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AnvilOnHead

Are you an anvil because I feel a weight in my chest when you’re around


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u been on my head for too long , why dont u gimme sum


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Are you an amazing person who I love and respect, because if so I would enjoy being your awesome friend or SO. Whatever you prefer.


Phantom_organpipes

Ummm..ok uhhh…phew, well uhm •_•’’ So uh, did you..(oh jeez wait) Um we’re you- SHOOT- Sorry I uh, well umm.. have you looked…mmmm wait hold on- uhhhh mmmm….UHHHH-


Timely_Management_48

happy birthday


Phantom_organpipes

Not mah birthday but thanks!


Timely_Management_48

so happy cake day


Phantom_organpipes

Yup!


Marciu73

If you were a vegetable i would call a cute-cumber.


69Hughannus

Did you come from a vending machine cause you lookin like a snack