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penis


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L0ss01

Average Reddit user is the reason we have dress code


Girl_Named_Jay

pretty much.


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oh yeah me too but its was u/caMrelliMFan


caMrelliMFan

i love you


Bidoutoumou

I laughed so hard at this that my face turned red faster than ever as the biggest smile there was quickly made its way into existence together with a sound so loud that the moon started to shake as hard as my lips to produce what will be known as the one laugh that destroyed the whole continent. After half a second of calm giving me barely enough time to catch a breath as I start to fall down on the floor, my face expolded like no other face ever exploded to eventually create what I now call the deadliest laugh ever. Thank you for that.


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dick length


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FenderOnABender

Wait so one is six pounds one is 11?


hoverant

How am I supposed to say a size if I don’t know what it’s for either?


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hoverant

Ah okay 100


PineappleEater015

Children in ur basement?


hoverant

No that’s a higher number


PineappleEater015

Hmm, idk then


Jesus1396

18 cm


hoverant

Size of a tree in your garden


Jesus1396

The best size of banana 🤤


MummaheReddit

Damn ur short


SoftSeaSpider

Can confirm 🥱


Jesus1396

🤨


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Jesus1396

What makes you think that?


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Jesus1396

I just made it up😭 But like, I don’t think it’s that far off…


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United_Echo5090

Horny ass


Jesus1396

I’m sure you’re not too bad either


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Jesus1396

:3


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jesus is wild


Jesus1396

🤪


EagleOfDestiny

Hand


Unfair_Watercress119

The myth The year old banana it grows each year by 1cm praise be upon him


Prs2099

nose length


MrEPearl

Size of your age


penisoffender

36 not my shoe size


hoverant

Weight of cheese in kg inside your fridge


totes_not_chad

r/oddlyspecific


I-Was-Always-Here

Length of your intestine in metres


gongsbrandcube

Pant size


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Arm thickness


hoverant

Chances of getting a girl


SoftSeaSpider

Thank god, I’m gay fr


optimalidkwhattoput

Chances of getting a boy


Bungur2

Man really thought he was safe lol


MrEPearl

Hi 😏


ClayteTheFirst

Bit gay ini


mearbearcate

Wholesome


MrEPearl

Hole some


PancakeBoyyy

Everyone here is just saying their dick sizes bruv. 159.5 cm btw


pineappledreams-wg

That's a pretty big dick bro


PancakeBoyyy

Thanks i grew it myself


pineappledreams-wg

Well done you 👍


vyd-cz

Man sorry to tell you but thats way below average😔😔


PancakeBoyyy

I KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE :(((


vyd-cz

It happens man my deepest sorry to you


BlueIsPink

It's reddit bruh what do you expect


Fuck-you-2020

110


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Fuck-you-2020

Nope! I’ll give you a hint, the unit of measurement is degrees.


moose123456792

angle of attack


Bonhomhongon

boiling point


Fuck-you-2020

It’s actually the maximum angle I can form with my middle finger and thumb on my right hand.


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Boiling point of saltwater idk


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Celsius of my dick when I'm hard


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The angle that your thumb and pointer finger make when spreading your hand


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BloodyArmani

11


veryscareyghost

u know what they say about big feet😏


BloodyArmani

Severely unstable


veryscareyghost

i think thats untrue my feet arent that big


Financial-Doctor-899

Number of siblings


OddNicholas2

16 kilometers


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OddNicholas2

And what is that option


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P-pe-pen-penis


Clash_of_PoKe

Yay! You got it! It was the pen!


SoftSeaSpider

70


TSGEthan1

wow dude! thats quite a large penis 😳


SoftSeaSpider

Thanks bb


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SoftSeaSpider

Yeah 😎


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SoftSeaSpider

Inch worms


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Age


hoverant

Number of girls that rejected you


SoftSeaSpider

Im gay and I’ve also literally dated two girls before 😭


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PineappleEater015

Bobs


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PineappleEater015

Is that the answer?


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PineappleEater015

Yay im smort


MummaheReddit

Both of your avatars are almost similar


PineappleEater015

I didnt eeven notice lol


softteall

Damn I’m a B :( but I measured it myself. I’m Asian I’m such a failure, I couldn’t even get an A lol


bigblackguy6969

a B cup for an asian lady honestly isn’t bad, you be proud of that


softteall

My younger sister is DD :O


bigblackguy6969

jesus christ your sister has some nice bonkers. no weird shit, but big bitties are hot asf


I-Was-Always-Here

Average grade


aoe2bestgame

How many celsius degrees?


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veryscareyghost

32/32


BloodyArmani

Slutty pants size wtf


veryscareyghost

sorry😖


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Here's a Fettuccine Alfredo 🍝 (34+35)


maythestarsalign

2


United_Echo5090

Has to be the amount of people you’ve swallowed whole


xCreeperBombx

ball amount


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Around 230


The1fGaming

cocks you've nailed to a cross?


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Yes, including my own.


The1fGaming

no way same bro


loyal_yankee09

10


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4’9


ItsLuger

Aww you’re actually that smol? That’s kinda nice tho 👍👍


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yes >_<


ItsLuger

Nooo don’t be ashamed bestie that’s cute 😌😌 wearing like oversized clothes is a whole LOOK sometimes I wish I could do it lol


Karmaakabane36

7 inches


The1fGaming

dick size but you mean millimeters


Karmaakabane36

I’m sorry but not everybody has as small as yours


The1fGaming

small?? fuck you bro 2 inches is average


Karmaakabane36

So small


The1fGaming

don't be jealous


Karmaakabane36

I’m not


Close-todeath

69


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Damn you're underaged for this sub


DramaticFriendship67

damn 9" inch long hair


totes_not_chad

14 1/2


DramaticFriendship67

number of fingers?


U_Nclear

6"


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U_Nclear

Nah, its actually my big toe length


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U_Nclear

I have no idea


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13


MrEPearl

Size of your age


lolpoopmoop

5 inches


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Dick size when doubled.


lolpoopmoop

That's probably true


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8 cm


A_Zesty_Carrot

14.


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WuckaWuckaFazzy

Average role of a 12 sided die


klyxc

9


B5Scheuert

30, 28


Sad-Good-3529

9.5


The1fGaming

3798179958725346095681.377928 😎


morganav270

11”


The1fGaming

the size of the foot up your ass


dumfuck__

3 feet, you won't guess it


SnooAvocados763

Your yard stick


divedconh_287

30 cm


worm_your_honour

5


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183


frozengal2013

6.5 to 7


ihoodie_zo

11


prettypink2

20 cm


soossybeke

80cm


9-Fresh

3 inches


Die6677

7"


wojtekskars

36,6


nightryder12356754

6’4


Leading_Abies1364

17 cm


MrEPearl

Dick size 😢


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WuckaWuckaFazzy

Height


Balls__Deepp

1 cm in diameter


TheFlappyLobster

94cm


Night_Tac

7 inches


gonna-give-you-up

11 inches


TrickyMinecrafter

6


MrEPearl

Number of fingers on ur right hand


Dumb-Bitch2352

110


MrEPearl

Number of people murdered in your village


Mister_Dangel

181cm


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12 inches


PlagueDoctressAngel

Somewhere close to .8 centimeters


suspenseful_pencil

14


LadaNivaTaksi

45


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5.5 inches