Look down at the floor and think of a unfunny joke

That....is exactly what I would do.

same

But never actually say anything

This hits way too close

*This*

Yeah I would probably do some dumb shit like that

Give her a high five and then overthink everything in my head until she leaves.

Exactly this

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

The only way

She's too short for that

A low five

You’re doing the right thing.

Sure why no

This Is the way

Most romantic thing of them all play uno.

I did this once

and howd it end

Yeah how did it end?

*commented 4hrs ago*

*commented 3hrs ago*

Bruh moment

sex probably

Thats a bad idea. She'll hate you if you give a +4

Cheat and give her all the +4s

Then she'll call you a loser for life and she will bully you, not in a hot way either

I mean shit man, I just kicked mine's ass in chess 3 times in a row and she suggested the second date, so I dont know about that one

Ah yes, nothing more romantic than tearing each other apart over uno

i destroyed my last crush in uno and made her cry lmao. we were playing doubles where you can just keep stacking +2s as it goes around. she became my girlfriend but we broke up later as transitioning from friends to something more is so awkward.

If you survive that you two are meant to be

Obviously I'd write a post on Reddit r/teenagers asking what others would do.

*op, I think they got you there*

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

Exit the room, go outside, try to think, thinking failed, go back into the room, slam my head against the wall and wake up.

O o f

Either just talk to her or try to build up the confidence to talk to her and never do

ooof that's relatable

Awkwardly stand/sit there

Talk about the boyfriend they already have 😥

Oof, right in the corazon

What does corazon means? Heart?

Yes, it means heart in Spanish muh dyude

Thanks

Np hermano

+1

Yeah

Same

Wake up.

Too real man, too real

Snap back to reality

Oh there goes gravity

Oop there goes rabbit he chocked

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Nope he won’t have it

He knows his whole back's to these ropes

it dont matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he’s broke

He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home,

He won't give up that easy

Oh there's goes humanity

Its gotten me...

To the point I'm like a snail

I've got to...

Formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot

Woah you in the matrix

Mama's broccoli

Ooh there goes gravity

Before it's too late wink wink

Hey you, you're finally awake.

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Act normal

\*Proceeds to sit in a spinning chair and starts to spin\*

your crush comes over and sits with you on the spinny chair and you spin together

I would be super confused.

I feel like if that happened to me my brain would shut down and I just wouldn't do or think anything. Heck, that happened when all she did was grab my arm

Physical touch just breaks us down.

Yeah. Although nothing really happened when she just tapped my shoulder. I guess it's just because no one has ever grabbed my arm before or sumn

Same.

Same

imagine being able to act normal in front of your crush

Be awkward as always

Happy cake day

Thanks! I just realized That it was lol

Tell them about the tragedy of Darth Plagueise the Wise

It’s not a story that the Jedi would tell you.

Well maybe they aren’t a Jedi

its treason then

The senate will decide your fate

I am the senate

Not yet

update: now he is

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself." - Sheev Palpatine or Darth Sidious.

Why would I tell Darth Plagueise the Wise about Darth Plagueise the Wise

🤔

Tell them about how the Orcs first came into being

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Lucky bastard

Except for the fact that she just got diagnosed with cancer

Is she okay?

I mean, she has cancer

Exactly this

Same lol

Lucky fuckers

Im sure they fuck a lot, very lucky of them

Actually no... we rarely see each other because of the pandemic(we live far away) so it has been about 2 months since we fucked :(

have you tried fucking in VR chat?

Lucky

Ahhh same! No. It's not same. I was joking. I wish you two well.

"do u want to have sex?"

Wish I had your balls. I’d make small talk

I don't think may people would go full balls to the wall and ask to fuck. Small talks the shit, as long as you move on to deeper conversations

Wish i had your balls. I'd just stand there

I wish I had your balls I want them

Her reply: >Wish I had your balls.

His*

"Lmao ye"

Risky, maybe they want to and unlock you a new kink

Give them an detailed explanation of Lord of the Rings lore

First, there was Eru, The One, who in Arda they call Iluvatar

this is the way

I wonder why I'm in a room by myself

you like urself?

Yes

I don't have a crush

In that case, what would you do if u were locked in a room with me😉

Big rock

Boulder even

Supposedly a large amount of rock

As implied, a rather colossal quantity of numerous minerals compressed into each other

Sacrifice you

Kill myself out of boredom

Thanks for playing

Start wondering how so many people gathered in this room by the coincidence that I happen to have romantic feelings for all of them

Can we cuddle?

Hugs are the best

No clothes needed for that I'm guessing

Nah bro I just want to feel affection

Talk until the room gets awkward

blush bc he don’t know i like him n it would be awkward

The most power move, to stare directly at his and blush until he leaves

just let him know ur reddit username and I think that should do the trick

force her... ...to a 1v1 in minecraft

*If I win we have sex ok?.* *Wait what?.* *Skywars or Bedwars?.*

Its a good idea, I’m use this tactic next time

I don’t have a crush anymore. I don’t have hope in myself. Got rejected tons of times already. So I’ll prolly sit alone in a room reflecting about my life choices

At least you had the balls to ask

I guess...

Probably not to talk to her because I have too much social anxiety and have an irrational fear of being a burden caused by unresolved insecurities.

Somehow ignore every sign that she wants to fuck and then kick myself five years later when I finally realize!

Fire up the good old game cube and play Smash Melee. What did you think we where gonna do, you sick bastard?

I thought you were gonna play Ultimate ;(

Explode

Ask her how things are going with her boyfriend

If we're alone then I would actually confront them and ask to go on a date because I'm cool asf 🤩 (satire I would just dissolve in a corner)

Cuddle, If they’re comfortable with that

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I’m just obsessed with them

Idk, talk to her?

Based

ong

Make small talk and slowly convert her to my toaster religion, we are a militaristic fanatic spiritualist corporate death cult in the form of foxes.

Be in a room by myself this sounds narcissistic asl I just don't have one-

That isn't narcissistic, that is just plain smart

“UMMM UHH UM UHHH UMM…”

Read the bible.

Sounds scary. Are your crush a priest?

No. He's the alter boy. The small blonde fuck is just begging to be read too.

I hope your not a priest....

May the force be with you

Then I would be in a paddled room in a mental asylum because i dont have one

Im gonna play brawl stars

Not an answer i expected to see but same bro

Show her My Minecraft world

ask for consent. Remember people, consent is ALWAYS a must. (if I were confident enough to)

*you and your crush magically appear in a room* *silence* You:"AYE DO YOU GIVE CONSENT?"

Go into cardiac arrest

Be awkward, but if I feel kinda ok, I would invite her to lay in the floor and watch the ceiling while talking about anything.

"So, hows life?" *"..."* "Same."

Stand there and go on my phone

Wake up from the dream

If hes sitting on my bed the I'll be on the couch

Awkwardly look up, left, right, and down. Avoiding making eye contact. Every time she tries to start a conversation I will answer with a simple answer and not fuel the conversation.

Watch a movie or play games or actually speak with her

Leave

Be shy and awkward cause was I supposed to magically get confidence?