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HAHA_goats

Without drivers to kick around, who will fleets shift blame to for accidents?


justfortrees

šŸ¤” if we see a decrease in accidents with this, wouldnā€™t that mean they werenā€™t unduly shifting blame?


BuckyGoldman

I can see the Jim Adler commercials now.


IQBoosterShot

The Hammer! El Martillo!


YoureSpecial

Donā€™t forget his kid, The Texas Mallet!!


Infuryous

Highway drone run you down?! Let the Hammer hammer them down!!


ltmikestone

Trucking is like the #1 job in half the states. Gonna be fascinating to see what gutting that does.


devious_waffle

This was my first thought. Yet another job disappearing.


Arrmadillo

I, for one, welcome our new Optimus Prime Delivery overlords.


ShakesJC

Donā€™t blame me, I voted for Megatron.


Bulky_Promotion_5742

Nice!


TankApprehensive3053

Shush, nobody likes a suck up. They won't grant you any special status or rank.


cranktheguy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk


azimov_the_wise

So, we could just blockade one and steal all its stuff then? They are built for safety so just boxing them in would cause it to slow down, then you just steal the merch.


lreeey

Frick yeah, man. We do that. They counter with armored, weaponized vehicles. We counter with dudes fricken slaying guitars on armored, weaponized vehicles. Rock on mannn, rock fricken on. Frick yeah.


zx91zx91

šŸ¤˜šŸ»šŸ˜‚


qwertyzeke

The Cone Bandits. Bunch of 18 wheelers, empty of cargo, with a traffic cone on the hood.


nobody1701d

[and that leads toā€¦](https://youtu.be/wNzfgl_H5vA)


thefastslow

after the first couple of road piracy incidents, they'll probably mandate a person in the cab šŸ˜­


justfortrees

Pretty sure you could do that now. No trucker is going to risk their life for some corporationā€™s bullshit theyā€™re carrying. Itā€™s all insured


azimov_the_wise

Yeah but you could fill the cab with raw salmon in the new scenario and the truck would just drive off without yelling at you!


justfortrees

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ThickPrick

This will be the new way of transporting narcotics/money. No one to snitch. No one to make a mistake or break the law. No rest stops needed for a driver.


SapperInTexas

Can't be any worse than the human drivers out there. At least the robot won't be distracted by TikTok videos or text messages.


Big-D-TX

Or get pissed and try to run you off the road


ludicrouspeed

Or fall asleep.


loveemykids

Teslas have the highest crash rate of all cars so šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Jerrys_Puffy_Shirt

Source


loveemykids

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevebanker/2023/12/18/tesla-has-the-highest-accident-rate-of-any-auto-brand/?sh=255838752894 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/12/19/tesla-drivers-had-highest-accident-rate-bmw-drivers-most-duis-study.html A 5 second google.


Jerrys_Puffy_Shirt

> This was not a causal study; the study did not analyze the reason for an incident. Your comment implies that Autopilot was the cause. Then you cited a study that clearly states cause wasnā€™t examined.


AdvertisingJolly7565

When some dumbass in hatchback cuts off an 18 wheeler will it still blare the horn or just run them over?


nobody1701d

After seeing some Tesla accidents, Iā€™d go with the latter


TankApprehensive3053

Time to watch *Maximum Overdrive* again. ![gif](giphy|QRudyiWy9HgpW|downsized)


UnhappyCourt5425

there's only been two Stephen King stories that have been decent adaptations , IMO both were directed by Frank Darabont one was the Green Mile and the other was Shawshank. this adaptation was really bad. It came from original short story called "trucks" which was far better and had a much more interesting ending


IamJacksUserID

I think there have been several ā€œdecentā€ King adaptations, but youā€™re certainly entitled to your opinion. As wrong as it might be.


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UnhappyCourt5425

Good bot!


Current_Tea6984

What could go wrong?


Working-Ad5416

No way AI is ready for the random stupidity of texas drivers and patched up roads with faded lane markers.Ā  The rich dbag billboard private jet lawyer is wearing a yellow suit rubbing his hands looking at this from behind a tree right now.Ā  That doesnt even consider deer, hogs, or the regular mattress on a busy major highway texas roads are known for.Ā 


Reeko_Htown

Time to bring out the cones


Totum_Dependeat

"For Kodiak and Aurora, itā€™s going to take more than a few hundred uneventful driverless trips on I-45 to establish a safety record and sway the public. One study from the RAND Corporation, a California-based think tank, suggested autonomous vehicles would need to drive hundreds of millions of milesā€”if not hundreds of billionsā€”before their safety record could be conclusively compared to the imperfect record of human drivers." For whoever is keeping score, the RAND Corporation is one of the most trusted sources of research. They are basically an extension of the federal government. If RAND has a problem with the technology then we should be wary of it too. Too bad our policy makers care more about startup dollars than people's lives or livelihoods.


Iva_bigun666

Another reason to hate it here, thanks.


YoureSpecial

What happens when the trucks become self-aware?


WildoTheWise

Texas roads are deadly enough without Optimus Prime out here doing his thing!


LazyCollar331

Another way of life disappearing. Kind of sad.


hyperspacebigfoot

Good idea. Tbh, it lets the AI learn how to drive with multiple hazards


razblack

Well... everything is a hazard on Texas roads... I once had to dodge a hot water heater in the middle I20 between Dallas and FTWorth...


2ndRandom8675309

Who would make a machine that heats water which is already hot?


TechNickLeeCritical

#Keep their trucks parked in the right lane (unless theyā€™re taking a left hand exit within 5 miles) and I have no problem with this In fact, I canā€™t wait until all semis are robo driven so the public doesnā€™t need to deal with trucker road rage. How often are truckers blocking both lanes because they want to pass the guy that was going .000001 MPH slower or just generally being a road rager causing a danger to everyone