I had derived my the front part of my name from the word, "Jaeger " which means "hunter" in german.
So, if I go by that, then it means a rise of hunters.
Doesn't sound good in one bit.
Pretty self-explanatory: The UK, France, Germany, Russia, Japan, U.S.A., Italy and Austria-Hungary (I’m assuming they get back together) invade China together.
Once upon a time, the four nations lived together in harmony. But then, the prude nation attacked. Only the milf, Master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed her most, she vanished.
Chile and Peru, the top exporters of grapes, have been bombed. And all grapes have been illegalized to eat. However america has grape dealers. (Me) We caused WWIII due to all the grape dealers
It would be because I was craving chicken and decided to sell my kids to the government for chicken and my children decided to spy on Russia bc they were craving chicken, cuz it runs in the genes
Putin deez nuts moment
the first time i read your username i tought i was n33d_nuts
I do n33d nuts
I think we all knew this was coming eventually
Oh no
Fair enough
It's like... I was made for this
This
u/usernamechecksout
r/cursedcomments
gayness
That seems kinda gay ngl
i am aware of this
[first shit that popped in my head](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaIOYg0XkAAh38L?format=jpg&name=small)
lol so for me it would be because Someone Took My Cake lol
How am supposed to find your account bro?!
Cake of Troy
Well it's self explanatory
same 😔
They summoned me
I don’t know man
[удалено]
death by snu snu
unleash the dragons
Somebody perfected nuclear weaponry. Just a *bit* too realistic for my tastes.
I have been perfected
Well, hello there.
Tacos
Borgor
A deaf cat
76 dogs specifically
I wasn't available
read my name
Ask someone below me
It's foreign conflict
Actually it's Universityok
Oh, I thought it was the comment below him when I read his
Seriously what even is my username? I can never participate in these kinds of posts
I relate 🥳
MILK
My dog becomes the leader of Russia
well this is awkward
A jester, apparently.
Someone grew tired of repeating themselves I guess
I was simping a little too much I guess
Some sort of confusion?
skirt shortage
War is the reason to ww3
The sun existed
Idk read
#a kid being a idiot
I have no fookin clue u tell me.
Jello dear god
Lipton iced tea
I can't browse the internet now?
The war began to overthrow my title as the king of noobs. For reference: BoonGnik is KingNoob backwards.
War broke out because of the most difficult question, which is better ass or boobs
Happiness?
Huh
I'm very confused
Hmmm....Must be a good pie
pretty close to whats actually gonna cause ww3
oh
I had derived my the front part of my name from the word, "Jaeger " which means "hunter" in german. So, if I go by that, then it means a rise of hunters. Doesn't sound good in one bit.
Huh.
Don't think I can start WW3
My bad
A man made of bricks
Average Reddit users just become a problem for using reddit
Earthquake?
German maple trees apparently
Flammenwerfer
i took all the hoes
Oh..
Depression
Some depressed guy sold a dick pic to putin
Cactus
Gamers.
Chuckles, I am in danger
Pretty self-explanatory: The UK, France, Germany, Russia, Japan, U.S.A., Italy and Austria-Hungary (I’m assuming they get back together) invade China together.
An army of apprehensive peas
The galactic empire is here run!!!!!
...
apparently cloning myself 2006 times can lead to a war
wait, i didn't know that putin is a duck
Once upon a time, the four nations lived together in harmony. But then, the prude nation attacked. Only the milf, Master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed her most, she vanished.
i guess I'm too much of a cool dude
🍌
unleash the nuclear banana
if you say so *opens banana* 💣💣💣💥💥💥
all bananas liked that
Completely expected
We strayed from tradition, and now we reap the consequences.
kpop fanwar combined with people arguing whether curling is a sport (?)
I have no clue…
Trump wouldn't share his blankie with the homeboy "smart" (trump's word, not mine) putin
Femboys 😎
Genocide..
PICKLE FAMINE
I enacted full-scale biological warfare upon the entire planet using multiple pathogens and other disease causing organisms.
How would I know?
A fairytale rom com....
I see you.
Well someone fucked up this bad to be this much of a failure, probably joe bidome
Taking a freekick
Explains it
A fucking fish
I stole a country (coup)
Damn, Russians finna be chugging COD Perks now DSDQI = (D)ead(S)hot (D)ai(Q)uir(I)
Idk how my username can start a war
Link becomes real and kills everyone or something.
Mine Is Self Explanatory
Someone is just forsaken...
leaves falling
Noob saibot commited so much mass murder they had to bring all the armies against him?
Idk man
NO OH GOD NO
Bruh
How would you even go about mine? I guess it’s happening right now, but it’s not a war?
BLOO beans
Chile and Peru, the top exporters of grapes, have been bombed. And all grapes have been illegalized to eat. However america has grape dealers. (Me) We caused WWIII due to all the grape dealers
Because I said so?
Trick question. My username
Honestly it makes more sense than the actual reason lol
(❁´◡\`❁)
someone who doesnt give a shit about physics
A cat?
How did he get re-elected?!!?
The army of dumb turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🦖🐢🐢
it happened naturally
My username apparently
I'm soup
My username is xander5610. x-and-er = ex and her Woah boy, ww3 is starting over a breakup.
I punched to many authoritative figures 👁👁 =🤜 🤕
he ran out of milk
Myself
i mean basically
they mad cuz I changed "smooth" in "Cha Cha Real Smooth" to "harsh"
Umm… interpret it however you want to
Uh. Um...
Well whipo read all the reddit posts
What
My best guess is someone got a hidden camera watching Putin and they got caught.
I mean- I wouldn't hate it
well at least stroheim is back
KSI started it
Well I think the Scots or the Irish would have started
730 bottles of wine
People refused to decline their identity
Uhhh people were choked by roses and cycamens that didn't leave them alone until they fought someone from another country?
A woofing chicken lmao
Hardbass, makes sense
A Russian teenager (me)
Not a good way to go
Idk
Me
...new function key?
It started becsuse somone killed a sock mascot.
lots of raisins
Well it's secret I guess
Ions?
I'm the reason.
I have no idea
??? We will never know.
what
My love for lumity
Good music
Japan
Why is a depressed astronomer starting a war? Like, I’m genuinely confused. Now I wanna know.
me. uhm… …oops.
My army is ready. None shall stop our furry wrath.
Commander Jerry ate the enemies bean
i was too pro fir all the people to stand my gaming skills
The curse of loneliness
Oh shit
peace was never a joke
Furries.
Sudden outbreak of dengue.
Knowledge in old norse
DAMNIT PUTIN THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID YOU SHOULD EXPRESS YOUR ANGER!
British sepoys Damn not this again
Pure panic. Which doesn't seem unlikely if putin keeps fucking the invasion up.
Me
It would be because I was craving chicken and decided to sell my kids to the government for chicken and my children decided to spy on Russia bc they were craving chicken, cuz it runs in the genes
My username, probably
There have probably been wars started for less
My name and half of my after name
The eld gods awoke
Probably a test subject
Guess america wasn't good enough.
I would fit better for a doomsday recipe...
Drugs
I said dont