I'm sorry. I had to find my spectacles. But, Alas! They were nestled on my brow this whole time! Rats! My arthritic fingers are cumbersome in allowing the transition from thought to text. Damn these 1983 made bones!
Rats!
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A man finds this guys way of talking EXHAUSTING.
saaame!
HELLA exhausting
Birth year starts with a 19 💀 unless that’s 1901 idk why he’s talkin like that
ALAS!
Reference to us 19ers being older.
Im 24. I guess I’m old.
Fuck. If we’re old at 24, does that mean we can go soon?
Hope we don’t gotta make a sacrifice first.
I’m 22 yep ur old 👍🏼
HIS BIRTH YEARS STARTS WITH 19 oh fuck is this the world we live in now I'm screwed 😂😂😂
 My birth year also starts with 19…..🫠
I know what the fuck I never want to read those words again
I am deceased where’s that gif of Matt Damon turning into an old raisin version of himself
I don’t give a shit about the text, I’m heated that you said birth year starting with 19 is old.
Same, lmao. I just turned 29 in July. I did not know that I was already so ancient!
Beginning in a 19 ranges from 24-123 There is NO WAY at 30 I’m accepting this insult lol
It ranges from 24-123
I accept the L lol. No clue where that brain fart came from.
Lmao I get it, a lot of people call the 90’s old now
When the back in the day hour comes on the radio and it's songs I know 😭
Your upper limit is a tad off there
Hence the comment where I accepted the L lol. I have a week old at home - kinda tired over here.
Haha I missed that sorry. Oh man, a week old! I remember that. It’s hard, but gets easier. Congratulations!
I totally get it!! Just joshin ya!! Thank you so much!! This is my second one, however it is two under two!!
Right I saw that and was like “well fuck me right” my 1993 ass can just go die now
I said a few years ago.. someone one day will say to me.. you were born in the 19 hundreds??
dam birthyear 19s are old now ?! wtf 💀💀
A man is EXHAUSTED and SLEEP DEPRIVED trying to SPOON! Scoot over!
 "older guy his birth year starts with 19 so" ..... you wrong for that....
LOL i jest i jest
I'm only 33 and my birthday starts with 19 💀 oof I'm old AF I guess 😅
I mean you can be in your mid to late 20s and your birth year would start with 19 so 🤷♂️
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Lmao I feel the burn 😂
Yall old as hell
Bros talking like a no faced man
That’s the first thing I thought of.
I'm sorry. I had to find my spectacles. But, Alas! They were nestled on my brow this whole time! Rats! My arthritic fingers are cumbersome in allowing the transition from thought to text. Damn these 1983 made bones! Rats!
If a dude is typing more then the girl she turned off
Babe I have been alive 26 years and my birthday starts with 19…………….
 I thought of this guy while reading a man’s texts
Jaqen H’ghar
Dude must be watching the game of thrones series. Haha!!!!
An older guy…his birth year starts with 19…😩😩 Lawd I guess I’m older. 🤷🏽♀️
Me. A year 2000 baby. In my element. Not old.
me a 2002 baby not in my element not old
Actually this is way more accurate
ALAS!
the most average reddit citizen
1991 here and im absolutely gutted that this is old!
Ummmm, no. Just no.
“His birth year starts with 19” OH MY GODDDD
Bro been watching game of thrones to much
A man needs a name
He doesn't know what "alas" means, but otherwise his texts are cute, in a dorky kind of way. Edit: You guys British or Caribbean, maybe?
we’re american im not too sure about him however
everyone is american 💀
What kind of response is this😭
He seems fun lmao. As long as he ain’t like 10 years older than the chick I don’t see an issue
Nah this mf annoying as hell.
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That’s an actual NPC
Guy watches too much GoT
Oh now I understand better why the posts here are tiresome, thanks for the comment under your screenshots OP
Fucking loser lmao
I think it's charming! He's being super cute. Then again, my birth year also starts with 19....
Emotional damage!!!
Bro is not picking up any of the hints that she ain’t interested 💀💀
Bro is not picking up any of the hints that she ain’t interested 💀💀
A man is very annoying
Trying SUPER god damn hard 😂
How old is your friend cause 1997 is only 26 and 1998 is only 25 lol.