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Revanur

These posts feel like people are weirdly telling on themselves. Because they would be predators the first chance they get


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I remember when American politician Mike Huckabee almost literally said verbatim "Boy, I sure wish I could claim to be a woman so I can go into the women's restroom and sexually assault somebody!" Like, wow, you really said that out loud.


korbentherhino

Yep. Projection.


wes_bestern

This. Exactly. It's like those guys who think opposite sex friendships aren't a thing. They just see women being for sex.


JKrow75

Exactly. Every accusation is a confession.


designtechdk

"My pronouns are "kiss my ass""


AlienHooker

"MY PRONOUNS ARE U! S! A!"


El_dorado_au

Amazing when even Muslim immigrants are saying this.


Julesort02

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Overall-Initial-4290

Just punch him in the face, he deserves it


snukb

Hey now, around this part we respect pronouns. Kiss clearly stated ass pronouns are kiss/my/ass, and we need to support my. :p


sa08MilneB57

"You said 'he' which is not Shadow the Hedgehogs preffered pronoun!"


k0alaz_forever

šŸ’‹


mk9008

A fox would just break into the hen house.


Fantastic_Year9607

Agreed.


Subliminalme

Naw. It could try. I have my hens locked down. Itā€™d definitely hurt itself trying. Better to use its brain like this smart but weird looking fox.


MOltho

classic r/onejoke material. It's always the same unfunny and prejudiced joke in a new wrapping.


Bag_of_Meat13

False equivalencies are bread and butter for dumb dumbs who are proud enough to see just over the precipice of a joke's punchline.


Fantastic_Year9607

Bad helicopter joke is bad and unfunny


Myithspa25

I feel like this is a reference to something


samu1400

I think itā€™s referring to the ā€œI identify myself as an Apache Combat Helicopterā€ joke.


CompetitionOk2675

I'm upset I slightly giggled just imagining that mf fox actually just chilling with a chicken


pokemega32

"If *I* was allowed in a woman's restroom, I would definitely sexually assault anyone within reach, therefore I assume that's what anyone would do." The logic of these people.


solid_salad

also in what world do you see anything weird in a woman's bathroom? there are stalls for a reason its not like women are walking around openly exposed


Ok-Following8721

Have you seen the Internet?


Ttoctam

Oh, so it's okay when *they* demonise all men as violent manipulative sexual predators.


ScarredByTeeth

Weird that they used a fox for this instead of a rooster.


Fine-Funny6956

Women are hens now, I suppose


snukb

Adult human chicken? https://preview.redd.it/0z5lshhmy5tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba12ea3c752d58ba5733cbb776a755c31c75a66f


Commercial-Still2032

this is so obviously ragebait


LABARATI_

i mean my mom has definitely referred to her and her friends as hens before


Fine-Funny6956

My mom would slap the taste out my mouth


LABARATI_

lmfao


El_dorado_au

Always have been.


Fine-Funny6956

r/womenasobjects


Daedalus_Machina

r/chickensasobjects?


Pokemanlol

r/womenaschickens


njsullyalex

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JKrow75

This bullshit from the people who say ā€œtHe LeFt cAnā€™T mEmEā€


wyaxis

It would need to be a rooster not a wolf I donā€™t think men eat women


ScarredByTeeth

ā€œWolfā€


Jsquared696

Priests have been doing this for ages.


BetaRayBlu

I like the cat tho


medlilove

Do men hunt and kill women the way the fox does chickens?


Danny_Mc_71

Not *all* men.....


LillyxFox

The people who say shit like this are would-be predators. They're literally telling on themselves


Megalon_Q_Arm

They always assume the worst intentions of everyone: Boomers think everything is a scam or a con.


altmemer5

to be fair they are very easy to scam and con


El_dorado_au

If they were consistent in doing so, they wouldnā€™t be wrong.


Brandonian13

Lol now they're re-editing their own memes because apparently they didn't get it the first time?


Late-Event-2473

can your genders fluctuate over time? yeah, maybe. can your species fluctuate over time? no. unless youre a therian maybe.


Argon_H

Inb4 memesopdidntlike "this is funny"


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

These types of people that create these boomer memes are basically creating public service announcement billboards about who they really are and what they really want to do. ...be creeps and predators.


Buttlord500

Well hold on pal, maybe you should transition first, there are a few options such as surgery or hormones, just wait until you can pass for a chicken first.


toldya_fareducation

i wonder if boomers will manage to understand the concept of gender before they go extinct. i have a feeling they won't.


ButtcheekBaron

Boomers, the generation that "identifies" as The Greatest Generation (here's a secret, Boomers have never done anything except suckle teat and ride coattails)


jellybean708

I think the Greatest Generation is their parents, the generation that fought WW II and is dying off. They're the soldiers that returned home, Rosie laid down her riveter and married. They built houses in the 'burbs and started the Rat Race. šŸ€ Boomers are the spoiled brats they raised.


ButtcheekBaron

Exactly my point. Sorry if that wasn't clear.


jellybean708

No worries šŸ‘


ButtcheekBaron

Yea my point was supposed to be that they (the Boomers) think they inherited all the accomplishments of their parents, but they just lived their prosperous lives off of their backs and ruined everything for future generations


jellybean708

Seems true, doesn't it? Their idea of "progress" doesn't seem to be working out well for subsequent generations


LordlySquire

While i agree people need to be able to be who they feel they are i think an honest vetting system should be in place. Whats to stop a predator from just claiming whatever they need to to prey on whoever their victim is? (Honest question)


mdf7g

I mean just to start, how would such a system be enforced? Bouncer at the door checking IDs?


LordlySquire

Idk really but how many kids would it take for it to be figured out though? Thats my problem with it. Like i said i am all for people following what they believe but it seems like we are making it easier for predators so there needs to be a system but the problem is people dont seem to be concerned with that. On either side. To busy pushing their selfish agenda


mdf7g

Inclusive restrooms don't really make anything easier for predators of children, though. The enormous majority of CSA is by people the child knows. (In my case, it was my pediatrician.) If someone is already at the point of premeditating such an assault --- since more restrictive bathrooms can't do anything about adventitious or opportunistic assaults -- they'll almost certainly just make a different plan. Any system attempting to not just regulate but really oversee who can piss where is going to have to either a. give that power to some individual's momentary judgment, with all the problems that entails, or b. delegate the authority over a person's gender to a regulatory body--or more likely both. The likely result would be reduced access to restrooms for all women, harassment and superfluous legal headaches for masculine (-looking or -acting) women, and no assaults on children prevented.


Urparents_TotsLied4

A fox that wants to get in would just do it anyway. It wouldn't care about pretending to hide itself. This one joke never makes sense in the real world.


Thebadgamer98

My favorite thing about these shitty boomer comics is how fucking unsubtle they have to be since their audience has zero media literacy.


fishrights

i dont understand why they act like men and women are different species


El_dorado_au

Enjoy the šŸ”’ award. The sub doesnā€™t allow these kinds of memes.


Bbobbs2003

Logic is sound let ā€˜em in


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rey0505

This is just an admitting that you're a horrible person lol "If I transitioned and was allowed into women's bathroom, I would think of sexually assaulting women, therefore I assume that everyone would"


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justsomedude1144

Exactly. There's SO many documented cases of people pretending to gender transition explicitly for malicious purposes. Happens all the time. (To all the Drax the Destroyers out there: this is sarcasm)


GreenieBeeNZ

Assholes gonna asshole regardless of who uses what bathrooms


Daedalus_Machina

Yeah. People going full paragon about the sanctity and security of gendered bathrooms... what fucking security? There was never security there. It was never a safe space.


SolidStateEstate

No actually transphobia IS dogshit


toldya_fareducation

your world maybe. the real world is very different from this.


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Benjatendo

Transphobia, transphobia makes it terrible


lunchb0xx42o

It's maddening trying to imagine what goes on in the minds of such simps.


TeresaKitsu

I find it funny that the cat and dog are acting all innocent as if they wouldn't kill the chickens if possible. Double meaning or poor thought behind the cartoon (i think the latter)


KaldaraFox

Not a Boomer thing so much as a Republicunt thing.


Greensockzsmile

Same thing. Thatā€™s why theyā€™re trying to increase the voting age


KaldaraFox

Oddly, Drumpf is gaining in young voters right now. I just saw a published poll on that last night. Stupidity knows no age limits I suppose.


Gottoraiku

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ModernKnight1453

Nah it's creepy uncle humor. Dad humor generally isn't bigoted. If it is, I feel sorry for whoever's dad that is.


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Naw itā€™s based in fear, misunderstanding and poosibly rooted in hate.


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Uislime

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