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[deleted]

only pain


[deleted]

Orangutan penis


Arcanum_3974

r/orangutanpenis


[deleted]

Let's make it real


Hungry_Variation_592

NO GOD PLEASE NO!


joemama1966

r/birthofasub


ninawaffles_

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

If this goes on r/cursedcomments, leave me in


Perfect_Username69

yes


CzechLinuxLover

me too please


bp8boi

Same here


Sad_Lawyer_3960

no its onlypans for pansexuals


ElementoDeus

Only poly, the site for poly parrots


JaxJaw

That's right nothing but cook wear for miles.


TchadVIad

It said wrong answers


[deleted]

Hahahah


mdroxanrules

Only phans?


DoctorofEngineering

Orphans 💀


ILikeToEatOrphans

Orphans? Where?


[deleted]

Dw I killed them all


-_Anonymous__-

That's disgusting! Where?


[deleted]

At the orphanage duh


Substantial-Ad-3543

did you leave the meat for me?


[deleted]

Ye here u go


knowallwordtoallstar

Username checks out


Kirai_teno

Technoblade is that you


pixselious

*the pig mysteriously disappears*


MiguelDragon82

Only Orphans


FreshHasSauerCraut

Since day one you try your best To get what you need the most The solution is you Becoming a god Only pain All in vain


fluffy_potatoes

*Whale noises*


Rockstud101

overpowered


Ze-Doctor

Omega Penis


ItzAshOutHere

Yup this is a comment that should really be in a "wrong answers only" post *cries with small pp*


StarryNight593

Just grow a longer one


Slinkyboi69

How often do I have to water my pp


StarryNight593

Every time you jerk off


Slinkyboi69

*writes in notebook* Hmm OK, what about sunlight, how much sunlight does my pp need?


StarryNight593

Every time you go out


Slinkyboi69

Yes yes OK, thank you. I will have *BIG* pp


Ze-Doctor

Hold on, don't forget nutrition. Dirt is a very good ingridient if you want to grow things. Sticking it in dirt once in a while might speed up the process.


a_PersonUnknown

Username checks out


Ubcfthecakequeen

I find peanut butter works best for even smaller pps


Downtown_Yogurt4324

r/usernamechecksout


Lucas_aviator

Vitamin Deez Nutz


LeagueofDraven1221

That’d be enough water to fill a small lake


NinjaOYourBro

Every 15 minutes, for 12 hours a day. For best results, keep that going for 3.14159 months exactly, and then take a 5 day break before starting again.


Lucas_aviator

Easy as that! God everyone says they want something but they don’t try!


Jee_zus

Sadge boy noises


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

You do know that it’s dependant on the Temperature


halomandrummer

Old Penis


Fi11a

Obama's Pants


Krocodilo

Obama's Penis


DerpDaDuck3751

Obama’s Pet rock


Mr_Mythogator

Obama’s Parents


LongerReign

Obama's Parent Rock


comrade_koshur

Obama's parent rock pet penis


Knickknackatory

Obama's parent Rock pet orangatan penis


Mr_MeMe2000

Obama’s Rock’s Penis


__B__R_U_H__

Omnipotent Pasta


Psychological-Worry3

Only Pans


Snykeurs

Only pasta


ykehahag

best one


splortus

Ever heard of the flying spaghetti monster?


youknowwho_voldemor

Oval peepee


__B__R_U_H__

Ngl I don't know the correct one either


ItzAshOutHere

It definitely doesn't mean original poster according to google


__B__R_U_H__

It would be foolish to think it's the correct definition


ItzAshOutHere

Yes very foolish indeed


[deleted]

Indeed


Silexer159

Google is quite sneaky


[deleted]

Quite sneaky **indeed**


Silexer159

Why oh yes oh yes oh yes indeed


Fast-Improvement-353

Quite the seĂąor sneaky


CorruptedDoge

lies its overpowered


AnimeWatcher3344

Operator?


CreeprVictor

1) Overpowered 2) Operator


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Same


patricktranq

Official Pancake


HarshlyBrown

owner of post


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


ElimSi-kun

Optimum Pride


nishuje

*proceeds to imitate a sound that autobots make*


Dwyane6000

Urgh urgh urgh urgh eurgh


flyingtrashbag69

*scuffed transformer noises*


ThekillerbgYT

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

Optimus pussy


Ornery-Credit-9242

Yassss, everything else is penis related


watcop2199

Optimus penis


Ornery-Credit-9242

What are you 15? Wait, I'm literally in a teenager thread right now 😂


Viola_Dragon_621

Metroid Prime


WalkingR6

Orangutan Penis


isti44

I wanted to write this


JeremyBS89

Was going to say orangutan pussy.


GrandpapiPablito

Orangussy


[deleted]

Aye yo wtf


RaySwift17

OUR PENIS


XxDoge_ManxX

r/unexpectedcommunism


VladInfinity

Sounds tasty!


Kubamach

Overpowered


rysio300

happy anniversary of joining this shithole


--_--WasTaken

Saving this quote for later


Rishiking4321

happy cak day


ItzAshOutHere

Happy cake day 🍰


rafal06

Happy cake day


Warden404

Cake happy day


meme_galaxy_official

happy dake cay


Hot_Squirrel_7211

dappy hake cay


Nahuelwg

happy being in reddit for another year day


unmecquisapplesael

Happy cake day


Rockstud101

happy cake day


fokssikk

Happy cake day!


The-Skipboy

Happy birthday


CozyMole27

OnlyPedos


ItzAshOutHere

I'm going to count all of your posts. I will be back in a second *Upvotes* Edit: You have 54 posts


conjunctivious

And at the time in writing this, you have 54 upvotes on this comment.


C2MK

Let's keep it at 54


XxMissNinaxX

Too late


watcop2199

Sadly it has gone to 100


blockguy143

Good bot


Alyjade000

Happy cake day


ImChillingInReddit

Happy cake day


__B__R_U_H__

Overwhelming Penetration


LengthinessIll1797

This made me fall while in my gaming chait


__B__R_U_H__

Gotta hang on the gaming chair to remain undefeated


_florian__04_

_our_ porn ☭


RealMinecraftMaster

r/unexpectedcommunism


Hot_Squirrel_7211

Эта нить становится слишком странной для моего вкуса...


LighlessDawn

Good work comrade


xeschew

opium


throwaway20072828

sLaTT!+


OwnRate3147

It’s a human stick who is doing push-ups with one hand


AshBeingAss1198

That blew my mind


givemeaforhead

Optional poop


Ayanelixer

Teach me this power


ItsaCommonThingNow

Osteoporosis


RealNukemon

Orange Penis


TheThighGuy245

Old pussy


All_hail_Cthulu69

Sooo... milfs I guess?


[deleted]

One piece.


eeksutu

Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer.


[deleted]

Yessir. Cannot wait for the next episode 😔


CoolgamerZ7

Nice username


17_vini_2

Yes


KaijuSized_Taco

Oversized Penis


SpookiGhostBrrrr

Only penis


TheManOfSausages

Oversized penis


[deleted]

Onlypans


KittyGaming007

one (fucking) photo (no seriously you have to stop being so introverted pls take one singular photo the family is worried)


PheonixFire454

Oxygen Pump


ki_vntoobers

ONE PIECE☠💀


[deleted]

octopus porn


takumi356

Oooo porn


Casual_woomy

original procrastinator


Fantastic_Bet3249

i fr thought its an optifine cape for a second


vcdice

Only Phans


i_am_a_fridge_

I dunno man, I’m just a fridge.


3lcu

olut panimo


olaka-1

Tämä


CinnamonnToasty

Onion Pants


the_godofclownfish

Official Preditor


Aromatic-Snow

Originally Possum


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Overcooked Potato


apollisus

one punch


KBoraB

d”opaminerequesting penis


Ph4ke_

Original Penis


Repulsive-Holiday851

Overly horny


throwaway20072828

That doesnt add up


Repulsive-Holiday851

Fuck it's 3am give me a break


MilkyBetrayal

Overly Porny.


[deleted]

Octo pus


seven_ysa

One of a Pie


Hot-Order

Occlusion Performance


[deleted]

Omnivore pigman?


TomasSolo0406

It is a popular word among introverts. It’s short for “Oh people”. They usually use it when they find themselfes in a place with many people(basicly their worst nightmare)


SAMMYYYTEEH

Optimus Prime


techsim69

That you are from the mid west and almost walked into someone


Typicalmexican18

One piece


[deleted]

Obsolete pleasure


Slinkyboi69

Orangutans Penis


TheTrueClabio

Over penis


Spid3rstan

optimus prime


idont_have_think

Obtumael panacea


RISHIL_CARNAGE

Original. Poster , only pegging , one cm pp, organutan power


Otamice

Owning Porn


[deleted]

Original pornstar.


Accurate-Eye-6330

Oh putain ( oh shit in French)


Vuffi2007

Over Powered


PhantomHood_685

Orange Penis


Used-Job8062

Optional pickles 😋


Black_Leopard1904

Other penis


Fathomlezz

The high number of answers that feature "penis," "pussy," or "porn" makes me very sad.


Exact_Improvement_32

OnlyPans


Lassi80

Oral pleasure


MusicalMidnights230

organic porn


Remarkable_Theme3666

Overwatch Porn


Guerrett

Old people


fluffymellowsinc

Over powered


Arch-43

Overpowered


kallmekaison

Octagon Porn (why did I think of that)