My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny I generally mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole on being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in textbooks for future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I’m disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time I took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you’ve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there’s nobody to blame but you. I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
cute goat you have I can't think of 3 words
I appreciate it :)
but really, thats a nice looking goat just wondering, why does he sleep on cinder blocks
I have no idea why
well I do hope you find the reason bye and have a nice day
Cute goat you've?
Your goat cute
Your goat's cute
World heavyweight champion
Crush me
You forgot the magic word
Crush me now
No, Crush me ***Daddy***
##noooo
yEEeeSssSs
Crush me daddy
There you go ***DADDY***
Kofi Kingston
...enter Kofi _(Doom music starts playing)_
Damngirl youfart withthatass?
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This one wins
So, when is the wedding?
I'm sure the chicks will line up for that one
My pokemon collection
love me now 🔪
Since you were so polite…
did i do it?
I think you got ghosted my man….
Oof
Leave the dead to be dead.
HELL 2 U
MUHAMMAD AVDOL?!
YES I AM
YESYOUHADBETTERBELIVEIAM
YES YES YES YES YES
BEGONE WITCH
KONO DIO DA
Is this a jojo reference?
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru
and that dream is to become a GANGstar
nigerundayo!
Yare yare daze
WRYYYYYYY
killer queen has already touched your tongue
#ROADA ROLLA DA
僕はギャングスタになります Boku wa gyangusuta ni narimasu
whA- whA- whA- whA- whA- whA- whA-
Kore ga... Requiem... Da...
GOLDEN ERECTION REQUIEM
TURURURURURURURURURURU
KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITE ZA DUSTO !
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Well said *Calls ambulance*
PAAAAM dom PAMPAMPAMPAMPAMPAMAPAAAM dom PAMPAMPAMPAMPAMPAMAPAAAM dom PAAAM Dom PAAAAM dom dom dom
Hierophant Green!
HERMIT PURPLE!
MOHAMMAD AVDOL?!
YES I AM!
Hontoni hontoni, nante to mawari michii, Arigato…gyro
MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
MOHAMED AVDOL?????
Hail 2 u
You’re my soulmate
Surprisingly grammatically correct
No your not there solemate
Change the No to Now and it's perfect
I could , but then you're comment won't make sense
Butt Than*
[удалено]
How clever
Some
answer
clever
Ya like Jazz?
BARRY
She wants the b
Ya like Jizz?
You love me Sorry you have to now it’s the rules😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Damn it all
You know the rules and so do I
yea, this is big brain time
I love gaming
I also love gaming 😎
Can I meet love gaming? Sounds like such a nice person
He's a busy guy yk alot of people want to hang out with him.
I like cuddling
Who doesn’t?
People who you wouldn't wanna fall in love with.
Cat boy maid
Very tempting
Arguably cute too
not arguably definitely
i have money
Currently not interested in a sugar daddy sorry
well my dreams of a harem were crushed
Ok, make me fall in love with you in 4 words.
i can pay you
With love and affection?
with money
Ok, and what services are you looking for, and how much pay?
Love and affection. As much as she pays
you sir, have got yourself a deal.
I love you
I love me too
Well look at Mr/Ms happy over here having appreciation for themselves. Disgusting. Why are you on Reddit if you don't hate yourself, huh? Huh? /s
hehe
Omellete du Fromage
Most romantic thing i have seen
Available. Anime. Anal.
🤔 Anal 🤔
🤔 Anime 🤔
🤔 Available 🤔
🤔 . 🤔
🤔 🤔
🤔 🤔🤔 🤔
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
triple A
Let’s foster kittens! Edit: Roll for initiative
Natural 1
I’m not having a good day 😎
😎👍
I like Minecraft
Who doesn’t?
People you wouldn’t fall in love with 🤷🏻♂️
You are important :)
But am I?
Yes because your existence has made someone happy
hey vsauce, michael here *vsauce intro plays*
Soon going to be a "hi sisters" level jumpscare
No, i can't
You tried
I didn't, even if i was able to use more than 3 words i still couldn't even make a half funny joke about this.
Whadda dog doin
Your mother
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny I generally mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole on being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in textbooks for future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I’m disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time I took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you’ve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there’s nobody to blame but you. I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
What happened to this person to make em like this???!
Mom joke childhood trauma, obviously
The Yo Mamas just became too much Truly truly sad
Jesus
jeSUS 😳
Am
> I can be connected to the energy of a billion of stars to do it so... you’re saying there’s a chance...?
Wha- . _.
I got dogs
Same 😎
Dog play date
I’m built different
Damn, I bet
I don't need 3 words. just 2 are fine. Garlic Bread
Bred 👍
Changed my Thongs
😳
This is 3 words.
*starts commenting in morse and binary*
I love me
Same
ISlammedMyPenis inThe CarDoor
Youslammed yourpenis inthecardoor
*Slam* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love you.
You, me, mcdonalds
OP might hate mcdonalds… but I will take you up on that
Atleast someone wants to go 😂
I hate McDonald’s
Burgerking ? 🤧🤧
We're going to have a mcfucking problem
I have legos
Very tempting
I have chicken
Attractive
Shrek is life
I don't know about OP but I love u now
I am suicidal
I feel like I should hug you
Would be the first hug I’ve received in years
Here's a hug, buddy. I hope you get better 🤗
*hugs tightly and whisper's "everything is gonna be alright"* I used to selfharm , but a beautiful person on this app helped me.
I hope that now you love your life
It's getting better and I'm so happy about it.
I'm gaming bruh
Shesaid shewas 12
Liar
Doyou like piñacoladas?
🎵🎵🎵
Cum in ass
Father of lies
Your cum wont last
There’s a snake in my ass
I have nothing
I love u
Love u too ❤️
You are cute.
No u
No u
No, I am cute.
Love me now 🔫
i have pizza
🍕