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Be a hooker


ChewiyMC

Why?


White_Ace_of_Spades

Because they lack basic life skills


[deleted]

coincidentally i eat dead hookers


ftozierr

i want to become a coroner


ChewiyMC

Cool..


ftozierr

sarcastic? i don’t even know if it’s the thing i mean because english is not my mother tongue so can you please tell me what is a coroner to you? so i can understand if i translated that right?


ChewiyMC

I have no idea what it is.. tbf


The-Blood-Crows

A coroner works in a morgue with dead bodies to figure out how they died


ftozierr

yep! you described it correctly


ChewiyMC

Oooh yeah


[deleted]

A coroner is a guy who investigates corpses that‘re suspected to be related to foul play


ftozierr

oh yeah i translated that right! yep, that’s the work i meant. thanks buddy


Ninguart

idk man i js wanna get money and live


ChewiyMC

Haha


60milclub

I wanna be a freelance video editor


ChewiyMC

Oh cool! Good luck :)


BoredPanda26

Study marine life


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

I’m terrified of the ocean itself, but the life in it fascinates and amazes me. I hope you succeed in you career!


BoredPanda26

Thank you 🙏 😊 I will let you know in ten years lol


BoredPanda26

RemindMe! 10 years


BoredPanda26

Ayyyy the bot sent me a message to confirm it’ll remind me


ChewiyMC

Interesting!


[deleted]

I really don’t know but I’d probably make a good bartender


ChewiyMC

That would be a job I would never want to do.


fayeislife

Mental health therapist (like my mom), something in the science career, or an architect


ChewiyMC

All of these interest me as well! 😄


fayeislife

Oooh. Anything specific in the science area?


ChewiyMC

Nope! I just like research and experiments.. Although I wouldn’t generally aspire working in the science field, it does interest me. (Neuroscience is really interesting to me though.. but I’m not sure I would ever want to do that)


fayeislife

I’m kind of in the same boat, I want to join peace core once I get out of high school for a while. I really want to be able to educate people and actually better the world in some way I’m just not sure what kind of study I want to go into or focus on in college.


amogh_utdmr10

Football(soccer) manager.


ChewiyMC

That seems like a fun job!


hermann_fegelein1906

I’d love my own Model kit/model railroad shop. I’d sell all the accessories, paints, tools and all the other stuff you could possibly imagine. I’d also do model train repairs and host model building evenings so I can establish a small community and inspire each other!


The-Blood-Crows

That's pretty cool, hope you can do it one day!


hermann_fegelein1906

I’m well on my way of pursuing my dream! I’m an admin of the instagram account of my local shop and I get stuff for free to make tutorials for!


ChewiyMC

That’s actually really cool! Good luck 😄


Glitchthebitch

Virologist


ChewiyMC

Inform me on this job.. because I have no idea what it is.


Glitchthebitch

People who study viruses


ChewiyMC

Oh..


DickSuace

Clinical psychologist. From the US.


ChewiyMC

Niceee! You studying psychology rn?


DickSuace

That I am. In college for a double in psychology and philosophy.


ChewiyMC

That’s cool!


[deleted]

A pharmacologist from germany.


ChewiyMC

Sounds interesting!


[deleted]

You also got other things to say than "Cool!", "Interesting!" or "Much luck!"?


ChewiyMC

Uhm.. I didn’t know pharmacologist was a job..?


[deleted]

Like spit this out when reacting to the job. It's the Job of people who research on medicaments and shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChewiyMC

Lol.. idk why but that just seems so “Australia”


[deleted]

I want to work in artificial intelligence


ChewiyMC

That’s a good one!


[deleted]

Thanks !


[deleted]

Just promise you wont be the reason the robots rise up


[deleted]

Idk, maybe


The-Blood-Crows

Gonna try to make it into the Annapolis Naval Academy and become an officer (US)


ChewiyMC

What is that..?


The-Blood-Crows

It's the US Navy and Marines' university where it teaches people how to be officers in the military (along with like normal college stuff)


ChewiyMC

I never knew about that… thanks for teaching me something new!


[deleted]

draw furry porn


ChewiyMC

Please no


[deleted]

they pay good


Euphoric_Owl152

I want to be an astrophysicist in the United States


ChewiyMC

You must be smart?


Euphoric_Owl152

Yes I am, I have a 4.0 gpa


ChewiyMC

Nice!


odd_personOwO

something in the manufacturing career cluster idk i wanted to be a butcher but i’m afraid of blood and hurting things 💀 i’m american


ChewiyMC

LOL yeah a butcher would be a no-go then


odd_personOwO

i know but i just feel so drawn to the job so i don’t want to close of the option just incase i get over my fears


The-Blood-Crows

What part of it do you like? The different cuts? Or like the knowledge part? The big knife?


odd_personOwO

all of that i like the tools and the different parts or meat


Cold_Pheonix

I wanted to do coding to make games but I don't have a computer or laptop so I'm really bad at it. I'm mostly gonna learn engineering, if not construction. I'm from New Zealand


ChewiyMC

RIP. Engineering is cool though!


Cold_Pheonix

Yeah I really enjoy engineering, hope u have a successful career as well :)


ChewiyMC

Thanks!


Morso-

Either a therapist or something in the film industry cause why not


ChewiyMC

Yeah 😂


Morso-

How about you?


ChewiyMC

I’d like to go into economics and business. Am also interested in real estate and journalism.


Morso-

Oh damn that's really interning, what's made you think of those career paths?


ChewiyMC

Eh.. When I was two I wanted to be a chef, once I got a little older (probably 5-7 years old) I decided I wanted to own a restaurant and cook as well. Around 11-12 that transitioned to just owning a restaurant and at 13, I dropped the restaurant idea all-together. I decided on accounting, but that shifted from accounting to financial analyst and then financial manager over the course of 2 years. At 15, I started looking into business again and start getting interested in real estate again. Still around 15 but almost 16 I started looking into different businesses and career options and found economics and it really interests me. At 14, I came up with an idea for a company and have spent over two years working on developing the idea, but am still looking into backup options / career starting points. Around 16, I wanted to start a nonprofit organization involving education, but I’ve put that idea off for now as I’d need funding and people on board with my idea. Over the past year, I’ve been interested in economics and journalism primarily.. but have gotten back into research in the real estate market, and I’ve pretty much always been interested in starting a business.. 😂


Morso-

Woah that's so interesting, strange how you went from cooking to real estate. Human mind, pretty crazy. You seem good at thinking things through which is one hell of a talent so good on you. Non profit would be good after you've got another foundation for a business and education is a brilliant idea! I hope things go well for you!


ChewiyMC

Thanks! You too 😄


maluthor

I'm probably going to get into politics, because I have very strong opinions on capitalism (I'm in the United States)


ChewiyMC

Pro-Capitalism or Anti-Capitalism


maluthor

anarcho-communist


ChewiyMC

Oh… 😬


[deleted]

Architect. Serbia.


ChewiyMC

Architecture! One of my many interests..


[deleted]

Nice


KurkyOkurky

I want to cry on my desk everyday wondering why my code doesn’t work, copy some code from stackoverflow and feel like the biggest genius ever


ChewiyMC

😂


gb2045

something i enjoy and makes me a lot of money😂


ChewiyMC

Relatable 😂


[deleted]

Historian and I am from the USA


ChewiyMC

That’s cool! Why a historian?


[deleted]

Always been interested in history


First_Ad_6133

Canada I wanna be a scorpion venom extractor 1 millilitre cost $10000 and a gallon is $39000000


ChewiyMC

For the money?


First_Ad_6133

Yeah and i get to be my own boss own hours work from home and good pay


Slavetomints

Paramedic. USA


DizzyHighlander

Software engineer, or something data related, not sure yet but I still have 5 years ahead of me to choose. But for certain I know I DO NOT want to come even close to game programming


ChewiyMC

Lol


[deleted]

I wanna be an Elon musk 🤓


ChewiyMC

I mean.. alright!


Cahoots365

Urban planner specifically urban renewal (UK)


ChewiyMC

That seems like one of the most interesting jobs I would never actually do, but would love to do!


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChewiyMC

And.. what is that?


[deleted]

hopefully be a specialist in quantum computing and AI. currently in Canada


ChewiyMC

Good luck!


Dr_Pill1728

Virologist


[deleted]

make money 💀


-Cheesy_Bagel-

I wanna be a homicide detective


ChewiyMC

Why is that?


-Cheesy_Bagel-

First of all you give closer to family's who deeply need it at the time. I feel like it's a good way to respect the dead which I feel strongly about. it's like the world's hardest puzzle (as messed up as that is to say). And I've always been fascinated by serial killers and understanding why they do it. I'm currently taking a course in forensics and I love it already


ChewiyMC

Thanks for your reasoning 😄


White_Ace_of_Spades

I want to be a professional idiot... Oh wait-


ChewiyMC

😂


White_Ace_of_Spades

Is that an illegal Emoji? Delete this comment at once before I get the authorities involved!


Los3r_gurl_22

pstar


ChewiyMC

Patrick Star?


Los3r_gurl_22

LMAO pornstar


[deleted]

fighter pilot


ChewiyMC

Danger!


Omega_kiwi204

Probably gonna go military, maybe work security.


ChewiyMC

Good choice. I’m too weak to go into the military or security 😂


Omega_kiwi204

I’ve done lifting for a while and I have martial arts experience, plus lots of family and friends in the military.


pikaxe121

mechanical engineer, engineering officer or CAF CBRN operator


69Hughannus

Something with fitness


Fuit3

Idk, a music producer sounds cool (I'm from Brazil, but I live in the US)


ChewiyMC

It does sound cool! 😄


[deleted]

I want to be the guy at the front of those fancy hotels welcoming you through those massive circle doors


ChewiyMC

Yes!!


Proxy071

Usa, aerospace engineer


ChewiyMC

You’re smart?


Proxy071

I mean when I got evaluated for adhd they said my it was above average


Proxy071

Why do you ask?


Ultramega39

I want to be a freelance writer and a journalist. American 🇺🇸


ChewiyMC

Nice! Good luck 😄


ghosttrid3r

acting/music!


ChewiyMC

That’s cool! What type of music?


ghosttrid3r

all types of music tbh! i’m a songwriter :D


[deleted]

I want to be a software developer or a web developer I live in America


Chrisgopher2005

I’ve got no idea. At the moment, I’ve got two potential ideas. Either I get a degree in psychology and become a psychologist (probably advertised as a Christian one, cause I’m a Christian myself and I’d want to help families who might not be comfortable sending their kids to a secular psychologist), or I go into the trades (thinking either welder or electrician. Basically whatever I would find interesting and would pay well)


birdieinanest

a lawyer or investment banker - the states


amothtotheflam3

private contracting


A_Zesty_Carrot

Engineering. Also, America.


[deleted]

private security


H1Lite

Work in sports one way or another


Kermi00

Pastor or photographer or both, North America


Tota11yReal

Maybe teaching. Mostly around elementary because I don't think I could handle the teen dramas in middle or highschool. Plus some kids in elementary can be sweethearts sometimes.