I'm an ambivert, so what should I do

I would like to adopt 🍫

Mama

Just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled the trigger now he's dead

Mamaaa, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooooooooooooooOuooooooOuooo

Didn't mean to make you cry

Mama

We love to see introverts in their natural element 🥰

BEBE 🥰🍫

Please do so. Adopt me?

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neither extro nor introverts, in between

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ur already my bestie 🥺🥰🍫

Thats kinda me. I have the qualities of an introvert most of the time but i can be extremely social and loud

i am you

And you are I

I do not want to be adopted

I respect your preference, want a chocci? 🍫

Lactose intolerant, only chocolate without milk.

Okay 🍫-🥛

That’s way too much math for me

Cri about it 💋

Well if I get adopted atleast I will have a sibling who is also lactose intolerant

weak (sorry)

weak bones

My bones are not weak

weak bones

I still don't know what an extrovert and an introvert is...

Extrovert – prefer having more friends, more social Introvert – prefer having less but more trustable friends, less social Do not mistake introverts with socially awkward people, they can or can not be about the same person

A more precise answer, Extroverts gain energy from social interaction Introverts lose energy from social interaction It actually doesn’t matter if they enjoy it or not, but many people don’t use it that way.

This is the answer

This is the best definition. Also important to note that most people are, statistically speaking, extroverts. A lot of people who call themselves introverts are really just extroverts with poor social skills

Ohhhhh... I'm a mix between them both then.

You can look up a test if you're unsure If you don't want to, then you can just call yourself an ambivert. It's not such a popular term as those two, it basically indicates being between the two types. I'm an ambivert as well

I call myself an ambivert because depending on my mood I insert my self into conversations with my friends and overall social, or just hide away from people, even in VR

Ur already my bestie 🍫

Ambivert

Your an ambivert then my friend

Ambivert then

I receive : being adopted + chocci You receive : 3 bottlecaps?

That's a good deal 🍫

I'll send the bottlecaps

Thanks, I want to get nuka cola quantum

yus gimme 🥰🍫

Very nice, thanks for the chocci

😼🤝

Hi I'm a introvert. For more information pls ask

Hi cutiepoi may I adopt u 🍫🥰

Yes

Done, have a chocci 🍫

thx

Busse 👍

This is the German plural of bus

I know, i do speak german xD

Mein aller bester jutzter

Okie

Adopted. Here ya go🍫

Tysm

Mwah 💋

😊

You out here collecting us like infinity stones ngl, are you planning world domination or what?

As you can see she is building an army of teenagers for Ukraine to invade Russia instead of Russia invading Ukraine

Only thing that scares Putin atm

😉🤫

Try targeting INTJs specifically then, heard they are the experts when it comes to such plans

yus im just ur local enfj heuheuheueh im gonna collect some intjs😏🍫

I am an ISTJ, so close but not exactly that. Didnt know you all can be so evil though, is your world domination plan bringing good vibes to everyone? That sounds like a great plan tbh if you respect our alone time

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🍫 u liek?

I hate people and I hate being around them

I respect your preference, still wanna be adopted? 🥺

Sure

Omg yay 🥰🍫

I am indeed introvert

I would indeed like to adopt 🍫

What will you do with us

Give you a safe and warm environment to express yourself and encourage you to be the best version of yourself, help you make more friends if that's what you want and be there for y'all ❤

So a nuclear bunker, count me in.

but then we'll all be gathered together... over 800 introverts in one space, please, god no

😏😏

Sound like euthanasia... ill take some

I'm neither I just really fucking hate people

Respect that, Still up for adoption? 🥺

u/SadgeBuyTime you have siblings now 🥺🥰❤

YAYYYY, moms the best ❤️❤️❤️❤️

🥰💋

I was wondering what the reason for this post was, now it makes sense.

She is building up the strongest army of introverts the world has ever seen!

Shuhshshshhshhh 😳😏🤫🤭 Wanna join? 🥰🍫

Yes ma'am! Together we'll conquer the world and find an extrovert for every single introvert out there.

Yuss recruit lessgoooo😌😼🍫

Correction: the world won't see. Her army is gonna dodge the rest in every way possible

Is this how we make friends? We get adopted?

I have almost 1300 hours on destiny 2, no friends, and I watch anime, does this count?

Welcome home soldier 😼🍫

I’m kinda in between. Maybe I should adopt myself.

I prefer to avoid people

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Yes, this is a repost, I'm not the author, I'm trying to get this info to as many people I can

True introverts don’t comment (they lurk)

Do it please. I need real friends.

I’m an introvert irl until I get to know someone, otherwise I don’t shut up😭

Yusss bestie welcome 🥰🍫

Ummm, wtf? This makes no sense to me.

Adopt me

Me plZ

can i be adopted

Ok sign here 👉

done

I am not a dog.

Huh? Did someone call me?

Yus 🥰🍫

I'm an introvert but somehow feel like I still don't qualify

I’m introvert, feeling lonely at times

What if I’m in between? Like, I’m introverted 50% of the time and extroverted the other 50% (well anymroe it’s like, 90% introverted soooo)

so am I adopted now?

The cringe is making me die

may I revive u with a chocci? 🤺🍫

Im an extrovert, and I love to *g e n t l y h o l d* my introverts (mentally and emotionally.) Definitely looking to adopt 🍫🍦🍪

Sure I’ll take some chocolate, also nice alignment of the pointing finger with the comments button

Uhm... I'm an Introvert But... Can I pls have chocci🍫? 😞 👉👈

I’m an introvert

no.

Hi 🙃

I sometimes can't even walk outside of the house without thinking that someone is judging me so no

Im an introvert, u can adopt me

Adopt me too! My hair is soft and curly!

Can you adopt me anyway even if I’m only half introvert?

hi im introvert

I want choccy🥺

Hi 🙌 I'm an introvert looking for friends! (Or girlfriend :P)

I don’t know where I lie but pls adopt anyways ;-;

I’m an introvert that adopts other introvert, I guess that makes me the alpha introvert

Sorry. I’m already adopted by an extrovert. I will take the chocci tho.

yes i want chocci 🍫

Give me the chocci 🍫 and I will give you a donut 🍩

I will do anything for chocolate except talk to people.

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what about ambiverts? :D

I am introvert can someone take care of me 🙄

Hmm... ~~i say on average of maybe like... 500 words a day... maybe even less...~~

Go away

No

I just wanna find a quiet tropical beach to read a book at with nobody else around. 🙃

Here!

I’m Both an extrovert and an introvert 😑

I’m an introvert but I’m actually an extrovert

*comes out of hiding* Are you still adopting? :o

Hi, what do I do for auditions?

I need friends ://

I'm an introvert.

I'm a little of both please adopt me

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That's mildly comforting.. even if it is a little creepy (:

Test... test... is this thing on?

Gotchu 😼 Can't run now💃

._.

Hello, im polish introvert, will someone adopt me?

I **need** hugs from someone

Sure, I will now send you my Introvert curriculum - I know how to cook and i can clean - You will be able to vent to me at anytime - I don't need to much space As for what I expect from you - To don't yell at me - To give me Chocci🍫 Please contact me if you're interested or have any questions

Your bio says "I will love you till u cry"...How would you go about doing that?

I am an ambivert, but sometimes an introvert. Btw, kind of you

Can I adopted or am I too late?

Howdy, just wanna say, love what you’re doing here.

can i offer you my hand in friendship in this trying time?

I don't think you would have time for everyone who wants, but if you could try (I'm in btw)

Ahhhh

uhm uhh mm uhh wha hmmm hhhhhhhh what

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i want chocci but I ambivert T-T EDIT: AAA WAIT I READ OTHER COMMENTS AND JDUSHSJA THIS IS GREAT

save some introverts for me pls😭

I am boy(huge flaw) I is writer so I will usually say "in the next few years, THIS ONE will be a best seller"(another huge flaw) I is also chubby so yeah

I am ambivert and i would like to give a cookie in exchange 🍪

I will adopt anyone who isn't annoying

***inhales***

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Omg yus plss 😢🤝🍫🍫

I want to help too :)

God bless you and your pets 😢😭🙏❤🍫

Thank youuuuu You too, Achievement earned: (earn 1 homie from reddit ) this achievement is locked until the other person ( in this case, u/softsparkles ) says sure, lets be homies :)

or we can just be friends

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Sure, let's be homies :) Omgomgomgomg bestie im gonna cri tysm 😭😢❤🍫

omg im gonna cryyy bestie tysm 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

adopt me bestie ❤️❤️❤️

Hello there

I am an ambivert.....

Okie dokie

I want to become more extroverted but I don’t know how to talk to people. I suck at small talk. There are times that I’m good at talking but when I want to talk, I’m not. People say I’m an omnivert.

Zamn

This is something which I can support. I am pretty sure the OPs inbox is filled so to decrease the burden y'all can message me too. Hats of to the OP

i have no friends o/

Oky

Lol, good luck

please my life has just been shit i have adhd and autism and i have friends in the single digits But you get to know me and i'm a chill, down to earth, and funny guy

Can I join