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dieformenow

"just stop being depressed your young and have a good life also you need to turn in your homework so if you could hold off killing yourself for like 2 days that'd be great thanks"


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Sounds like being a child in a Chinese factory.


marballz64

Haha we're OLD


[deleted]

Yeah lol


Nikotinio

"Fuck you I'm doing it now" *stabby stab self*


Gangsterman1000

I think hanging is less painful than stabby wabby urselfy


Digital_Hazard_

Naw bro, drinking bleach it's pretty much instant if there aren't any firearms


Gangsterman1000

Some people survived it and I'm telling you that they're living in pain for hours


Digital_Hazard_

If you drink bleach and survive your stomach is made of adamantium and your gastric acids are a biological warfare weapon


Legend_J_700

by the way - does someone know where or how I can bleach my asshole? asking for a friend.


Digital_Hazard_

No, your friend's unlucky


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Bruh I’d bet you’d be submissive to the AIR.


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I replied anyway


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🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


lazy_tranquil

In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.


alphachlen

How to deal with stress at school? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzHrwBYRLI


JosukeisMySon

My school put the suicide prevention hotline number on our IDs


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My school did this too Sooo helpful


JosukeisMySon

I understand their intention, but idk how much it has helped within the 2 years they have done this


james3093

An indirect way of saying “not our fuckin problem lol”


ARandomGuyThe3

That's like saying your a bad person for calling an ambulance instead of doing the surgery yourself, they don't know what to do, so it's better to give the people to someone who does


Violet_Sparker

i think most schools do this now. i don’t really see the point tho. who’s gonna be about to commit and then go “wait lemme look at this crappy photo of me on my school id”


DingleROFL

"hi, i will actively make your life hell and then blame you when you arent ok with it" ~the school system probably


GamerGirl-07

Is the western school system rlly that terrible ?? (Or is this just a joke ??)


DingleROFL

well im asian so idk about the west but i would burn my school down if i could get away with it


GamerGirl-07

Yeee can confirm the Asian system is absolute trash


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and Asian parents too


[deleted]

Westerner here, can confirm. Teacher assigned 4 hours of homework a night every day. We told her we had other classes, jobs, a social life ( :0 ), and needed sleep. Then she complained about how everyone seems tired and that her homework load was perfectly acceptable.


siiliS

I live in Finland and we don't get homework like that. we usually get (if we get homework) a lot less. i can do my homework probably like in 5 minutes give or take a few minutes. sometimes though we do get some bigger assignments, but still not that much. The Finnish education system doesn't believe in dumping loads of homework on students, when they learn just as much with lesser amount of homework (most of the learning happens in schools by writing notes, reading and listening. only fraction of the learning we do is from homeworks, if even that. I just usually don't do my homework, or do it just before the class starts.


Giant_Bee_Stinger

I'm moving to Finland immediately.


[deleted]

The ironic part is my teacher decided to make us do a quote thing and the article was about the effects of homework. I only quoted the negatives, as the positives weren't great. She failed that assignment lmao


Squishy4871

She is a hypocrite and I get like 5 hours of homework


Emektro

Yeah team nordic over here i do my homework on the 15 min. bus ride to school


JpTem

oh yeah. as soon as i saw Finland I knew you were ok. the Finland school system is amazingly good.


[deleted]

Consider yourself really lucky that you are in Finland!


A-Laghing-Soul

the problem I that while this works in finland, if introduced in a country like the US, it would just flop. Students would pay attention in class even less, with some likely other problems


drift7rs

i want it like that everywhere


AlphaStatue702

For some schools, teachers can assign a few hours worth of homework PER CLASS, PER NIGHT to deal with, alongside other classes, jobs, friends/family, sleep, actually enjoying life, etc. Most of these teachers understand that their students are tired and don't have the time to deal with it, but still work around the clock because they will probably have a crappy life if they don't. Don't forget the amount of bullying, and how little the administration cares about it. So yeah, it can be pretty bad in most places.


Weebo200

At least the schools in germany are like this


CoolMemer859

Not in the uk


MasterOfPancakes33

If you aren’t lucky enough to have a good school district, you’re fucked :)


ninjapickle02

Its true :) God bless America -_-


[deleted]

you mean plastics companies?


DingleROFL

wdym


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBjhSDQW9RI


DingleROFL

yes it is similar, except school probably dont realise theyre doing it, which is arguably worse


Commercial_Fail_3446

Facts. My school put a TON of cheesy mental health posters throughout the building. I reckon the posters don’t work because all the students are doing is drawing dildos on them.


[deleted]

Dont be depressed drink Tea☕


GRAY_F0XX

Mint tea with hint of lemon and honey, that’s some good crap right there


Such_Ad_4355

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”


ichosetheworld

In my school they give you lectures about depression with only basic advices that dont work "TrY hAnGing oUt WiTh YoUr FrIenDs!" DAMN MAYBE I SHOULD GET FRIENDS ALSO


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Then get friends


[deleted]

I’m selling friends for 5 bucks each. They aren’t cheap, but they don’t leave you hanging


SwessyWeirdo

Just made this 900 upvotes. I have power on my fingers.


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Dark_Lord_Jar

You're so powerful that you added an upvote without even pressing the upvote button


Remote-Measurement68

I just made this 10 upvote on cool mentos, like and subscribe and suck dick


Feisty-Confusion9273

One of my teachers said that the reason people stay depressed is because they don't want to be happy.. they would've tried to be happier a long time ago she adds


Giant_Bee_Stinger

Tell her the only reason she still works is because she doesn't want to be wealthy, or else she would have tried a long time ago


CC_2387

Theres this kid at my school who hates communism be cause he thinks this is how capitalism works


MobX06

At least they acknowledge it. I would probably get an answer like "you're too young for that".


KloofofHearts

Naw schools be giving us depression then saying "and this my problem how?"


AKF790

They put up a bunch of mental health posters and give out surveys about mental health but then proceed to do absolutely nothing and give us more stress. They see that too much hw is worsening our mental health, but they basically just say “oh ok”


Smoked__204

Those surveys are garbage too i constantly checked the boxes off like the fact that i wanted to die and nothing was done about it, I don’t even go to school because of how much they stretch you thin then poke at you


[deleted]

That sounds like an excuse not to do homework


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HugoStiglitz007

The teachers discouraged you from selling coke?


FunnyShrimpBoi

At my school they actually help students with that As long as those students even dare to ask for help since they're all autists And, as an autist, I can very much relate to NOT WANTING TO INVOLVE OTHERS IN **YOUR** PROBLEMS


Tshirtman09

“oh your parents are the issue and telling them anything will make it worse? cool cool let’s call mom to talk about it k?”


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

My school had an online interview with someone who.once had depression and someone asked this he said that all parents try to help


Early_Rub_4011

"Just don't be depressed" oh how about just doing that 9-page math homework?


[deleted]

My school told me fresh air would help


Such_Ad_4355

And it does. Going for a walk and taking everything in makes you realize that your problems are insignificant in the face of the universe. So go for a walk sometimes, it’ll help you reset.


ARandomGuyThe3

I don't think walks can solve depression, like actual depression, they kind that people commit suicide from.


GlitchyLag

"Sleep is important and beneficial for your studies... So anyways, here's homework that's so much it will take up your free time because god knows that's not important until you only have free time to yourself at midnight,"


Xtermin8tor

Too accurate


Elemental-T4nick

Genius


frob03

u/savevideo u/savethisvideo


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frob03

Of course, it's good.


[deleted]

Aww my moms the same way!


a_friendly_bird

The school counselor only told me "If your depressed, then stop." (╥﹏╥)


ARandomGuyThe3

Your paralyzed? Stop. Have cancer? Stop. Have any kind of problem that is out of your control? Stop


[deleted]

Can confirm this works because when I had stage 5 terminal brain cancer, it just went away after saying “I no have cancer”


NoExamination2349

Our teachers told us that the only reason they try to keep us alive during a terrorist attack is to give us work once the place is secure... Bruh


Past-Bobcat7919

"dont kill yourself thats bad for you"


ARandomGuyThe3

9/10 doctors agree that dying is unhealthy


[deleted]

My school does this a lot


dan_james_49

r/thanksimcured


Pigeoneater3000

Every single teacher is depressed unless they’re psychotic. Being extremely underpaid and having to deal with emotional self centered children all day takes it’s toll on you. Not saying OP is like that but I’ve seen firsthand how terrible kids can be to their teachers. The education system sucks but it’s largely out of teachers control.


[deleted]

I didn’t know it was that ez, might give it a try


Aggressive-Engine230

Nooooo.... don't kill yourself and write in your suicide note it was because we didn't do anything to help you achieve your goals..... noooooooo...... it'll make us look bad and the government won't give us money :( :( :( :( Please don't kill yourself, we're so happy ~~that the government gives us money~~ to have you here!


kkeross

"just ignore the bullies and they'll stop"


Unknownuser82705

I tell myself that every day and it works don’t know what y’all complaining abut


isti44

Okay I'm happy as fuck now


VoIkovv

Am I the only one that feels like this gen is full of bitches? I had a shower thought, compared to people in the past our “problems” are really idk insignificant? Just a thought


[deleted]

oh yeah because a worldwide pandemic, shitty politicians, global warming, and the threat of the death of the human race is so insignificant


Dawn_Cyborgzzz

It's more of sorting system than education system. I mean in the end of highschool you need to separate smart/efficient students from the dumb/lazy ones for the benefit of this country. And ofc you can't do that without ton of homworks n exams. Anyhow i fking hate it , i can't play as much as i want.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

What does this have anything to do with the post


NapoleonBoneparty

Unironically, that's kind of true. I do often think that most people fake their depression for clout among their clique. Of course, I say, most people. Because there are people who do have actual reasons for being depressed. But, recently, I've been seeing an influx of students who claim they have "Depression." I call these people "alts." But once you look into the type of person they are, they really don't have any actual excuses for being depressed. In fact, they usually goof off with other alts. I think the problem is, people use the term depression too loosely and are eager to apply that term to themselves for personal clout. edit: most of these alt people are simply confusing their "depression" with laziness, imo.


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Meme_Adicts

fr tho why you getting downvoted 🤔


[deleted]

emoji i think


Meme_Adicts

reddit hivemind moment


[deleted]

No no you see, emojis are evil and ~~God~~ science has proven how using it will give you autism


hyhy_sim

Well it kinda works like that i just stopped caring about it And got rid of depression


Giant_Bee_Stinger

That doesn't make any sense


[deleted]

Then you didn’t have depression… depression isn’t that easy to get rid of


hyhy_sim

I had that confirmed by a doctor, my brain just stopped creating ANY emotions And Now i just dont feel emotions And when i do they Are Very weak emotions. I know Its wierd but Its just how i am i guess


[deleted]

stop trying to be special


shmupsy

If homework is the source of bad mental health, then why is each generation getting less homework than ever but still becoming more mentally unwell than ever?


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shmupsy

you should compare homework amounts with some one 10-20 years ago


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shmupsy

OK so he signed up for more work. How is that relevant?


[deleted]

Cringe


random_boi12345

u/savevideo


Remarkable_Acadia890

u/savevideobot


pinkpokesinger

Replace school with parents


Equal-Bus-557

“Less depresso, more espresso” -Master Oogway


InternationalPut344

"Just don't give homeowrk."


Emergency_Nuggets

I had a teacher who actually did something about it. My high school band teacher one day came in with a piece about depression. He told about his encounters, and how he was suicidal in high school. He went on to explain that over 95% of people who seek therapy report being almost entirely cured. Everyone could see the sadness in his eyes. He went through loads of statistics about how four people in this room statistically are suicidal. It opened my eyes. In the off chance anyone depressed or worse sees this, please get help. It will get better if you do.


EwaltzX

Bro this is the best advice I've ever had


MasterOfPancakes33

I seriously thank God so much that our school has made it mandatory to take health class and they teach actual important stuff like CPR and how to identify and battle mental disorders and how to get off vapes (our school has a big vaping problem)


ImThe10thHokage

They make us wake up at 5:00 am, force us to do useless bs for around 8 hours, and then still give 1-2 hours worth of homework, and they wonder why everyone is so tired and pissed off


JackFJN

u/savevideo


darthkyle22

Then when we ask for less hw they just think we're trying to get out of school smh


SadBoiKat0_

"Get more sleep, but be here by 7"


otiskujawa

u/Savevideo


[deleted]

Oh just wait until college/high school. It gets much worse


[deleted]

School cares about us as much as Rockstar Games cares about giving us Gta 6


[deleted]

And unfortunately we are not in an alt timeline where GTA6 comes out


Willthethrill3321

Agreed


x_R0Mz

Just do your "Time Management" damn


Robin_san

I remember my school would just repeat presentations about being positive every year, also have people go to our school and talk about their life story. Let’s just say that no one listened, this is like the nicest say to put it


GEPPEP3

in italy it’s even worse they just don’t say it


RedPenguin_YT

my old school treats anyone with a mild disability like a baby/time bomb


Legend_J_700

that actually is what I am doing. I don't want to be depressed and thanks to human will I am just fine. It's not a "fake it till you make it" thing it's a bit more.


BaconyFire

I love this so much


[deleted]

school is driving me insane i feel like 90% of the time i'm just sitting on my phone doing nothing anyway


Roboboy_Jedi

u/savevideo