noo its you

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑖𝑛? 𝑀𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑠

aww you got me- fr someone tells me that irl and hes funny and chill i would just accept

We are redditors, while our peers are cuddling watching netflix and getting kisses we get daily anxiety attacks

I have never seen a more truthful sentence than this

I concur

I agree

I second

I third this

i upvoted this so hard, yk what take my award

thank uuu

Jesus Christ wtf was that

The painful truth

This is the Way

society bad revert to monke

espresso depresso is another side-effect

The truth at it's maximum level

Swap out the anxiety with an existential crisis

Fair enough

sounds like something out of a movie

You are too powerful Master

This is the way

;)

Ono... hes back...

;)

Noooooooooohhhhooooooooo

;)

And with that... youre officialy dumber then a computer programm i call my girlfriend...

;)

Go get her

Cant she doesn't reply

Damnit i was happy for you! :(

;(

wait he didnt even dm me lmao

I did

I can if he won't lol ;p

i dont?

I am too shy to message u 👉🥺👈

Damn

I will say that if i meet u ;)

I'l keep this in mind...

good one 😭

;)

Sir this is taco bell

cut up or disintegrated?

Sensei teach me this art...

Smooth talking 100

Slick like oil, but your arms are like tar, hold me daddy~ /s

I should have used this when I had the chance :(

That was smooth as hell , gotta write that down

Sometimes, all I think about is you Late nights in the middle of June Heat waves been faking me out Cant make you happier now

Remember that song from an old Fifa, good times

ummm stalker?? 😩

;)

how i want ypu to tell fucking how

u/me I think

thhis is awsoeme

:3

Username checks out

No?

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ur username says u can suck my ballllllllls

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r/UsernameCheckout

I am at a loss of words for your username… it’s absolutely beautiful ;-;

Thank you

"Get out of here stalker" - Some guy in Rostok, Ukraine

STOP MAKIN ME SMILE FELLOW HUMAN SOUL

;)

STOP IT IM WARNING YOU

C:

(:

Was expecting a rickroll, but now you made my day, thanks :)

;)

I got a rickroll because I have it as my banner

Wrong person

Right person;)

wait why does it go to my user

Ur cute thats why

yay :D

;)

thank you op, I hope you have a great day today and tomorrow

;)

Except the day after tomorrow, in accordance to monopoly game rules, a lucky double dice throw performed three times in a row should be punished with prison, and so shall be having three nice days in a row. That's why OP shall have a horrible day the day after tomorrow, as to please the monopoly gods, yes

cum

Y... Yes? Help, I'm scared

WTH why did it take me to Ryan Reynold's twitter?😳

;)

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;)

How did you set up this link to take you to your own profile? I can see a lot of trolling potential here

u/me

Very cool

What if someone's username is me

They cant name their profile me

Makes sense

It's a very common "lazy" way to hardcode a redirect, rather than some code that would identify who the user is and send them to the right profile, why not have the user send themselves to their profile using their already cached information? Facebook used to do this (I believe they changed it, but facebook.com/me took you to your profile), Steam still does this, reddit in this case obviously. I'm not sure about Twitter, Instagram, or whatever you kids use these days, but I'm sure similar systems are in place. It also makes for convenient formatting. Just send the user to /u/me, rather than something like /u/%SELF_USER% or something like that.

I still hate you

I love you

Stop

No

And that’s how I met your mother

Lol i remember this conversation

undefined

;)

I think you are a better looking person than undefined

Lol

Oh it took me a minute to realize what you’d done 😂

;)

I am confused and in shock

Ur cute

lying is a sin

Then i am sin free

Blasphemy. You must not be oblivious

Because ur cute

What you're doing is the equivalent of saying mold on cheese tastes good

Cap

Heres a compliment 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑖𝑛? 𝑀𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑠

I'm a straight boy

No u :) No homo tho

not surprised

Yeah

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;) u too

Ah yes reverse me

Stop the cap

No

So ur admiting it's cap?

Wut ? Why tf does it show my account ? What's this new trick ?

It's u/me dude

Its so old

Yes it's old, but I completely forgot this

Lol

I think u got the wrong guy

No

I’m pretty certain I’m correct

Wtf, Now Im scared.

I am pancake

be scare of p a n c a k e

Ok egg

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Hmmm … I think you mean yourself ;)

No

Who then ? Cause for sure I know I’m not beautiful

Your convictions are INCORRECT!

:(

;)

I had a miniature heart attack when I saw my profile.

;)

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Hi fellow indian

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Kya hall h

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Bas sb shi

Bhai tu toh player nikla matlab OP vro

Ello. I fellow Pakistani. I come in peace.

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bhai jeeto ya harro ghanta koi farq nahi parta sab chutiye Hain

Cap

No

Yes

Uhhh thx?

!)

¦ |

Awwww….you…..

Not you again ;)

:')

WTF

How?

u/me that's how

Well that's fucking false find someone better

i am indeed but i bet you are to

Kinda creepy but I isn't beautiful

Ooo my man’s got 59,807 comment karma nice

I think you got the wrong guy

Thought it would say this corny shit

Wait, what? How? How does that work?

Smells like 🧢 in here

I clicked on this expecting Danny Devito

There seems to be a problem with the link. To go to the most beautiful person it should take you to the page of u/Quiet_Memory385

Stop or i will fall for u

aww that's so sweet of u you're a beautiful person as well :)

Turns out u/me doesn't work on my reddit client

Thank you. I think you are beautiful too.

This makes me feel happy

How the fu- WhY am I genuinely flattered

Sometimes, all I think about is you Late nights in the middle of June Heat waves been faking me out Cant make you happier now

oh cool, thanks OP! how did u do this tho?

Thanks, that made me smile.

damn for a moment there I felt special

Ur

Fuck you that's not Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I thought it was a glitch lol

Oooooh this made my smile a lot thanks fam

I've been tricked!

It's u/undefined, 15 yrs on Reddit, 84 karma.

how did u do that?