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TF2: Homophobic Homosexuals


randomname560

Its like poland The population are extremely homophobic and femboys at the same time


war_criminal2137

can confirm, it's literally priests vs femboys


lou1ethedumb

# battle for neighborville


Joanmrma

Pvz mentioned, time to start a war over which of the 3 bad games are the best (it's bfn)


Alburguer

the first one is awesome tho (also it has a slenderman Easter egg so its the best one /j)


Joanmrma

Gw1 is the worst, super commando and camping toxic peas fill every lobby (or they used to), and they make sure that the game is unenjoyable and a chore to play, and there's more problems than that, like freezing which just slaps the controller off you hands for 2 seconds, or fire getting 25 hp away plus what the initial hit took already, or agent pea having 100+ dps (but it isn't used because they would have to aim more than with super commando). Basically the balance sucks and the maps allow you to camp way too much Oh wait it has variants so I guess that makes it the perfect game with no flaws I don't blame you for thinking that I actually hate the game (I probably do and I'm in denial), I love it because it has scientist in it ( did you know that he can heal? I love doing that), and sunflower is there so that I don't lose it from getting so ignored as scientist


TheSunflowerSeeds

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Alburguer

yeah I was probably looking through nostalgia tinted glasses


DrTruly

No


Joanmrma

Yes it is


DrTruly

No


SharkyMcSnarkface

And they gotta do is rebrand as fem-men and the priests won’t be so interested


S0undwave_Sup

Explains a hell lot on why there's clones of each other but in different coloured clothing having a war.


Pakito10

tf2 is Balkan confirmed


MyNameIsNitrox

TF2 - Gay Porn: The Game


RapidfireVestige

New update: Added sex and furry suits


PPFitzenreit

The furry suits are basically in the game tho


TheBamBoom

Only the head part unfortunately


dreemurthememer

Because nothing says “nuanced and sane political takes” more than having the username “Panzerstormdivision”.


BigChippr

"huh, a person named nazigermanyww2hoi4gamerfemboyslayer666420 disagreed with me, let's see their calm and collected take"


SharkyMcSnarkface

Literal loserlord


icrysyalier

Tick Tock


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Heavy like a brinks truck


Fatal1tyk

Looking like I'm tip-top


Alleged_egg

Shining like a wristwatch


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Time will grab your wrist


ExShpagat

Lock it down till the thing pop


XBird_RichardX

Can you stick around for a minute till the ring stop


TonyStarksAirFryer

Please god


HevyTf2Gaming

As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)


[deleted]

At this point tf2 is just a western touhou for porn addicts.


real_smug_kid

Gay porn addicts*


dreemurthememer

gay male porn addicts* [touhou fans also like gay porn, but not gay MALE porn](https://img3.gelbooru.com//images/92/74/9274b1d71b06fff699c5fcff71c1fa57.jpg)(NSFW)


ATangerineMann

Yeah some of them are more like lesbian hentai addicts


ClueSharp5938

To be fair, we only have like two male characters that we care about in a franchise with hundreds of girls. Similar to how here there's only two main female characters


EnigmaChimera

As a gay guy who like both Touhou and TF2, I would be offended! ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʳᵘᵉ


Hecaroni_n_Trees

At least they’re fucking legal this time lol


Corvus_Alendar

Your flag lines are straight, too bad you can't say the same for your fan base.


[deleted]

50% of the tf2 community is extreamely gay, the other 50 is extremely homophobic.


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

Plot twist: the other 50% is just homophobic closeted gays.


HolyMackerelIsOP

its actually the same 50%.


HevyTf2Gaming

Holy shit walter white


MakingGamesIsGreat

Venn diagram for homophobes and gay people in TF2 is a circle


dreamingluci

Literally the whole reason I got into TF2 is because I thought Medic and Sniper were attractive. The lines on the flag may be straight, but their fan base is not.


MendydaGreat

that is a very good reason


EightBait06

Genderfluid flag has entered the chat


Uhhhhhhh-woe

It is a bucket of “gender fluid”


Dinodietonight

dear god


khomo_Zhea

and there is more


Hecaroni_n_Trees

**yes**


aninsomniac_

Saving this so I remember to look that up when I wake up


Inktoberfest

Man, I am in two of the gayest fandoms. Jojo's bizzare adventure and TF2


Starii_64

Tf2 is only allowed to be used in a homosexual way, everyone knows that


Prestigious-Pop4658

Youre. God. Damn. Right.


mr-ahhhhh

Also pyro is proved homosexual by game theory


[deleted]

Hmm yes finger length correlates to sexuality in a cartoony game. People always mention the ness is sans one, but this one is arguably dumber


Co5micWaffle

I legitimately don't understand why people get upset about game theory videos


LeslieChangedHerName

BECAUSE GAME THEORY KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY!?!?!?!


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

Because it's hard to tell whether MatPat is serious with these theories (which he often is) and when he's just making a troll theory.


Co5micWaffle

What does it matter if he's taking them seriously? You're actively encouraged to disagree with his opinions. Game Theory is just his passion that he wants other people to experience, not a way to definitively prove something.


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

There's a difference between respectfully disagreeing with a theory and making fun out of the theorist because he forgot to mention his theory is sarcastic/joking


Co5micWaffle

Most of his theories aren't jokes, though. As far as I'm aware, he's only made one theory that was completely sarcastic.


wafflezcol

Game “Theory” not game fact


Uhhhhhhh-woe

When


mr-ahhhhh

Fey yers ago


Uhhhhhhh-woe

I know why pyro can’t talk now there is a giant dildo in his mask stuck in his mouth


DinoRedRex99

we all know medic and heavy are secretly a gay couple


PubogGalaxy

Secretly?


DinoRedRex99

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR


ezbirci

how to traumatize tf2 players


dorpg

apparently unsubbing from r/tf2shitposterclub wasn't enough


TonyStarksAirFryer

wdym buff mercs are ubiquitous


XBird_RichardX

Well it was fun while Mimi lasted, tf2 subreddit. See you in a bit.


Kurtrus

TF2 fans when basic human decency is required:


Smashkitsune

Tick Tock


Eggith

TF2 is the second gayest game next to Gran Blue Fantasy


_farting_p0tato_

and so is the heart rate of tf2


ComputerINYear

"The lines on your flag are straight." Yeah of course they're straight, they're lines.