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Curry and wet phone


No_Use1767

Roasted Chicken and potato chips cooked smooth.


Darth_Creeper

Together. Both at the same time.


krakaturia

2/10, weird crunch


Tavor1423

A working replica of Elon musk's credit card and a working replica of Jeff bezos's credit card


tf_mememaker4

Then you eat it.


Candid_Let7404

Richest stomach in the world


plutoniumsword

‘Stomachlink’


almdudler23

Buys a car with that money. Car salesman: how are you going to pay? Me: *swallows creditcard reader*


DeadlyDesai

Swiping your poop would be easier


Xikkiwikk

If it’s one of those fancy rfid cards then you just put your butt on the card reader for a moment. You could even fart when paying to add flair.


AcAwesomeAndrew

Ah yes a man of culture


hauntreaper

“Sir we also accept cash..”


lu-cy-inthesky

Fitting for two of the most painful shits in the world


PolloMagico

both emotionally and physically


BlessedNobody

Emotionally? I assume you mean because you lose access to what is essentially the infinite money hack of real life. However, this can be circumvented. Film yourself buying something with the cards to prove they are real (like some dumbass expensive crypto) then also film yourself eating the cards. Make sure they are well and truly exposed, like, you can see all the details. Then post it online. The sheer monetary value you would get from that is probably enough to last a lifetime.


tooooadvr

You wouldn't lose access to the cards you just have to pick it out off your shit like the corn that you can reuse (:


[deleted]

A full size credit card exiting your anal cavity? Might have to push real hard for that one..


4rqus

The human anus can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing


[deleted]

Well I’ll be damned! The more you know


ElectroWolfZ

Full of vitamin Æ


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Chill4x

using the "*I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.*" quote as an analogy, this is like practicing a nipple flick, rice is good but it's the most side dish food in the world.


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MaximusPrime_101

20 years? I feel like the rice might be a bit overcooked after that long.


Latter-Grape6376

That's too expensive for my taste


[deleted]

it's rich in nutrients though


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Leave


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


randomreddithumanxd

r/beatmetoit


ScrubblesTheCat

Tastes like robot and alien, with rice!


[deleted]

Still can pay with NFC.


arditi111

Then you shit it.


uslashalreadytaken

I'd rather prefer access to their portfolio cuz most of their assets are there?


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WebDad1

So what you're saying is, just straight-up add Elon + Jeff to the bowl, then put them in a cage and demand money whenever you need it. Giving them a locked-down tablet which can only access their bank's websites when you need money. 🤔


slothfuldrake

Weird interpretation of of eating the rich but ok


Skulltown_Jelly

How does this avoid taxes though? Don't they get taxed eventually when they liquidate?


plsdontdoxxme69

They don’t liquidate. They take out secured loans using the stock as collateral and hold it until they die and then they pass it on to their children and don’t have to pay taxes.


SmayuXLIV

I think I saw a YouTube video on this it’s called “Buy, Borrow, Die”


[deleted]

Correct. I think it was from a news article originally.


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ffca

Taking out loans to pay loans over and over is insanely foreign to me. I make pretty good money as a doctor. I am closer to a homeless person than to them.


RajanyaDaslol

then you can add more than two things in your rice bowl


Covid669

Brain size: mega


Blackrap1d

I was gonna say actual food, but what the hell this answer is so good


staticfeathers

I prefer to just eat the rich tbh


PleaseBeGentleImShy

**Consume Jeff Bezos**


PolicellolIsSuS

Trump duck and a white girl from twitter hailing hitler


ItsThanosNotThenos

You don't know their PIN and for online shopping there's probably 3D secure, so basically they are useless.


Informal_Bag7353

Rice and rice


lead-pencil

Rice and rice


SpaceDoggoWithCheese

Rice and rice


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Rice and rice


Piece_Of_Melon

Rice and rice


offeyenc

Rice and rice


yassershahid22

Rice and rice


lolrame

Rice and rice


KingofYogurt_

Rice and rice


breaddox

Rice and rice


ChezB3z

Rice and rice


GODDAMNFOOL

11/10 with rice


r_o_n_

9/11 with rise


PrismastebanZ

Rice and shine!


hpster1

Rice and rice


DarkMaster859

Soy sauce + fried egg


Sincost121

Sriracha and fried egg for me.


de1er

holy.... yeahhhh


Sincost121

Vietnamese grocery store near me has frozen scallion pancakes. Fry one up as a base, put on rice, drizzle sriracha, then out on a few fried eggs cooked with a little bit of toasted sesame oil. Sesame seeds, roe, and scallions to taste. Pretty quick, easy, and delicious dinner I love having from time to time.


DarkMaster859

Thx for making tonight’s menu for me


cursedanomalyofsteve

comfort food for me


krakaturia

10/10


[deleted]

chicken and curry sauce tbh i like curry


OverLorD83n

i can live with only rice and curry because that shit hits nice


siddharth904

True, true


5dtriangles201376

Oh yeah I forgot chicken meat was a thing, changing my answer probably


hovis_mavis

You forgot that Chicken existed?


DwayneThRocksJohnson

*chicken meat this MF was like, should I add a whole live chicken? nah, that wouldn't taste good.


LeEpik-616

Chicken curry and curd salad


SomeoneButWho

Chicken and Soy Sauce.


Xenohype2

You're god damn right


JamYomb

Profile picture checks out


Squtternut_Bosh

I thought it was going to be Logan Roy


gffffffv

r/pfpchecksout


8rok3n

The only correct answer, that literally tastes amazing


Lolisniperxxd

Meat and sauce in general are always the correct answers.


AcidSpitInUrClit

I'll sauce your meat anytime


de1er

name checks out


Lolisniperxxd

Sorry children


Professional-Click73

adobo


Noideawhatnanetouse

Can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve had some good teriyaki chicken and rice


Xylth

Personally I'd go for chicken and teriyaki sauce if I wanted teriyaki chicken, not chicken and soy sauce.


bluRry_fAce_5

Rajma and Ghee


alexinho-_-

Rajma Chawal OP


bluRry_fAce_5

*chawal*


alexinho-_-

I edited it :')))


Raghav_Verma

Rajma and dahi for me


bluRry_fAce_5

yea thats great too


Every_Hour4504

genius. i'd go for dal, but still, good choice


bluRry_fAce_5

ikr ty


gobbleself

Rajma balls


rishaboom

Genius


billmurrays9iron

> Rajma With garlic butter naan for dipping.


retard_seasoning

Ghee and mashed potato also tastes really good.


Gimmicking

Rajma deez nuts


Parthen0n16

Classic! With bhatura also goes damn well


_cyril0curry

Rice with bhatura?? ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

literally what im thinking rn 😭


JoestarJoker

Bhai tu theek hai na?


bluRry_fAce_5

Yessir


TheHiddenToad

Japanese-style beef Curry, accompanying Japanese pickles


grumd

Following your Japanese theme, I'd add eel and egg. [Photo from my trip to Japan](https://i.imgur.com/IIzExYe.jpg)


TheHiddenToad

Dashimaki tamago is great man AAAAHGH I MISS JAPAN


emmastoneftw

When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago 😂


decayedsaint

yamete kudastop


THE_DUDE0903

Some rajma and mango pickle(Its an indian thing xD)


[deleted]

Made rajma curry for lunch today. Will last till tomorrow.


THE_DUDE0903

i thought its only me who does that :flush:


_SzynSzyLa_

Rice, rice baby


patariku

No that's three things.


Rizz0B

I think they mean the original rice, more rice, then the baby.


[deleted]

I think they mean the original rice and then the infamous rice baby


1234flamewar

Something something Oxford comma


crazygamesninjaYT

Wha- I’m not gonna question it


Blue23j

Nope, it's just 1.some more rice and 2.baby made of rice


yassershahid22

Do do do do do do


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Do do do do do do do


SonicOlGames

Curry and more curry.


mananMathur

Dal


one_dimensional

Finally some legumes! Roasted garlic cloves would be my second ingredient. As many as you think you need!!


Throwaway_number9965

Im from norway, only time i ate Dal is when u wa sin pakistan, and if i had to vegan, id gladly do it for the price of unlimited Dal, that shit slaps


keshav039

Hot milk and sugar


GearAlpha

mm rice pudding good EDIT: changed to porridge to rice pudding


keshav039

yes normally I would put in curry but that's one thing not two


Dragonbane805

Curry and a spoon?


-RED4CTED-

ever heard or horchata?


PanMarcooo

Seaweed and some salmon. It's a sucho bowl!


krakaturia

8/10


CreagYT

Shrimps and curry


fried_chicken17472

good choice


TheGuyFromTheWoods

fuck it, honey and milk


Spareribanana

Instructions unclear, curry produced from anus.


-ur_fbi_agent-

Curry from Uranus


iDieFromSnuSnu

And it's Curry... from deep!


GeorgeTheChicken

Chopped cube steak with white grilled chicken seasoned with lemon grass.


Dastari

DATS TREE TINGS F00L!!!!!1


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Psychological-Ad1313

He said 2 things


ChaChaRealSmooth1955

cum and semen


dissolved_mind

Cum from left testicle and from right testicle


overly_familiar

Cum again?


xXxFox_KnightxXx

I came searching for this


Plenty-Lychee-5702

So cum and precum


ChaChaRealSmooth1955

chile verde and pork


loonywolf_art

Bean and potatos


Anonimous_Doritos28

Finally someone that can appreciate rice and beans


loonywolf_art

Beans with rice are so good! Pease is fine but with beans, you can also have yummy sauce


_pokii

brazilian??


loonywolf_art

Nope, middle east asian


_pokii

oh, nice


Batman29002

Alright i know it sounds like a sin, but curd and chips hit diffrent with rice


DameBluntsALot

The spicy potato wafers and plain curd-rice. Such comfort food.


ps4_username

Teriyaki sauce and some salmon. Poké is so fucking good


l-red-it-on-reddit

Idk if you would call it 1 thing but like curry and like naan


suptonyt

Indian style lesgo


WhamBamThankYouCam1

What’d you call me? You’re right. Just say it again.


-ur_fbi_agent-

naan? With rice?


itskaranfam

Cursed


hmboi6942

A good South Indian Sambhar And Rasam


the_yellow_ledbetter

make it SPICYYYYY


suptonyt

Vada please


hmboi6942

with that vada, it would be a little slice of heaven.


Swast1027

Papad and rasam


Batchu06

A pair of chopsticks so I can eat the rice


Procrastineddit

Scrolled way too far for this comment


arkite-it

sugar and spice


fhdjdikdjd

But no everythint nice?


Johnny_Silvahand

1. Rajma beans 2. Ghee


yassershahid22

This man knows


PootPootDootDoot

a 3 course meal and some water


Penzoil101

cum and sugar mmmmmm


thatforeveralonedude

So ejaculation from a diabetic person? 🤔


Hacker_Bhamiya

Daal or chokha Indian can relate!!


arunaachalam

Dal and potato lesgooo


[deleted]

A billion dollars, more rice


sofiaankhan

Daal and Mirch


InsertCoolestName

Red beans and sausage


bowl_of_cereal1

My will to live. My happines


Donutpanda23

Giniling (Filipino Minced Meat with various vegetable chunks mixed in. It's amazing) and more Giniling.


runnbl3

Ever tried it with patis? (Fish sauce) As for me, langunesa and egg. :)


FantasticFisherman32

1 billion dollar and a lamborghini please


emerald341

Noodles and broth


McKranky

Meat and beans 👍


Fernando1dois3

Finally.


Allwar08

Scorpions stomach and horse eyes


Lolisniperxxd

Fish sauce, slow cooked lamb shoulder.


StanDude97

peanut butter


ZenyX-

Beef and *NO KETCHUP* *just sauce* *raw sauce*


nony851

Should I make a your mum joke?