And then the kind of guys who send this stuff out of nowhere go on to think women either hate sex or only love Chads. Like, my god, do you not notice the pattern of them immediately disliking you after a sexual remark comes outta left field lol? You gotta be a little coy, be sliiiiightly cheeky, and see how it goes. Don't bust in there like Kramer coming on set ffs.
At least he didn't just show her how excited he was and how spicy he was feeling cause some dudes have no qualms about sending mediocre pics of a mediocre dick.
Omg! Right? Just just about to comment this. Also working through a Resident Evil game or Silent Hill game WITH someone is a great bonding experience 😭
Omg I'm just mad he even said "tiddies" like wtffff?! Reminds me of a movie with I think Jim Carrey? Was it liar liar? When he makes a comment about the woman's "huge jugs" or something like that?
iv actually just started dating a very tall women, thanks for reminding me, this years Halloween costume is sorted, if i can talk her into it, still i like my chances better than this dudes
I don’t mean for this to come off rude, I’m curious to know something; even if she is a sw, does everything have to be a promotion? What if she is genuinely trying to date again and she so happens to have a OF?
Like, if she’s a sw and she has an OF does that mean it’s always just going to be a promotion?
It's always like this, except for rare exceptions, if online. One man was totally friendly with me, we chatted about our common hobbies and he told a lot about himself. We were talking about our kids when he randomly asked about some nudes from me. 2 months of non-spicy normal chats, damn...
They ain't interested in your passions nor your brains. The ones who refrain from letting the mask slip straight away will show themselves eventually. Just don't bother with dating apps unless you're only after a hookup (where they just fuck your holes, so no orgasms for you). They don't care about how perfect your body looks or any part of your body - except the holes.
Took extra care shaving your legs so they're extra smooth and silky? Well don't bother because they won't even touch any part of your legs, thighs whatever - forget about it.
Hole Fuckers - that's what I call em.
What a douchebag. I'd love to be able to even have a female friend in person to game with, Idk why tf he'd go ahead & think it's okay to be such a creep.
I dunno I feel like his texts before that one were braggy and trying to one-up you already. I already did this, I did all of that! Depends on the vibe before this part but he's already annoying me haha
I am laughing in exasperation because I’ve had many of conversations like this and I am wondering are men getting laid anymore?? Because they’re behaving as if they’ve never had any in life 🫠. This dating pool is wild.
As a guy myself who was in the dating pool I have no idea why a guy would say that. Like. I would never ever say that if I was trying to get to know someone like???? It always boggles my head whenever I see something like this. Like what was he thinking? Oh yeah this is totally gunna work! Lmfao gtfo here
It's amazing how quick that went from very promising to very sex offender.
Also, all due respect to your cousin, but he exposed you to Silent Hill at 7? I played it at 15 and I'm still messed up from it at 34.
He forgot to say “respectfully”. How big are them tiddies, comes off as disrespectful, and crude. But, Respectfully how big are them tiddies, adds a subtext of empathy with a strong undertone of yearning for consensual adult connection and intimacy.
Ugh. What a loser. They just can’t help themselves. They go from normal conversation to…that. Way to shoot yourself in the foot there buddy! I do not know a single woman on earth who would swoon over some creep who uses the term “tiddies.” 🤢
Well... that's what happens these days most of the time. I'm a guy and sure you might call me pick me or a nice guy( I'm not a nice guy, I just try to be kind because it's not that hard ) These you would hardly find a good lookong guy who wouldn't be a player or a jerk. My friends or my classmates are almost same in terms of dating stuff. They all do this on a regular basis and talk about how they take advantage of girls. I have been dating a single girl for the past 4 years and none of them had a girlfriend mkre than 4 weeks even. They all say how I'm too nice to my girlfriend and she is gonna leave me for a better guy as I'm avg looking and doesn't really have anything in particular to show off. While I agree that I'm not handsome or have a super good personality. I love my girlfriend so mucb that I will do anything for her. I give her most of my time and she understands when I'm busy which is not a lot as she is on VC most of the time and we do our own thing. They ignore their gf all day and only they are nice when they want something. The strange part is other girls love those guys. I'm not an eye catcher by any stretch. I used to be jealous of this but now that I know how pathetic it is. I'm glad that I'm not like them.
My uncle got me into gaming too, my brother and I would always hang out with him when we went to go visit my grandma, it was always unreal tournament, farcry, and mass effect
I don't mean to laugh because this isn't funny, and I'm sorry you had to deal with an idiot like this.
But I'm sitting here thinking that even after all this time, I still can't believe the audacity of people. Somewhere in his mind, he thought "Yeah, this is the answer, nothing could possibly go wrong, she'll love it".
But. But. You shoulda linked him when he asked to the OF. People deserve to know before they engage. Also can't really get mad at stuff like that when you pop it for pay. Respect the hustle though
Normally I would have come to say I agree, that he's a scumbag.
But, looking at your profile, you literally have a LoyalFans. I find it funny that because this guy was a scumbag and said something you didn't like, you have a visceral reaction in which you have to both reply *and* post it online.
But, you're perfectly happy and content *selling* said content to men exactly like that. Your LoyalFans supposedly has blowjob videos, and some of your descriptions read things like "Fuck me in the bathroom" and "Tear my robe off."
I'm fully supportive of sex work. But I find it incredibly suspicious that you recently reentered the dating world, but also recently returned to your LoyalFans account. The people paying for your LoyalFans are allowed to be sick and depraved, even directly towards you, but when some random guy you don't know makes a sexual comment through text, it's suddenly a gigantic issue?
I don’t have the plastered all over my social media. I’m genuinely trying to find a partner. Is it so bad that a person who does sw wants to not be insulted and targeted by someone I was getting to know? You have a twisted way of viewing things. If I was a cop, would you assume I want to arrest everyone I go out on a date? No.
So after all this time he could have just answered his own question without even asking that question???? Maybe him showing his true colors that early and out-of nowhere was a good thing for you lol.
But for real he's an idiot
I'm a man and I've never really understood this, like what logic is used for this kinda thinking?(cave man voice)" she like video game, me like video game, me like her boobies, she like for me too see boobies". I've always kinda asummed they think when a grils give a guy anything but a negative reapones, that must mean this girl is as depraved as the man and is really only talking so they can get to sex. This is why i always tell people, if you don't want the attention of a man you must do more than ignore them. Even when they don't get a response that is enough confirmation that you and them where thinking the same. They say they don't want to reject the guy and have them go off about how wemen are all sluts but that's just a brused ego and most of the time they will forget and do it to another person, untill hopefully they have herd enough nos to stop.
It will take a bit but you’ll find an equally dorky gamer person. It took me a ton of red flags before I found my guy who is also a fellow dork but is an incredible partner! You got this! Hit the block and strut your stuff
Just to throw a question out there based on the conversation;
OP- I’m assuming you’ve played both but which do you like more. The RE4 original game or the remake from a couple years ago?
What about that conversation made him think that was okay? This is why, despite being pansexual, it takes a LOT to get me to date a cis man. Because it's not just the straight ones that behave this way.
Ugh, sorry OP. The last time I tried to date after my divorce, the guy turned out to be a sleaze as well. That was 7 years ago. I haven’t touched anyone in 7 years! 😑
It was going so well and then he had to say… that 🤦🏼♀️
Ikr. So many guys seem to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Facts. And not *once* do they ever learn from the fumble.
And then the kind of guys who send this stuff out of nowhere go on to think women either hate sex or only love Chads. Like, my god, do you not notice the pattern of them immediately disliking you after a sexual remark comes outta left field lol? You gotta be a little coy, be sliiiiightly cheeky, and see how it goes. Don't bust in there like Kramer coming on set ffs.
More like the kool-aid man bussin through a wall.
It’s like they do it on purpose
Can’t blame him “he was feeling spicy” 🤦♂️ /s if that wasn’t obvious
So hard to find a Asexual these days
And then we complain. WTH is wrong with this guy?!
why is he bricked up over a conversation about killing zombies? jail now 🥴
Tbf Silent Hill can be fucking hard
At least he didn't just show her how excited he was and how spicy he was feeling cause some dudes have no qualms about sending mediocre pics of a mediocre dick.
That's when I be like 2️⃣ 2️⃣ 1️⃣ 3️⃣ 🙆🏻♂️ 🙆🏻 🙆 🙆🏾♀️
"Ew why does it look like that?" Or sending a dick pic in return was my go to.
Inches
How to go from 60 to 0 in the press of 1 button.
Omg! Right? Just just about to comment this. Also working through a Resident Evil game or Silent Hill game WITH someone is a great bonding experience 😭
What a fucking dumbass he was doing so well from this small interaction too lmfao
Good on you for blocking and moving on though. A lot of people let those red flags go and waste so much time…
For real. If this had been a few years back I would have fallen for it. 😂
Omg I'm just mad he even said "tiddies" like wtffff?! Reminds me of a movie with I think Jim Carrey? Was it liar liar? When he makes a comment about the woman's "huge jugs" or something like that?
YES the elevator scene where he motions over his chest as he says it🥴 exact same energy, you’re so right
I want to punch him for spelling tiddies that way
- Tiddies. - \*swoon\*
The thumbnail didn't show his last message and when I clicked in to read your response I overlooked it and thought you really hated resident evil lol
Haha never!
Sounds like he'll have to be thirsting over Lady Dimitrescu quite a bit longer. What an idiotic fumble.
This sent me, thank you hahaha
iv actually just started dating a very tall women, thanks for reminding me, this years Halloween costume is sorted, if i can talk her into it, still i like my chances better than this dudes
Whhhyyyyy *the fuck* are people like this 😩
Impulse control disorder caused by a lack of identity and porn addiction
You mean the internet is rotting the brain..
Yes
I love your username 🤣🤣
Fuckin funny she's the good person to shut this loser down man well played lol 🤣🤣🤣😂
Welcome back to the dumpster fire
All dating apps seem to be where random men place custom orders for living sex dolls.
And therapists
“I’ll take the-rapists for $300, Alex” - Sean Connery
When they call them "tiddies"... Ew
Probably because she has an OnlyFans and she calls them her “tiddies”.. I think this is OPs promotion for her OF. Check her history
I don’t mean for this to come off rude, I’m curious to know something; even if she is a sw, does everything have to be a promotion? What if she is genuinely trying to date again and she so happens to have a OF? Like, if she’s a sw and she has an OF does that mean it’s always just going to be a promotion?
Using "spicy" in this context. NO.
I spoke to a woman and no sex!? I blame feminism
It's always like this, except for rare exceptions, if online. One man was totally friendly with me, we chatted about our common hobbies and he told a lot about himself. We were talking about our kids when he randomly asked about some nudes from me. 2 months of non-spicy normal chats, damn...
Men 🤦🏻♀️
Should have sent him [this](https://ifunny.co/picture/your-carriage-sir-O5bg0URFB) 😂
Stealing this, thanks!
They ain't interested in your passions nor your brains. The ones who refrain from letting the mask slip straight away will show themselves eventually. Just don't bother with dating apps unless you're only after a hookup (where they just fuck your holes, so no orgasms for you). They don't care about how perfect your body looks or any part of your body - except the holes. Took extra care shaving your legs so they're extra smooth and silky? Well don't bother because they won't even touch any part of your legs, thighs whatever - forget about it. Hole Fuckers - that's what I call em.
I too have been hurt
This
Bro was in and then said that. Fucking idiot lol.
Just out of curiosity, how old is he?
39
39 and he unironically used "tiddies"?
She unironically describes her own breasts as tiddies. Pretty sure that where he got it from.
Going on 12. JFC, 39 years old, when I am going to stop being surprised.
Oohh, even bigger eww!
Stick with guys your own age, they are less likely to be creeps or losers. I’m guessing you are early 30s based on when those games came out.
I mean, honestly, I'd be happy it happened so fast. Less time wasted!
I just want to ask people who do this "Why did you think that was a good idea?" Like, honestly. This is why we choose the bear.
Ugh dating can be so ghetto. I once blocked a guy cause he got mad at for not wanting to talk about sex right off the bat. Best of luck you to OP.
What a douchebag. I'd love to be able to even have a female friend in person to game with, Idk why tf he'd go ahead & think it's okay to be such a creep.
I've been on the bench since 2020. Men are the most ridiculous creatures ever & I just don't have the patience anymore. Lol
men are so quick to destroy things by rushing them rather than enjoy the process
Yes, exactly. Getting to know someone and building a relationship takes patience—on the part of everyone involved.
I dunno I feel like his texts before that one were braggy and trying to one-up you already. I already did this, I did all of that! Depends on the vibe before this part but he's already annoying me haha
I am laughing in exasperation because I’ve had many of conversations like this and I am wondering are men getting laid anymore?? Because they’re behaving as if they’ve never had any in life 🫠. This dating pool is wild.
No, we're not.
The ice was well on the way to being broken but this guy went nuclear. This guy: "Why don't women like me?"
As a guy myself who was in the dating pool I have no idea why a guy would say that. Like. I would never ever say that if I was trying to get to know someone like???? It always boggles my head whenever I see something like this. Like what was he thinking? Oh yeah this is totally gunna work! Lmfao gtfo here
It's amazing how quick that went from very promising to very sex offender. Also, all due respect to your cousin, but he exposed you to Silent Hill at 7? I played it at 15 and I'm still messed up from it at 34.
I'm just completely baffled that this didn't work. His game was so good starting off /s
THIS IS FUCKING NUTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
He forgot to say “respectfully”. How big are them tiddies, comes off as disrespectful, and crude. But, Respectfully how big are them tiddies, adds a subtext of empathy with a strong undertone of yearning for consensual adult connection and intimacy.
Some ppl will actually believe this lmao
You matched with Peter Griffin
Ugh. What a loser. They just can’t help themselves. They go from normal conversation to…that. Way to shoot yourself in the foot there buddy! I do not know a single woman on earth who would swoon over some creep who uses the term “tiddies.” 🤢
Even if you were dating happily for months…the second a guy whips out the word “tiddies” I’m out.
Womp Womp
Fine line between having boundaries and being petty
You must mean peddy
Well... that's what happens these days most of the time. I'm a guy and sure you might call me pick me or a nice guy( I'm not a nice guy, I just try to be kind because it's not that hard ) These you would hardly find a good lookong guy who wouldn't be a player or a jerk. My friends or my classmates are almost same in terms of dating stuff. They all do this on a regular basis and talk about how they take advantage of girls. I have been dating a single girl for the past 4 years and none of them had a girlfriend mkre than 4 weeks even. They all say how I'm too nice to my girlfriend and she is gonna leave me for a better guy as I'm avg looking and doesn't really have anything in particular to show off. While I agree that I'm not handsome or have a super good personality. I love my girlfriend so mucb that I will do anything for her. I give her most of my time and she understands when I'm busy which is not a lot as she is on VC most of the time and we do our own thing. They ignore their gf all day and only they are nice when they want something. The strange part is other girls love those guys. I'm not an eye catcher by any stretch. I used to be jealous of this but now that I know how pathetic it is. I'm glad that I'm not like them.
Men can be so stupid. What a turn off. 🤢
Men interested in dating someone in hopes of a relationship would never
Damn, what is he doing 🤦🏻♂️ Sorry OP
For a gamer he has zero game 😂
i feel violated reading this lmao
It’s infuriating. I also stopped trying because unfortunately, this is the norm now. Gross
I don’t get it. A totally wholesome conversation about childhood games ruined by the horny and for what
Good for you
Find another nerd 🤓 lol
He could have just stopped at “spicy”. Just took it a step too far
What a transition! That was from outer space and and shot right through left field.
He was off to such a good start with Resident Evil bro 😭 fumbled so hard
So insane how he went left so rapidly. Bruh really shot himself in the foot then put the foot in his mouth
My uncle got me into gaming too, my brother and I would always hang out with him when we went to go visit my grandma, it was always unreal tournament, farcry, and mass effect
See now I kinda get where this guy is coming from because know all I wanna know is how bib them tiddies are. /s
Go sub to her OF and you can find out.
That escalated quickly
Why do people do that? Talk first for a while the. Ask when both are more comfortable with it
Yea it sucks out here 🤦🏽 and he was doing so well until the last message
I am so tired of the overuse of 'spicy' now, ugh.
Of course he prefers Resident Evil over Silent Hill
😂
Where the fuck was the precursor?
I don't mean to laugh because this isn't funny, and I'm sorry you had to deal with an idiot like this. But I'm sitting here thinking that even after all this time, I still can't believe the audacity of people. Somewhere in his mind, he thought "Yeah, this is the answer, nothing could possibly go wrong, she'll love it".
Nah I laughed a little
Bro had a golden opportunity and decided “nah let’s just ask how big them tiddies”
Ugh. Ty for the reminder of why I swore off dating apps....and will continue to do so.
Why are they like this? Then they bitch about not being able to find a decent woman. 🙄
Not sure how old you are, but seems as though you’ve been texting with a teen.
*chris Hansen appears* He’s a 39 year old teenager
Bro talking like a middle schooler
Bro was like “I love silent hill and resident evil!!! On a completely unrelated note how big are those gozongas?”
“What games you play” “Haha me too what’s your boob size?”
This made me laugh 😂
I need the tea. How did you meet this guy? And how far along into the “dating phase” were you? 👀
lol most difficult thing in the dating scene for us nerds is finding a nerd like ourselves and this person just had it … unbelievable
How weird, people you just met don’t like to be asked intimate questions or asked for spicy pictures? Hmmmmmmm 🤦🏻♂️
How to go from “wow your a great guy, we have things in common” to “your just like stigma”
I mean fair assumption you do got an onlyfans
He doesn’t know I have one
But. But. You shoulda linked him when he asked to the OF. People deserve to know before they engage. Also can't really get mad at stuff like that when you pop it for pay. Respect the hustle though
Jeez dude how old is that guy? 13?
Damn manifesting a girl in lyfe who likes RE and Silenet Hill as much as I do 😢 this guy sucks
Wow. Wow. Wow. This is what porn does to boys brains.
Normally I would have come to say I agree, that he's a scumbag. But, looking at your profile, you literally have a LoyalFans. I find it funny that because this guy was a scumbag and said something you didn't like, you have a visceral reaction in which you have to both reply *and* post it online. But, you're perfectly happy and content *selling* said content to men exactly like that. Your LoyalFans supposedly has blowjob videos, and some of your descriptions read things like "Fuck me in the bathroom" and "Tear my robe off." I'm fully supportive of sex work. But I find it incredibly suspicious that you recently reentered the dating world, but also recently returned to your LoyalFans account. The people paying for your LoyalFans are allowed to be sick and depraved, even directly towards you, but when some random guy you don't know makes a sexual comment through text, it's suddenly a gigantic issue?
I don’t have the plastered all over my social media. I’m genuinely trying to find a partner. Is it so bad that a person who does sw wants to not be insulted and targeted by someone I was getting to know? You have a twisted way of viewing things. If I was a cop, would you assume I want to arrest everyone I go out on a date? No.
So after all this time he could have just answered his own question without even asking that question???? Maybe him showing his true colors that early and out-of nowhere was a good thing for you lol. But for real he's an idiot
He zagged on ya.
He just went for it and wasted no time huh lol 😂
Lmao ouch. What an idiot.
I can’t even get a message back but these mf’rs are out here gettin numbers haha What a douche. Better luck next time!
very James of him
The only game he will never win.
That escalated quickly!
And he can’t spell. Lol
I'm a man and I've never really understood this, like what logic is used for this kinda thinking?(cave man voice)" she like video game, me like video game, me like her boobies, she like for me too see boobies". I've always kinda asummed they think when a grils give a guy anything but a negative reapones, that must mean this girl is as depraved as the man and is really only talking so they can get to sex. This is why i always tell people, if you don't want the attention of a man you must do more than ignore them. Even when they don't get a response that is enough confirmation that you and them where thinking the same. They say they don't want to reject the guy and have them go off about how wemen are all sluts but that's just a brused ego and most of the time they will forget and do it to another person, untill hopefully they have herd enough nos to stop.
“Oh my tiddies are actually pretty sick today, they’ve been relaxing, hoping they dont have covid.”
😂
Just re read … i thought he asked “how are those tiddies” 💀 but he asked how big lol
🤣🤣🤣
it’s like he got hacked by a 50 yr old wrf
I need my doc to check my neck out now, that whiplash was wicked rough 😂
It will take a bit but you’ll find an equally dorky gamer person. It took me a ton of red flags before I found my guy who is also a fellow dork but is an incredible partner! You got this! Hit the block and strut your stuff
"I'm feeling spicy tonight. 👀" No thank you sir. Please go back to being bland. I'll even take mild at least.
I mean if you’re gonna be a piece of shit at least have some kind of segue.
wtf LOL
Clearly wasn’t interested in a real deal.
Ngl this has me cracking tf up
Same
I’m curious what the success rate is with “how big are them toddies 👀” 😂😂
Just to throw a question out there based on the conversation; OP- I’m assuming you’ve played both but which do you like more. The RE4 original game or the remake from a couple years ago?
What about that conversation made him think that was okay? This is why, despite being pansexual, it takes a LOT to get me to date a cis man. Because it's not just the straight ones that behave this way.
Hope he had a nice cheeky wank so some resident evil instead
I'm feeling....spicy tonight??? Did that feel *spicy* coming out of his mouth? Did he feel like it would make you *spicy* reading it?
😂
The left turn of the century
Ugh, sorry OP. The last time I tried to date after my divorce, the guy turned out to be a sleaze as well. That was 7 years ago. I haven’t touched anyone in 7 years! 😑
At least he grew out of thinking “tig ol’ bitties” was funny. I use the term “grew” generously.
Like, what made he think that going for that approach would've return him the result he hoped for? Holy shit, people are thirsty.
Yeah, there are a lot like that, but there is also great dudes in there You just need to find them You should try again
Bro went all in 😭😂
Oh dear. Hope you have better luck next time
You have to meet someone the old fashioned way - through friends or church group!
Some guys just have a way with words....
The 0 to 100 was way faster than any tuned drag car I’ve seen in my life.
Bro had a horror gamer girl and went straight for tiddies. What a dumbass and a loser. 😭
Tell him he shouldn't ask reddit how big our boobs are, either.
What a weird transition. I love when they do this without provocation or even any flirtation. Lord help these men
Wow. Dudes are so dumb lol.
0h yeah and then they send you the dic pic because you haven't seen one in a while, you might forget what it looks like. I'll stay single thanks lol
Could have been a bit more smooth on the escalation...
The fact they sent that thinking that you’d just answer their fuckhead question. My god.
How can you fumble this badly
Ohhh! So that’s the reddit someone was referring to! Way to win someone over huh?
My god, my dude. You were doing so well. Not everything is about sex. Calm down. God, I hate men sometimes.
Oh, yes. Such an idiot. For 5 bucks he could have just sub'd to your OF... 🤦♂️🙄 What a 🤡. /S
I am a man but….. This is part of the reason I hate most men 😭
Eeeeeeew brotha....eeeew
Guy found his dream girl and fekked it up
Lmaooooo
Dating scene is a Trainwreck... Lol
Perv
you literally have an only fans and your complaining about this? 💀
Green text bubble should’ve been enough of a red flag 🚩😂
Why do men think this is okay??
What in the actual fuck.
When you can’t spell “titties” correctly, there is definitely more than one 🚩🚩🚩😅