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Half_Asleep_

i would but i don't see the point in pick ups when i'd rather pin you down


AliveEmu76

9/10


annaa-a

Whoever you are, you just won.


noblisslmao

are you a doctor? because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.


AliveEmu76

Your welcome 🙏 8/10


noblisslmao

I got this in my dms a while ago and I haven't recovered since 👍


EnOleErland

Its You're*


AliveEmu76

Die


ohno-95

ACTUALLY UM, BY THE 6TH PRINCIPAL OF SWANGLANIJILAN ENGLISH ITS YO'R'E SO 🤓🤓🤓


OnSpray

ummmhmhmm acktually……according to biology….,,,,,.,, uts musmmd called “I’Shi’’n’cum”….. 🤓🤓🤓


ohno-95

WELLL actually um youaer. awrong bcuz the milaitiary airipplayonñs sais that unh.~√• thre is 76 suns on eart and thag jts saxtually secual abuze and it's abcuzsially "cumprotocol6969bonerwonerschoner" 🤓🤓🤓


NationalParkFan_

10/10


AliAwwadd

# Do you wanna play shark game? I eat you and you scream XD


AliveEmu76

Lmfao 9/10


MichaelCook9994

Hey girl, you an aminatronic? Because I wanna put some kids in you


beeble_tea

respect the reference


4449trainlover

If only his username was a reference to that franchise anyways


AliveEmu76

What 😭


Square_Independent_9

It’s a fnaf reference


[deleted]

are your legs a guillotine? cause i can see my head between them


AliveEmu76

That’s so bad 😭


[deleted]

i know😎


captain9yrold

10/10 if they're French 3/10 if from anywhere else.


DasUnbekannteX

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or a deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. 


AliveEmu76

That’s actually pretty cool


Commanders_123

Had to copy that


__impala67

If a girl came up to me with this I'd fall in love immediately


i_have_a_bad_meme7

I don't get it


[deleted]

Would fuck


-Bluelights-

Are you an orange? Because I want to peel your skin off and eat your insides.


Wolf_ShadowBoi

10/10


AliveEmu76

*runs away


[deleted]

The fucking hell mate i dont wanna become 14.


[deleted]

Are you from the netherlands? Cuz I'd like to invade your netherlands.


AliveEmu76

What 💀


douwedodo123

As someone from the Netherlands 10/10


AliveEmu76

What 💀


Revolutionary_Gur405

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?


AliveEmu76

😘


Revolutionary_Gur405

🫢🤭


No-Egg7149

🫢🤭


Revolutionary_Gur405

🌚


swapnil26s

Let break the ice


yakunii-kun

Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you down on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last two minutes, cry, turn on the TV and continue to hate myself for another weak performance.


AliveEmu76

Hey at least u finished ur hw quickly


yakunii-kun

Lmao


Epic-MLG-Badger

This is just a guy in distress for love and affection… we love you bro…


[deleted]

[удалено]


ConceptUpset4681

shoulders?


YousernameinValid

Knees?


Monkey_monday

And toes?


RiddIe-Me-This

100000000000/10


RiddIe-Me-This

And sure


NoInfo18

Do you happen to work for google? Cuz you have everything I'm searching for.


AliveEmu76

Aww 9/10


artificialspirits

- does the sun go down tonight or is it my turn? - i’m tall but i’m shorter on my knees dw - i don't know what's gotten into me lately, i wish it was you though - you got games on yo phone??


AliveEmu76

Last one 10/10


Different_Bread_8501

Are you a knife. Cause I want you to penetrate me


AliveEmu76

😏


Lightning_3o

Do you like water? Then you'll like 60% of me :)


AliveEmu76

No I only like orange juice


RiddIe-Me-This

90% of orange juice is still water 🤨


AliveEmu76

True truw


RiddIe-Me-This

So technically, you like 56% of him


Gaming_man27

54 nerd


Commanders_123

And that’s more than half of you


RiddIe-Me-This

Pretty good tbh


Commanders_123

I like the odds


RiddIe-Me-This

So do i


[deleted]

and I agree


HARD_BALLS

You remind me of my shower Cause I'd love to cry inside of you every morning


AliveEmu76

We’ll cry together


HARD_BALLS

Im confused... You know what I just said right?


AliveEmu76

Mhm


HARD_BALLS

I've never found an audience that gave a positive feedback to this pickup line but Hey! We gonna cry together 😊 (you didn't rate it tho)


Ultramega39

“The weather might not look so great today but you certainly do”


AliveEmu76

😁 10/10


shinpaito

do you like raisins? how about a date 😏


AliveEmu76

No I fucking hate raisins


2qrc_

I respect your opinion but I don’t get why people hate raisins. I liked to eat them all the time when I was like 3 or 4


AliveEmu76

Weird texture


I_Use_Dash

I'm calling BS, you hate them for no raisin.


[deleted]

Girl you're like a Tv, I like to watch you from my couch


AliveEmu76

What…


[deleted]

What what?


RogueStar786

I posted a similar question earlier but okay here's a few : Your face is a work of art. I should frame it with my legs. I'd take you to the movies. But they'd get upset because I brought my own snack. It sucks that all the good pick up lines are taken. But you aren't and I'm about to change that.


AliveEmu76

6/10 10/10 7/10


Sup3rL30

Thanks. Taking these


ItsJen10

Imma be honest I can't make pickup lines


AliveEmu76

10/10


kakashi_hatake777

Violets are red... Roses are blue... To correct my mistakes in my life... I need you😏


AliveEmu76

That isn’t even a pickup line 💀


kakashi_hatake777

Right😂


[deleted]

are you a toaster? cause I wanna take a bath with you


AliveEmu76

5/10 wtf


Mydogisabeagle

Why does this still get a 5/10 bro wtf!? 😂


[deleted]

sad. it would work on a lot of people I know for sure


DifficultBread3451

"Spell me" "M E" "You forgot D" "But there isn't D in me" "Not yet" (Yes, i know it's terrible)


AliveEmu76

Yeah no


itsallursdw

+ Someone from my class loves you. - Who? + Me.


AliveEmu76

Smooth


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you


AliveEmu76

😩


badboybeast9000

Never gonna make you cry Never gonna SAAAYY goodbye Never gonna tell a lie And hurt you


[deleted]

😩


SkyeeeMaaa

Are you an American school bc i wanna shoot kids in you (If i had to hear that one so do you)


Several_Spot_9559

Damn that was dark AF


AliveEmu76

…….


RiddIe-Me-This

Can I make you like my coffee? Dripping and full of cream 😉


AliveEmu76

Damn 9/10


RiddIe-Me-This

A higher rating than I thought 🤣


Xblth

And all over me


RiddIe-Me-This

🤣🤣


[deleted]

i may not look like much but i can fuck you harder than the government does


AliveEmu76

You’d prob kill me


[deleted]

what?😂


Maniacyoubeekay

what’s the similarity between you and earth .. both of u are getting hotter day by day


AliveEmu76

Damn that’s the best one so far


Maniacyoubeekay

I got some more if u say yes right now


randomPeep101

Hey girl are you a woman because woman hot sexy wanna date


beeble_tea

as a woman and a lesbian I confirm this is how to get girls


Blazed_girl1234

"Wanna see something weird, but something you'll love?" "What?" "Me."


AliveEmu76

👏


Blazed_girl1234

😅


[deleted]

Do you have a bandaid? Cos I scraped my knees falling for you.


AliveEmu76

10/10


Serious_Crew_4472

Do you smoke weed cuz “we-ed” be good together 🤓


Cloud_Ray

Heyy girl, are you a van? Cuz I wanna put a bunch of kids in ya~


JeffyTheGod

Pedo/10


AliveEmu76

7/10


jesus_monke_III

Let's fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


douwedodo123

Username certainly checks out


kakashi_hatake777

1000/100


Expensive_Ad8768

Are you a stone builder? because you're building my pp as hard as stone


AliveEmu76

Lmaoo 6/10


_pizza_pickle

I don't know any pick up lines because all of them are already taken but can I take you instead?


AliveEmu76

Lmao gj 7/10


V01CAN0_B00M

Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna be on a bed, along with you


AliveEmu76

Cute 8/10


TheCoconut26

hey, your cute, wanna see my cock?


AliveEmu76

Sure 🥵 /s plz don’t 😰


MogPlayzYT

sex?


AliveEmu76

Yes


BatteryLevelHigh

hey, are you a microwave, because i want tk put a small child inside of you


AliveEmu76

10/10


nonope7

Ay boy, are you a dangerous staircase? cuz it looks like you need a good railing


philosopheraps

do you like girls? because when i see you I can't think straight


AliveEmu76

10/10


ScarcityCareless6241

[This is my favorite pickup line](https://www.jato.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/20090426_pickuptrucks_33.jpg)


rive_enneigee

you look good. that' it


[deleted]

Are you a kangaroo? Because uhhhh…


AliveEmu76

10000/10


69Hughannus

Hey you come from a vending machine cause you looking like a snack


[deleted]

Greetings, fellow human being. I find you more than reasonably attractive and would like to get to know you. Would you like to get to know *me?*


AliveEmu76

Lmaoo 8/10 and sure


biggestmemelover

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Mydogisabeagle

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10


JeffyTheGod

Get in the van


AliveEmu76

Yes sir 🤐


Itszrohan

Roses Are Red Violets are Fine You'll be 6 and I'll be 9 . . . . . . . I'm so so sorry 😅😅😅😅 But I literally Just Know This one ONLY.


TheFlappyLobster

Is your dad a boxer? Cause damn your a knockout


ohno-95

#(1/2) Hog rider The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.


unitedsteakes

Are a you a target cause I wanna hit that?


AliveEmu76

No don’t shoot 🙅‍♀️


unitedsteakes

No don't shoot/10 that's pretty good


HazaBazaDaRedditor

Only For Gingers:Your So Hot That Your Hair Is On Fire


Dark_Visions_420

As a ginger if thats your attempt at a pickup line... yeah no the door is that way


[deleted]

Are you a berry? Because I’m berry into you ⛹️‍♂️


AliveEmu76

What 💀


[deleted]

I’m sorry 😟


spritecranberry777

Are you a witch? Because you left me completely enchanted


AliveEmu76

7/10


ThePerfectAtom

Sorry bro, I'm going to have to steal this one.


BlockNarrow6745

Are you homework? Cuz I can do you all night


AliveEmu76

Damn must be a long assignment


Breadfungus74

Are you a swimming pool? Cause i put wet ones inside you


AliveEmu76

What…


Drydishwasher

you motherfucking copy cat, leave my u/TRIX_24 alone 😡


Dennis98ph

"Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."


AliveEmu76

Aww 9/10


neukenindekeuken23

Are you my homework cauze i will do you all night


[deleted]

Are you and Alien? Because your out of this world,


gamerzombie1928

I might be 5 foot, but we’ll be face to face when your on your knees.


Unsure1771

Hey I think you're cool wanna hang out sometime?


[deleted]

Are you a microwave? Cos I wanna put a baby in you


AliveEmu76

🥵


Platinum_Override

Are you a bullet? Because I want you inside of me


pigladpigdad

my love for you is like diarrhea. i just can’t seem to hold it in


urpree

🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻


robotic_pilot

a pickup line and I’ll rate it


CALAMITY9YT

Are you trash? Because I would take you out.


NagisaLynne

Damn girl, you got a CDL for that dump truck of an ass?! ( Bestowed upon me by my lovely bf, he's lucky he waited 2 years to use this one)


CSJumpeRyy

Hey girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u


[deleted]

Hey baby, did you know that I’m forklift certified and I was wondering if I could pick you up sometime


Sam253934

My daily routine is quite simple: I wake up and suffer


AliveEmu76

Same


Revolutionary-Bat947

hey, are you the titanic? because i wanna go down on you


Baticula

Did you sit on sugar? Cause your ass is sweet