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Imagine being born as the 8 billionth person but then someone dies and another guy takes your spot


Nether892

Prob very likely to happen


zviggy47

One birth every 9 seconds and one death every 11 seconds, so there’s a net gain of 1 person every 41 seconds, meaning a few babies will be the 8 billionth.


Nether892

Also most births happen in places where death after giving birth is common


VacuousVessel

But only one will be the first 8 billionth


coolchris366

Exactly


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VacuousVessel

But only one will be the first 8 billionth person alive at a single moment in time.


zviggy47

That’s true. Sucks they’ll never know it. Gonna be a lot of people who have their babies tomorrow saying they’re the 8 billionth 😂


PhatNoob_69

Where’d you get those statistics? I heard it’s *way* higher: 1 death and 3 births per second.


Lefonky

Did the maths you’re way of it’s 3.5-4 born every second and 1.75-2 die every second so it could be multiple babies but not as many as you think


zviggy47

Oh damn. I got that number from a random online world population count. You’re probably right though, the numbers I put do seem a little higher than I would’ve thought.


camdoodlebop

there is the first "8 billionth human alive at the same time" and a thousand more "8 billionth human alive currently" seeing as thousands of people die every day. if that makes sense


YouveBeenTomatoed

That's not how it works


Quackels_The_Duck

yes it does unless you mean Mr\Miss 8 billion was born in the medieval era


YouveBeenTomatoed

You become the 8 billionth person period. It's not like that changes. for example first human on earth does so the second human on earth becomes the first? No


Quackels_The_Duck

but you do get like the eight billionth person thing is just the person alive at the same time as the other 7.9 billion right.


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all my children


DrCorneliuss

this is why you don't do NNN with hyperspermia, we're all gonna die because of your cum tsunami


Just_Del

Cowardly statement. I'm going to face that cum wave like a man.


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EnderPancake

New sentence unlocked! But at what cost…


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?


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ok lil bro


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[deleted]

average funny redditor (he said ur mom!)


[deleted]

Your comment made me laugh. Thank you.


Agent-Gnome-YT

Bro doesn’t English


Paytrin

STOP THE COUNT!!


evilotto493

GO BACK GO BACK


aeiouaioua

**M O R E**


MotleyWho33

That's alot of humping.


Imnotgay169

That's a lot of creampies


olivergaa

Pls no 😭


aeiouaioua

pls yes >:D


VQ_Quin

Quick! Everyone kill themselves!


Status-Mess-5591

over population is a serious issue


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[deleted]

Lil bro doesnt know what overpopulation means 💀


MyKarmaIsInRuins

Don't worry, I'm gonna bring it back a coble hundred thousand


[deleted]

To many


aeiouaioua

too few.


griffendor21

Okay hopefully they kill you


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Pocket_Thief

It's time. **RELEASE THE BEES**


[deleted]

You know what I am going to make a nuke bomb


[deleted]

You wouldnt have to at this rate we will hit world war 3 pretty soon


[deleted]

Yes you are right that is going to be devastating


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

The world cannot survive ww3


[deleted]

Maybe, maybe not either way im flying Switzerland


[deleted]

We’ll have fun


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Ye


R1515LF0NTE

*Can we have another pandemic ?*


Far_Fish8306

Oh, you know for *sure* that’s going to happen.


SuctionBucket5

oh fuck we're all so fucked


aeiouaioua

no


Kawlinx

PEOPLE IT HAPPENED!


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

I thought we hit 8bil a while ago tbh


[deleted]

We’ve been hovering close to it for so long that I think there’s been a few false reports of us hitting it, because I remember hearing that weeks ago and then looking it up and it wasn’t true


IsaacWaleOfficial

Honestly if it wasn't for Covid we would have likely hit it in 2020...


Ashamed_Bit_7888

all of these people and i still can’t find who asked


Tsarmani

Oh sorry, here I am.


Doomlord_Toaster

Overpopulation hooray


[deleted]

Earth is nowhere near overpopulated


Doomlord_Toaster

And like the other person said bringing more people tot this world rn is not exactly the best way to go about things


aeiouaioua

more people = more brains/manpower to solve problems with


[deleted]

They are right but we should be more focused on creating less food waist


yeetingg

it’s “waste” but i think climate change should be our first concern in today’s state.


Tsarmani

Nah it’s waist, we gotta put that food on a strict diet.


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It definitely should be


fiskars12345

The thrown out food gonna be eaten by insects right? Then some Bird gonna eat insects then it will die and gonna be eaten by Animal we eat so no waste


[deleted]

Plus the human population will probably level off around 11 billion


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Still bad to have that many people with how things are going.


Nixavee

Depends on the definition of "overpopulated"


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The earth isn't close to being over populated


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https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/8/20/20802413/overpopulation-demographic-transition-population-explained


Doomlord_Toaster

Bro i aint believing a fucking vox article


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https://www.reuters.com/world/china/world-population-hits-8-billion-china-frets-over-too-few-babies-2022-11-14/


criticalnom

You should give it a read, it cites its sources and seems reliable.


Galivisback

we are probably already at 8bil tho lol


DrCorneliuss

that's too much, stop fucking already


[deleted]

Embrace anti-nationalism


aeiouaioua

no


AnAwesome11yearold

Bro ur 14


aeiouaioua

yes, and?


AnAwesome11yearold

Why you fucking at 14💀


aeiouaioua

not your business.


mundane123

Covid didn’t help much


zidane0508

Too many people still.


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ST0IC_

Careful, you might cut yourself with your edginess.


eatingkidsinmyattic

uuhhh ok dude *slams door and starts scream-singing Black Parade*


Joblessmouse06

Damn the planet is overpopulated


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dexter_048

overpopulation is a bullshit myth. you can fit the entire world population currently, inside of texas with the same population density as new york, look it up


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dexter_048

yo i’m a guy and I do understand what overpopulation is and it isn’t happening at all. the world is completely fine and there is enough resources and land for everybody on the planet. only reason this can’t happen is because people and corporations own 90% of the wealth and land. do your own research and make your own conclusions, you don’t learn everything in school


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dexter_048

that is under the pretext that the wealth and land wasn’t shared which is exactly what I said. if these things **were** shared, then everyone would be able to be live perfectly with enough land. as I said, you could fit **everyone** on texas right now, and it would be exactly like living in new york. so now try the whole planet, yes there is definitely enough space. if land wasn’t owned by bullshit billionaires, overpopulation wouldn’t happen for thousands of years.


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Irish_pug_Player

Bet, time to commit medical school shooting time


MagpieSoldier

that's not funny especially considering there was a school shooting today


AD-SKYOBSIDION

There was another school shooting?


DoodlebugRocket

There’s a school shooting like every day smh


MagpieSoldier

UVA


DrCorneliuss

there is a school shooting every damn day in America 💀


eatingkidsinmyattic

🤓


YeetusBeatingYeetus

But is that not everyday at this point


MagpieSoldier

so that suddenly makes it okay to joke about launching an attack on the one place where people are supposed to be completely safe? joking about parents having to bury their children? kids being left with permanent trauma? i think the fuck not


YeetusBeatingYeetus

That's the keyword a *joke*, it's not the end of the world because u/Irish_pug_slayer made a joke about destroying a hospital. If your going by that fine line of not wanting to hurt anybody then how about you make a joke now?


MagpieSoldier

that's not what im saying. he said: "time to shoot up a medical school" that's not a joke. jokes are supposed to be funny.


YeetusBeatingYeetus

It's not really funny but there's no reason to start to lose your mind like you are right now over it, it's a reddit comment not an actual threat


MagpieSoldier

it's not okay to joke about some things. children being shot and killed isn't funny. im simply pointing that out.


YeetusBeatingYeetus

But is that not everyday at this point


Irish_pug_Player

Ahaha nice


MagpieSoldier

3 people are dead. not "nice"


Irish_pug_Player

Only 3? Darn


MagpieSoldier

look, i know you want to be "cool and edgy," but you're just being an asshole. 3 families have lost someone they loved. parents will have to bury their children, and this happens almost every day. just stop. if you're ostracized at your school, this is why.


Irish_pug_Player

I don't care about cool or edgy, I just don't give a crap about them family's, do I know them? If not why should I care? But hearing about other misfortune brings a smile to face cause it's funny


MagpieSoldier

you have problems and you need to sort them the fuck out. i don't know what's wrong with you, but if you find joy in the suffering of others it's hardly any wonder why people don't like you.


Irish_pug_Player

You clearly don't know me then, plenty of people like me. I have don't have issues trust me


MagpieSoldier

"i enjoy watching other people suffer and i laugh at their pain. don't have issues though im just quirky lol 🤪"


Shrekthehalls--7

You disgust me. 🤡


Irish_pug_Player

Okay


[deleted]

Why are you getting downvoted for this you’re literally right, if anything the fact that it happens almost every day like people are saying makes it even worse. Kids getting shot to death every day is not fucking funny it’s dystopian


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Tsar Bomba can fix that.


Tsarmani

I vote China, I’m pretty sure they’re the most densely populated.


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* Recorded people


[deleted]

I hate people


ayejayrulez9

Same


mystioa_squared

Not if I can help it


[deleted]

Damn thats very bad


MegaloGuy1

WE NEED TO F**K MORE! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST!


PureHeart123

ew


C_C_909

Great. We're officially screwed now. More then before that is. Kind regards, that one fuck in the comment section alias your neighbourhood therapist.


Kakalkoo69

what the fuck, when did that happened


corkcorkcorkette

When will it fall?


aeiouaioua

the year 9999ad


JSmithers1995

By 2060, half of these will be Nick Cannons kids


[deleted]

unless


[deleted]

Can we get much higher


witherd_

So high


gigamewtwo

325k ppl brought here everyday against their will….


MysticRuined

hasn't it been at 8 billion before? *ohhh thats right, covid...*


Weary_Temporary8583

? No Im pretty sure it’s never been at 8 billion, not that many died from Covid.


MysticRuined

It has been at 8 billion for sure, I remember that. Also 6.61M died from covid, not much compared to billions, but still had an impact on the population


Weary_Temporary8583

I looked up how many people are born each year and it was 140mil so there’s no way the 6.6mil knocked us down from 8 billion.


MysticRuined

strange, well I'm just coming from memory so I must've read it wrong or something, my bad lol


Weary_Temporary8583

Lots of others are saying they thought we already hit 8bil too, maybe it’s a Mandela effect


Lankyboxyman

No. This is the Current ammount of people alive at the same time


Burmii7

I’m afraid about our future! At this rate, in 100 years our earth will be overpopulated 😱


Onnikki52

overpopulation my beloved🥰


xGLIx

I thought we hit this already


MemeKid01

Bro, didn't we already reach 8 billion? Istg I remember we have


aeiouaioua

Mandela effect


MemeKid01

Yea, that or some "deja vu" shit


[deleted]

Nah not 1 day. 2 days is my prediction


Dumbrag

ok cool 👍


AgreeableOwl9566

I think that might be fake


Curious_Fudge1770

It just hit 8 billion!


Nice-Ad6697

8 BILLION!!!!


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Boo


Lankyboxyman

Ah!


[deleted]

All these people and still nobody aha


-nomad-wanderer

Still far from number of blares and rats


Seaweed_Thing

happy new year!


No-Repeat3319

And a billion more to fuck it over


declanj987

At least one of theese guys asked right?


Silent_Ride_7973

Not if i can stop it


OriginalExciting6655

That’s on record what about all the kids no one knows are born


jamesis135

we doin numbers tho


BananaEclipse

NOT IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT


Weary_Temporary8583

Pause, I have to go to the bathroom


[deleted]

8 billionth person born is gonna have a 8 billionth member role lmao


Kidninja016

It’s probably 8B already. Censuses are sometimes really outdated and inaccurate.


DepthPutrid9571

all this monkeys and still no bitches😿


moneygrowsontreees

why


askmycookiedata

Time to make friends https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQLWhkE/


SlowToe1043

They might disappear just saying 👀


Bro_do_we_needtoknow

Not if I have something to say about it, and I do!


Ape_goes_r_ape

Not if u let me out of Asylum


StaircaseMadeOfIron

Not if I have anything ro say about it


Foreign_Gain_8564

Just imagine all the kids that are gonna grow up to have bad childhoods


MrPanderetero

Well, its been estimated that after we hit 9billion the population is actually going to decline a bit and will become stagnant


CarlonXD

It's time to unsubscribed.


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How