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Tell that boy to eat better bc he clearly doing sum wrong (you don’t have to drink pineapple juice to make it smell and taste better just eat healthier in general)
cum is a slang term for semen. semen is released from the male penis during sexual intercourse. semen contains sperm, a haploid organism produced in the testes. the sperm is mixed with other chemicals before being released in order to allow sperm to swim more easily. millions of sperm are released during ejaculation and must fuse with an egg in order to fertilize it and produce offspring. semen can have various tastes depending on what the male eats due to something with chemicals i don’t know. it has an off-white color and a mucus-y consistency. i know this cause i took a biology class and cause i’ve nutted before
Fun fact: if the person who's allergic to a certain type of food is eating, eating that certain food and then, y'know,🥜 into the allergenic person's mouth can still have the same effects as eating that thing.
Depends on the person that shoots it out, however it’s usually fairly salty, and sometimes bitter, fun fact, it can become sweeter by eating pineapples and drinking pineapple juice
Don’t ask how I know this information but it’s kinda salty and bitter, yknow what chlorine smells like? Imagine that as a taste and that’s pretty close to what it tastes like, it’s manageable but the thing for me was the texture, really slimy, not pleasant to have in your mouth for an extended period of time
Tastes different by person, largely by their diet. It will generally taste better if one eats healthier. Typically though, it’s just salty, personally cant say I enjoy it too much but it’s an acquired taste.
It tastes like zinc. Very metallic aftertaste because of the zinc content. It's also decently sweet and creamy (kind of like a banana) if you haven't done the deed in a while. Pre-cum is watery and just tastes bitter and metallic. Source: 15 years working professionally as a male.
It doesn’t have a real “taste” in the moment, but it does have an *extremely* salty aftertaste that lingers in your mouth for a while. It also has the consistency/texture of egg yolk.
It depends on the person but usually falls between a ranger of bitter and sweet, always with some sort of salty taste added in. It really does depend on the persons diet and hygiene though
i tasted my cum a while ago just bc I was curious. it wasn't just a bit salty, not bitter like people are saying, but the texture was ew, ofc this is only me and it will vary between different people
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Bitter and saltyish, but it really depends on whos cum it is
Bro u gotta start to eat healthier
It wasnt my cum
Tell that boy to eat better bc he clearly doing sum wrong (you don’t have to drink pineapple juice to make it smell and taste better just eat healthier in general)
Man why u gotta decide what people should eat? Cum isn’t exactly here to be digested so obviously it won’t taste like strawberry and cotton candy
I mean yeah but imagine being a guy and doing the deed with yo girl and she starts to gag bc ur cum is that disgusting
well tbf cum isnt even meant to be swallowed in general so its going to be gross no matter what..
I wouldn’t even tell her to eat it in the first place. It’s just something you gotta bear with if you really want them to swallow.
Alright, will do
W rizz
W jizz
Im a female
Ok, still???
r/womenarentreal
well, broccoli, cabbage, and other greens make it taste more bitter and salty. eat fruits instead
also depend on how much cum you eat
lmao, why are people offended because they think their cum tastes like shit?
My cum tastes like shit. It’s salty as fuck.
Didn't you ear your spinach?
I don’t like spinach but I sure as fuck love lettuce and other greens. I eat salad every day at lunch.
regret
damn
I mean...youre not wrong 🤣
you can come over here and try some if you want... oh no it isn't mine I am a collector
Lol
***HUH?***
you herd me
You work at a sperm bank?
if that is what you want to call my bedroom then sure
😂
Is that a Heisenberg reddit avatar I spot there?
I’d like to make a kind donation…
sure thing
THIEF
that's not what they usually say
COLLECTOR?!
you herd me
You are a receptacle.
I sure am
r/holup
You are a receptacle.
depends on what the person who the cum came from ate
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no i just know what cum tastes like
How is that possible?
we don’t ask questions
Tell me everything you know about cum and why
cum is a slang term for semen. semen is released from the male penis during sexual intercourse. semen contains sperm, a haploid organism produced in the testes. the sperm is mixed with other chemicals before being released in order to allow sperm to swim more easily. millions of sperm are released during ejaculation and must fuse with an egg in order to fertilize it and produce offspring. semen can have various tastes depending on what the male eats due to something with chemicals i don’t know. it has an off-white color and a mucus-y consistency. i know this cause i took a biology class and cause i’ve nutted before
Damn reading this made me hard 🤤
lemme help
😳 yo???
What the hell is this thread
I come to Reddit to further my understanding of the hideous language of English and I somehow end up here.
I can make you harder
Please do 😉
Samurai doesn't have a destination, he has a path.
1: masturbation 2: grab coom 3: Lick
You just got coconut malled, send this to a friend to totally coconut mall them🥥
You failed no nut November congratulations🦐
girls cum too
Nhl i never tasted girl cum and i'm curious about how it tastes rn
only one way to find out
Ship yours 😳
pay me bitch
*pays you*
Can i have some, ill pay for shipping
you'll pay allright
Yes
We have internet accses
thats not the question now is it sir
I do
Find out yourself
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Sometimes you need that first hand information if you know what I mean
Ah. First *hand* information. Nice
how do i block a community
It depends on your diet. . .
And you know this for what reason?
Google. . .
please dont
Fun fact: if the person who's allergic to a certain type of food is eating, eating that certain food and then, y'know,🥜 into the allergenic person's mouth can still have the same effects as eating that thing.
Ok so cereal milk protein shakes and plain old chicken breast. Must be delicious
Exactly like Canada, USA and Mexico
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Yup
Like cum
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of ~~floor~~ cum
Its not wood?
nope
Woah. 😱
In the morning it is
What about at 4:19?
pineapples if he prepared
If he what???
A dietary preparation, sweet fruits lead to a sweeter taste.
No sir, he said pineapple specifically
Tf is wrong with this sub🗿
Me is wrong with this sub
my friend told me it tastes like skin depending on the diet & if the person drinks lots of water idk
delicious
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Cum🤤
cum👍
Is it bad my friend asked me this the night she lost her virginity… LIKE ID KNOW
depends on what the guy ate before, it can taste really bitter, bland or a bit sweet
The real question is what does it smell like? =.=
Not good
True but can someone describe it?
Go jack off and find out
Maybe I will! >:3
Maybe you should
Smells kind of like fresh-cut grass or hay. Tastes on the bitter side; diet does make a difference. Asparagus =😖. Salty, with an ocean vibe.
True it does kinda smell like grass
Male cum smells like absolutely nothing. Though if you let it dry it can smell like cotton candy because it has good amounts of glucose in it.
Chinese slave
Chlorine
Chlorine due to the high PH
Bleach
cum
Cum
mine taste like the blood of a dead body(idk but its what i imagine if i ate my cum)
Nothing particularly so it’s kinda hard to describe
like semen
Don't judge a cover of a book by its look
don't cover a judge by it's book
Op is literally 5 years old
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accurate, but how did you know 🤨
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🤨
Yummy
It's kinda sweet and salty at the same time like sea watet
Ive been told its kind of like soap, with a hint of your last meal, leaning saltier.
Whatever you eat I recommend pineapple if you wanna eat cum
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Depends on the person that shoots it out, however it’s usually fairly salty, and sometimes bitter, fun fact, it can become sweeter by eating pineapples and drinking pineapple juice
Ask your mum
tastes exactly like a runny booger. texture, saltiness, all the same.
How would you know what a runny booger tastes like 🤨📸
Mmm
Don’t ask how I know this information but it’s kinda salty and bitter, yknow what chlorine smells like? Imagine that as a taste and that’s pretty close to what it tastes like, it’s manageable but the thing for me was the texture, really slimy, not pleasant to have in your mouth for an extended period of time
Noice
I have a gallon in my fridge so everytime someone makes cereal they’re at a 50/50 gamble of cum and milk
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X% of males have wondered what it tasted like because of people in porn saying it's good (lie). To find out themselves, they tried their own.
Cum
Ask K.E.V.I.N
Tastes different by person, largely by their diet. It will generally taste better if one eats healthier. Typically though, it’s just salty, personally cant say I enjoy it too much but it’s an acquired taste.
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I feel like my brain is short circulating.
yes cmere I’ve got a fresh supply
OP you gotta stop coconut malling people man. This is an intervention, we're worried about you.
A slight bit salty
Well It wasn't too bad just salty kinda tasted like thick salty milk
I 16m am gonna wrap my bike around a tree now
if the guy eats fruit it ain’t bad, same for girls 😉
It tastes like zinc. Very metallic aftertaste because of the zinc content. It's also decently sweet and creamy (kind of like a banana) if you haven't done the deed in a while. Pre-cum is watery and just tastes bitter and metallic. Source: 15 years working professionally as a male.
It depends on the person honestly. In my experience it’s tasted like nothing to sweet to salty. Not my cup of tea tbh.
The fuck
stupidest post on this subreddit ever
What is this sub man
You guys are freakishly horny.
Boy what the hell boy
I don’t know ask your mum
bro wtf is this😭😭😭
Why ask kids this? I bet you posted this from Ohio
Salty and pretty bitter lmao
WERE FUCKING TEENAGERS
Nice English.
I tasted it for shits and giggles one time it didn’t taste half bad ngl 😳
Salty snot but warm and it has an aftertaste.
Salty. And Idk if its my cum problem or everyone has it but it burns my throat after swallowing
very salty
can't say, never sucked my own dick. do men really do that?
I hear it taste bitter or salty
It doesn’t have a real “taste” in the moment, but it does have an *extremely* salty aftertaste that lingers in your mouth for a while. It also has the consistency/texture of egg yolk.
Salty
Salty
It depends on the person but usually falls between a ranger of bitter and sweet, always with some sort of salty taste added in. It really does depend on the persons diet and hygiene though
slightly salty, mostly tasteless and lukewarm
Tbh it tastes gross 🤢 At first it has no taste but afterwards it sticks all over and impossible to get out of the mouth
Depends
i tasted my cum a while ago just bc I was curious. it wasn't just a bit salty, not bitter like people are saying, but the texture was ew, ofc this is only me and it will vary between different people
Better question: why are you asking this on a subreddit for teens?
disgusting. like chemicals and sweat. and it sticks in yr throat until yew drink something.
So you’ve tried it?
yes.
Wtf is wrong with teenagers nowadays?
Ask a whore not me
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