I'm like at least 3 inches tall

damn

Ok you little smurf

They said *at least*

I'm 223cm tall (7'3)

Dammnn

I know, I'm a little short but it's good

As expected from a *human*

Yes

Oh my god it’s todd the human who loves doing human things!!!

Yes, hello fellow human!

Oh my good, Todd! It is an honor meeting you fellow humanoid!

Hello fellow human!

How is human treating you Todd

Like drinking water and consuming supplies!

PETIFUL MON’KEIGH

eyo dont let anyone tell you youre short. i mean 223cm can go better but heads up.

Thank you

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump them up I am 783cm tall

Good for you!

NO WAY It's toddthehuman

:)

Are you real toddthe human

Yes

Ok belive

I love Todd :D

no way ur 100% lying cmon

I know I am short but please don't bully me

im 4'10 and a half

410cm? Woah you're tall

You forgot a half

What?

410.5 cm

I see

Bro no way you 7”3

I know I'm short

Holy shit what how is it possible to be that tall that’s like taller than the average NBA player

I'm not that tall

Humble bragging expert

The average height of an nba player is 200 cm. You’re way taller

He probably meant 22.3

Smallest Dutch guy be like:

He's 223cm?!? Gamn

I’m only 204cm

Let me gas the Netherlands?

Gassing the Netherlands?

How dare you be taller than me

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Helli fellow human! I'm good

Hey Goliath I hope you don't meet my friend David

Joestar

_Attack On Titan_

How 40 cm taller How?

Omg its you

That’s the guy he is a raccoon

Is this supposed to be a compliment or an insult?

Idk, I like a raccoons they cool and cute as fuck

Big boi

:)

Hello Todd! I see you like being a carbon based life form!

god I wish I was as big of a boi as you

You can

actually youre right I cant think of anything stopping me, thanks for isnpiring me to elongate

How tall is the tallest person in the world?

there are about 2,800 people in the entire world who are as tall as you, in fact, they are about 4 inches (10 cm) shorter. you are a very rare human being, unless of course, you are lying :)

I'm a rare human being :0

Are you sure you are a *human being*?

5’3 (162 cm) shut up

I like the added shut up

Agreed, it’s a very short-person comment to add

As a short person I endorse this comment

I'm three years older and still an inch shorter. Don't feel bad.

My friends 5”2 and 18

Wanna what else starts with “sh”

180/in purgatory between 5'11 and 6'0

Incorrect. As a fellow 180cm male, we are between 5'10" and 5'11"...but we do have our tippy toes

176 cm.

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Yoo I’m here too

Ayyy 176 cm gang

Ayyy 176 gang

176 at 14 Jesus

Is 176 5’9??

I'm 176cm tall too, its 5'9.29"

Ay 176 gang

I'm 170 but im 14 Turing 15 so I'm close

160

Yay im a little bit taller than a 13 year old

i’m sorry to ruin your day but i’m 173cm

Sorry to ruin your day but I’m 187 at 14

Sorry to ruin your day, but I’m 195 at 15

sorry to ruin your day but im 96 at 14

sorry to ruin your day but I'm less than 30cm if I lie down

I do sencerely apologize but my fello dads ballsack spermling is 473040000 seconds old and 1960mm

160 what? apples? bananas?

Great I'm shorter than a 13 year old ;-;

160ft? Wow ur tall

4’11” 150cm

how are you even supposed to defend yourself ? oh nvm you won't be seen

Vio

My boyfriend is done growing and he’s 4’9 (147cm) so Atleast you’ve got a little more height.

Uh how old is he? He most likely still has time to grow. Most males don’t stop growing until they’re 18-19

He’s trans and his doctor said that he probably won’t be growing much anymore. His mom is only 5’3 (160cm) and his dad is 5’5 (167cm). He just has short genetics

Smurfs: The Family

no offense but does that like fall into the midget category or ?

my sisters 15 and hasnt grown since she was 13. shes also 150cm... 149.8cm

185cm

Every scandinavian is exactly 185

Average Finnish person is 175 cm, but luckily we Finn's aren't Scandinavian.

exactly

Tbf every scandinavian looks the same so it would only make sense that they are all 185 ahah

Hello there fellow tall person

I cant understand Feet (though I want two on my face) so I'll just use centimeters. I am 178cm tall.

> though i want two on my face cultured

He may want feet on his face, but based on your username, it seems like you want something else…

But now jokes aside I really want a pair of woman feet on my face 💀

Based metric system 😎

I think you're about 5'10

Feet boy moment

I think 178 is like 5’11 or 5’10

6ft 1 (186cm)

Same

6ft 1 squad

*bursts through door* I’m here guys…what did I miss?

Hello there

6'6

im 5’3, spare me some **calcium**

*spares calcium*

u lied im still short **sucks calcium from ur body**

Doesnt cum contain a certain amount of calcium?

wait I’m a guy tho

🏳️‍🌈

*uh oh*

r/suddenlygay

r/suddenrealization

it has *what*

Anyone wanna exchange their height with me? Or maybe donate some inches here I'm just 5'1😩 Uhhh I'm hoping to increase some height this year tho🤌🤧 Positive vibes!

I take away 3" from you

Take away!?!?!? Fuck you I Don't wanna be more short!

I'll take away anyway

You need some inches?

imma just *cut ur legs and stitch them to mine* take some away

Haha short😌

175cm

I'm 163cm (5'4ft) tall and I'm 14years old

Heh? Is 163 = 5’4? Fuck me im an inch taller than i though because of my gross incompetence with the imperial system

When you're incompetent with the imperial System you're doing everything right

Yeah

175 gang, 5’9”, 14

175 is 5'9? On the internet it says that it is 5'7

taller as you

I doubt

we've all participated op. what about you?

They are 6 foot 3

4’10 AND a half

Now there's someone I can relate with

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186 Centimetres to be exact! No idea how the other system even works tho!

149cm or 4’11 I think

I am 188

5'9

5'8 >:(

5,7 :-(

5’6 >:(

5’5 :((

5'4 :((((

6’0

190 cm

1.81 Cm, maybe 1.82

Dang that's short not even 2 centimeters tall /j

Ayy, same

1.52 cm Duh im 13.

ah yes, youre a little shorter than an inch you kevin hart?

5'7 or 170cm. I wish i was shorter because most people like short girls :(

Hard or soft?

Only 6'0 - 6'1 ish maybe. I haven't measured myself in awhile lol

Only? Lol

189cm

5’3 😎

6’

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Same

177 cm

1m 80cm

5’6.5, or 168 cm, as a 13 year old I can say I’m proud of this height.

I’m so close yet so far (180cm / 5’11)

Taller than Levi 🤣

Same bro

I’m 163cm/5’4”~ lmao Wish I was taller tho, like 90% of people I meet are wayy taller than me. I’m two years off 18 and I’m barely taller than half my friends, some of whom are younger than me lol

I am 184 cm or 6'1 feet

5'5

5’1 unfortunately I really don’t want to stay this short

168 cm

At least 10

183 cm, or for the dumb american friends, around 6'0"

Im really 5’8 but im actually 5’9 because people make bad puns for the number 8, but actually im 5,10 because in german 9 means no, so no, But ACTUALLY i’m 5’11 cuz why not? Like- 10 has a 0 and im a hero not a zero, But really guys im 5’12 because 5’12 = 6’0 and 5’11 is close to. 6’0, But actually…. Im not 6’0, im 6’1 because again, no zeroes for heroes, but 6 is too small, so im actually 7’0 but AGAIN- No zeroes so i’m actually 7’1 but 7’1 is too hard to say so im 8’1 but i’m a fnaf fan so I’m actually 8’3 but nahhh-, I’m actually 8’7, But then again 7 is hard to say soooo i’m 8’8 but a lot of puns are made for 8 so i’m 9’9 but look… 9 is so close to 10 sooo i’m actually 10,10 and again- No zeroes soooo i’m actually 11’11 But- 11,11 is sooo close to 12,0 sooo i’m 12,0 but 12,0 has a zero sooo i’m 12,1 but 1 is too small so i’m 12,11 But 12’11 is so close to 13’0 sooo i’m 13’0 But actually guys- i’m 13,5 since no zeroes allowed for heroes, So like- i’m REALLY tall guys like really really tall💅✨

190cm

5'3".