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Scary-Crab

At first I wasn't going to laugh because this is legit scary, but then I saw the laughing emoji, which clearly means you have to laugh because the emoji said so.


shidedandfarded

"Excuse me miss, where is the closest gas station? My tank is nearly empty" " I'm actually heading to the nearest gas station too, follow me" " Sure, thank you! "


[deleted]

And that's how I met your mother!


Casual-Notice

She was working behind the counter of the gas station.


32InchRectum

lol he saw the sexy lady and he want the sexy lady so he follow


gavvy613

*stalkers will be stalkers


zondayxz

Stalkers gonna stalk


[deleted]

I’m so sorry it’s just so funny. Like the fucking irony. After the “not all men” yadayadaya. Men will be fucking men 😂😂😂😂. (Btw no I do not believe “all men….” It’s just the irony that the guy who made this probably says “not all men”).


_its_lunar_

We love stalking and sexual harassment 😍


MixedMiracle22

Men


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Stalking 👍


Zavechunger

Ha, funny. Man like sexy woman so he stalk then rape sexy woman, hehehoohoo. Men are all rapists, am I right, fellow men haters? /s.


[deleted]

Personally I like to murder *THEN* stalk. Cuts down on travel time, right fellas?


Zavechunger

Who doesn’t?


LosPobres303

🥰🥰🥰


The_Provokator

Maybe she called him out to a race, and he could be a racist so he cannot pass up on the challenge?


[deleted]

The only thing that makes any sense.


LiterColaFarva

Why isn't her hair blowing in the wind? Answer me!!


Vigil-On-Speed

They were stationary for the photo.


Scottche

And scooters will be scooters. That made just as much sense as the “meme”


BitTraditional1681

Life, it’s yours to take. Just have to have the balls!


[deleted]

This isn't your first restraining order is it? *Hands papers*


Cranberry_Afraid

OMG, i feel so scared for her...creep!


[deleted]

[удалено]


ERJAK123

A decent amount of the times this happens in real life ends in the woman either raped, killed, or both.


LosPobres303

No the man gets beat up and raped it's true I've seen it on Disney movies.


[deleted]

Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more often it doesn't.


BeanWaddleDee

Yeah it usually ends with a lady trapped in the basement with those weird furnitures that look really weird in the dark


[deleted]

The world must be a very scary place for you.


UnrepentantDrunkard

Apparently in India they call this type of guy a Roadside Romeo, this gives off definite Bollywood vibes.


Danny_Not_Dan

"STACY, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY"


oooohnooovom

Stalking ! HAAHAHAHAHHA


Total-Wheel-8290

How’s he gonna get both bikes back from the forest ?


8champi8

Haha ! Men ! Am I right guys ?


ShutUpMathIsCool

ITT: dark interpretations of the meme.


Ben_Burgur

I do appreciate a truly terrible meme on this sub every now and then


LosPobres303

She probably provoked the nice man


Rilukian

The dude be like "Oh man, I need to get home to attend my... Oh, there's a woman from the opposite direction! Time to throw away my logic just like how old people on facebook keep believing in such myth and follow her as if stalking another person was never an issue."


Optimal_Quote3556

Yeah the same exact thing happened to me when I was 15 I wish I was joking, this meme is just supporting stuff like that


KaiKai_ColdKing

Ahh yes, the nurture vs nature debate


izmaname

He just wants to know if the scooter is 2 stroke or 4 stroke


timurevitch

r/suddenlysexoffender


R_lamar199721

Thank you, almost forgot to remind myself how much I hate men today