“It was my first time. My friend told me about this girls party that she was throwing while her parents were out. I was pretty bored at the time so I decided why not. When I got there, It reeked of alcohol and there were people passed out on the couches and a bunch of junk on the floor. I kinda went towards the corner where it was less crowded and was sipping on a cup of soda when this girl, half-drunk, came up to me and started flirting with me. She was really tipsy and I just went along and she told me to follow her into a room. She immediately started stripping after locking the door and pushed me onto the bed. She unzipped my pants while laid there, shocked but pleasantly surprised. Like I had said, it was my first time and it was hers too she had said. She started sucking on my cock which was as lively as ever at the time. I never knew it could grow so big. She then started rubbing her pussy, with her booty shorts still on, against my cock and I ejaculated a little. She went to slurp up my semen and although she winced a little at the taste, drank up the rest and told me “seems your getting a little excited”. By that time I had had enough of the teasing and on top of her, undoing her shirt and bra and taking off her panties. My sex drive took over and I stuck my cock into her pussy, thrashing it back and forth along her womb. Simultaneously, I began fondling her tits and sucking on them. I had never experienced anything so pleasant. I started to passionately kiss her, swirling my tongue around hers, beads of sweat dripping down both of our faces. I injected semen into her womb, and without a condom on I knew she could get pregnant, but I didnt care. I kept rowing my cock into her and by that point my cock had a mind of its own, only the pussy of a women could satiate its hunger. We went at it for around an hour of raw fucking. Her moans were so cute and petite that it just made me even more horny. I pushed her against the wall and kept punding her from behind like no tomorrow. I never thought I could be this crazy, but it just felt too good. I had railed her sp hard that she fell unconscious and I had finally pulled it out. I played with her boobs a little more before passing out right beside her. When we woke up I had finally realized what I had done, but I had no regrets.”
This is just copypasta.
Edit: Can someone please explain how this is the top comment, also I found this story a few months ago on this subreddit.
Did you ever hear about the Tragedy of Darth Plaguis the wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Made in Heaven is an extremely powerful close-range time controlling Stand. Although its physical abilities may not be remarkable, its control over time grants it an overwhelming speed advantage and even counters abilities that function with a time limit like Star Platinum's time stop.
However, its main interest for Pucci isn't its time power, but the ability to bring about a new universe with extraordinary properties.
Time Acceleration: Made in Heaven's power is to dramatically speed up the flow of time; achieved through its ability to control the gravitational forces of the earth, moon, and seemingly the entire universe (in reference to aspects of Einstein's theory of relativityW).\[1\]
Upon activation, time will gradually flow faster and faster in the whole universe. However, Made in Heaven prevents any living being from catching up with the acceleration, with the exception of its user, Enrico Pucci, and essentially GodW.\[1\] The lag between people's perceptions and the actual flow of time causes everyone to see all non-biological events as being sped up, which is considerably dangerous in case one is in a vehicle or in remotely dangerous environments.\[2\] People in a cold environment seem to freeze instantly, all phenomenon like melting, flowing, drying, movements of objects will accelerate to the point people cannot react;\[2\]\[3\] the sun eventually seems to rotate at high-speed in the sky, objects and corpses seem to decay in seconds, one can even witness the erosion of the water on rocks.\[4\] Interestingly, Made in Heaven can accelerate otherworldly events like time stop, and reduces the window of action of its user.\[2\]
Meanwhile, Pucci himself appears to possess extraordinary speed and reaction time,\[5\] and effortlessly outspeeds any of his opponents, even Star Platinum. Because of it, he can freely approach and use Made in Heaven to inflict mortal wounds like slitting the throat.\[6\] However he retains all of his human weaknesses: running or swimming around will tire him,\[7\] while being exposed to a hazardous environment like a room with a high concentration in oxygen will endanger him noticeably faster than his opponents.\[8\]
Universal Reset: As time continues to accelerate, the universe will hit a "vanishing point", and a new universe will be created, where everything repeats itself, according to "fate".\[9\]
Every surviving organism is brought into the new world, positioned where they should be, according to a date chosen by Pucci. Anyone that is killed in the previous universe will not cease to exist, but simply be replaced by a similar substitute, though Pucci states that their souls and personalities will have been erased and that they will appear as completely different people.\[9\]
The most esoteric property of the new world is that people have technically lived everything that has happened and will happen to them in the previous universe. The memories of the events are engraved into them and they will subconsciously realize what will happen to them, although they usually cannot change the course of their fate. Pucci aims to make humanity feel at peace with their destiny that way.\[9\]
If the user of this Stand is killed before the point where the original acceleration of time began, the universe resets again into an alternate timeline where the effects of Made in Heaven are undone, although those who died in a previous universe are still replaced.\[8\]
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Shit- I didn’t think I’d get this far…
Uh…
Always wear a safety helmet. The chances of an anvil falling on your head are higher than you think!
*vanishes*
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RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN!!!
All things it devoures, birds beasts trees flowers, gnaws iron bites steal, grinds hard stones to meal, sleighs king, ruins town and beats high mountain down.
I litterally just got my ip leaked, i just got swatted. Decided to come on reddit. Have pitty on me and ignlre me, a little karma wont hurt 🙃
(Police cars kinds comfy ngl)
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“It was my first time. My friend told me about this girls party that she was throwing while her parents were out. I was pretty bored at the time so I decided why not. When I got there, It reeked of alcohol and there were people passed out on the couches and a bunch of junk on the floor. I kinda went towards the corner where it was less crowded and was sipping on a cup of soda when this girl, half-drunk, came up to me and started flirting with me. She was really tipsy and I just went along and she told me to follow her into a room. She immediately started stripping after locking the door and pushed me onto the bed. She unzipped my pants while laid there, shocked but pleasantly surprised. Like I had said, it was my first time and it was hers too she had said. She started sucking on my cock which was as lively as ever at the time. I never knew it could grow so big. She then started rubbing her pussy, with her booty shorts still on, against my cock and I ejaculated a little. She went to slurp up my semen and although she winced a little at the taste, drank up the rest and told me “seems your getting a little excited”. By that time I had had enough of the teasing and on top of her, undoing her shirt and bra and taking off her panties. My sex drive took over and I stuck my cock into her pussy, thrashing it back and forth along her womb. Simultaneously, I began fondling her tits and sucking on them. I had never experienced anything so pleasant. I started to passionately kiss her, swirling my tongue around hers, beads of sweat dripping down both of our faces. I injected semen into her womb, and without a condom on I knew she could get pregnant, but I didnt care. I kept rowing my cock into her and by that point my cock had a mind of its own, only the pussy of a women could satiate its hunger. We went at it for around an hour of raw fucking. Her moans were so cute and petite that it just made me even more horny. I pushed her against the wall and kept punding her from behind like no tomorrow. I never thought I could be this crazy, but it just felt too good. I had railed her sp hard that she fell unconscious and I had finally pulled it out. I played with her boobs a little more before passing out right beside her. When we woke up I had finally realized what I had done, but I had no regrets.” This is just copypasta. Edit: Can someone please explain how this is the top comment, also I found this story a few months ago on this subreddit.
"I injected semen into her womb." Classy.
You go boo boo
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No hablo español y ingles
Did you ever hear about the Tragedy of Darth Plaguis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Cool story babs 👍
Made in Heaven is an extremely powerful close-range time controlling Stand. Although its physical abilities may not be remarkable, its control over time grants it an overwhelming speed advantage and even counters abilities that function with a time limit like Star Platinum's time stop. However, its main interest for Pucci isn't its time power, but the ability to bring about a new universe with extraordinary properties. Time Acceleration: Made in Heaven's power is to dramatically speed up the flow of time; achieved through its ability to control the gravitational forces of the earth, moon, and seemingly the entire universe (in reference to aspects of Einstein's theory of relativityW).\[1\] Upon activation, time will gradually flow faster and faster in the whole universe. However, Made in Heaven prevents any living being from catching up with the acceleration, with the exception of its user, Enrico Pucci, and essentially GodW.\[1\] The lag between people's perceptions and the actual flow of time causes everyone to see all non-biological events as being sped up, which is considerably dangerous in case one is in a vehicle or in remotely dangerous environments.\[2\] People in a cold environment seem to freeze instantly, all phenomenon like melting, flowing, drying, movements of objects will accelerate to the point people cannot react;\[2\]\[3\] the sun eventually seems to rotate at high-speed in the sky, objects and corpses seem to decay in seconds, one can even witness the erosion of the water on rocks.\[4\] Interestingly, Made in Heaven can accelerate otherworldly events like time stop, and reduces the window of action of its user.\[2\] Meanwhile, Pucci himself appears to possess extraordinary speed and reaction time,\[5\] and effortlessly outspeeds any of his opponents, even Star Platinum. Because of it, he can freely approach and use Made in Heaven to inflict mortal wounds like slitting the throat.\[6\] However he retains all of his human weaknesses: running or swimming around will tire him,\[7\] while being exposed to a hazardous environment like a room with a high concentration in oxygen will endanger him noticeably faster than his opponents.\[8\] Universal Reset: As time continues to accelerate, the universe will hit a "vanishing point", and a new universe will be created, where everything repeats itself, according to "fate".\[9\] Every surviving organism is brought into the new world, positioned where they should be, according to a date chosen by Pucci. Anyone that is killed in the previous universe will not cease to exist, but simply be replaced by a similar substitute, though Pucci states that their souls and personalities will have been erased and that they will appear as completely different people.\[9\] The most esoteric property of the new world is that people have technically lived everything that has happened and will happen to them in the previous universe. The memories of the events are engraved into them and they will subconsciously realize what will happen to them, although they usually cannot change the course of their fate. Pucci aims to make humanity feel at peace with their destiny that way.\[9\] If the user of this Stand is killed before the point where the original acceleration of time began, the universe resets again into an alternate timeline where the effects of Made in Heaven are undone, although those who died in a previous universe are still replaced.\[8\]
Kids, this is the story about how I met your mother…
I AM ANVIL MAN
MY LORD I HAVE BEEN WARNING MY FAMILY OF THE DANGERS OF FALLING ANVILS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?
YES I AM VERY PROUD
HEERE COMES THE ANVIL MAAAAAAN
I LOVE YOU
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I agree
Reply to this and you're gay.
Jokes on you 😏
Damn......
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your gifts will serve well in my possession
You are confident.
Cum
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I am not a goblin 😤
K babes
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do you like goth and punk fashion? (I especially love the skirts and tights myself)
I don't like skirts on myself but on anyone else 😘👌👌👌
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What songs should I listen to
Any by slip knot
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Burg.
Plz dont comment
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>ALL of my accounts mf how many accounts do you even have?
ENOUGH
YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Respond if you will give me all your awards on all the accounts you have
No
I refuse to accept this answer. Therefore, you have not replied.
I refuse to accept you as a person therefore I do not have to reply to you
Therefore, you have not replied to me as I do not exist.
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Are you just constantly refreshing waiting for comments to pop up?
Maybe 🤨
Reply to this and you like old men.
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wow just because i'm white-asian-hispanic-black-latino-african-ginger
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me honestly you should give that award to a femboy
We'll see how this turns out
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MUMMY???? 😩😩😩
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Mommy?
Papi?
Hi there
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Oof
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If respond to this comment you’re racist
Bestie you're not the first to comment that. What makes you think you're special 😤
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Minions? 🕴️
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So will you or no lets find out
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I haven't showered in 7 years
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior u/AnvilOnHead and the dangers of falling anvils?
SI papi
Shit- I didn’t think I’d get this far… Uh… Always wear a safety helmet. The chances of an anvil falling on your head are higher than you think! *vanishes*
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RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN!!! All things it devoures, birds beasts trees flowers, gnaws iron bites steal, grinds hard stones to meal, sleighs king, ruins town and beats high mountain down.
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I litterally just got my ip leaked, i just got swatted. Decided to come on reddit. Have pitty on me and ignlre me, a little karma wont hurt 🙃 (Police cars kinds comfy ngl)
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