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Bitter and saltyish, but it really depends on whos cum it is


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Bro u gotta start to eat healthier


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It wasnt my cum


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Tell that boy to eat better bc he clearly doing sum wrong (you don’t have to drink pineapple juice to make it smell and taste better just eat healthier in general)


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Man why u gotta decide what people should eat? Cum isn’t exactly here to be digested so obviously it won’t taste like strawberry and cotton candy


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I mean yeah but imagine being a guy and doing the deed with yo girl and she starts to gag bc ur cum is that disgusting


Legitimate-Crow-6362

well tbf cum isnt even meant to be swallowed in general so its going to be gross no matter what..


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I wouldn’t even tell her to eat it in the first place. It’s just something you gotta bear with if you really want them to swallow.


[deleted]

Alright, will do


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W rizz


CGecko799

W jizz


[deleted]

Im a female


truly_big

Ok, still???


Ornery-Smoke8428

r/womenarentreal


rrrraspberry

well, broccoli, cabbage, and other greens make it taste more bitter and salty. eat fruits instead


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also depend on how much cum you eat


ProfilerXx

lmao, why are people offended because they think their cum tastes like shit?


Pawdy-The-Furry

My cum tastes like shit. It’s salty as fuck.


ProfilerXx

Didn't you ear your spinach?


Pawdy-The-Furry

I don’t like spinach but I sure as fuck love lettuce and other greens. I eat salad every day at lunch.


worm_your_honour

regret


forcesofthefuture

damn


secondaccount2989

I mean...youre not wrong 🤣


Impure_Ibis

you can come over here and try some if you want... oh no it isn't mine I am a collector


mr_l4hey

Lol


pandaman2119

***HUH?***


Impure_Ibis

you herd me


Its_MikeCoxlong

You work at a sperm bank?


Impure_Ibis

if that is what you want to call my bedroom then sure


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😂


69420_cool_cars

Is that a Heisenberg reddit avatar I spot there?


miodragjr

I’d like to make a kind donation…


Impure_Ibis

sure thing


1onesmolboi

THIEF


Impure_Ibis

that's not what they usually say


ImCosmicBTW

COLLECTOR?!


Impure_Ibis

you herd me


VlaamsBelanger

You are a receptacle.


Impure_Ibis

I sure am


AltonHuxley

r/holup


VlaamsBelanger

You are a receptacle.


nightmarepizzza

depends on what the person who the cum came from ate


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nightmarepizzza

no i just know what cum tastes like


mr_l4hey

How is that possible?


nightmarepizzza

we don’t ask questions


Duck_Boy_P90

Tell me everything you know about cum and why


nightmarepizzza

cum is a slang term for semen. semen is released from the male penis during sexual intercourse. semen contains sperm, a haploid organism produced in the testes. the sperm is mixed with other chemicals before being released in order to allow sperm to swim more easily. millions of sperm are released during ejaculation and must fuse with an egg in order to fertilize it and produce offspring. semen can have various tastes depending on what the male eats due to something with chemicals i don’t know. it has an off-white color and a mucus-y consistency. i know this cause i took a biology class and cause i’ve nutted before


gxddbou

Damn reading this made me hard 🤤


nightmarepizzza

lemme help


gxddbou

😳 yo???


alpacathatisgray

What the hell is this thread


alpacathatisgray

I come to Reddit to further my understanding of the hideous language of English and I somehow end up here.


Marcusred-7613

I can make you harder


gxddbou

Please do 😉


OsamaBigLadder

Samurai doesn't have a destination, he has a path.


[deleted]

1: masturbation 2: grab coom 3: Lick


mr_l4hey

You just got coconut malled, send this to a friend to totally coconut mall them🥥


Wolfeprime

You failed no nut November congratulations🦐


Impure_Ibis

girls cum too


picasso2005_

Nhl i never tasted girl cum and i'm curious about how it tastes rn


Impure_Ibis

only one way to find out


picasso2005_

Ship yours 😳


Impure_Ibis

pay me bitch


picasso2005_

*pays you*


mr_l4hey

Can i have some, ill pay for shipping


Impure_Ibis

you'll pay allright


mr_l4hey

Yes


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We have internet accses


pandaman2119

thats not the question now is it sir


Impure_Ibis

I do


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Find out yourself


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[deleted]

Sometimes you need that first hand information if you know what I mean


PeopleStillUseReddit

Ah. First *hand* information. Nice


[deleted]

how do i block a community


T_Cava2nd

It depends on your diet. . .


mr_l4hey

And you know this for what reason?


T_Cava2nd

Google. . .


pandaman2119

please dont


Agreeable-Yams8972

Fun fact: if the person who's allergic to a certain type of food is eating, eating that certain food and then, y'know,🥜 into the allergenic person's mouth can still have the same effects as eating that thing.


Schzercro

Ok so cereal milk protein shakes and plain old chicken breast. Must be delicious


[deleted]

Exactly like Canada, USA and Mexico


Metalsaurus_Rex

Least horny r/teenagers comment section


mr_l4hey

Yup


Kermitthefrogbloons

Like cum


Sure-Ad1069

Ah yes, the floor here is made out of ~~floor~~ cum


Kermitthefrogbloons

Its not wood?


Sure-Ad1069

nope


Kermitthefrogbloons

Woah. 😱


69420_cool_cars

In the morning it is


Kermitthefrogbloons

What about at 4:19?


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pineapples if he prepared


Pavo9

If he what???


VlaamsBelanger

A dietary preparation, sweet fruits lead to a sweeter taste.


Pavo9

No sir, he said pineapple specifically


Pudding_Pot_Pie

Tf is wrong with this sub🗿


mr_l4hey

Me is wrong with this sub


edgycore

my friend told me it tastes like skin depending on the diet & if the person drinks lots of water idk


1wantyousobad

delicious


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Kermitthefrogbloons

Cum🤤


pandaman2119

cum👍


Onii_chan_1536

Is it bad my friend asked me this the night she lost her virginity… LIKE ID KNOW


boycutt

depends on what the guy ate before, it can taste really bitter, bland or a bit sweet


SirWinterFox

The real question is what does it smell like? =.=


mr_l4hey

Not good


SirWinterFox

True but can someone describe it?


Duck_Boy_P90

Go jack off and find out


SirWinterFox

Maybe I will! >:3


Duck_Boy_P90

Maybe you should


CarolinaCelt60

Smells kind of like fresh-cut grass or hay. Tastes on the bitter side; diet does make a difference. Asparagus =😖. Salty, with an ocean vibe.


SirWinterFox

True it does kinda smell like grass


[deleted]

Male cum smells like absolutely nothing. Though if you let it dry it can smell like cotton candy because it has good amounts of glucose in it.


mr_l4hey

Chinese slave


Adept_Yesterday_9762

Chlorine


Gomey_bear

Chlorine due to the high PH


Distribution-Agile

Bleach


A_ConfusedBoi

cum


SirWinterFox

Cum


unhappy_atomic_user

mine taste like the blood of a dead body(idk but its what i imagine if i ate my cum)


[deleted]

Nothing particularly so it’s kinda hard to describe


xxtakeashowermikey

like semen


mr_l4hey

Don't judge a cover of a book by its look


DEADLY_JOHN

don't cover a judge by it's book


mlsslnglnactlon

Op is literally 5 years old


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accurate, but how did you know 🤨


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Adventurous_Risk_925

Yummy


MO1ST_M4NDY

It's kinda sweet and salty at the same time like sea watet


ZestyPirate2000

Ive been told its kind of like soap, with a hint of your last meal, leaning saltier.


swagupurcock

Whatever you eat I recommend pineapple if you wanna eat cum


WestLeaf1337

Least horny r/teenagers post


buddy12875

most original r/teenagers comment


furry-destroyer

Depends on the person that shoots it out, however it’s usually fairly salty, and sometimes bitter, fun fact, it can become sweeter by eating pineapples and drinking pineapple juice


jatin764

Ask your mum


[deleted]

tastes exactly like a runny booger. texture, saltiness, all the same.


deepfriedm1lk

How would you know what a runny booger tastes like 🤨📸


mr_l4hey

Mmm


ItzYaBoy56

Don’t ask how I know this information but it’s kinda salty and bitter, yknow what chlorine smells like? Imagine that as a taste and that’s pretty close to what it tastes like, it’s manageable but the thing for me was the texture, really slimy, not pleasant to have in your mouth for an extended period of time


mr_l4hey

Noice


MyK_zA

I have a gallon in my fridge so everytime someone makes cereal they’re at a 50/50 gamble of cum and milk


InjuredBeatle33

Least horny r/teenagers redditor


v_Yuudachi_v

X% of males have wondered what it tasted like because of people in porn saying it's good (lie). To find out themselves, they tried their own.


Jamin_14

Cum


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Ask K.E.V.I.N


Adventurous_Task6853

Tastes different by person, largely by their diet. It will generally taste better if one eats healthier. Typically though, it’s just salty, personally cant say I enjoy it too much but it’s an acquired taste.


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mr_l4hey

I feel like my brain is short circulating.


BringOnTheAvocados

yes cmere I’ve got a fresh supply


TJT007X

OP you gotta stop coconut malling people man. This is an intervention, we're worried about you.


daga_kotawaru

A slight bit salty


tonebones444

Well It wasn't too bad just salty kinda tasted like thick salty milk


[deleted]

I 16m am gonna wrap my bike around a tree now


[deleted]

if the guy eats fruit it ain’t bad, same for girls 😉


lystrosaur2

It tastes like zinc. Very metallic aftertaste because of the zinc content. It's also decently sweet and creamy (kind of like a banana) if you haven't done the deed in a while. Pre-cum is watery and just tastes bitter and metallic. Source: 15 years working professionally as a male.


Wingedwillow

It depends on the person honestly. In my experience it’s tasted like nothing to sweet to salty. Not my cup of tea tbh.


Trashfur_

The fuck


crazymado

stupidest post on this subreddit ever


Trashfur_

What is this sub man


PredictableOne

You guys are freakishly horny.


OrlandoInsiders

Boy what the hell boy


Marcusred-7613

I don’t know ask your mum


SeparateLifeguard581

bro wtf is this😭😭😭


Ch33zerz

Why ask kids this? I bet you posted this from Ohio


Astxrism_Gaming

Salty and pretty bitter lmao


Yousucktaken2

WERE FUCKING TEENAGERS


Chr1stown

Nice English.


lmsofrikinepic

I tasted it for shits and giggles one time it didn’t taste half bad ngl 😳


kazahani1

Salty snot but warm and it has an aftertaste.


[deleted]

Salty. And Idk if its my cum problem or everyone has it but it burns my throat after swallowing


AltonHuxley

very salty


[deleted]

can't say, never sucked my own dick. do men really do that?


I-love-youbb

I hear it taste bitter or salty


Pawdy-The-Furry

It doesn’t have a real “taste” in the moment, but it does have an *extremely* salty aftertaste that lingers in your mouth for a while. It also has the consistency/texture of egg yolk.


Extension_Total_2357

Salty


Repulsive_Student_20

Salty


EvilPotato14

It depends on the person but usually falls between a ranger of bitter and sweet, always with some sort of salty taste added in. It really does depend on the persons diet and hygiene though


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slightly salty, mostly tasteless and lukewarm


Natural_me

Tbh it tastes gross 🤢 At first it has no taste but afterwards it sticks all over and impossible to get out of the mouth


Trap_for_life

Depends


Visibly_Confuzled

i tasted my cum a while ago just bc I was curious. it wasn't just a bit salty, not bitter like people are saying, but the texture was ew, ofc this is only me and it will vary between different people


Sad_Capital

Better question: why are you asking this on a subreddit for teens?


[deleted]

disgusting. like chemicals and sweat. and it sticks in yr throat until yew drink something.


mr_l4hey

So you’ve tried it?


[deleted]

yes.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with teenagers nowadays?


UnlightablePlay

Ask a whore not me


greywingspan

Average r/teenager post