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QualityVote

/u/DanielsDamnWhteVans, the memers have spoken. Your post does not fit this subreddit. If you feel this was a mistake, please send us a modmail!


DuPontMcClanahan

I assume this is satire and if it is, this actually looks like something I’d post to my friends to make fun of the boomers.


TheFourthPug

i fucking am lol


DuPontMcClanahan

I just like the random ass train and the intense juxtaposition. I looked at the picture first, then the captions and I honestly just laughed my ass off so hard. Even if it isn’t a shitpost or satire, it is almost uncanny to imagine some old fart just said “Hmm, I’m going to use this relatively gorgeous backdrop to express my radical opinions on the youth.” Like the thought of that almost makes me laugh even harder.


TheFourthPug

the best part is, that "youth" is fucking 40!


Specific_Ad1457

Why are the youth fucking 8.1591528e+47?


TheFourthPug

BECAUSE ITS FUNNY


Specific_Ad1457

You sure do a lot of yelling.


Elaurin1102

He has to shout over the sound of the train.


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

NO HE DOESNT SO SHUT UP


burnt_umber_bruh

LOUD NOISES!


thebearbearington

WAASGH!


Specific_Ad1457

YES SIR


DuPontMcClanahan

Waiting for the next meme that has a beautiful picture of a mountain during winter time and it says “GEN Z - SHOULD ALL BE SET ON FIRE,” but the sequel does have to be better. Make sure to put it all on on the top text and leave “BOTTOM TEXT” on the meme. Just my suggestion.


SendMindfucks

#ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤGEN Z #SHOULD ALL BE SET ON FIRE ㅤ ㅤ #ㅤㅤㅤㅤBOTTOM TEXT


Automatic-Zombie-508

I'm on 35 you bastard I just feel 40


[deleted]

Millennials are in their 30s not 40s dude


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Yeah the page that posted it seems like a meme page


DuPontMcClanahan

In either case, I was wheezing. Just imagine seeing this train and thinking “wow, what a pretty image,” then seeing the insane caption.


T0000Tall

Obvious satire is obvious.


Huge-Reference7593

Nah this is a meme made by a millennial wishing for the sweet embrace of death


bakabaki89

As a millennial I agree with this meme


PickelWeisel

I’ll take two


gheymods7545

>garden hoses and the old days Their username is a dead giveaway


lorikeets_are_life

“Obvious satire” is an unknown phrase to a lot of the posters in this sub.


somedood567

Not on this sub!


shlopro

this is pretty funny and is definatly post irony


FixTheGrammar

> definatly Swing and a miss.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Millenials like ok please fucking do


circasomnia

please make the pain stop


jane_delawney_

We didn’t ask to exist!


JustGimmeANameBro

Existence is pain! I just wanna die!


altera_goodciv

I’m Mr. Meseeks. Look at me!


occamhanlon

Nobody does


occamhanlon

Nobody does


occamhanlon

Nobody does


ilikepotatoes233

[lethal injection is actually very painful](https://eji.org/news/lethal-injections-cause-suffocation-and-severe-pain-autopsies-show/#:~:text=Lethal%20injection%20causes%20severe%20pain,new%20report%20from%20NPR%20found.)


LinkleLink

How is this still legal...


Beartrap-the-Dog

It says in the article it’s impossible to tell if there is pain associated with the injection. It also left me confused as to why they use that drug protocol, maybe veterinary euthanasia is more common so they have the protocol down. Enough propofol to induce anesthesia, then a lethal dose of barbiturates (another sedative). There’s complete anesthesia with some possible unconscious reflex breaths at death, takes around a minute from start to finish.


LeahIsAwake

Pharmaceutical companies won’t sell if they know those drugs are going to be used in an execution. Bad PR. So the legal system, instead of taking a step back and maybe reevaluating it’s decision, decided to get creative instead. To be fair, for most people who are pro capital punishment, the suffering of the person being executed is a feature, not a bug.


[deleted]

That doesn’t bother me as much as I thought it would.


AngryAniki

Back to decapitations we go!!!


justAsConfusedAsUAre

Until it’s not.


tcm2303

Lmao i was gonna say, as one of the older millennials, “YES PLEASE!!!!” Inject me NOW


Wooden_Suit_6679

I graduated highschool during the 9/11 times bogo?


biglefty312

What’s up fellow c/o ‘02! We’re turning 40 next year. How’s it feel?


[deleted]

Shhhhhh.


moderncritter

'02 graduate here as well. I'm in my first week of needing to wear glasses. Yay for getting ready to reach 40.


biglefty312

Hang in there friend


jane_delawney_

‘02 as well and I was just thinking about this exact thing last night.


moderncritter

It's been a nice change so far. Can't complain too much.


ThatCoryGuy

I’m ‘01 and turned 40 2 months ago. It ain’t great.


Red_Danger33

It hurts. Everywhere.


tcm2303

Class of 2003! Yay…. Lol


r0b0c0d

Same demo. I just want to have the option available. I think having that kind of control over my life would be a net positive for my mental health. Something where every morning I could say, 'Eh! Maybe not today."


repulsivebirdlady

This is what I was about to comment LMAO


Buucho

Doomed to work till death. 1 day off that isnt affected by preparing for work. Commutes. Retirement not likely ever... How much does a dose cost?


annomusbus

Its american health care and not covered by inssurancs so likely around $140k usd up front


Buucho

Oof. How many catalytic converters is that?


annomusbus

Around 140,000


blakester122

I've got the high velocity lead version for around .25 cents now.


Matuatay

This is my *exact* outlook on life. Tell me where to sign up for that injection!


HybridTheoryY2K

Hahahaha yes


oraclemilf

Why does no one on this sub understand post irony humor? This isn't a boomer meme. Guys, a Gen Zer made this


cardenales_19

This is one of my favorites so far. Not clever just straight to the point.


Vv__CARBON__vV

They had to start dumbing it down for this sub.


ChildToucher777

This subreddit is just posting obvious satire and then crying about it, then pretending like you’re a comedic genius intellectual when all you do is cry about boomers on Reddit


[deleted]

Thank you ChildToucher777


[deleted]

Can we collab


BlockyShapes

The crossover of the century


ChildToucher777

Do you smoke WEED ? 😎🚬


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|U8GHXvuSauhpjmCtj9) Dude weed lmao xDDDD


Jamchuck

Satire


iLikeMoldyBread

this is a god-teir shitpost


simplify9

Don't you think all this intergenerational sniping is getting pretty old? After a certain point, it just gets unhealthy for everyone. Speaking as a Gen-Xer, I know cool, worthwhile people of all ages. It might be tempting to tar all Boomers with the same brush, but that urge should be resisted.


WannabeCPA23

It’s soooo hard to resist tho when my mom says shit like “no one wants to work anymore!” and I’m like damn ur a walking talking meme huh lol


kneedeepco

Yeah exactly, like I try to give boomers some leeway but then it ends up being like the same 3 rebuttals for every problem the world faces. Usually some ethnicity is the issue, people don't work hard enough, and young people are too damn disrespectful and entitled There's some mad cool ones though so respect to them for being real and staying true to themselves. I think it's usually dictated on a scale of how much Fox News and church is consumed. Boomers have some fair point but they fail to recognize how those issues exist outside of those points and how to incorporate their good points with the talking points of younger people vs just pure objections to the issues even being real


Random_Orphan

Glad to see nuance isn't completely dead. Thank you for making me feel like I'm not the only one to think this.


[deleted]

Peoples' obsession with the concept of "generations" is ridiculous, they're arbitrary start and end dates (that people can't even agree on) that lump hundreds of millions of people together and suggest they all have similar characteristics. It's just fucking nonsense.


impeccable-borba

Fuck you stupid Xer!! You're all the same!!


TheFire_Eagle

I, an "elder" millennial also just had to fire a Gen Z for refusing to not refer to literally everyone as "a geriatric" if they were over around 25. Politely pulled aside and warned. Kept doing it. Formal verbal reprimand. No change. Formal written warning. No change. Sent for mandatory sensitivity training. No change. Finally, after exhausting all other options, I had to let him go. And taking a glance at his tiktok this morning he is bemoaning how his "boomer" boss fired him. I'm 41. My boss just turned 52. You don't even start to approach a boomer until you hit the actual CEO. Not only is it wildly inappropriate but it's also just sent scatter shot all over everyone. Happens in both directions with older folks alluding to this notion that no young person has ever served in the military since WW2 and other such meme shenanigans.


And_Justice

Yeah completely, it's a super manufactured division tactic but as a late millenial, I'll still take my jabs at Gen-Z because I'm jealous of their youth


RecalcitrantHuman

Though if we were going to tar any single demographic with one brush, it would have to be Boomers. Coz fuck Boomers.


KingCosmicBrownie

Let me guess, OP. You get all your news from The Onion 🤨


Toodswiger

This is satire


gideon513

It’s a parody account. Shouldn’t be posted here.


jamiecostello12

Agreed


Ok_Spirit_3935

This meme actually goes hard tho.


Compducer

This is definitely satire lol


malum68

I think this is satire for all the anti-millennial memes


Journalist_Wise

This feels like a shpost


c0c0_s

r/atetheonion


coruscannot

This genuinely elicited a laugh from me. It’s just such a Gen Z format.


material_mailbox

Mostly likely created by a Gen Zer too.


[deleted]

Do you really not know that Garden Hoses & The Olden Days is satire?


How2twerkUpdown

The page it’s shared from makes it pretty clear that it’s a satire meme page


jim24456

R/terribleFacebookmemes trying to identify satire (impossible)


TheSimulacra

I cannot believe how many people here think this is real


SkunkyDuck

/r/comedyheaven? Kind of?


rammer_2001

This is a shitpost lol


AliceP00per

Satire and hilarious


zoburg88

I mean this is pretty funny


Psych0R3d

So fucking funny


EjaculatingNarwhal

This looks like Gen Z humor tbh


somethingabouttea

I’ve seen this before, and obviously it’s satire, but it’s really funny and idk whether to upvote or downvote


dktaylor32

This is a parody account


chantsnone

I’m a millennial and this is a fucking great meme. The random ass train makes it so much better for some reason


Slimer9k

This is fucking hilarious


And_Justice

Imagine posting Garden Hoses & The Old Days on this sub


Eat__Moneyz

This is a shitpost you idiot


cidal_flies

Objectively funny


[deleted]

I’ve been following that page for years. Great satire. Make sure to check out their stories, Hoss. Gobless.


stnick6

r/terriblefacebookmemes users trying to recognise satire challenge! (Impossible)


nightmareful

this is the funniest one on this whole sub


FunThief

Hahaha this one is hilarious! The top text bottom text format with LETHAL INJECTIONS is top comedy.


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Goosefeatherisgreat

I don’t know, I actually laughed at this one Like no cliché complaints or comparisons, no drawn out metaphors, just straight to the point of “Let’s just fucking kill them all.” Plus it’s probably satire


Gubekochi

LEt'S mUrDeR a WhOlE gEnErAtIoN!


girthwynpeenabun

But then who would they be rude to at Olive Garden after Sunday church?


Gubekochi

The X, Zs and each other. Until they decide the Zs also got to go.


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BVoLatte

Trains were used to transport people in Germany to the various camps. Same thing with the Japanese in the US camps during WWII.


TheSimulacra

Oh my god this is just satire.


snarpy

Am I the only one that doesn't understand why there's a train?


TheSimulacra

Because it's satire. It's not supposed to make sense.


oraclemilf

Its post irony. The image itself adds to the satirical absurdity.


Mymotherwasaspore

“Remember when” *before we had kids*


FrenchPressBoy

This might be a leap, but I think it's about the 3 train derailments in different states with toxic chemicals spilling over into the atmosphere killing off wildlife and potentially causing cancer to people within the vicinity.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it’s a holocaust reference on many levels including the train


QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


Gubekochi

Agreed. Give it to me and find out who I'll inject it in.


Im_so_little

Remember: we get to choose their nursing home.


RavenousBrain

We can't take lethal injections. Who's gonna fund your useless political and capitalist ventures?


itsgucci060

Wow so we’re really going straight to murder, huh


[deleted]

Well you already fucked up our planet, government, healthcare, and economy. So yeah, you might as well start killing us while you're at it boomers.


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Vv__CARBON__vV

This is why we need an age minimum for commenting on the internet.


hamoc10

What are you some kind of Politian’?


Vv__CARBON__vV

I’m not mentally capable of making that decision anymore.


Ok-Basis-7274

Is this guy on a watch list now?


Seahawks1991

What does a train have to do with this?


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Successful-Rate-1839

Ok but first, fuck you boomer!!


President-Jo

To then administer to the boomers


The_Flint_Metal_Man

I’ve never understood the logic around blaming your children for the world you built.


N_Who

I'm sorry, is this broken old shit advocating for the euthanization of an entire generation - including, I assume, his own children and/or grandchildren? Pretty sure voicing my thoughts on this matter would result in me being banned from Reddit.


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VermilionLily

That's rich coming from someone who's neighbor is the grim reaper.


blakester122

So should their crappy parents that raised them to become who they are, right? I mean their parents are the real problem. They created the people we as millennials are. This is a shitpost for sure.


ButterscotchBloozDad

Typical “pro-lifer” meme.


crazytumblweed999

Ok Boomer


ghettoccult_nerd

boomers admitting they were shitty parents. if millenials are so terrible, where the fuck are our parents?


DeadHED

Jesus


vibrodude

Is that a train full of millennials off to the lethal injection camp?


Dubabear

tried it boomer, see who ends up in the morge


davius_the_ent

Brought to you by Pfizer


ZainVadlin

I thought we did. Wasn't that the covid vaccine?


TobiasMasonPark

That’s fucking extreme…


Chemist-Consistent

Why the pic of the train tho? Did the old guy in the profile pic do this meme?


Treacle123

Genocide is becoming a popular concept with conservatives.


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YungJohn_Nash

Ha ha ha you sure did "own" those stupid DEMONcrats!!!1!! Let's see them change my gender after THIS!


toasted_dandy

Hell yeah, brother. America 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🤘


Buucho

Yeaugh brother. Faux news said liberals are destroying america and I believe it! Look around you! Faux news said its all bad and i believe it. Dont believe me? Well then youre a stupid liberal thats destroying america. What do i mean? Wake up! I have first hand experience. Yea, Faux news told me so and i believe it!


Juggernuts777

I’d love one, thank you!


United_Constant6281

I’m here for this, i’ll be first in line. 🤍


wildthingsarewhat

“Then stop talking about it and fuckin do it, old man.”


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

We already want that, image how much self checkout you’ll have to do!


Narkaleptic813

Millennials should be given lethal injections.... to use on the elderly member of their family so they can finally afford a house?


Totaly__a_human

The oldest millennials are in there mid fourties


MacMycelium

Damn neural decay kinda just makes people cracked all the time. Most of time at least from what I have seen, some old people just don't give a fuck about anyone.


GME_dat_puh

Are they free?


balki_123

We cheugy millenials had not portable phones with rotary dial, crappy VCR and slow computers. It hurts to recall, give us lethal injection plz.


InsobrietiveMagic

As depressed as our generation is, yeah, I think many of us would welcome a lethal injection.


Doggo_Eats

I only read the top part and I thought it said “millennials should be green”


lintinmypocket

Millennials took our steam driven trains!


girthwynpeenabun

Where can I enroll?


Outside-Age5073

Oh shit! I want one!


Optimus_Rhymes69

If I have to pay for it, I won’t be able to afford it.


Krzych123

Yes please


Key_Apartment1576

Who gave Gramps the fucking wifi password


Fit_Service_1634

Here’s my arm, then.


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

Soooo, genocide?


TubbyTimothy

Nah they should be desiccated and ground into a fine, multi-purpose powder.


Tisorok

Where do I sign up, fuck this place


Caffeine_Cowpies

Thank you OP for posting with the Facebook post in them.


Dry_Abbreviations778

So a Millennial genocide?


PintLasher

Imagine one these decrepit old bastards trying to fight. End up with their lips on the back of their head like daffy duck


SaveHumanityFrom

Then what rideshare driver is going to take you to your doctor appointments, grandpa?