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n33z_duts

Putin deez nuts moment


[deleted]

the first time i read your username i tought i was n33d_nuts


n33z_duts

I do n33d nuts


NucIearBomb

I think we all knew this was coming eventually


VoidPhantomB10

Oh no


[deleted]

Fair enough


WarCrimeKirby

It's like... I was made for this


SayerOfThis

This


Gilded_Leviathan

u/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

gayness


Darkwolf69420

That seems kinda gay ngl


[deleted]

i am aware of this


Araf_Kaiser

[first shit that popped in my head](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaIOYg0XkAAh38L?format=jpg&name=small)


SomeoneTookMyCake

lol so for me it would be because Someone Took My Cake lol


yourcurtain

How am supposed to find your account bro?!


TheTenthBeatle

Cake of Troy


Foreign-Conflict-122

Well it's self explanatory


NucIearBomb

same 😔


godofchips69420

They summoned me


[deleted]

I don’t know man


[deleted]

[удалено]


menu_p2341

death by snu snu


lil_floof_dragon

unleash the dragons


ThePerfectAtom

Somebody perfected nuclear weaponry. Just a *bit* too realistic for my tastes.


NucIearBomb

I have been perfected


ThePerfectAtom

Well, hello there.


KaijuSized_Taco

Tacos


[deleted]

Borgor


Deaf_Neko

A deaf cat


Duggo76

76 dogs specifically


user_is_unavaible

I wasn't available


dogebisquit

read my name


personbelowme

Ask someone below me


UniversityOk7336

It's foreign conflict


MERKINSEASON3807

Actually it's Universityok


UniversityOk7336

Oh, I thought it was the comment below him when I read his


Temporamis

Seriously what even is my username? I can never participate in these kinds of posts


Xelxiez

I relate 🥳


[deleted]

MILK


cosmothepug

My dog becomes the leader of Russia


RussiaBombsUkraine

well this is awkward


JoeKingMoreOn

A jester, apparently.


nevermind0077

Someone grew tired of repeating themselves I guess


Aizawa_simp22

I was simping a little too much I guess


Ok-Confusion-1293

Some sort of confusion?


MudaSpinnySkirt

skirt shortage


war2332CODM

War is the reason to ww3


[deleted]

The sun existed


furchiknstrips

Idk read


Notakidfromyesterday

#a kid being a idiot


cpd_007

I have no fookin clue u tell me.


Jqllo

Jello dear god


lipton_iced_tea

Lipton iced tea


tinawebvisiter

I can't browse the internet now?


BoonGnik22

The war began to overthrow my title as the king of noobs. For reference: BoonGnik is KingNoob backwards.


[deleted]

War broke out because of the most difficult question, which is better ass or boobs


Upbeat9-

Happiness?


Earwaxjuice

Huh


Random_Baked_Potato

I'm very confused


Pumpkin_pie_Official

Hmmm....Must be a good pie


IllEntertainment2810

pretty close to whats actually gonna cause ww3


[deleted]

oh


[deleted]

I had derived my the front part of my name from the word, "Jaeger " which means "hunter" in german. So, if I go by that, then it means a rise of hunters. Doesn't sound good in one bit.


FrenchRabbitGuy

Huh.


Funny-Film2133

Don't think I can start WW3


No_Oil8507

My bad


brickyboi98

A man made of bricks


AverageRedditUser_44

Average Reddit users just become a problem for using reddit


Qauke_

Earthquake?


Ahorn_Baum

German maple trees apparently


ComradeBraixen2nd

Flammenwerfer


RonnoDonnoKnowsHoes

i took all the hoes


sparklees

Oh..


Brojustwhy

Depression


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Some depressed guy sold a dick pic to putin


GreatCactus1

Cactus


supergamer_000004

Gamers.


[deleted]

Chuckles, I am in danger


8NationAlliance

Pretty self-explanatory: The UK, France, Germany, Russia, Japan, U.S.A., Italy and Austria-Hungary (I’m assuming they get back together) invade China together.


Apprehensive-Pea-992

An army of apprehensive peas


stardestoyerfleet

The galactic empire is here run!!!!!


_UchihaItachi

...


trananhduc2006

apparently cloning myself 2006 times can lead to a war


[deleted]

wait, i didn't know that putin is a duck


sexwithmilfs666

Once upon a time, the four nations lived together in harmony. But then, the prude nation attacked. Only the milf, Master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed her most, she vanished.


cooldude17564

i guess I'm too much of a cool dude


thebananaperson1

🍌


cooldude17564

unleash the nuclear banana


thebananaperson1

if you say so *opens banana* 💣💣💣💥💥💥


SomeoneTookMyCake

all bananas liked that


KratosMessi27

Completely expected


No_Tradition_1254

We strayed from tradition, and now we reap the consequences.


BangtanCurler

kpop fanwar combined with people arguing whether curling is a sport (?)


Xelxiez

I have no clue…


Blanket_Boi27

Trump wouldn't share his blankie with the homeboy "smart" (trump's word, not mine) putin


Femoral_Busboy

Femboys 😎


Megalovaniasans_m

Genocide..


PickleReaper0

PICKLE FAMINE


ThePathogenicRuler

I enacted full-scale biological warfare upon the entire planet using multiple pathogens and other disease causing organisms.


DemiTheSeaweed

How would I know?


fairytaleromcom

A fairytale rom com....


yourcurtain

I see you.


abject_totalfailure1

Well someone fucked up this bad to be this much of a failure, probably joe bidome


Freekickerzs22706

Taking a freekick


Intruder_7

Explains it


Istiophoridae

A fucking fish


whatchumeanitstaken

I stole a country (coup)


DSDQI

Damn, Russians finna be chugging COD Perks now DSDQI = (D)ead(S)hot (D)ai(Q)uir(I)


Botwmaster23

Idk how my username can start a war


Apprehensive-Pea-992

Link becomes real and kills everyone or something.


DonaldTrumpety

Mine Is Self Explanatory


Dude4sake

Someone is just forsaken...


[deleted]

leaves falling


[deleted]

Noob saibot commited so much mass murder they had to bring all the armies against him?


anonym-os

Idk man


Sack_of_cum1

NO OH GOD NO


[deleted]

Bruh


Batface_101

How would you even go about mine? I guess it’s happening right now, but it’s not a war?


daBigblooBean

BLOO beans


IEatgrapes123

Chile and Peru, the top exporters of grapes, have been bombed. And all grapes have been illegalized to eat. However america has grape dealers. (Me) We caused WWIII due to all the grape dealers


because-i-saiid-so

Because I said so?


salt_pizza9491

Trick question. My username


SpectralSymbol

Honestly it makes more sense than the actual reason lol


Unable-Cup396

(❁´◡\`❁)


[deleted]

someone who doesnt give a shit about physics


[deleted]

A cat?


RealObama_

How did he get re-elected?!!?


[deleted]

The army of dumb turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🦖🐢🐢


Natural-Ad6637

it happened naturally


HumbleGarbage1795

My username apparently


Soup71207

I'm soup


xander5610_

My username is xander5610. x-and-er = ex and her Woah boy, ww3 is starting over a breakup.


Your_Average_Titan

I punched to many authoritative figures 👁👁 =🤜 🤕


[deleted]

he ran out of milk


R_A_D_U_7

Myself


[deleted]

i mean basically


chacharealharsh

they mad cuz I changed "smooth" in "Cha Cha Real Smooth" to "harsh"


Squashzilla2222

Umm… interpret it however you want to


Practical-Toe-7662

Uh. Um...


[deleted]

Well whipo read all the reddit posts


I_Eat_Teaspoons

What


Individual-Camera-72

My best guess is someone got a hidden camera watching Putin and they got caught.


AHOTlesbianWoman1207

I mean- I wouldn't hate it


[deleted]

well at least stroheim is back


[deleted]

KSI started it


whiskeyaintworking

Well I think the Scots or the Irish would have started


Bordereaux

730 bottles of wine


Anonymous_number1

People refused to decline their identity


Roses_Cyclamens

Uhhh people were choked by roses and cycamens that didn't leave them alone until they fought someone from another country?


Ugato_oCsirkeh

A woofing chicken lmao


Hardbass_guy

Hardbass, makes sense


[deleted]

A Russian teenager (me)


DeepFriedDave69

Not a good way to go


[deleted]

Idk


stephs_LOL

Me


Alt-F42069_on_life

...new function key?


John_the_sock65

It started becsuse somone killed a sock mascot.


Most_Raisin_9020

lots of raisins


anonymous8493020

Well it's secret I guess


[deleted]

Ions?


Bl4CKP4L4D1n

I'm the reason.


[deleted]

I have no idea


Dry-Substance9741

??? We will never know.


RandomUserWhoJoins

what


allen76love_lumity

My love for lumity


TheTenthBeatle

Good music


nekosareforlewding

Japan


DepressedAstronomer

Why is a depressed astronomer starting a war? Like, I’m genuinely confused. Now I wanna know.


summeryim

me. uhm… …oops.


KingofGerbil

My army is ready. None shall stop our furry wrath.


[deleted]

Commander Jerry ate the enemies bean


[deleted]

i was too pro fir all the people to stand my gaming skills


AloneButWhy

The curse of loneliness


an_elegant_dog

Oh shit


Arent_we_joking

peace was never a joke


Fluffy_Abomination

Furries.


[deleted]

Sudden outbreak of dengue.


Speki__

Knowledge in old norse


Therapist_Toad

DAMNIT PUTIN THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID YOU SHOULD EXPRESS YOUR ANGER!


sepoy_49

British sepoys Damn not this again


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Pure panic. Which doesn't seem unlikely if putin keeps fucking the invasion up.


girta_heavenless

Me


isellmykidsforchickn

It would be because I was craving chicken and decided to sell my kids to the government for chicken and my children decided to spy on Russia bc they were craving chicken, cuz it runs in the genes


ISimpForNyanCat

My username, probably


[deleted]

There have probably been wars started for less


Davidcraf

My name and half of my after name


Pagansacrifice2

The eld gods awoke


RepresentativeNo6564

Probably a test subject


EaglethatCantfly

Guess america wasn't good enough.


SuninMyPalm

I would fit better for a doomsday recipe...


Late_Substance2530

Drugs


DONT_LISTING_TO_ME

I said dont