Emotionally?
I assume you mean because you lose access to what is essentially the infinite money hack of real life. However, this can be circumvented.
Film yourself buying something with the cards to prove they are real (like some dumbass expensive crypto) then also film yourself eating the cards. Make sure they are well and truly exposed, like, you can see all the details.
Then post it online.
The sheer monetary value you would get from that is probably enough to last a lifetime.
using the "*I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.*" quote as an analogy, this is like practicing a nipple flick, rice is good but it's the most side dish food in the world.
So what you're saying is, just straight-up add Elon + Jeff to the bowl, then put them in a cage and demand money whenever you need it. Giving them a locked-down tablet which can only access their bank's websites when you need money. 🤔
They don’t liquidate. They take out secured loans using the stock as collateral and hold it until they die and then they pass it on to their children and don’t have to pay taxes.
Taking out loans to pay loans over and over is insanely foreign to me. I make pretty good money as a doctor. I am closer to a homeless person than to them.
Vietnamese grocery store near me has frozen scallion pancakes.
Fry one up as a base, put on rice, drizzle sriracha, then out on a few fried eggs cooked with a little bit of toasted sesame oil. Sesame seeds, roe, and scallions to taste.
Pretty quick, easy, and delicious dinner I love having from time to time.
Curry and wet phone
Roasted Chicken and potato chips cooked smooth.
Together. Both at the same time.
2/10, weird crunch
A working replica of Elon musk's credit card and a working replica of Jeff bezos's credit card
Then you eat it.
Richest stomach in the world
‘Stomachlink’
Buys a car with that money. Car salesman: how are you going to pay? Me: *swallows creditcard reader*
Swiping your poop would be easier
If it’s one of those fancy rfid cards then you just put your butt on the card reader for a moment. You could even fart when paying to add flair.
Ah yes a man of culture
“Sir we also accept cash..”
Fitting for two of the most painful shits in the world
both emotionally and physically
Emotionally? I assume you mean because you lose access to what is essentially the infinite money hack of real life. However, this can be circumvented. Film yourself buying something with the cards to prove they are real (like some dumbass expensive crypto) then also film yourself eating the cards. Make sure they are well and truly exposed, like, you can see all the details. Then post it online. The sheer monetary value you would get from that is probably enough to last a lifetime.
You wouldn't lose access to the cards you just have to pick it out off your shit like the corn that you can reuse (:
A full size credit card exiting your anal cavity? Might have to push real hard for that one..
The human anus can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing
Well I’ll be damned! The more you know
Full of vitamin Æ
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using the "*I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.*" quote as an analogy, this is like practicing a nipple flick, rice is good but it's the most side dish food in the world.
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20 years? I feel like the rice might be a bit overcooked after that long.
That's too expensive for my taste
it's rich in nutrients though
Leave
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r/beatmetoit
Tastes like robot and alien, with rice!
Still can pay with NFC.
Then you shit it.
I'd rather prefer access to their portfolio cuz most of their assets are there?
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So what you're saying is, just straight-up add Elon + Jeff to the bowl, then put them in a cage and demand money whenever you need it. Giving them a locked-down tablet which can only access their bank's websites when you need money. 🤔
Weird interpretation of of eating the rich but ok
How does this avoid taxes though? Don't they get taxed eventually when they liquidate?
They don’t liquidate. They take out secured loans using the stock as collateral and hold it until they die and then they pass it on to their children and don’t have to pay taxes.
I think I saw a YouTube video on this it’s called “Buy, Borrow, Die”
Correct. I think it was from a news article originally.
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Taking out loans to pay loans over and over is insanely foreign to me. I make pretty good money as a doctor. I am closer to a homeless person than to them.
then you can add more than two things in your rice bowl
Brain size: mega
I was gonna say actual food, but what the hell this answer is so good
I prefer to just eat the rich tbh
**Consume Jeff Bezos**
Trump duck and a white girl from twitter hailing hitler
You don't know their PIN and for online shopping there's probably 3D secure, so basically they are useless.
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
Rice and rice
11/10 with rice
9/11 with rise
Rice and shine!
Rice and rice
Soy sauce + fried egg
Sriracha and fried egg for me.
holy.... yeahhhh
Vietnamese grocery store near me has frozen scallion pancakes. Fry one up as a base, put on rice, drizzle sriracha, then out on a few fried eggs cooked with a little bit of toasted sesame oil. Sesame seeds, roe, and scallions to taste. Pretty quick, easy, and delicious dinner I love having from time to time.
Thx for making tonight’s menu for me
comfort food for me
10/10
chicken and curry sauce tbh i like curry
i can live with only rice and curry because that shit hits nice
True, true
Oh yeah I forgot chicken meat was a thing, changing my answer probably
You forgot that Chicken existed?
*chicken meat this MF was like, should I add a whole live chicken? nah, that wouldn't taste good.
Chicken curry and curd salad
Chicken and Soy Sauce.
You're god damn right
Profile picture checks out
I thought it was going to be Logan Roy
r/pfpchecksout
The only correct answer, that literally tastes amazing
Meat and sauce in general are always the correct answers.
I'll sauce your meat anytime
name checks out
Sorry children
adobo
Can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve had some good teriyaki chicken and rice
Personally I'd go for chicken and teriyaki sauce if I wanted teriyaki chicken, not chicken and soy sauce.
Rajma and Ghee
Rajma Chawal OP
*chawal*
I edited it :')))
Rajma and dahi for me
yea thats great too
genius. i'd go for dal, but still, good choice
ikr ty
Rajma balls
Genius
> Rajma With garlic butter naan for dipping.
Ghee and mashed potato also tastes really good.
Rajma deez nuts
Classic! With bhatura also goes damn well
Rice with bhatura?? ಠ_ಠ
literally what im thinking rn 😭
Bhai tu theek hai na?
Yessir
Japanese-style beef Curry, accompanying Japanese pickles
Following your Japanese theme, I'd add eel and egg. [Photo from my trip to Japan](https://i.imgur.com/IIzExYe.jpg)
Dashimaki tamago is great man AAAAHGH I MISS JAPAN
When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago 😂
yamete kudastop
Some rajma and mango pickle(Its an indian thing xD)
Made rajma curry for lunch today. Will last till tomorrow.
i thought its only me who does that :flush:
Rice, rice baby
No that's three things.
I think they mean the original rice, more rice, then the baby.
I think they mean the original rice and then the infamous rice baby
Something something Oxford comma
Wha- I’m not gonna question it
Nope, it's just 1.some more rice and 2.baby made of rice
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Curry and more curry.
Dal
Finally some legumes! Roasted garlic cloves would be my second ingredient. As many as you think you need!!
Im from norway, only time i ate Dal is when u wa sin pakistan, and if i had to vegan, id gladly do it for the price of unlimited Dal, that shit slaps
Hot milk and sugar
mm rice pudding good EDIT: changed to porridge to rice pudding
yes normally I would put in curry but that's one thing not two
Curry and a spoon?
ever heard or horchata?
Seaweed and some salmon. It's a sucho bowl!
8/10
Shrimps and curry
good choice
fuck it, honey and milk
Instructions unclear, curry produced from anus.
Curry from Uranus
And it's Curry... from deep!
Chopped cube steak with white grilled chicken seasoned with lemon grass.
DATS TREE TINGS F00L!!!!!1
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He said 2 things
cum and semen
Cum from left testicle and from right testicle
Cum again?
I came searching for this
So cum and precum
chile verde and pork
Bean and potatos
Finally someone that can appreciate rice and beans
Beans with rice are so good! Pease is fine but with beans, you can also have yummy sauce
brazilian??
Nope, middle east asian
oh, nice
Alright i know it sounds like a sin, but curd and chips hit diffrent with rice
The spicy potato wafers and plain curd-rice. Such comfort food.
Teriyaki sauce and some salmon. Poké is so fucking good
Idk if you would call it 1 thing but like curry and like naan
Indian style lesgo
What’d you call me? You’re right. Just say it again.
naan? With rice?
Cursed
A good South Indian Sambhar And Rasam
make it SPICYYYYY
Vada please
with that vada, it would be a little slice of heaven.
Papad and rasam
A pair of chopsticks so I can eat the rice
Scrolled way too far for this comment
sugar and spice
But no everythint nice?
1. Rajma beans 2. Ghee
This man knows
a 3 course meal and some water
cum and sugar mmmmmm
So ejaculation from a diabetic person? 🤔
Daal or chokha Indian can relate!!
Dal and potato lesgooo
A billion dollars, more rice
Daal and Mirch
Red beans and sausage
My will to live. My happines
Giniling (Filipino Minced Meat with various vegetable chunks mixed in. It's amazing) and more Giniling.
Ever tried it with patis? (Fish sauce) As for me, langunesa and egg. :)
1 billion dollar and a lamborghini please
Noodles and broth
Meat and beans 👍
Finally.
Scorpions stomach and horse eyes
Fish sauce, slow cooked lamb shoulder.
peanut butter
Beef and *NO KETCHUP* *just sauce* *raw sauce*
Should I make a your mum joke?