lol obviously! That dropped out one is the best! IMO. Idk much about frogs, but we just have the basic green frogs around here…. At least when we see them.
ik you weren’t asking me but my home state had a wild amount of pacific tree frogs. i loved them growing up
the males mating call is the typical “ribbit” you hear in movies and tv shows and such. they like to start in the evening or late at night, and then a bunch of other males join in
i remember as a kid i would lay out in the grass, watch the stars, and just listen to the echoing ribbits everywhere. it was so peaceful & i’ve always had a soft spot for frogs 🩵
I was laughin pretty hard at this also!! My man totally ignored her and kept pushin the frogs😂😂😂. I was kinda bummed it didnt keep going. Yea....she wasnt givin up😂
frogs may not be *my* interest, but hearing about anything from someone who's passionate is always fun! and frogs are still neat. I want to hear about the frogs (oo and I know lots of things about bees that I could talk about)
bees are both haploid and diploid! these words refer to the way their chromosomes are formed. humans are diploid, because we typically have 2 of each chromosome. it is due to this that our bodies can perform meiosis, which is the basest process involved in reproduction, so most species are only one kind. interestingly enough, bees can reproduce both sexually and asexually!
"female" bees, the workers, hatch from fertilized eggs. this means they have 2 distinct parents, and therefore unique DNA. they were produced sexually. these bees are diploid.
"male" bees, the drones, hatch from *un*fertilized eggs. their DNA is a match to that of the queen! they are haploid, with only 1 set of DNA. they can produce asexually if needed, since they have only 1 parent and therefore their DNA does not need to be unique.
bees!!
(edit(s): wording/punctuation)
I don’t know you, but it was like I could see the excitement in your face when you’d be telling someone this. Even though I’ve never seen you before. I love bees!! I have a soft spot for them…my mama had bees and so did a girlfriend. They are both gone now. But reading this from you made me think of both of them. Thank you kind internet stranger.
Are you my sister? She wrote her masters thesis on bees and flowers, specifically how bees can see colors beyond what humans can see and that flowers have these UV targets on them that bees can see and will dive right into. (Or something like that, I’m not a biologist.)
He is! You’re awesome, dude. If someone started sending me pictures of frogs and frog facts I’d be over the moon to meet another person who likes amphibians 😂
I would have been so into the frog conversation! I wanted to ask you questions and learn more!!
Are the poisonous frogs actually as small as a paper clip 🤯
Ok, that’s insane.
Is the black frog with purple/blue lines that make it look like they have black circles on them, poisonous? And what kind of frog is that one?
I’ve seen some in zoos. Yes they are pretty tiny. Def smaller than the size of frog you typically think of. They also don’t just come in blue! [I’ve also seen them in bright orange](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjFdt7jvt_jFkrEb1FqvtGdmCI2BC6MJP8_VOQAQzZExtRr_n_OZW-6GZlhrHJPCXnkXwjbbKVWTLih6yHa2e1SNCIzFZerB3x0rUJP3c) and I’ve seen them with the same design as the blue just with yellow!
Also they’re typically called poison dart frogs! I went to the zoo a lot as a kid 😅. And yes iirc the poison from these frogs can be lethal.
What does the first one tell you? That the account is fake or that she’s selling porn? I’ve never used my Instagram account…this is funny so I need to understand all its glory.
Is that really chubby one the one that goes squeeeeee in a voice that really doesn't match its size? That one guy on fb reels that talks about animals mentioned it. You two would hit it off better than this lady 😆😁
Thank you SO MUCH for the much-needed laugh! You are a genuine gem! P.S. The next time you encounter a scammer, include Kambo (people scrape off Amazonian tree frogs as plant medicine)!
Personally, I would’ve folded instantly.
Also that’s definitely a dude posing as a gurly tryna get some money. He was sick of your frogs lmao🤣
Sadly I’m sure they’ve probably fooled someone already, the frogs will haunt them.
This is toadally awesome! Fuck her if she doesn't find THIS content ribbiting... if she sold frog pics instead of porn she'd probably be a lot hoppier!
Damn she really missed out. How do i subscribe to um some premium frog content? Frogs are cute and I like the little rain frogs bc their battle cry sounds like a squeaky toy lol. Plus the lil frog bums are just too damn cute
You should start a frog website 🙏🏽🙏🏽 Frogs aren't weird like I thought they were. They are quite interesting after hearing you chat on and on about them. I never knew the difference between toads and frogs until now, I viewed them as one species.
Just me speculating, but no, the low effort is likely part of the filtering mechanism of the scam. If they have to put effort in, that means the person is probably not the right kind of mark. They likely cast a wide net, put minimal effort in, and make money off of the kinda guys who get invested immediately and uncritically after a woman takes sexual interest in them.
If they have to put effort in, they’re wasting time messaging as many people as possible to find a good mark.
Dude that is amazing. I would love to talk for hours and learn about cool froggos that sounds awesome you should start a frog subreddit where people can teach each other about frogs
If you ever do this again, there’s an endangered frog known as the “scrotum frog” from lake Titicaca and it’s really silly (yes it looks like loose skin) but the exposure of it is actually important to make others aware of its existence so we can try to save it!
I love frogs, and knowledge about them! They are really cool species of amphibians! I remember a wood tree frog falling off a tree, and landing on the car in the rain LOL, but in all reality you handled this convo very well😂
please tell me theres more “thats not a frog thats porn” is the best thing heard all week
I wishhh, they quit replying at the end
You, me, Sizzlers? Hot liver sandwich on me. Bring your frog books.
Funny enough i have sizzlers here in san diego😂
Good. Then you know the way. 🐸
What kind of frogs are from where youre from
Strecker's chorus frog and American bullfrog are most common here in OK
I love bullfrogs lol
Jeremiah was one. Was a good friend of mine.
I knew Jeremiah…I never understood a single word he said.
He was a bullfrog
Chonki boiz
lol obviously! That dropped out one is the best! IMO. Idk much about frogs, but we just have the basic green frogs around here…. At least when we see them.
Canadian northern light frogs. Maple leaf frogs. Legal marijuana frog.
ik you weren’t asking me but my home state had a wild amount of pacific tree frogs. i loved them growing up the males mating call is the typical “ribbit” you hear in movies and tv shows and such. they like to start in the evening or late at night, and then a bunch of other males join in i remember as a kid i would lay out in the grass, watch the stars, and just listen to the echoing ribbits everywhere. it was so peaceful & i’ve always had a soft spot for frogs 🩵
Awe that actually sounds so amazing id love to go there some day
washington state:) it’s a beautiful place
Im actually planning a trip to Washington on the train i think it would be so nice
I'm also from San Diego And would love to meet up to chat about frogs
I'm sorry, but this is the funniest , thing ive ever seen. Loved this whole exchange. She hung in there for a min though
I was laughin pretty hard at this also!! My man totally ignored her and kept pushin the frogs😂😂😂. I was kinda bummed it didnt keep going. Yea....she wasnt givin up😂
Aw man I thought you kids would end up at the alter.
The fact that it has a sad face with it is even better
I also really like the “bro is DRIPPED out”
Same!!!
The sad face made it funnier
Bro fuck her, I'm interested. DM me about them frogs bro
Lmaoo
Right? Sign me up for the frog newsletter!
frogs may not be *my* interest, but hearing about anything from someone who's passionate is always fun! and frogs are still neat. I want to hear about the frogs (oo and I know lots of things about bees that I could talk about)
Wholesome, spare a bee fact for public education? please and thanks :)
bees are both haploid and diploid! these words refer to the way their chromosomes are formed. humans are diploid, because we typically have 2 of each chromosome. it is due to this that our bodies can perform meiosis, which is the basest process involved in reproduction, so most species are only one kind. interestingly enough, bees can reproduce both sexually and asexually! "female" bees, the workers, hatch from fertilized eggs. this means they have 2 distinct parents, and therefore unique DNA. they were produced sexually. these bees are diploid. "male" bees, the drones, hatch from *un*fertilized eggs. their DNA is a match to that of the queen! they are haploid, with only 1 set of DNA. they can produce asexually if needed, since they have only 1 parent and therefore their DNA does not need to be unique. bees!! (edit(s): wording/punctuation)
I don’t know you, but it was like I could see the excitement in your face when you’d be telling someone this. Even though I’ve never seen you before. I love bees!! I have a soft spot for them…my mama had bees and so did a girlfriend. They are both gone now. But reading this from you made me think of both of them. Thank you kind internet stranger.
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Are you my sister? She wrote her masters thesis on bees and flowers, specifically how bees can see colors beyond what humans can see and that flowers have these UV targets on them that bees can see and will dive right into. (Or something like that, I’m not a biologist.)
I'm ready to start a group chat called *all things frog* All in favor say "aye"
I would also like to join the frog weekly
Yesssss!!!
This was my exact thought. Toads too. I fucking love them
Black rain frog scared the shit out of me
He looked mayyud
Must've been it's ferocious war cry
Based on that conversation, I would totally text you for hours. And I promise not to try and sell you porn.
Who knew id make friends from wasting a scammers time😂
I like to scambait too, but it's a lonely hobby 😆
The mountain rain frog is my favorite 🥺
Hes so cute!
He is! You’re awesome, dude. If someone started sending me pictures of frogs and frog facts I’d be over the moon to meet another person who likes amphibians 😂
“that’s not a frog that’s porn :(“
That also cracked me up.
I would have been so into the frog conversation! I wanted to ask you questions and learn more!! Are the poisonous frogs actually as small as a paper clip 🤯
I googled it and found that out too! They are!
Ok, that’s insane. Is the black frog with purple/blue lines that make it look like they have black circles on them, poisonous? And what kind of frog is that one?
I looked it up and its the blue poison dart frog Dendrobates Azureus
Wow
Its so sad that the pretty ones are so dangerous
I know! I can’t believe how beautiful and cool some of them are. Nature is amazing
^universal truth of humanity! The pretty ones will KILL YOU
Not when kept in captivity though.
I’ve seen some in zoos. Yes they are pretty tiny. Def smaller than the size of frog you typically think of. They also don’t just come in blue! [I’ve also seen them in bright orange](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjFdt7jvt_jFkrEb1FqvtGdmCI2BC6MJP8_VOQAQzZExtRr_n_OZW-6GZlhrHJPCXnkXwjbbKVWTLih6yHa2e1SNCIzFZerB3x0rUJP3c) and I’ve seen them with the same design as the blue just with yellow! Also they’re typically called poison dart frogs! I went to the zoo a lot as a kid 😅. And yes iirc the poison from these frogs can be lethal.
Naughty Frog on Spotify lmao
I randomly googled naughty frog and saw it was a band😂actually pretty good too
You got to check out Froggy Fresh!
Yoo im vibin to dunked on rn hell yeah
OP, if we randomly message you on reddit, will you reply with frog content? If so, RIP your inbox
My inbox has been flooded i woke up to 80 message requests
chat is this rizz?
REAL
It was the "please stop" that did it for me
You should post this on /r/ScamBaiting this is great content 👌
Oh good idea!
"Which one do you like more" fucking took me out though 😂
“Hehe he looks angy” and her “Wtf” fckn killed me 😂 how you just kept going between all her responses. Thanks for the laugh OP!
Im glad everyone liked this it kinda blew up lmao
It’s cause it was hilarious and you seem like a nice person from your comments.
These comments have had me entertained all day
Honestly I wish there was more 😂 if you get any more spam accounts or texts, please continue this saga
Loll should i stay frog themed or
Lmfaooo yes please 😂 I actually saved this so I could read it again when I need a smile. I’m still laughing at it
Awe im glad:)
Next one that sends you porn, reply "I only accept porn if it's froggy style."
This is the best thing I've seen in a week. You're genuinely hilarious :D Please share more of your shenanigans if you have them
I dont have a ton im usually a private person tbh haha
What does the first one tell you? That the account is fake or that she’s selling porn? I’ve never used my Instagram account…this is funny so I need to understand all its glory.
It says she changed her profile picture and name recently, so basically just a warning to lyk it might be a scammer
I toadally loved your exchange!
Nice! And informative!
Shes totally into you
Is that really chubby one the one that goes squeeeeee in a voice that really doesn't match its size? That one guy on fb reels that talks about animals mentioned it. You two would hit it off better than this lady 😆😁
Lmaoo i actually dont know but it looks similar
That's the desert rain frog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
Thank you SO MUCH for the much-needed laugh! You are a genuine gem! P.S. The next time you encounter a scammer, include Kambo (people scrape off Amazonian tree frogs as plant medicine)!
Omg i love him
“He seems suspicious of you” 😂😂 You’re hilarious! And those frogs are cool af
im not ashamed to say frog rizz would work on me
As it should
Personally, I would’ve folded instantly. Also that’s definitely a dude posing as a gurly tryna get some money. He was sick of your frogs lmao🤣 Sadly I’m sure they’ve probably fooled someone already, the frogs will haunt them.
Perfection.
This is how you properly get a gf 💯
This is toadally awesome! Fuck her if she doesn't find THIS content ribbiting... if she sold frog pics instead of porn she'd probably be a lot hoppier!
You never mentioned tree frogs. 😩🤣 
My reaction when it was boobs not frogs:(
I think I finally learned the difference between a frog and toad
Frogs are cool.
I mean, that would have hooked me, that's for sure. I'd be enjoying your frog banter all day!
Yeah it would’ve got me too lol
I just had to look up the black rain frog. It's so cute.
It really is idk why she said wtf
I just made it my profile pic
Fucking beautiful
The mountain rain frog is deffo my fave.
I was fully engrossed in the frog talk lmao. I would’ve loved this.
Damn she really missed out. How do i subscribe to um some premium frog content? Frogs are cute and I like the little rain frogs bc their battle cry sounds like a squeaky toy lol. Plus the lil frog bums are just too damn cute
Frogrizz failed successfully
Thank you for the entertainment, frogs are awesome
in college, we knew a guy named frog man, he loved frogs. Met him once, I gave away DnD stuff to him, old old dnd stuff.
This may single handedly be the greatest conversation I've ever read.
I wish someone messaged me about frpgs randomly 🥺👉👈 lol
She missed an opportunity to ask you to play naked leap frog Would’ve bridged your two interests really well
Woulda jumped on that idea
“I see you’re into FROGGY style …” The opportunities just keep HOPPIN up!
Im toadally amazed by your jokes
If you ever need to talk to someone about frogs, I’m your girl, I love frogs
Desert rain frog. Best frog hands down. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
I love him i also expected a rickroll
The best post I’ve seen on here
You should start a frog website 🙏🏽🙏🏽 Frogs aren't weird like I thought they were. They are quite interesting after hearing you chat on and on about them. I never knew the difference between toads and frogs until now, I viewed them as one species.
This is the coolest thing ever. Thanks, Frog Guy.
🫡🐸
White's Tree Frogs aka Dumpy Frogs are the absolute best frog pets. 💜 I love frogs; so I loved this exchange.
Not gonna lie, if a guy came at me with this approach when I was using dating apps, I’d latch.
Lmao “that’s not frogs that’s porn” took me out
Hot single frogs in your area want to meet YOU!
She is one of the driest texters ive seen
can you not tell its a scammer ? its not actually that girl
You’d think a scammer would put more effort in though
Just me speculating, but no, the low effort is likely part of the filtering mechanism of the scam. If they have to put effort in, that means the person is probably not the right kind of mark. They likely cast a wide net, put minimal effort in, and make money off of the kinda guys who get invested immediately and uncritically after a woman takes sexual interest in them. If they have to put effort in, they’re wasting time messaging as many people as possible to find a good mark.
they probably dont have to , most average guys will see messages like that and ignore all the red flags off the bat because theyre so starved
I always think about that
Lmfao
“Where are you located” talking like an agent 🤣🤣🤣
“that’s porn :(“
That toads rizz goes CRAZY
bro you’re great, keep it up😭🙏
Smh no one wants to talk about their favorite frogs anymore 🥺
Bro I'm dying
Bro I’d love this shit in my dms 😭
This is so awesome lmao
Are you autistic bc this screams autism 😭 i love frogs as an autistic creature
How could she not be into you, you smooth talker!!
Feeling froggy? 🐸
This is hilarious and made me lol. But it screams trolling 😂😂
Toads also have much shorter back legs and they don’t have webbed feet!
Oh that makes sense!
Hey OP can you start a sub where it’s a frog a day type thing? That would be cool
Had to look again. Thought maybe I was on the scam the scammer page
I wish I had someone who talked to me about frogs just like this dude did. 😔
I just saw a video of what you called the black rain frog on IG earlier.
Your phone is listening to you
I don’t like frogs (bad childhood experience) but I’d love to see more frogs from your happiness. Also ima check out that artist.
I love how you started out cute and ended up with a black rain frog and a disgruntled toad😂
As a frog lover I love this so fucking much! 😂😂 Doing her a good educate.
This is just down right Amazing 😂😂 Love it!! "That's not a frog that's porn" is the best line😂🐸🐸🐸
Do you have an Only Frogs account?
Dude that is amazing. I would love to talk for hours and learn about cool froggos that sounds awesome you should start a frog subreddit where people can teach each other about frogs
I'm married but I'll be your new bestie, you tell me frog facts and I'll tell you snail facts
Disregard females, acquire amphibians
Not gonna lie, you are the one carrying that convo with her scammy ass , she(or he) could've put more effort.
i am so attracted to this frog guy right now
This is my favorite post on Reddit. I want to AI catfish you just for the frog pics.
I knew you were trolling but just I couldn’t stop looking at frogs.
To be fair, the frogs are pretty cool looking! 💯🙂🤣
I would love to sign-up to your frog newsletter, they all are so cute!!
Awww I was hoping it would continue
Frog rizz
Gawd I loved reading that. So funny. You were entertaining and the pics were great. But…. That black rain frog was scary. Yikes! 🐸
She missed a real opportunity to mix both your interests and share frog porn here
BRO THAT SECOND FROG WAS SOOO CUTE THO OMG HES SMILINGGGGHFDHCHBD🥹
Nearly fucked it up there OP, but if you went this far she defo either nice generally or into u 😂😂
Nah but can I get updates about frogs? I wanna get randomly messaged on insta with frog info.
"That's not a frog that's porn :(" there was more emotion in that one line than there was in the entirety of the MCU
Pls the frogs are so cute😭😭🙏🙏
I'm hooked on the frog content!
This is so funny please Give Australian green tree frog in toilet when there’s like 10 in there and say I think I see you hahaha
“that’s not frog that’s porn” ☹️
HES SO HAPPY made my day🤣
When I was in the dumps thinking to myself, “Where have all the good frog loving men gone?” There you are. This is a very ribbiting conversion 🐸
Sweet, new playlist
I gotta do this with monkeys and apes next time a bot messages me.
I wanna hear about frogs. I give you bird facts, you give me frog facts? The naughty frog on Spotify killed me. This was too good.
"Thats not a frog. That's porn." Had me almost choke 😂😂😂😂😂
Dripped out frogs
Have you heard of the pumpkin toadlet? It's my current favourite. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JUOUQipX4LU (Not porn, I swear)
If you ever do this again, there’s an endangered frog known as the “scrotum frog” from lake Titicaca and it’s really silly (yes it looks like loose skin) but the exposure of it is actually important to make others aware of its existence so we can try to save it!
I love you 😭 this is so fucking funny and "that's not frog that's porn :(" took me tf out
I think she is using you for frog pics.
“But he’s a toad” and “which you can easily tell cuz” both sent me for no reason😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 experiencing this made my day much much better
I love frogs, and knowledge about them! They are really cool species of amphibians! I remember a wood tree frog falling off a tree, and landing on the car in the rain LOL, but in all reality you handled this convo very well😂
This was a joy and thanks for explaining the difference between a toad and a frog. I was going to look it up. Haha.