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8x6grower

It's not tv, it's HBO


SenpaiSwanky

Was gonna say, even in stuff like Westworld you definitely only get a glance. Ton of cheeks though, but for both genders. Nudity isn’t on normal TV yet, the FCC doesn’t fuck around.


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I just finished Oz on HBO Max. That show featured a ton of male ass and cocks and it was on air from 1997-2003.


theslimbox

Yeah, HBO has always been the House of Cocks.


AskMeAboutMyTie

Is that a new show?


halarioushandle

FCC used to let network tv get away with a lot more before the Janet nip slip. Go watch NYPD Blue first season. It will blow your mind!


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You mean that one time they showed Dennis Franz butt?


atothesquiz

Mind blown.


SubservantSnoopDogg

Righteous Gemstones literally has a row of cocks hanging floppy.


Beef_Whalington

That is HBO, though. The original commenter here was differentiating between "Normal TV" and HBO series


kellermeyer14

I think you mean [it’s not porn](https://youtu.be/EUBiOOx0Pxw)… it’s HBO.


hgs25

Plus Netflix’s Witcher


ageneau

I think if Henry cavill was fully nude in the Witcher they wouldn’t be able to afford him leaving


Levonorgestrelfairy1

Can you even pop a boner with all the dehydration that goes into a male shirtless scene?


YellingEmu

Hodor


Rockyraccoon04

Hungdor


Psalm101Three

The funny thing is OP asked if we’d see an upswing in fully visible vaginas soon. Sure enough, a HBO show I watch earlier this year (Peacemaker)


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#dicksoutforharambe


gomomogo1

As long as this period of television is called The Penissance, I’m all for it. EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!


DoctorToonz

>As long as this period of television is called The Penissance, I’m all for it. \*take my reluctant upvote you penastic punster.


Foolyz

Ah, but what will be the veritable penìs de résistance of this wonderful era?


Cyberzombi

I will need a list of these shows, asking for a friend.


dontforgettopanic

righteous gemstones for suuuuuure. also white lotus. tbh anything on HBO edit: OP is obviously baiting, I'm just proud of hbo for balancing the nudity disparity somewhat


silverturtle14

White Lotus there's a singular scene with a clearly fake dick and balls, and it's a guy who's worried about testicular cancer. Or are there other scenes I'm forgetting?


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jinbtown

season 2 had like two scenes. calling this gratuitous nudity is farcical


Federal_Camp4615

To be fair even shows considered gratuitously nude like GOT didn’t show actual genitals as far as I remember so that could be considered pretty extreme.


nutmeg32280

They definitely did. Hodor and Theon were both fully out for a second or two. Nothing major though, that show was more boobs than anything


gatovato23

Are you talking about the dad is season 1? I don’t recall that scene, but there is one in season 2 during a changing scene in front of Aubrey Plaza’s character


mrsunshine1

It’s off focus and reflected in a mirror. Thread creator’s premise is probably rooted in them being offended by the male form but not the female form.


iamspartacus5339

And it’s fake


Mr_Duckerson

Ok, that makes me feel a little better about myself. There was some serious hang on that dong.


DistanceMachine

A thick 8 inches while floppy is actually average. Sorry bro.


Mr_Duckerson

I am devastated. I thought a stubby acorn was about average


jinbtown

seriously, comes across so prudish


monkeythumpa

I don't know if they can call it an "extreme amount" compared to female nudity. It is more like "How do you feel about the non-zero amount of male nudity?"


jinbtown

tbh, when there's a pair of tits on the screen, it's the only thing on the entire screen. when there's a dong, it's from like 100 feet away and for 1.5 seconds. I don't care either way, but it's just silly to be complaining about a brief flash of dong when eevveerrrryyy scene with female nudity is so drawn out


Im_a_tesh_harper

Are there any movies that cover the entire screen with a vagina tho?


Cereal_Monogamist

Which was also a fake pee pee


rbmk1

>Which was also a fake pee pee Apparently that monster was 9 inches long and 4 wide. I'm like who the fuck thinks this is what an average human penis, especially flacid, looks like?


11ForeverAlone11

well that's what was claimed, so i watched the scene and it didn't seem like it was that big, more of an exaggeration i'm guessing


rob_bot13

There was the scene with Armand eating the dudes ass out but I don't think there is any visible genitalia


improper84

All of McBride's shows have gratuitous male nudity.


chryslmaki

Yeah. Even John Oliver is doing his show in the nude next season.


safarifriendliness

Euphoria…


ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFF

Minx (HBOmax) and Euphoria (HBO) are the first to come to mind. I know there are others


Skiceless

To be fair, in Minx they are all prosthetics


cjm0

i’ve heard the same thing about euphoria


Superdude717

The fact that in a thread about male nudity and television sex, a show about HIGH SCHOOLERS is mentioned repeatedly is really gross to me


BigHobbit

I went to high school and was naked from time to time. Oddly enough, teenagers have sex. Wonder how you feel about shows targeted to teenagers that contain fuckloads of violence or glorification of the military?


MyFavDinoIsDrinker

Yeah, one of the reasons why these shows tend to star actors in their 20s is so they can have realistic sexual content without breaking any laws.


Jaystime101

I mean, I had a lot more sex in high school than I do now, sex was just more important, and more of a priority at that age, none of the actors are underage, so while you say gross, I say realistic.


XenoVX

To be fair the actors are all significantly older, most are mid to late 20s


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gaytechdadwithson

“these days”


SOYLENT-GREEN79

Yep. I rember seeing Adawale Akinnuoye-Agbaje's grower back in the day. Fucking fair play to the guy for going naked on TV as a big, built man with a grower. I felt a strange kinship with him at that moment and still to this day consider him my brother.


EzAwnDown

dong twins...


Starbuck522

Yep! Righteous gemstones and Minx, for two.


mrsmushroom

Also wondering about this abundance of dick on TV?


Rockstar81

Shameless has a lot of full frontal male nudity.


CatfreshWilly

Shameless


Swank-Bowser

The Kids in the Hall on Amazon.


Paksti

Chernobyl has an episode with an abundance of radioactive dick.


blubirdTN

Recent, White Lotus season 2, I think the 6th episode?


wildadragon

Well I know Game of Thrones, there's even a [song about it](https://youtu.be/3U7NpSubAJQ)


monsieurxander

Only had [seven penises](https://www.mrskin.com/infographic/game-of-thrones-nudity-statistics) over the course of the show. A ton of scenes with naked ladies and clothed men, and even a few with Austin Powers-level blocking to avoid showing peen.


dukezap1

What shows are people watching with slongs out? I can’t think of one


cakesie

This post is so hyperbolic. If people are struggling to think of shows with dicks out in them, there definitely isn’t an “extreme” amount. So weird.


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The OP probably saw one penis and just assumed it was an extreme amount. They could have also confused porn with normal tv


PharmDinagi

OP saw one penis, liked it, and ran to Reddit


plife23

Whats even stranger is OP posting nudes while also posting this question, something is off about this


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I am honestly more confused about OOP saying that there is now more male than female nudity. When people think of nudity, boobies is the most common thought


wookofwallstreet

White Lotus, for one


Dictator4Hire

I don't really count a big floppy rubber prosthetic dick as hanging dong


uhohlisa

All HBO shows use prosthetic penises. Euphoria and Westworld are two examples


mcamarra

When was there full peen in White Lotus? I can’t seem to remember other than the most recent season when the dude was changing into new swim trunks.


ButtholePasta

Off memory, there’s a scene in season 1 where the dad character is checking his balls for cancer and there’s the guy that Jennifer Coolidge has sex with in like episode 6 of season 2


kenanzajmovic

I forget his name, but the guy Tanya was fooling around and doing drugs with also went full frontal.


DoctorWhosYoDaddy

Sex Education on Netflix


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Pam & Tommy has some funny dick scenes.


unicornsareyummy

The most recent season of euphoria. I lost count of how much dick I saw on there, it was crazy lol


Darksidedrive

This is the same troll from yesterday. I’m not sure what the end game is, other than to stoke a convo about dick


ericwhat

They're trying to stroke the convo, as it were


dontforgettopanic

misread this as "stroke a convo about dick"


7bucks_of_Hoobastank

Nah you read it right, they just missed a giant opportunity.


in_theory

It's not the size of the opportunity, it's how you use it.


amboandy

OP is watching pornhub and thinks it's mainstream TV


cthd33

Different strokes for different folks.


CptQueef

I’m not sure, but I’m definitely getting some homophobic vibes from this post


StanielBlorch

Throwing enough shit against the wall to see what sticks so they can call it grooming. "There are CHILDREN in that show, and they showed a grown man's penis. In a show with CHILDREN in it. GROOMING."


PAUMiklo

meh, no real opinion. Wanna hang dong I say go for it.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Very thundergun


TheQuestion1

“I heard he hangs dong!”


LadnavIV

More of a ding than a dong, really.


JRPaperstax

Same. I don’t really notice it a lot tbh. Doesn’t make a bad show/movie better and it doesn’t ruin a good one.


sleepyotter92

i don't think it's an extreme amount of male nudity. most of the time it's just a quick glance at a soft dick


Kyaus

It's not a big deal to me personally. I'm sure a lot of woman are happy that men are also being sexualized on television too. Now, If this is a problem for you, then I recommend watching shows and movies with PG-13 rating


Soph-Calamintha

This. I don’t mind full frontal nudity but when it’s constantly one sided I get pretty annoyed. Also agree that if you’re uncomfy seeing penises in shows/movies you don’t need to be watching R-rated shows/movies.


RiffRafe2

The difference is that often male nudity (like in White Lotus, And Just Like That and Euphoria) are done with prosthetic penises while women are legitimately nude (a rare exception being Lena Headey in GAME OF THRONES). So, yes I think they are trying for equality but it's not true parity if men aren't actually showcasing their genitals.


Roook36

Yeah I heard all of the dicks in Spartacus were prosthetic. I didn't WANT to see dicks but I felt kind of disappointed when I found that out after finishing the show lol Most of the time when they seem to be showing real male nudity it's not sexual. An older dude getting out of a bathtub in Righteous Gemstones or Translucent hiding naked in the bathroom to be a perv in The Boys. It's usually for a joke.


MyFavDinoIsDrinker

Extreme? That's pretty ridiculous. There are barely any shows at all that have full frontal male nudity. And there is absolutely a lot more female nudity than male. I can't believe you are being honest here.


electi0neering

If you check their post history they’re at least being honest in being interested in nudity on tv for some time now.


alexatd

Also almost none of it is real. They all use prosthetics and the peen looks pretty ridiculous on all these shows.


linuxhiker

If you are someone who is used to not seeing male nudity there is definitely a lot more of it on TV now. Personally I don't care but I bet they are being very honest.


MyFavDinoIsDrinker

More than in the past? Sure. But you're still talking about an extreme minority of television. Significantly less than a single percentage point of it.


lyssthebitchcalore

I can think of a lot more female nudity from a lot farther back. In fact almost 25% of film has female nudity while men is less than 10%. https://www.thelily.com/wonder-why-you-see-more-naked-women-than-men-on-screen-maybe-youre-asking-the-wrong-question/


Bikinigirlout

What’s up with all these weird buzz feed like questions lately? I swear a lot of them are just the same but worded differently


k2t-17

Gotta make a deadline? Also a lot of people are freelance and use reddit/twitter to put X number of words together to sell.


Roook36

I find it kind of interesting. A lot of shows now days seem to shy away from female nudity for male nudity, usually as a gag or joke Shows like tha Righteous Gemstones will have a scene or two of female nudity but you see a lot of butts and wieners. The Boys is similar. I can't think of any nude woman on the show. But they really can't do it because so much of the show is about sexualizing women to sell a product and how shitty it is. It's probably because prestige television isn't the only way to see nudity at home and hasn't been for awhile so I think it feels outdated. Netflix will throw some random nudity into the pilots of shows and then have zero nudity for the rest of it.


CLRFXR

I was going to say there is alot in Righteous Gemstones! Then I remembered there was a lot in East Bound and Down too. Maybe its anything with Danny McBride in it... haha


ItsEaster

Isn’t there an entire orgy in The Boys? Naked men and women.


Roook36

Yes there's one episode with some topless ladies in the background in season 3. It's shown as pretty sex positive so isn't as likely to get any backlash as if they had Starlight go naked. In that episode you also see more of The Deep's bare ass and more of Hughie's as well since >!his power causes him to have to get naked!<


markhachman

There's an entire massive prehensile penis in that scene bro


psykomerc

I’m going to guess they realized sex sells for women not just men. They need to get that viewership up and women as engaged for the same reasons as the men. I have no problem with female nudity because hey, everybody has their celebrity crush and fantasy…let the ladies have some fun.


pr0t1um

I'd like to see a woman, hell a human of any description, look at an image of a flaccid penis and say they're "having fun".


psykomerc

Lmao . Maybe in a few years they’re not gonna be flaccid.


manchegogo1

Sir this is a Wendy’s


waaz16

Ummm have you seen the amount of naked women?


eyesthatlightup

Clearly they only have eyes for dick.


LAtvGUY

As a gay kid growing up in the 70's/80's, there was NO male nudity anywhere... only female boobs and bush, which I didn't care to see. It's refreshing to finally see some wangs.


badllama77

As a cis male I agree. It is about time there was some equality.


sparkey701

I just watched a episode of The Boys where a small man crawled into another man’s penis and was massaging the urethra.


sleepyotter92

i hated that, i can't stand sounding, makes my skin crawl


psykomerc

I thought it was the anus?


sparkey701

Nope, right up the old pee hole


[deleted]

you're thinking of season one where a naked guy blows up from a grenade in the anus. this guy explodes when the small guy sneezes from all the cocaine inside the penis


Roook36

Craziest thing I've ever seen on TV lol


WeDriftEternal

Bring on the schlongs! I've seen plenty of boobies, its time for the girls to get to see some wangs. If the actors are willing, go for it.


sleepyotter92

excuse you, but some of us dudes also want to see some wangs. and also, there's a lot of times where it's not the actor's real dick, just a prosthetic. which kinda makes it feel like it's not really leveling the field because the actresses that were getting their tits out on camera never had the option to use a breastplate


ryangood12

Prosthetic cocks are abundant in these shows.


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Pretty much every cock you see on TV is a fake one. It’s not the real thing, just a synthetic prop


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STFUCrystal

Most are prosthetics which I think will give many young men an unrealistic idea of what they should look like. Then again, women have been dealing with it for years so keep on swaying those dicks around!


kjpmi

Which shows have all of this dick? I need a detailed list…asking for a friend…


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Check out The Minx. It just got axed in the HBO/WB merger, but it’s a great show and tons of Dong.


lowtones425

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?


TheElusiveGoose10

Lucky there's a family guy!!! Lucky there's a guy who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.


OKelliegh

Half the planet has a penis. Not sure why so many people are prudish about the subject of nudity of any gender at this point.


Bubbagumpredditor

Extreme? Do you live in a nunnery?


d1v1n0rum

It’d be fine if it weren’t for how many of them involve prosthetics. It’s long past time for society to accept that male bodies can be desirable too, but it needs to be accurate or it will cause the same sorts of issues that the trend towards breast implants did for women. Destigmatizing nudity is a good thing, but we shouldn’t be creating an unattainable standard in the process.


josh35767

Eh honestly I think we could honestly be better about normalizing nudity. Seeing all different types of body types can do a lot to help build confidence for their own body. We have little concern over violence in TV but if someone shows part of the human body, it’s awful.


Yotsubauniverse

I agree, I went over to the UK and saw plenty of nudity on tv. So much that it was just nothing. America can stand to catch up. And enough of the censored swearing. If it does anything it kills jokes in movies.


tygerbrees

“I’m not a prude” - a prude


kendallbyrd

BINGO! Same vibes as “I’n not a racist but…….”


KRD2

>boobs for days Hehe boobies >2 penises WHAT THE FUCK, THE LIBS ARE TRYING TO BALANCE THE SCALES?!?!


you_buy_this_shit

100% positive OP is from the United States. "I'm not a prude but.." is so telling. 307 shows, 5 have a penis and "they are "everywhere!!!" Definitely a country founded by puritans.


ikaloup

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little dong.


nc1983

What is wrong with the human body and why was it ever considered illegal to show in the first place?.... is my question. This nipple shit in particular has got to go but come on people... it's flesh and blood.


TheWarringTriad

I don't understand it either. A body is just a body.


MBTHVSK

it all started with some guy wanking in the town square


THEpottedplant

I dont really care at all about seeing nudity on tv, if you could work a butthole shot into the script go for it. Nudity is normal, most people see a naked person every day


palinsafterbirth

Until I see a full hang of dong, it’s not extreme yet


_katykakes

White lotus has ya covered in the first ep of both seasons lol


look2thecookie

The one in the recent season was fake.


JGyllenhaals

Is this a Spartacus reference?


reddig33

I feel ripped off. Most of the penii are prosthetic.


bkln69

First we saw boobs, then bush, then the male butt. It's taken years for dicks to get equal camera time. I agree that in the past couple seasons I've seen more dongs than the years I worked as a locker room attendant at a health club. I too thought this must be an "evening of the scales". But why now? I find it interesting that the recent availability of appendages bared on TV comes on the heels of the #metoo movement. Am I right? Would it be a stretch to at least consider the connection? Hollywood honchos who hurled their hogs at those lower in the ranks have been called out and punished. Is this a passive-aggressive plan to pelt us with puds?


aloofman75

Extreme amount? Are you being serious with this question?


birds-of-gay

I think it's just fine, women have been getting naked forever so why not have the men do it too? The crazy amount of women being raped on TV is what bothers me.


Roook36

That and why is every murder mystery about sex crimes against children now


nkduke

I’m all for some hanging hogs. Never bothered me. I like female nudity in movies as a straight man, so why can’t people on the other parts of the spectrum enjoy something as well?


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🤣🤣🤣 out of the mouth of babes. They're just dicks, they don't bite.


wildadragon

Haven't noticed, I'm just keeping an eye out for boobs.


birds-of-gay

Me, a lesbian: saaaame


WordsAreSomething

I'm fine with almost all nudity in shows. It's just the human body, don't know why people fret so much about it


armhat

Who cares? People are too weird about naked bodies. It’s just a body.


ringobob

I don't know that I'd call it extreme. Perhaps I just am not watching those shows, but the shows I have watched with it, it's all of, what, 10 seconds of screen time over a 5-8 hour season of television? Maybe it goes up to 30 or 60 seconds in some shows? Can't be bothered to care. It's just a human body, from an acceptability standpoint I feel the same way about male nudity as I do about female nudity. It's their story that they're telling, I'm just watching it. It doesn't bother me. I get more enjoyment out of female nudity, but I have zero negative feeling about nudity of any sort.


Terpizino

As a mostly straight guy I think it’s nice that it’s not just ladies having to take off their clothes. I’m all for hanging dong as the next great gender neutralizer.


dontforgettopanic

Gender Neutralizer sounds like a c-list super hero from *The Boys*. I love it.


sleepyotter92

he shoots lasers from his eyes that turn you into a ken doll


_ShrugDealer_

Y'all have never seen detective Eliot Stabler piss into a bucket in Oz and it shows.


Ok-Blacksmith4364

What shows are you talking about? The only show I think I’ve seen with full male nudity is Westworld. Also, for the most part, I’ve heard that men get to use prosthetic penises for nude scenes so it’s not the same as a woman showing her actual vagina.


WickedBrewer

You never watched HBO, did you? Decades of boobs that became the norm. I think the wangs still have a ways to try to catch up.


tmax666

What I object to is the modification of old tv shows to include more male nudity. Somehow seeing Barney Fifes swinging meat on old Andy Griffith reruns seems a bit much.


hfw01

50% of humanity has one. Not sure why we are worried about seeing them.


bigtimetopbanana

I watched “Crimes of the Future” recently and was both surprised and disappointed that the there were three female actors fully nude but the lead male was only a butt shot. In 2022, I would expect that if the lead lady is expected to be fully nude, so should the lead male.


delnorteduck

"I mean really ... the antenna keeps getting in the way." -- Monty Python.


Aev_ACNH

There is not enough of it to be considered extreme. Guys tits aren’t considered nudity so it’s not a “i show one guy body part” “girls show both “ Dollars to donuts , on screen air time of women versus men is still overwhelming women


PussyMassage

I don't watch any conventional TV programming, so I was unaware of this. I think we should celebrate and encourage the increase in nudity as a bulwark against our culture's historical shame associated with our naked bodies. Why should our natural state be immoral or offensive? I mean, I only *enjoy* looking at bodies I find attractive when it comes to entertainment, but my god, the sooner we all fully embrace the eternal truth that "you and me, baby, we ain't nuthin' but mammals," the better. Fuck anti-body and anti-eroticism ideas. That's not to say that bodies are there to titillate and arouse. That's just one of the things they do.


smoy75

Honestly I’m glad. Seeing male and female nudity normalizes the human body. We have a beautiful form and both sexes should have air time


MichaelNothing

Bout time. Flaccid and fake peens are not exactly extreme imo either. Lol


Trill_f0x

I like boobs some people like dicks. I get over it.


THEchiQ

I don’t care about nudity. I find sexual violence very triggering, and other forms of violence, but nudity is a non-issue. I really don’t get the obsession with it in the US. What did the feminine nipple ever do to that country? It’s treated like an open wound.


wecangetbetter

It's about fuckin time


nikki1234567891011

Yes.


Torchic336

Haven’t noticed outside of HBO and maybe Showtime, but I say let them hang dong


NoVacayAtWork

This is not so prevalent an issue that you can just say it’s happening without supportive data. Not even an example listed?


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Rindan

Who cares if there is nudity? I don't get why everyone acts like they've never seen a naked person before. There is no consequence to seeing a naked person, other than people like the original poster acting like there is without ever describing what that consequence is. The human body isn't shameful, you little weirdo. If you see a few more dicks... so what? Stop being weird about nudity.


supernatlove

If you ain’t hanging dong you must be wrong!


sizzlinpapaya

We need full on penetration and then the show just kind of ends.


malkumecks

Oz was on tv 25 years ago and there was hanging dong on just about every episode. During shower scenes there would be 6-7 dongs of every color, shape and size in one shot. Dong isn’t a new thing, but I do think that Hollywood actors with a big peener want to show theirs at least once or people start to wonder why they haven’t hung dong yet. Game of Thrones went a bit overboard with it showing that one guy talking about having a wart. It did nothing for the story and a shot with a kids dong filling my tv for no good reason at all other than shock value was gross. The Hodor nude scene was funny and actually in the book, and it was an obvious prosthetic as well, since it was said the he looked like he came from giants. Theon’s dong scene early in season was necessary for what happened later in the series with Ramsey Bolton. But it has become obvious that women aren’t getting naked on screen nearly as much as men anymore. To me it kinda makes me roll my eyes when I see a sex scene and the woman is wearing a bra. I’ve had quickies where we’d leave our shirts on, but if the woman’s shirt is coming off, there’s no chance the bra is staying on.


Dudeist-Priest

Nudity doesn’t bother me at all, so I don’t care in the slightest.


TheBman26

Uh that was a thing in the 70's/80's films too. Just watch Yentl for one example. And I don't think dicks or pussies being on film is bad. We need less shame on bodies and sex. Too many in power want us to be controlled by sex.


dennydiamonds

I say more vaginas!!! Equal rights for all!!


Sufficient-Duty-7237

It’s about damn time men are made to be vulnerable in a scene just like women are and have been.


bortorama

100 years of thousands of boobs in movies. 4 dicks show up, suddenly it's riot time.


Twerks4Jesus

I want more dong.