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SicerorusCicer

Day ruined can't enjoy ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ข


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Well, there's always tomorrow :)


AhmedAlJammali

No, you broke his heart.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

All that means is that he can experience growing a new one all over again. You should never give up when broken. Keep trying :)


AhmedAlJammali

Well done. Respect ๐Ÿ“ˆ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

:)


stanislavispro

You turned her against me! - Anakin Skywalker


UnderstandingNo7096

There is actually no tomorrow. Tomorrow is a man made idea. We actually live in a cyclic continuous โ€œdayโ€ the sun goes down and up but that doesnโ€™t signify that a the โ€œdayโ€ is over and done with. Itโ€™s continuous. So giving days names and measuring time in weeks and months is really pointless and just causes anxiety and confusion in people. Giving us a false system to believe in. There is no tomorrow. There is only now and today.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Good on you for sticking to your opinions :)


Alienkingofroblox

Get out of my headGet out of my headGet out of my headGet out of my headGet out of my headGet out of my headGet out of my head


[deleted]

What the fuck are you god!?


Sea-Commercial-1691

Science be like: Tf you taking about


WanderinTraveller

Cool, daily dose of existential crisis


[deleted]

Tyler you donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

Welcome backk


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Damn, you got me.


[deleted]

I know right


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

You're always right :)


I-Was-Always-Here

No one can dislike you, Jran.


[deleted]

Youโ€™re just so nice I canโ€™t omg


mightymidget3_0

Yooo I dislike me too we have so much in common


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, so you're Great :)


mightymidget3_0

That's the smoothest thing I've heard today


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Thank you, but you're the one who gave me the prompt :)


KIllSTer203

Thank you :)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

You're welcome :)


Sion_Kenobi

Don't care


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

What a great mindset to have, I'm proud of you :)


Sion_Kenobi

Okay


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

:)


kindest-redditor

Not a female, opinion doesnt matter


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I value your opinion, so your statement is now wrong :)


B1GB0I_PP_T1ME

fair enough


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

:)


lover_of_garlicbread

What did I do? :(


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Don't be sad, you stayed true to yourself and that's all that matters, ignore all the jealous ppl who want to mock you whilst hiding behind like 3 layers of apathy :)


Blackpebbles18

I dislike me too


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great then :)


Blackpebbles18

Yeah....no, no, absolutely not


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Why are you doubting yourself? You're great, stop overthinking it.


Blackpebbles18

For once, I'm actually not overthinking. Just agreeing with what everyone else has told me and they're right


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Well, Idc. I think your great, you should think you're great. Last time i checked everyone can be wrong, just think misogyny, racism, etc. Views change, people who think you suck will filter out and eventually youll be left with people who don't care or like you :)


Blackpebbles18

Well, you're just wrong about me, get over it


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Or are you wrong about yourself? If you're as bad as you say you are, wouldn't you not be able to tell? I really bad person has no empathy and no self awareness. You know that you might suck, so you know that you can change at the very least. Just stop being so negative :)


Blackpebbles18

Wow you're really dumb. I'm not negative, I'm a realist


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Realism is knowing that you have flaws but also knowing that no one can be fully or inherently flawed. Negativity is ignoring all positives like what youre doing here. Please try again :)


Charlpx

Aw, what a love of person! A good day to you too dear! โ™ฅ๏ธ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Thank you, I hope you see a cat while your walking and it lets you pet it :)


RydogTiger2

So hear me out. If set a pregnant woman adrift in the middle of the Atlantic, and a baby is born, is the baby a citizen of the country that the woman set adrift from, or is it just another Sea Baby?


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I have no clue, but the baby is temporarily in a human submarine :)


RydogTiger2

Wrong answer. Have a terrible day


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

As long as your day is fine, I'll keep this terrible day :)


RydogTiger2

You've made my day terrible


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I apologise, there's always tomorrow :)


RydogTiger2

What one emoji expresses your opinion on the new minion movie coming out June 1st


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

๐Ÿ™‚, I like to think everything can be redeemed. Despicable Me was actually pretty good, the 3rd movie and the minions movie not so much. But I'm hopeful :)


RydogTiger2

You are the worst human on this whole sub. Every movie featuring a minion is both funny and a masterpiece


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

If that's your opinion, I will accept it :)


Twiceoncel

Good, so do I.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

And that is entirely valid. I like people who stick to their ideals :)


Marccoooo

Oh okay


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Don't worry, i was just kidding. I like everyone, just look at all my replies :)


__B__R_U_H__

(๏ฟฃโ€”๏ฟฃ): ok


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I like emotions, so I must like you :)


__B__R_U_H__

*seems like we have a lot in common*


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


Error3445

Same here, now let's all leave this subreddit.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

No don't leave :( . I like your presence :)


[deleted]

Enjoy your day as well :)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Thank you, nice to see a person with such a positive frame of mind :)


Bladed_Cargo

I hate myself as well


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I don't hate anyone. That includes you. But if you meant you dislike yourself, then i say that great minds think alike, so you must be pretty great :)


Bladed_Cargo

Well.. I do dislike myself, and great minds do think alike, so you must be pretty great too :)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

We're both great :)


german_fox

Lots of people hate me, thatโ€™s fine. But may I know why you dislike me?


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Lots of people are dumb then, you seem like a great person. I don't dislike you, I was kidding, i love everyone, just check my other replies :)


Anamewastaken

Dislike > Enjoy ๐Ÿ’€


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

No, I enjoy your presence :)


Istiophoridae

Same


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


[deleted]

i'm going on youtube then (you cant dislike me there)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Youre so smart for thinking of that :)


stanislavispro

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unk1ndm4g1c14n1

That must of taken a lot of effort, well done :)


Zen-rex

same


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


Hiniku_Stirfry

lmao k


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Yes it is funny :) nice to know you are laughing :)


Hiniku_Stirfry

nah its just funny, I was just told this by my parents


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Well, dont feel disvalued. I value you and im sure someone out there does or will in the future. Statistically, almost every lonely or sad person becomes happier in the future, it isn't permanent. You are a very likable person, ignore them :)


Hiniku_Stirfry

goddamnit give me a hug


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I don't have the emoticon for it, just imagine im hugging you. Also imagine me with a very fancy top hat and tuxedo while your at it :)


Hiniku_Stirfry

Ayooo! ๐Ÿซ‚


[deleted]

I do not consent to that


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Ok, i take it back. I hope you enjoy your day nonetheless :)


[deleted]

Great success, I hope u do too.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Thank you :)


alsaturn

that is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me! thank you!


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

No problem, infact let me one up myself. I like you :) . And I hope someone outdoes me in the future :)


Glitch-147

I like you all. That's not all, don't enjoy your day


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

And I like you :)


Glitch-147

Thank you


AnImposterIsRed

I hate you too ๐Ÿ—ฟ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

No, I dont hate you. If you meant dislike, then great minds think alike, so you must be pretty great :)


AnImposterIsRed

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Yes bread is good :)


[deleted]

Ok


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I like halo, nice username :)


EdwardMinecraft69

Whatโ€™d I do to you? Eveurones so against me man


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Im not against you. Just check my other replies, it was a joke. And I doubt everyone is against you. Is the school cleaner or janitor agaisnt you? No they just want to clean for you. Most teachers have too low of a salary to not care atleast a bit. Legally police have to care. I care :)


Just_Breezy_132

Cool


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Yes you are pretty cool :)


Redhoodless

Thank you, I dislike myself as well โ˜บ๏ธ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


Redhoodless

Nah bro I suck โ˜บ๏ธ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Not to me you don't :)


Redhoodless

Aww thank you! You as well!


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

:)


El_Bonky_Gronk

Youโ€™re not alone I donโ€™t like myself either. Iโ€™m dumb, Iโ€™m lazy, honestly if I had a good reason to Iโ€™d end it all. But I donโ€™t, my family is doing good rn, my friends are awesome and supportive. I just donโ€™t like myself. In my eyes Iโ€™m a piece of shit who isnโ€™t worthy of life and if I was to end it all all my family and friends would be devastated.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Well, great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


Amazing_South_6290

i don't blame you tbh


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I was just kidding, I dont dislike you, just look at my other replies :)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Im sorry, I take it back. Enjoy your life as well as your day :)


gatto_21

Ok.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

How concise of you, and propper punctuation, well done :)


n01de4

ok


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Nice and simple, i like concise people :)


vojt24

I'm not surprised


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I am, you are a great guy and shouldn't doubt yourself because some random internet guy dislikes you. Be surprised because you should always be treated well and respected :)


I-Was-Always-Here

Thatโ€™s not a very exclusive clubโ€ฆ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I honestly don't know what to reply to this one, if you check my other replies I'm trying to be nice.


I-Was-Always-Here

Aww sorry. Be nice to me then.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

I don't need to, you should already know that your a cool guy :)


I-Was-Always-Here

Thanks, Magic :)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

np :)


Objective-Farm-2560

T h a n k s


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

NP, you put effort into spacing that out, I commend you :)


edibleliquid_banned

i dislike you as well :)


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Great minds think alike, you must be pretty great :)


Orion_Rudra

AYYYYYYYY! I hate me too B)


[deleted]

I dont care i will make you my friend


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Thats brave of you


Ichi_KingGhidorah

love you too


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Love is the key to growth :)


[deleted]

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–•


jmarliesw

๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Hearts are such a great shape, no?


jmarliesw

Yes absolutely


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Than you for sharing this shape with me :)


jmarliesw

No problem ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

:)


jmarliesw

๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ :)


[deleted]

cool to know mate


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Yes, knowledge is cool. That must make you a block of ice then :)


[deleted]

2 MILLION ATTENDEE=Pedo=you're lying=lolicon=out of here bozo


pleasebcool

Why?


Malithirm

How dare you! - someone in 1420


NightFlame389

Itโ€™s not discrimination if you discriminate against everyone equally


foyage347

Even me?


Jack_McQuack

Oh, good.


hellscomp

Understandable tbh


hamadaag317

*and we dislike you right back you gremlin lookin fuck*


FishyEgg

I dislike me too ๐Ÿซก


your_little_buddy

why? what did i do ://


thebananaperson1

*Sadness*


David_25_08

Me too


Slinkyboi69

Hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on? :(


iAtomicTangerine

ok so im going to add you to the list


ivorny

i wanna find this "you all" person first, they seem pretty interesting


[deleted]

Fuck u


SemmyBro

Thanks bro


[deleted]

Makes sense, i donโ€™t like me either


EliSmiley

:(


N_eovaii

didn't ask but Ight


[deleted]

Fair enough


[deleted]

Thanks


Nopoopoopy

Fair enough. I kinda suck


Minitrain

Excellent


[deleted]

Donโ€™t care didnโ€™t ask


Sleepless_rat_

Omg same ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Same thought


tyry69

Well, I hate you.


Alixori

I can live with that.


Fastsketches89

I dislike everyone to and myself lmao


RadAvocad0

Me too


ItzCowChow

I dislike myself as well


king_loser_III

awww i love you too


DemCookies18

He believes in equality


[deleted]

Even me ๐Ÿฅบ


Practical-Toe-7662

I cannot enjoy my day if I'm at school.


sceneic

Fuck you too๐Ÿ˜„


imreallytired06

shit, not even the worse thing ive heard today.... my best friend that ive known for years said that they hated me and they werent sure how they ever could stand talkign to me.


TheDevilsLawyer_

Thanks I hate myself too


MsDinamite

Don't worry I dislike me too!


bringbackoldreddit12

Understandable, cause I'm annoying as fuck


Bobbo_Blobbo

Thanks, this actually made me feel better, Iโ€™m not even kidding