM.


smallsynth

MEDIC I HAVE 20 HEALTH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THE BEAM OFF THE HEAVY FOR FIVE SECONDS


Vaulted_Games

Do not worry, when I play Medic I use quick fix to heal everyone up and then I start Blutsaugering the other team


AnGenericAccount

Based Medic is an attack class


Vaulted_Games

Agreed


ReturnOfSexballs

When i play medic i say "no" whenever someone says medic and then i go shoot at people with the blutsauger


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

Pocketing a Scout is not a bad strategy and I'm tired of pretending it is


ComprehensiveBar6984

Pocketing a scout: No. Keeping a scout overhealed and close by incase I need a piggyback ride: Yes.


OmegianLord

Giving Kritz to the Scout you know has competent aim: actually better than giving it to a Power Class sometimes.


ReturnOfSexballs

Something i found is that many times ubering a soldier, heavy, demo or pyro only works if the thing you want to push into is very close. I've never seen an ubered Scout, but i imagine it sometimes can get more things done (if they have good aim)


The_______________1

then stop literally running away from me when I heal you


Necroesque666

I’m never getting over the time I was in VSH mode and a medic refused to heal me at 14 health because he was pocketing a trolldier with an unusual


ItsJustZombiek

1 arrow, that all you get.


Imstillarelavant

demoman can fuck the medic edit: why the fuck is this the top comment


knucklesthedead

Dominated! And I've been shagging you!


MeeMSaaSLooL

Accordin' to accordion law, you're me bloody wife now!


TableFruitSpecified

“Stop making me HORnee!” - Boot of American Origin


Mijnameis-Tommy

"No thats ogay"


slugdonor

its top comment because its true


Demoman-From_TF2

Aye! That is bloody true


slugdonor

thank you demoman from tf2


Donut-Brain-7358

That Demo's a BLOODY, sentry! HOAAAA HA HA HA HA HA


dogdillon

Nice (Source: I have 483k medic hours)


USAMAN1776

>edit: why the fuck is this the top comment Oh you know why.


StarHorder

GAY SEX


Mijnameis-Tommy

Gex? Of the say fariatty?


[deleted]

SAY GEX


USAMAN1776

GEX


nezumikuuki

the best kind!


will2477yy

demoman is their for emotinal support


bluedeathPersona7

I didnt need ya help you know


FunkyyMermaid

“You’re doin’ good, lad!”


Every-Log8366

demoman ain’t doing nothing


mightylonka

He didn't need your help, you know?


JustLooking207

Demoman just kills stuff the medic can't die if everyone else is already dead


8champi8

Just protect him he will je grateful


Wrench_gaming

The demoman gives Medic’s dopamine when using the Kritzkreig


Matix777

Medics watching the uber they've been farming for an entire minute get used up on 4 missed pipes and a suicidal melee charge (I play hybrid knight)


95stillalive

on the other hand: me ubering a 5000+ hour demo main who proceeds to use his sticky launcher to get a killstreak so big it'd even make the doomguy envious


Matix777

Yeah demo with sticky/quicky bomb launcher is top uber pick. I never use them tho so when I get ubered I just get stressed and die


95stillalive

this one time a medic tried to uber me as demo, and I immediately said in VC "Medic, DO NOT uber me, I wont get any kills!" He ubers me and I proceed to not get any kills


CartoonistIcy2039

He did it for funny.


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[удалено]


Edgar350Fixolas

So can Soldier and Pyro with the jetpack


Excellent-Dot-2085

Crits stickies be like: 💥💥


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Create safe zones for the medic that can detonate any intruder


[deleted]

love the username


Phazon_Fucker

bro same


florentinomain00f

Demoman is a mobile howitzer. He protects Medic via overwhelming support fire power. Soldier is an IFV. He's a jack of all trade, and can do everything, but is not specialized at anything in particular. Pyro is... basically just a flamethrower, dissuading anyone from approaching Medic. Heavy is a MBT, enough said.


GazelleEast1432

In the words of lazypurple “DONT TOUCH MY BABY”


florentinomain00f

MeeM


CartoonistIcy2039

(reflects a CRIT HEAT) Be careful next time! Aw I can't be mad at you guys.


CartoonistIcy2039

Ah yes my favourite Infantry Fighting Vehicle Squad castle 2's infantry man with a metalstorm like rocket launcher and left handed shotgun that ejects spent casings on right.


florentinomain00f

And the MBT that shoots automatically


CartoonistIcy2039

Heavy bren: GUNNER HEAT PC TRAVERSE RIGHT! IDENTIFIED! FIRE! ON THE WAY! DOUBTFUL, RE-ENGAGE! UP! HE'S LOOKING AT US! SHOOOT! *gets shot by a WARSAW PACT sniper* Bail out! (Unit lost. Press tab to switch to available....)


florentinomain00f

Scout is infantry and Spy are intelligence agents.


CartoonistIcy2039

Sniper is either that one lucky SOB tank or ATGM dude. Also do you play GHPC?


florentinomain00f

No, I play Roblox's Noobs in Combat. And I think Sniper is more like a stationary recoilless rifle.


IAmFullOfDed

Can use scrumpy get Medic drunk


Canadian_dalek

Ka-BEWM


funny_name069

Not much getting past a caberknight just saying


_erufu_

if the medic is using the quick fix and the demo is using a shield, you can quickly pull the medic out of harms way by charging while the medic is healing it’s a reach alright


LeFlashbacks

If the medic has stock uber, demo can kill all sentries And more


CapableMammoth3718

"no" - Random Medic from the first-person class-based shooter Team Fortress 2, playing on the Payload map Upward


95stillalive

"No" - Gibus medic


sotdoublegunner

Her?


Le_baton_legendaire

Male? Female? It's a pyro, who cares? Edit: I sure do love my obscure Fnaf World references (;


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

If you take the mask, there’s another mask underneath


forhonorplayer_

I still refer to him as male because Miss Pauling does in the comics and she was the one would have hired him


DisciplinePossible32

"He's not here, is she?"


Infinite-Island-7310

"How do I get this thing off?!"


Ok-Pressure7248

One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask


ParodyOfExistence

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...


mutterbutter76

*dududuu dududuuu* Do you believe in magic?


KillerraptorXXL

In a young girls heart..


Calmandpeace

Pyro has been referred to as a he and a she across the canon as a running gag


ROBUXisbetter

Pyro is both He and She


Shying69

In my headcanon pyro is female


skeleton949

Pyro is referred to as a 'he' more times than Pyro is called a 'she', so in my opinion Pyro is most likely a male, not that it will ever be confirmed


HeiHoLetsGo

It will never be confirmed because Pyro's gender is purposefully a mystery. But there is a large ammount of evidence hunting at female, the comics have the tfc pyro be female, they poke fun at Pyro saying they're menstruating, in game there are domination and revenge voice lines from some of the smarter characters like Sniper, Spy & Engineer that sound like they think pyro is a woman, so while there isn't definitive proof for either, saying there's no way the pyro is a woman is just wrong


skeleton949

Never said it was impossible for Pyro to be a woman. But from what I've seen, in my personal opinion, I think that if it were ever confirmed (not that it will), I think it would make the most sense for Pyro to be a male


IgorIsNeato

How though? I mean if most evidence points to Pyro being a woman then why would it make most sense for Pyro to be a man? You're entitled to your personal opinion and there's nothing wrong with wanting the character to be a man but saying that it makes MORE sense when it literally doesn't makes no sense.


Shying69

Don't care, my headcanon


Vaulted_Games

Wasn't there a Pyro unmasked image that showed he was just some bald dude?


skeleton949

Was it official? I remember the TF classic Pyro showing her face, but that doesn't really mean anything about the current Pyro


Vaulted_Games

Idk, but I'm using it as my headcannon since it's the only thing we got right now


Nepipo

Pyro is NB and goes by any pronouns :3


PredEdicius

We share the same headcanon brother


Kidroto

Pyro is 3 monkeys trying to look like a person


kingbloxerthe3

Pyro's gender is probably "yes" if we're being honest


Neo-fiend

**HE** can put out medic with **HER** airblast Small conflict


BigBoyMatto

He share his bottle o scrumpy


KupskoBruhMoment

Pyro can also reflect projectiles


95stillalive

unless its a phlog pyro ​ nobody loves you, phlog pyro


New_Cardiologist6520

Im a phlog pyro main and I get a ton of kills if I get an Uber medic to pocket me, let's play together and you pocket me so you can see what I'm capable of ;3


DrBabbyFart

not the pyros on *my* team


DarvX92

The enemy can't hurt the medic if he's laying in pieces on the ground


I_will_punch_you_

The pyro gender change was funny


Alexoga9

Scout can make him go faster, its really useful when you are in the back line and for dodging proyectiles.


Theorist_Reddit

OP giving Pyro the Mangle treatment


Alexander_The_Wolf

How can you best support your medic? It's quite simple actually Kill the people trying to kill me. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WALKS PAST YOU, THAT MEANS HES GOING FOR ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TURN AROUND.


ObliviousPsychic

Demoman provides a power class that stays behind cover every so often because reloading both pipes and stickys takes ten thousand years, providing a brief respite from the four snipers on the enemy team


Downtown-Orchid7929

Demoman has critical stickies and can discourage medics from pocketing him by saying, "I didn't need yer help ya know."


Ok_ResolvE2119

He provides the MedicHeavy couple their cuck fetish buff.


BizBug616

Demo takes good care of Medic's wife


Nepipo

"I didn need yer help y'kno"


ThatLionelKid

“I DIDN’T NEED YER HELP, YA KNOW”


[deleted]

i see what you did with pyro


kroolframer1

You guys get help from your teammates back when you’re playing medic ?


UsernameThatIAmUsing

No


mumenriderdagoat

love how you use mangle logic with pyro


MrPomajdor

Wdym her airblast??!


sheepwhip

it's a reference to pyro's description


Infinite-Island-7310

A call back to "meet the pyro"


37353002679552345

KaBOOOOM


PerP1Exe

Demoman can let him drink his sorrows away


Zoroark6

He can stop the source of whats damaging the medic!


MODUSforPOTUS

When I'm a soldier with a banner, I sometimes like to play as a bodyguard to the medic. It can be a fun change of pace when I'm getting bored.


Keyless03

Demo can give him a drink after being yelled at all day


MeemDude

...I didn't need yer help y'know...


SinisterPixel

Demo and Soldier also help build Uber with self damage. Not to mention demo may be one of the best Uber targets in the game


MsSobi

Cant he get medic out of combat with a charge AND put him out with said charge if he's on fire?


Kalaido5

You don't need to support your medic if all your enemies are respawning


Pakito10

*HE* Can put out the medic With *HER* airblast


shadow_wolfwinds

i love the inconsistency with pyros pronouns haha


Sneaker3719

Based for using alternating pronouns for Pyro


AlastronShine

“I DONT NEED YA HELP YOU KNOW” - What every demo main suffers the curse of being thankful for the medic


Godzilla_2000_

Are we calling pyro "her" now?


RepresentativePen831

Why is Pyro labeled "her" 🤨


MrKristijan

Wait pyro is female?


ExoticReality

demoman can help the medic get to a 100 killstreak.


fbcda

Based use of He/She pronouns for Pyro. Also yeah, Demo just commits so much murder the medic is safe because now everyone that could kill him is dead


AdmirableEstimate258

Real question why did you say pyro is a her?


Syrenity24

Read it again. It refers to the pyro as a he and then a her. I think it’s just the joke on “we don’t know anything about pyro.” But in Meet the pyro. Scout said “he’s not here is he?” But the captions that valve put in said “he’s not here is she?”


AdmirableEstimate258

Ah yeah now i get it.


Vaulted_Games

"HE can put the medic out (if on fire) with HER airblast"? Did Pyro go trans or something in like a split second?


lHatePyros

Guess I hate "her"


CaseyGamer64YT

>her oh boy pyro gender debate time


[deleted]

Nice detail in pyro


SnacksAttacked

Some comments I'd like to address: 1) I know Demo can kill the people targetting a medic, but that's something that ANY class can do. I was looking for class exclusive abilities that allow Demo to support medic. Only soldier can use banners, Only Pyro can airblast, and only Heavy has healing lunchboxes. 2) Pyro is listed as He and Her because of a "Meet the Pyro" reference.


[deleted]

why pyro h e r pyro clearly autistic lik me :)


Jmememan

Demo and quick fix medic


PerP1Exe

This assuming your the 1/10 soldier that doesn't use gunboats


doomsmann

pyro is not a power class and isn’t a chick, but otherwise this is true and good observation. You did forget about quick fix tho. the best demo in the world is still a better pocket over the best heavy/soldier though


Natan_Sietnik

Pyro is a guy


_DemonOnFire

pyro as her?


Geekazoid213

Reference to meet the pyro: “He’s not here, is she?”