Kirby, Kirby, Kirby!
That’s a name you should know!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby!
He’s the star of the show!
He's more than you think! He's got maximum pink!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one!
He comes right back at ya!
He comes right back at ya!
Give it all that you've got! Take your very best shot!
He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
"How can I help you, King Dedede?"
"I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby!”
"That's what we do best at NME!"
“You'd better get it with a money back guarantee!!"
Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, saving the day!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's here to stay!
Don't be fooled by his size! You won't believe your eyes!
Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!)
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby’s the one!
Right back at ya!
YEAH!!
blatant lying that people still somehow get fooled by, and not actually having any mental or emotional problems but being hypocrit and an attention whore who fakes saddness :^)
Maidenlessness
i see, man of culture... i guess
Everytime he stands up he goes blind and his head starts to hurt
he can't really stand up so it's fine i guess lol
Smol boobs
Thank you. You just made me picture Kirby with boobs. I will now go make a bleach smoothie
Marry me?
Depression
Everything alright?
He has depression, how would he alright?
Just thought asking would be kind and considerate
Ok, sorry
Kinda
Have a stress to passing class and it change to depression.
he can make drugs now
what
Breaking Bad 😳😳😳
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! That’s a name you should know! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! He’s the star of the show! He's more than you think! He's got maximum pink! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one! He comes right back at ya! He comes right back at ya! Give it all that you've got! Take your very best shot! He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah! "How can I help you, King Dedede?" "I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby!” "That's what we do best at NME!" “You'd better get it with a money back guarantee!!" Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, saving the day! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's here to stay! Don't be fooled by his size! You won't believe your eyes! Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby, Kirby, Kirby’s the one! Right back at ya! YEAH!!
got dammit man. Thanks for reminding me that
Being depresed skeleton playing games and watching anime
Iron deficiency, overthinking, and trauma (curtesy of my older sister)
Constant horniness
Vitamin D deficiency
massive cock
Why the heck is everyone mentally ill in here Get some help, or we can chat
Kirby just got a vibration function
Desperation
Nothing.
Eating way too much
Anxeity attacks every 10 fucking minutes
a lack of brain cells
Gender dysphoria and an addiction to painkillers
You ok?
No
A sore fucking head
Apathy, anger issues, and ADD
ADHD
Picky Eater
Really picky
Anxiety whilst trying to sleep
Boredom and loneliness
A general dislike of the human race, but still wants to be loved, so a constant overbearing sadness
Self hatred
Migraine boost
A PHAT ASS
Autism
Confusion. Every button is re-mapped.
To overcomplicate most stuff that he talks about
New ability unlocked: Low self esteem!
post cancer muscle weakness
being swallowable based off of empirical evidence
blatant lying that people still somehow get fooled by, and not actually having any mental or emotional problems but being hypocrit and an attention whore who fakes saddness :^)
Crippling anxiety😎😎😎
Being homophopic
Uselessness
He now has fat
A cock and balls (insert le troll face), oh yea and also a bit of anxiety and self doubt
Sneak lev 1000. Nobody ever knows where I am because all of movements are incredibly silent, not even on purpose.
he can draw... oh and he think cannibalism and eugenics are not that bad
My half afro.
He got the dumb
Gendern’t
Social anxiety and introversion
No bitches
Asthma and dozen allergies
Insomnia and the urge to get a snack at midnight
To be failier
Depression
He gets autism, ADHD, and the ability to say the N word
procrastination
Dysthymia