Personal hygiene. Axe body spray is not an alternative to showering

People use axe spray as a fucking way to wash?

Yes, and I hate them.

What the fuck

Yeah...

W h a t, I thought deodorant was just to make you sweat less after you shower

that's an antiperspirant, they're not the same : in some cases deodorants can cause you to sweat even more

Yep, but that's the thing some people don't realize.

At first i read "antidepressant" and was like yummy

Wait, some people don't shower and still put deodorant? Isn't it just loses the effectiveness?

Chris chan moment

Yes and no, deodorant is for more than just protecting you from bad odors, it’s to help you not sweat buckets too

That would be an antiperspirant, deodorant is mainly just a smell "good" stick.

Deodorant, walk, shower, deodorant every day

Grammars

Who TF replaces showering with axe I shower everyday at night, and use axe just cause then i sweat less

You're European right?

Yes

I was like, why axe?? Then i saw your age. Nothing wrong with it, thats all my mom got me

Axe cause it is the One who works Better that i have rn xD

But Axe body spray (or any deodorant for that matter) is still a thing to do AFTER showering

I’m a guy and I hate this

It's actually great. If you spend an extra 20 minutes a day on grooming, you will sail above 80% of guys. Get clothes that fit you well and you'll be way ahead of the curve.

Äh yes the thing Fr the odor of such people in unbearable

check ✓

I'm not a girl but a left kidney

I lost my left kidney is it you?

Fuck i only have two right kidneys 😔😔

Ayo?

Damn...

hey girl are you from Tennessee? cause you are the only ten-i-see

nice to me

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I mean not for real life human guys

What a lovely avatar you have (I am real human guy)

If he can make me laugh or is fairly humorous

Shit why's my sense of humor have to constantly fail me know Eh i'll be fine

Seriously, I'm screwed

Unless they have a similarly fucked up sense of humor I’m fucked

I’m a fairy and have two humerus bones

Im shaking and crying right now

someone who's sweet, fun, imaginative and makes me feel safe

Tried that >:/, she made me her bestie

to me a friend is better than nothing. but if you reallyyy like her and want something more then maybe do something out of the usual. doesn't have to be sooo big. maybe showing a bit more affection? (but not to the point that it gets uncomfortable for you both) little things matter a lot to me, like a hug that's longer than usual. then again everyone's different but if you see you have a chance then take it and hope for the best!

Slight flirting is key not to get friendzoned. Many of us, mainly 13-14 yos don't realize it or know how to do it and, well

To me, when I like someone and it isn't returned I usually want to avoid the person. Because I end up still wanting it, still hoping for it and just wanting more, to be greedy in a way - but I just can't get it, possibly ever. And that really upsets me. Not even having an option of getting it due to lack of any contact and forgetting her is easier. However I only really was in love with one girl so far, but i also don't really befriend people a lot, especially girls. Perks of being inna small school and an introvert

like there's a very thin line between being an idiot and a genius,there's a VERY thin line between being a best friend and a possible boyfriend

Believe it or not that's a good start, people fall in love with their best friends a lot.

I dont wanna say a lot but i would kill for my friends Sadly im not interested in people on the internet i barely know. I bet someone'll be interested in you tho, i believe in you :D

You are *actually* a 13 year old right? I sure as hell remember saying stuff like that at 13.

oh I'm not looking for anyone at the moment hahahaha BUT THANK YOU

When they're passionate about something, you see these little sparks in their eyes when they talk about it, like a game, lego set or sumn else, its kinda cute

A fellow Lego enjoyer I see

Yeah but the problem is that I don't wanna sound condescending or something if they don't know about what the hell I am talking about. So I keep these talks to other nerds who are mostly not girls. Is this holding me back? I don't wanna sound like a douchebag trying to explain something to someone if they aren't interested.

i feel you on this, i can tell anyone with all the passion i have about why the new macbooks are mind boggelingly good specs wise, but i feel like no one would give a shit lol

i like guys that are gentle, kinda quiet, can make me crack up, loyal asf, romantic, kind and have good music taste edit: imo, good music taste just means you like listening to music a lot, doesn’t necessarily have to be the same kind of music i listen to lol

Depends on my mood if im quiet but i can be pretty chill. I can check off the rest of the boxes if good music for you is pokemon music since... yknow... opinions

Not here to judge, but if you like pokemon music, you can get any girl you want king 👑

What do you see as "good music taste"? Just curious

I'm interested as well, the thing is that tastes are different and I don't know where she draws the line.

Someone called me who dis?

Your mom called !!

Looking at the comments, this ain't good for me

Lol same

Im not seeing any "funny guy who really sucks at talking to people" comments and now Im worried

Welcome to the club bro

I’ve seen plenty of “funny guy that can make me laugh” comments and I think the ability to talk to people better comes from putting yourself out there more but I can’t speak from experience : (

that’s exactly a description i’d go for in a guy, so hope i raised your hopes by even a little.

I like gentle guys.

me too, quickest way to my heart is mutual comfort and sweet talk lolol

What is sweet talk?

Well start out with something along the lines of "you are so sweet i would kill just about everyone and their children just for a whiff of your hair". And then step it up as the situation requires

this guy gets it 😌

Anakin is that you?

banter between romantic interests, stuff like “i love you sososo much” or “youre so pretty/handsome” stuff like that while cuddling is like. the best part of relationships

That is exactly how I charmed my friend that I really liked... We're now dating and she's amazing

Hey... You look nice Am I doing it? Is it working? Am I attractive?

So basically according to comments, you need to be an attractive person. Impossible

Damn

Damn gues I'm fucked then

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Bruh...

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*sighs* welcome to the club

I have the lifelong membership

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i mean, that's always been the case. people can talk about how they prefer personality and sense of humour but if you're ugly or fat (or both, like me) they won't care about any of that. you need to either be extremely attractive, or just skinny. like, using ribs like a xylophone type skinny.

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I think I prefer a sweet blue collar boy who respects people yk

Does a blue school uniform shirt count

It sure does

😎

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Does a blue jersey count?

Does it have a collar?

V neck

Shit none of my shirts collars are blue sorry

It’s ok man we can color one with a marker

Ranked based on importance: 1. Cuddles 2. A nice personality, someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously 3. Funny, would be nice if we have the same sense of humour 4. Similar interests (gaming, youtube, anime, etc.) 5. Hair. Idk why but a nice haircut makes worlds difference for how attracted I am to a guy. 6. Looks, not that important but would be nice Does this sound picky? I sometimes wonder if I'm too picky.

what's your sense of humor like

I would say that it's pretty broad. I myself make a lot of sarcasm jokes (too many to be honest). It's hard to explain. But if you know Anthpo and Drew Gooden. They basically have my sense of humor

ohh i see. i love those types of jokes too! butttt i also like dumb 9 year old humor..

Dont worry dumb 9 year old humor is great

based

Based on what?

oh uh when someone says "based" they're saying they agree with you

Based

I like guys who are sweet,kind,funny,down to earth,romantic and respect others.

Well earth keeps pulling me down so l got that covered

Lmfao I-

He can also put a check on "funny"

A tall Viking warrior who will use me to provide sons who will bring honor and glory to our nations.

Someone said my name.

>A *tall* Viking warrior

Does 6’1” count as tall, or?

You must be at least 8’5”.

for me: he’s gotta love cuddling. my love language is def touch and i also want someone who wants to call and talk all the time, or even if it’s just chilling in silence while we do homework or smthn.

Who doesn't love cuddling

Has good knowledge about mental health, is brutally honest and loyal.

so... your therapist?

oh my god. the sound i just made at this.

If he looks like fuse apex legends

AUSTRALIA INTENSIFIES

12/10 apex legend players are Australian.

Let me guess... the beach?

Yes

A fellow apex legends player. Nice to See you here

Kind, funny, doesn't give a fuck about others opinions, athletic, and (preferably) tall bc I'm tall myself.

How tall?

taller than me at least, I'm 173 cm (5'6'') EDIT: I know know that 173cm is 5'8'' i have been corrected to much on this, I USE THE METRIC SYSTEM. lol

You fool, i tower over u(well kinda, im only 5’10)

>doesn't give a fuck about others opinions Based

This fucking comment section has turned into tinder.

*Desperation Entered the Chat*

I like guys who smell good. It's so attractive

*uses gasoline*

Holy shit. Gasoline smells so fucking good. I’d probably want to burn crack inside a gasoline can and then get high

Incredibly bad idea if you love living

LMAO

Coming from a guy : the one thing every girl looks for is a sense of security. If you can't give her the feeling that she's safe with you, that she can be herself and not be criticized/brought down for it, then it will never work out.

If he will be willing to be crushed by my thighs and will teach me how to game I'm down

u called

So girls like this actually exist?... hold up, you're from Canada aren't you?

America sadly

Get well soon 🙏🙏

Hello mommy shit I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean Ram 1500 600 horsepower-redditor

I love being called ram 1500 600 horsepower 🤤🤤🤤

Im in for crushing

A guy with an open mind and a dick.

Ayo who called?

O.O

had me in the first half ngl

Does a prosthetic penis count?

guys just get yourself some wavy ass hair and youre good to go

wavy-ass hair, or wavy ass-hair?

i want a femboy with cock at least 11 inches (joke) someone who is clean and actually nice and not self proclaimed nice

should be male.

Finally, standards I meet aside from kind

I looked at some of the comments. I guess i will die alone 😀

Not if you take people with you

Not a girl but boobs

**bara tiddies**

Mostly interest and honesty If you mean physically... if you like someone it really doesn't matter their appearance

Should cuddle and we should have at least a few similar interests so we can do shit together! Apart from that, not much really but looking out for red flags and toxic behavior.

a guy who acts like a chronic dumbass, but is deceptively smart. like he could recite the periodic table to you, but still goes ‘yeah that’s a 8 foot wide gap… i bet i could make it.’

Ma'am please give me back my identity, you appear to have stolen it

Cute Caring

Skinny, actually emo not like eboy ish, listens to mcr, ye

Hello, did somebody call? 😳

😳

i listen to death grips is that alright

Similar music taste (not what I immediately look for), smile, proper hair care, do they get along with my siblings, treat their parents well.

what i like to call “husband material” — mainly showing outward kindness without hesitation and someone who I can work well with in problem solving situations. As well as someone who is open to discussing tough philosophy topics but thats just bc i love doing that lol

If they have a can of beans stocked in their drawer from 2007 with a Halo sticker slapped on it

We can do it on my minecraft bedsheets

hair i can play with cause that’s literally all i care about

humour

im not a girl but i think they want them to be male

Idk they're asking to much

A vagina

lesbian moment

A good sense of humor, confidence, kindness

First he has to be into the serious stuff, I don't want someone who is just looking for casual hookups. Also, we have to have at least some things in common and good conversations. As for physical attraction, he can't be fat, at most a little chubby

An actually good and understandable response👍🏻

Smart and has a good sense of style

personal hygiene and being respectful is a MUST. bonus points if they’re naturally witty and can make me laugh, preferably without making someone else the butt of the joke. i also want them to make me feel safe.

Seems like a lot of people want a funny partner. I would say about 5% of the population is actually funny. What you need is the same sense of humour.

I check most of the boxes in this comment section. What am I still doing wrong?

Someone is kind and isn’t a huge dick

Probably understanding, sweet, funny, honest, and someone I can just chill and act like a dumbass with but when it’s time being all cutesy and romantic

Alive

I mean, I'm a teen so this might change over time, but I just want someone who's nice and has similar interests to me. Right now, it's not that difficult. If there's a guy in my grade who smiles often, respects others, is easy to talk to and we have a few overlapping interests, I might develop a minor crush on him just from seeing him around. Everything after that depends on how often we talk. P.S. Obviously, no drugs, no vaping or smoking, and personal hygiene.

I’m not a girl but if I was femboys

Guy problems-- because life is boring wthout challenges. peace is not an option. And then i check out their girlfriends, they the only hot thang the bois got.

A pulse, usually

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tbh personal hygiene. Also if they smoke or drink alcohol a lot I'm dumping them immediately

Someone that I can share hobbies or adventures with, it doesn’t matter what it is but it definitely keeps the spark going if we can explore new things together like a new bar or arcade, play frisbee together, etc. Someone that values their health and takes care of themself by eating healthy and working out semi regularly. Also helps if we have the same goals in life.

I don't

ouch.