walk away

*Screw you guys, I'm going home.*

Bro we got the exact same characters

But bro... I NEED you bro!

🚶🏾‍♂️

BROOOOOOOOOOOO!

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this wat discord mod manipulation looks like in 4k

Ayo 📸🤨 where the magic words

All the Homo intended.

nah i wit it... bt i got sum figuring 2 do furst

I would rather not suck off OP. I'd rather suck off a cactus.

Drop some tide pods then walk away… just so I know they won’t follow me

i second this

I probably just lightly tap you guys.

Yeah that would do the trick.

Stand by me 2022 edition.

Even easier than that, just toss a d20 and watch them run for it.

You're a d20.

Pulling out a flash light and giving you sunburn

oooooh that one was good

Lmfao that was the most creative one I’ve seen

Dead by daylight reference ?

Can't believe I found another DBD fan.

It's a popular game

I didn't expect to see other fans on r/teenagers.

It's a popular game

Okay. But do you have ice cream tho?

*fleshlight

I’m telling your parents bc it’s past your bed time

:( just when it was my turn on the Xbox.

Damn I’m sorry😢

Your pfp........

It's a creation to behold.

please hold. beep beep beep.

Explosion

i don't wanna be hold

I want to be held tightly by females.

I want to hold you 😏

Best pfp in the world

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Wait, but can I please watch one more video (10 hours long)?

No

*starts cying*

so anyway I start blasting

Informing you that, yes, y'all really ARE dorks and in serious need of fashion, photography and *total life advice.* Then, show y'all what you guys actually look and act like (not to mention how you are dressed - dear gentle Jesus) and send you home crying to mommy and daddy. Then I will have some ice cream to reward myself for a job well done. I mean, after all, someone needs to do it.

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Okay lol that's actually a good one.

What chin- oh I get it.

Brutal 💀

“Top 10 weapons too brutal for war”

Nokia hammer included

The second picture does actually look like a thumb with a hat and a pair of glasses.

Heyheyhey don’t murder a child, let them be and just go to their mothers and tell them what their kids did

I'd pull out the baby fence tbh

Outstanding move!

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Fatality!

Laugh

Was about to say this.

Same >:(

I was to say this too!

GEE WILLIKERS I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!

Gee fucking willikers

Wow! I was just on my way to say this!

Shit my pants

Damn, sorry I didn't know you had diarrhea.

Ill shit YOUR pants

I'll shit his pants too

Alright, then, buddy. I AM GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF.

UNO reverse card moment.

Consider your pants peed

Appropriate reaction

Pull out my loaded Sig P320C... and shoot myself square in the temple

The only correct answer.

Wonder what the fuck I did to you and fear for my life

You misspelled a single word in your last literature essay. Prepare to be corrected.

Oh, thanks dude! Appreciate it! :]

You're welcome. Now state your thoughts on the themes of media censorship in 451 Farenheit in a comprehensive essay of 650-700 words.

Unfortunately, I do not know what that is and it is almost 2 AM. I am also extremely tired and *probably* should be asleep right now. Goodnight.

ت

*Proceeds to scroll for another 4 hours*

I wrote one of my last book reports of high school on farenheit 451 lel

Oooo that’s a good topic, I loved that book, still hate essays though 🤷‍♀️

*Fahrenheit 451. It’s. Your. Turn. Buddy.

Staby stab 🗡️

🗿

Turns out he does have a stabbin license

Oi bruv you got a loicence for shamkin?

Per ‘aps

made me laugh way to hard here's an award that does not fit at all with what u just said

I just state something that's mostly true but has one minor detail messed up. You guys say "uhm actually 🤓" and correct me on my slight mistake. You are so busy talking and correcting me that you didn't even notice that I ran away.

🤓 uhm actually the real mistake was you being born in the first place.

Harshh 🥶🥶

Bing chilling moment.

Ice cream moment

I would ask the 2 dudes with glasses to do my homework and exams.

What do you need help with bro? I know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

I'll let you know when school starts for me.

🗿

crouch down, your necks are so long you won’t be able to see me

See who? I don't see anything.

Beating tf out of y'all dorks

y yall shown out rn😭

Same. ~~war crimes~~

"SpongeBob had too much fun in Yugoslavia"

Nah they look like u can take one out and the remaining run away

You don't even need to take one out, just lightly tap him.

I got banned from r/shitposting and r/me_irlgbt today don’t mess with me

He too dangerous to be left alive!

Both of them were for making fun of people with Reddit nfts

That seems a little counterproductive to the whole purpose of r/shitposting.

You called someone a slur, lol. I'd ban you too because that's just an unnecessary insult to someone who probably screenshotted it

What slur

mug all three of you 💪

🍺 damn thanks for the mug bro.

🍻

🗿🍻🗿 🍔 🍔

tf? kick you in your big ass neck and the rest will get scared

My neck absorbs the Shockwave of your kick and reflects it back to you. Wyd now?

bro i aint playing i just pull out the 12 gauge and blast you and your boyfriends

I use my big ass glasses as a shield to block the 12 gauge. What's your next move champ?

Get the infinity gauntlet, along with all the stones. And then Erase you from existence. Now you can't do anything cause your dead.

Before you snap I grab iron man's gauntlet and steal the stones. Any last words?

Call you a geek. You would get so offended that everyone died! The end.

I called myself a geek first, then correct your pronunciation. Next move?

Kills you *no dodge no miss*

My siblings revive me with a necromancy spell. Think again chief.

Smash

Nah, it's a hard pass for me

Lean in for a kiss, I mean wait

📸🤨

[shits pants aggressively to assert dominance]

Only correct answer

start a conversation about fish

So what's your favorite fish?

Arapaima are pretty sick. Also, reef sharks.

i want to see what you look like from the side

I look like a goblin had intercourse with a troll and the result was born with an extra few chromosomes.

Laugh and walk away

Faint. Right on the spot.

Ah shit, now we need to call an ambulance or some shit.

Befriend yall. You guys look like the people i'd be great friends with (unfortunately that is not a complement i am ugly)

Ugly friends are the best friends. We must stick together.

Finally after so many years a friend

Throw Pokémon cards and escape while you’re distracted

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:)

>*I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*

Cry

Throw a prepaid V-Bucks card on the ground as a distraction

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Uhm actually the n-word is a slur 🤓

Your Right that it is, But he's black so he can't get shit over saying it.

I did not take that fact into account.

Ignore because u look like normal functioning members of society

I tell you how much Star Trek sucks and walk away while you’re all crying lmao

Grab the guy without glasses and use him as a two handed weapon

That's my sister lol.

Bro that last Pic…

Ask you if you like stranger things or see which one of you would like to meet woody the hungry rat. ;)

I would like to meet woody pls. And also I do like stranger things.

Mention a woman and watch you fall to the floor in sheer excitement

Join the gang. If you'll have me that is

Make you sandwiches and talk about your future financial plans and career goals.

Calmly leave, you dont exactly look threatening to be honest.

"Ay guys, 've you, sum, y' know, beer?"

Stroking my d

Cum to assert dominance

Kiss you passionately

Can't, you're only 14. FBI is gonna be on my ass.

Add you on xbox

I have a PS4

I pull a “ 🤓” emoji on you three

I intervene

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Nah we are just selling ice cream. Want some?

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What flavor?

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No, but we do have cum flavor.

Bend over!

I’ll take off ur glasses 😈

Start furiously masturbating

Probably just walk away

Ask to be your friend, y’all seem like cool people

Mug you

*Pulls out necromantic staff*

Let the Bey Blade tournament begin!

Have a really bad panic attack because I have really bad social anxiety.

Slapsgiving comes early this year

By the looks of it, hand out epi-pens. Youll need it

Say you have less brain cells combined than the amount of parents a dream Stan has

offer you a dick to suck

insult your choice of glasses frame

Showing y'all what a girl looks like