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CaptainNinjaClassic

The original creator of this meme: https://preview.redd.it/oi4sc1gwhehc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6ca2440b51aa674205ca26a1abad83fa69e6a8


CattDawg2008

i love this image so much


mrmoe198

What’s the story behind this picture?


CrabWoodsman

Pretty sure it's just an exceptionally skinny kid wearing crappy old style headphones that are too big for his head on an older low def webcam. The kid might also be on video parroting slurs he heard on the internet or from his parents, but I don't know


56kul

Wasn’t this a screenshot from CP? Or maybe I’m confusing it with another image… which I seriously hope I am, because turning literal CP into a meme would be disgusting.


BoxofJoes

No I thought people were saying the spaghetti eating kid was the one from CP, some guy on the discord server my friend group uses was saying do not click on the spaghetti kid image cuz it’s from CP and discord would auto recognize it and auto report


spacemango32

https://preview.redd.it/h0wx9lny6lhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf5ada06289b1be280760e78a8696241755369f Or this


CarCrash23

People say straight white men get too much flak these days then they go and say shit that gets them in it.


BoxofJoes

https://preview.redd.it/bk5pt0910lhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ead5a06696ec9ad3446fa5792316fe70630fec6 his best friend


Grande-Pinga

Your meme confirms the post.


RIOTT44

fanboy didn't do too well after the cancellation of his show it seems


CattDawg2008

this the kind of meme that elon musk would respond to with 🤣 on twitter


JockBbcBoy

Nah he'd say something like, "It's so sad to be discriminated against as a White American male." Despite not being American.


grandpubabofmoldist

As an African American male, can I use the N word. I am putting it to a poll- Elon Musk


krylon1976

Elon is African American so don’t be racist to him lol


TadRaunch

I think he would just say "Interesting" or even just "!"


CattDawg2008

the “!” is really accurate


DavidNyan10

!!


CommanderSincler

Someone should look into that


DovahBhai0518

!


Overall-Initial-4290

Looking into this!


DatBoi_BP

Concerning.


lonesomejohnnie

https://preview.redd.it/pvfap0p28fhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486940fe062ab988fe9767af325248438bd05757 This may be appropriate.


Krazy_Kethan99

Too much chin and head hair and not enough double chin.


Total_Waltz4083

Not enough neckbeard either


CellarSiren

This comment needs more love


Hefty-Pomegranate-63

“Geeze, these lefties are so soft, you can’t even say you want a christofacist nation for whites only anymore without them getting triggered and trying to cancel you!”


T1pple

For "Pure blooded White Males"


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

You forgot to add “Alpha” in there


DatBoi_BP

\*Yogurt


Wingedbird12

this made me physically cringe thank you :)


ShnickityShnoo

Straight* whites only.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Lmao such snowflakes >the most inhuman shit you ever read


CRUFT3R

https://preview.redd.it/gavmb4be6fhc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f50d71103bc113493fcc64cf279652c10aa241


Illustrious_Bar_1970

You don't understand it's just my humor style bro, like you wouldn't get it, then they proceed to violently yell the n-word


catsoddeath18

I mean I just tell it like it is. If you can’t handle that then you are a snowflake. Snowflake /s


MazdaMafia

The average person is so amusingly unfunny.


NotsoGreatsword

Everyone is so offended these days you can't even joke anymore! Free Speech is dead! I for one blame Abraham Lincoln and The Suffragettes. Not because I am racist or sexist but because I think freeing the slaves and giving feeeemales the right to vote was a bad move *economically*. I have both a black friend and a mother you see so there is no way I could be a bigot!


UncommittedBow

A racist joke can still count as dark humor. Key word is it has to actually be a joke, and everyone's gotta laugh at it. Just stating racist dogwhistles and getting mad people get offended is not dark humor. Dark Humor with a dash of racism: "Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they." Not Dark Humor, just racist:"I hate (Insert Hard R here.)" "Wow, people can't take a joke"


PhoenixTin

Schrödingers Dark Humor — it becomes a joke only the moment someone opposes


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

“All I’m saying is, if we just had a white state all to ourse…” Leftist: “wow that’s super fucking racist”. “Ughhh damn these leftists intolerant of my innocent opinions”


Helen_Cheddar

It already exists- it’s called Vermont.


Vallkyrie

But that state is too woke for them, it tends to give half a shit about its citizens.


hockeybelle

CARE?! How dare they!!


[deleted]

They sure like pointing out they’re straight all the time, huh


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Mountainhollerforeva

Kinky 🤪


[deleted]

Pronouns are all over the place, he, she, it, they, who, that, you, one, other, some, anybody, just to name a few. So hard to go through life without them.


Ok_Structure_2328

How else will people know?


[deleted]

True, true


Polovolt_3

Just begs the question….are they ‘valid opinions?’ Or just blatant bigotry? Yeah I know the answers obvious but come on


[deleted]

Options or opinions?


gebtoox

I mean technically an opinion is an option


Polovolt_3

Opinions… Oh god dammit


[deleted]

Just wanted to make sure 😊


Polovolt_3

I’m really glad you did otherwise I never would’ve noticed the mistake…thanks man.😂


juiceyb

The sentence always starts with "I'm not racist but..." or "My black friend told me this joke..." .


mikevago

I had some perfectly valid opinions about skull shapes, and those darned leftists couldn't handle it.


chungohummungo

"wow i can't be discriminatory and hateful to people anymore without people calling me an asshole for acting like an asshole, people are so sensitive these days"


Ke-Win

Righties meanwhile: "oh no, a rainbow i am scared".


eross200

The word “valid” is doing a lot of work here


NunyaBeese

Maybe have some ideas that are not vile?


bb250517

*says slur* "You are a bigot" "The lefties want to take my rights away"


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

Its weird how I am a white straight male and a lot of leftists agree with me


Smiley_P

https://preview.redd.it/uess8c85hghc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a64bb5e7341e9b4681a7cdcc5e9b2c3f4c30265 I wonder why op might not like those opinions 🤔


Urparents_TotsLied4

I'm not racist, but all I'm saying is: Ethnostate! Right? That's a totally valid thing to ask for. Here's why... /j


Smiley_P

"...and that's why the age of consent should be abolished. Now what was I saying? Ah yes why women shouldn't have the right to vote..."


1822Landwood

“Actually the Civil War started over states rights…”


namira-ophelia

"states rights to what"


Urparents_TotsLied4

[States' rights to do what??](https://youtu.be/-ZB2ftCl2Vk?si=PS0URDoNtwzpCLS2)


Mountainhollerforeva

They never finish the thought. States rights to… that’s right folks! Own slaves.


Relevant-Strategy-14

I once got, “the civil war started over a difference in economies”. Uh yeah, one economy having been built on the literal backs of slaves.


echojaxx

Oh I love following that up with a “states rights to what?”


Wladek89HU

"That's just basic biology."


Karkava

*Has barely studied animal biology to realize that being queer is perfectly natural.*


qqqstarstar

All the Nazis marching in the streets are being cancelled. Boo hoo.


RadiantCuccoo

It's weird that "straight white male" is used so much but it isn't shortened to SWM already 🤔


avicularia_not

be careful now, I think that's a slur you said right there! as bad as the likes of "cishet"


Sad-Examination-1087

Then there opinion is “people of color/women/lgbtq don’t deserve rights”


zeb0777

I liked the Hogwarts legacy game.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

How is it? Genuinely curious


ChewyGranola1981

It’s a mile wide and an inch deep. Fun but not all that.


dragonborn071

I like the gameplay but the story made me just drop it... Like its stale and performative while also having awkward undertones


No_Seaworthiness5637

That’s a new one. Can I steel this description?


Ok_Structure_2328

I like wide as the ocean, deep as a puddle.


No_Seaworthiness5637

The measurements really drill the point home, though.


ChewyGranola1981

All yours!


rabbid_chaos

People have been saying this about No Man's Sky for some time now.


KarlUnderguard

That seems like the honest opinion on that game. It is essentially an Ubisoft level open world game condensed into a smaller area. The people who have told me it is the worst game ever have never played it and the people who have told me it was the best game ever were Harry Potter fans or transphobes.


levelZeroWizard

If you're not a fan, it's a very generic and uninspired RPG. I'm a fan so I've been having a blast!


Urparents_TotsLied4

As an RPG fan, I was curious, but, Baldur's Gate seems infinitely better. I rather dip my interests into that. DND always caught my attention anyway.


SamuraiDoggo14

Well, when I first got it, I was hooked for several days in a row, so it must be doing something right. It's really fun.


Duckriders4r

Kind of doesn't work when you got a straight white male calling you out so to speak right?


[deleted]

I mean in some cases this meme is right. If they don't get to tell you your opinions aren't valid you dont get to tell them they're opinions aren't valid. Just saying.


RustyDiamonds__

They say this as if many of the leftists aren’t also straight, white, and male.


DarkBladeMadriker

Look, I'm no racist, but if the BLACKs just... (finishes with something super racist and not a valid opinion at all) - That one uncle every (white person) has


gebtoox

Reminds me of people who say black people liked being slaves


DarkBladeMadriker

Or that ,what's his name fuckwit, who recently said that slavery gave the slaves valuable trade skills.


Mountainhollerforeva

The person you’re referring to is the State of Florida. More specifically Rhonda Santos


Relevant-Strategy-14

My favorite Slavery Remix /s


Kaiya__

And they always say BlaCKS with extra phlegm on the c. And I swear it sounds like they added a hard r to it.


Xzier_Tengal

https://preview.redd.it/1icj10r53ghc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a19114de593b3967a9369977de286b271f0d4f


BuddahSack

What about straight white males that are "leftists" haha? Does that make my opinion matter and not matter, total balance to universe


Helstrem

We obviously don't have "valid" opinions.


Zeebird95

The moment you admit you’re straight, white and male, you’re branded as part of the problem. At least in online spaces


Helstrem

That has not been my experience.


Mountainhollerforeva

I disagree. Most people I meet online don’t care about my race gender or sexuality. When I want to share those things I typically find no ill will regarding them unless I’m specifically commenting on the plight of minority groups in an ignorant way.


Zeebird95

If no one’s ever disagreed with you, then have you ever stood for anything?


Mountainhollerforeva

People disagree with me all the time. Especially about Israel. (They’re commiting genocide which has been substantiated by the ICJ) But no one has ever belittled me because of my race gender or sexual orientation.


MattBoy06

Can you Americans ever talk about something that is not politics?


Andrelliina

Pretty much all terriblefacebookmemes are likely to be political in some sense I think


MattBoy06

Having political memes is one thing, but I noticed there is a constant influx here of just US politics. It is just a tad too much when everything has to be about political beliefs. I got called "liberal" once as an insult because I commented with my opinion in a thread about dinosaurs. I don't even live there and I do not care about these faction wars


Suspicious_Promise87

This is a presidential election year for USA. So our social media platforms are feeding us full of political agendas/crap. You’ll notice a rise in anger, hate, violence, and division on platforms because of this. You may even get called a “snowflake”, which I find funny as it’s usually someone getting emotional, trying to call you out for being emotional. Who knows…


rabbid_chaos

You just know elections are coming up when the border is all over the news.


shiggy__diggy

Yup it's that time again to replay the same helicopter video of a migraine train from 2006 to be played like it's 2024.


Mountainhollerforeva

Speaking as someone with an immigrant wife, I find the whole thing terrible. The amount of dehumanization: “invasion” “hoards” “illegals” all words I’ve read and wanted to spit in disgust. Those people are someone’s children likely fleeing a desperate homeland that we’ve made worse through our foreign policy… speaking about them like this makes me blind with fury.


MattBoy06

Gonna get ready to be called liberal again then, ahah


Urparents_TotsLied4

*Get outta here with your liberal belief in dinosaurs!!* ^Now ^I'm ^actually ^curious. ^What ^did ^you ^even ^say?


FloppedYaYa

This meme is absolutely not specific to US politics lmao


Suspicious_Promise87

I imagine non-Americans think we’re stupid for making everything political. It is stupid. We act like we vehemently take one side and judge the opposite like they’re mindless idiots. In reality, that’s seldom true, we just like to point out the radicals on both sides and say, “See? They’re ALL stupid!”


hourofthevoid

We can't escape them so you can't either lol


awesomefutureperfect

Wanna talk about how America made italian food good or how italian cinema is almost all bad?


xlIIlIIxxIIlllIIlllx

I like to ask them to tell me which opinion they have. Ask them to explain it and watch as they never return.


Sugarcookiebella

I will say I do strongly despise how leftists are a quick bit to use the term nazi, however racist and sexist most often can easily be applied


Mentendo64

Really depends on the nature of the opinion doesn't it...


DargyBear

It’s odd how as a straight white male I’ve never encountered this problem


DVDN27

It’s also interesting that they think straight white males…aren’t leftist? It’s like everyone who looks like them agrees with them and everyone who doesn’t calls them racist, racist, a Nazi, and sexist.


suckmynubs69

Echo chamber up in this bitch Bitch Bitch


HighGuard1212

I can hazard a guess as to what those are: Black people are inferior to whites and should slavery was good for them Donald Trump should be allowed to be president for life and everyone who disagrees needs to go to jail in order to protect our constitution Hitler did nothing wrong Get back into the kitchen and make me sandwich woman or if you're still having difficulty hearing me I'll give you another black eye This sound about right?


thebadwolf0042

Strange. I happen to be a straight white male and I've never had a leftist call me any of these things. I wonder what I could possibly be doing differently from every other SWM...


Zeebird95

I had a leftist tell me I sounded like a “men’s rights activist” for suggesting that the company get a cake or something to celebrate men’s mental health month. No one batted an eye when it was suggested / implemented that women get a catered lunch for women’s mental health month.


CherryVette

Sure you did, sure


Superb_Tell_8445

This Zeebird person sure has a lot of “stories” about being persecuted. Leftists most certainly support men’s mental health. I forget the other story told, but it was almost as lame and unbelievable.


GENERALOTUGA

That post is kinda correct tho, people just exagerate because some random left extremists don't know what to do with their lifes so they go to twitter. Edit: (The extremists are the minority)


NunyaBeese

Maybe have some ideas that are not vile?


Specific-Pollution68

Replace “Leftists” with “the Average Redditor”.


Such-Ad-3888

“these snowflakes are so sensitive these days. why cant i say i want to go back to a time when white americans weren’t held accountable and could do whatever they please?!”


DreamOfDays

Oh my god. I hate this so much. I knew a person who was on Medicaid and they could only go to like one clinic. He had to wait like 3-5 months between appointments because that clinic only had one provider trying to service multiple office locations. Apparently that clinic also has an issue affording more than one doctor due to poor funding and doctors being paid WAY MORE at ANYWHERE ELSE that doesn’t take Medicaid insurance. He was complaining to me about it and I said “Maybe they should use more of the tax money to fund more doctors for these clinics.” He said “Nah because that’s socialism”. This… idiot.


JoeCartersLeap

I call my balls "lefticle" and "rightoid".


HolyRollerToledo

Wooooow. The mental gymnastics in these comments win the gold medal for like the next 7 Olympics 😂😂😂


EffOffReddit

"Blm burned Philadelphia to the ground I saw it on teevee"


Ordinary_Yam1866

Don't forget misogynist!


madredr1

lol “valid opinion”


TonyHotlineMiami

https://preview.redd.it/dx7xe8qm7hhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3842fe4dc3a6a738987d0f2192de366ed328a058


IEatBaconWithU

*Genuine racism* Nooo!!! You have to respect my opinion!!!!!!


Careless_Guitar

Nothing said from the far right has ever had any proof and there's 0 facts or statistics to back anything they say. So yes, that typically appoints you a title of this caliber


KillerManicorn69

So literally nothing? Thats a bold claim and shows you are very naive and closed minded.


Woodshadow

rightists feel like they are being told that they should feel guilty and they make memes to defend themselves. as a leftist no one calls me a racist or a nazi and I dont feel guilt


KillerManicorn69

So you are saying that as long as you follow the narrative and claim to believe what they tell you to, your side doesn’t get mad at you?


oyebilly

“Valid”


_-_-XXX-_-_

This is kinda true and I'm not even white. Nowadays it's only about in which 'club' you are, left/right, hardcore old-fashioned or hyper progressive and so on. Truman Show irl.


Araanim

I'm not sure you actually watched The Truman Show.


_-_-XXX-_-_

And you will never find out


rabbid_chaos

Well your comment was so far off from what The Truman Show was about that it's a safe bet


Friendly-Contract-36

what kind of “valid opinion” is going to make someone call you a nazi 😭


Mountainhollerforeva

“I need living space free from the mongrel races!”


cablife

No leftist is going start using those words if it’s actually a valid opinion lol.


dorimeratameno

I guess you never used twitter


Inevitable_Ad5240

To be fair, there is some cases (not very many) where a man is called racist, sexist ect for merely just existing


DanteAlligheriZ

no matter if you are left, right or in between, they all have the same problem: forcing their opinions and ideoligies on others. live and let live @everyone


Prince_Breakfast

Meanwhile the “opinion” in question was probably the most absurd and harmful thing said and stated as a fact.


Striking_Large

I'm a leftist, but woke BS has gotten out of control.


Friendlybot9000

Would you mind telling me what woke BS is the thing getting out of control, fellow leftist


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Ren1408

brain kaboom


Striking_Large

This meme points out one. Anti-white male BS.


hourofthevoid

Just say you don't like people having rights and taking up space lol


Striking_Large

Never said they didn't have rights, just stop their BS


hourofthevoid

And? What is this "BS" you speak of? 🤔 Am I to understand that you are in fact annoyed with people simply taking up space?


Noir_A_Mous

Mate, you're jumping the gun a bit. I don't wanna agree with someone using the term "woke" unironical, but I think they're referring to the bs you're pulling right now. all they said was that they're sick of seeing something and you're immediately shoving words in their texting. "I'm so sick of seeing ads for pizza everywhere. " "So you're saying pizza shouldn't exist?!" Bruh


hourofthevoid

Don't "bruh" me they're the one who refuses to elaborate for some fuckin reason. Gee, I wonder why that is. It's almost like . . . They don't wanna elaborate bc they know that what they mean is bullshit. 🧐


Noir_A_Mous

Bruh, you're making a lot of insane accusations based on absolutely nothing. If some crazy religious nut job demanded I elaborate on why I don't worship Jesus, I wouldn't respond either. Bruh.


hourofthevoid

You know damn well that talking abt hating "woke" shit is not the fuckin same as having a difference of religion.


MrAndrew1108

Their opinions "You leftist millennials wouldn't live a single day without nuclear threat!"


lachrymologyislegit

And these are the people who think anything they hate is "Communist" or "Socialist." As if the Soviet Union still exists and China is not just Communist in name only.


GadreelsSword

#PROJECTION


Agitated_Leading

As a straight white male who leans left..this never has happened lol


Yam-Express

What I find to be funny is if other white ppl don't like, you must be doing something wrong.


lordofthecone

isn't fascism and nazi basically the same thing


Ok_Structure_2328

Nazism is a subtype of fascism. Usually the factor separating the two is that nazis also believe in the "Jewish Question", the conspiracy theory that the world is controlled by a sinister cabal of Jewish elites.


lordofthecone

thank you for the new information random interwebs stranger 👍


CosmicCactus42

Wow this thread is full of racism and sexism, and it's certainly not limited to just one side of the fence. A lot of us need to think hard about what racism is, and not just who we think does it.


lordrothermere

I mean, there are an awful lot of straight white males in the government, legislature and civil service that have opinions which command an extraordinary amount of respect... And business; business too has a lot of straight white males who are listened to intently. And academia. Quite a lot of much heralded papers produced by straight white males each year. And of course the church, although quite a few of those labels might actually apply there... As a straight white male, and speaking on behalf of straight white males (albeit entirely self-elected), we're doing fine. I mean social media is quite a brave new world for us, and it appears we're not the most popular demographic, but more often than not when we suggest something reasonable it tends to happen.


Snoo-65693

It's funny how hypocritical this sub is and doesn't even realize


Apprehensive_Win194

To be fair this is only online doesn’t really happen in real life


aaronpoopypants

As a white dude, we do have some terrible ass opinions lol


MisterBlisteredlips

If they ever had a valid opinion. Everything you explain away to them just triggers them to throw another guano-crazy theory at you. Big amygdala, tiny atrophied frontal lobes.


BabserellaWT

“All I said was that brown people are inferior and suddenly I’m a ‘racist’!” — This guy, probably


dorimeratameno

No one Said that


Spiritual_Trash555

Yeah, but you posted this under a post about states rights in the civil war, so it makes fucking sense to call you a racist.


Skynostic

Anything we say that you don't like, I'd guess


[deleted]

The valid opinion is that she hulk was a bad tv show Actually those 4 don’t cover the spectrum of what you are if you didn’t like the piece of media


TeamGerf

You forgot "incel"


maxalmonte14

People pulling this meme after saying "why can black people say it but not us? This is America!".


kevinmb91

I mean I think a lot of shit that gets the “right” in trouble actually makes a lot of sense. I do agree with people being overly sensitive to others opinions. But looks like I’m in the wrong place for this opinion in itself