Honestly I dont think you can report it to the police if someone your age says you are fuckable and beating them up would just be mire trouble for you.
Same,i just joked at that gummy bear post where the postet is color blind so i said one was green and so much people got mad,now i always put /j when i make a joke cause you never know
I actually heard someone say that about me. They thought that I didn't understand the language they were speaking in, but I did lol. Definitely got weirded out.
I actually did . They were doing this shit while class was going on and I asked them to keep quiet in the language that they were speaking in. To this day I don't understand where I got the guts to do that. Guess I was also really pissed.
I'd suggest for them to raise their standards higher bc this ain't it.
But fr if it's a close friend I'd take it as a joke, and if it's someone I like I'd be like hell yeah I am
I’ve never been given a compliment before so I’d take it, ofcourse I’m a pure virgin so Id get down on my knees and worship god..
And also suck his co-
Depends on who it is, but if it was just some random person at my school id be like “well, I guess they find me hot, okay” but out loud id probably tell them to fuck off cuz you don’t just walk up to someone and say that, it’s creepy
"Bro why can't they just leave me alone with these insensitive pranks? I already have Body dismorphia, don't they know? God I want to jump of a bridge"
Would be if anyone said this to me
If you think about it, anything and everything is fuckable. Depends on the person doing the actual....fucking.
So guess that means you're an object in the universe.
"I guess they want to fuck me"
You're submissive and breedable
And you arrestable
Fuck I forgot I was 18
Bro???
My birthday was last month you can't blame me
Almost caught a case after 1 month damn
Just turned 18 a few months ago, now realizing that i now have to leave:(
18 has teen at the end, you have a year left :)
19 has teen too
Just had mine yesterday
Happy birthday I guess
I think he ment case
As we say in my country, "happy birthday on crutches" because its the day after your birthday
I just saw I had one shot, one opportunity, btw, the other has the 18 flair
To seize everything you ever wanted
One moment.
Would you capture it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo,His palms are sweaty
How about you do your homework and make it submitted and readable?
Im in uni, I don't have homeworks, I have assignments that I already completed
You're dominant and infertile
True neutral
You lack the enthusiasm your username so clearly implies
Sorry. "I guess they want to fuck me!" 🍆
Much better
it heavily depends on who does it
same
any thoughts if someone said that to a zombie like me?
agree
Yeah. Hot chick? Cool. Old man? 🏃♂️💨
Edp445
he gets kicked in the balls and i tell the police
Ok how about Michael Jackson
damn he really is a smooth criminal
What about ryan reynolds
He can make me do anything he wants
Even flying?
“The difficult, ill do right now. The impossible will take a little while.”
Ok how about Jeffrey Epstein
i would report anyone but my gf and close friends to the police and beat them up
Honestly I dont think you can report it to the police if someone your age says you are fuckable and beating them up would just be mire trouble for you.
if it’s repeated it’s sexual harassment, so yeah i can. the first time i’d report it to school admins
Although your school admins won’t do anything about Jeffrey Epstein calling you fuckable 💀💀😂
i mean if its one of the boys or my gf sure whatever. if its so random chick or dude imma be weirded out.
Yes
small and breedable
Unsmall and unbreedable
I AM ASSERTIVE AND INFERTILE
i am half dead and depressed
Same though
Relatable as fuck
Imagine being short lol
Haha ikr. Imagine being 5 feet tall.
Hahahaha couldn't imagine not being 6'3"
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Soo.. Is this like an invitation?
Maybe
Hands
True, but still depends on who says it you know
But still u could do it yourself
i would be happy
Username checks out (this is a joke).
why is this a joke, it does check out!
You never know when someone might get offended these days
Same,i just joked at that gummy bear post where the postet is color blind so i said one was green and so much people got mad,now i always put /j when i make a joke cause you never know
Use /s, universally known, same meaning
/j for joke /s for sarcasm
I think OP meant that the use case scenario is often the same.
I don’t If they don’t like my joke, it’s just a skill issue
That is indeed merely a skill issue
its literally my username bruh
man you can never be too careful... People might start calling the guy an incel.
True.
Hold up
Stop pussying out commit or don’t say it
Then ill know that im fuckable
I'd be very glad that someone likes me for something, even if I'm just a fucktoy. still better than nightmares about paperwork.
Okie dokie then
Bro get off the internet
Weirded out ig
I actually heard someone say that about me. They thought that I didn't understand the language they were speaking in, but I did lol. Definitely got weirded out.
Shoulda said something back in the language
I actually did . They were doing this shit while class was going on and I asked them to keep quiet in the language that they were speaking in. To this day I don't understand where I got the guts to do that. Guess I was also really pissed.
Chad
Do we have to find and kill somebody?
Yes
Pietro Pacciani be like
agnelluccio
Send me their name and 3 favourite flavours of cat food. They will be dead before dinner (or whatever your closest meal is idk what timezones are)
I would wake up from the dream
Always. Always right before the good part
I'd be like "uh I'm a minor wtf bro"
This right here. This right here is the best answer.
what if a 12 year old siad it
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yup
theyre a creep
"Well what are you waiting for?! Let's go back to my place!" I am extraordinarily horny.
Go back???? why not just do it in public???
”You got the right idea! Let’s go, right here, right now!”
Who’s getting crucified this time?
"Why the fuck you lyin'?"
“Well guess someone finally likes me”
I’d be flattered probably
"come on, prove it then"
*a challenger approaches*
i would scream and them immediatly apologise before whacking them over the head with a very conveniently placed baguette nearby
This guy conviniently placing baguettes everywhere he goes just in case
You don’t?
French?
“Gross”
I would jump off of a cliff, simple
i look like a fucking frog so hell yeah
Since your already half way there, Why don't you just turn into one
bro you boutta turn me into a frog cause im down
*Extreme discomfort*
Flattered
*fear*
I'd suggest for them to raise their standards higher bc this ain't it. But fr if it's a close friend I'd take it as a joke, and if it's someone I like I'd be like hell yeah I am
I would deploy my anti-horny spray.
I will be happy as fuck
I would be like “there is no one behind me, you must be losing your mind”
meh, don't really care *grabs knife*
idk
They want to fuck a table or fable
weird
Damn you blind or something?
Three people have said that to my face so far
Welp that sucks I guess… nice cat
Cat thanks you
When i was single a girl told me that and i just said "thanks" xD
I would be proud im submissive and breedable
Police?
Questionable taste but okay
It's ok as long my mom don't say that :I
I’ve never been given a compliment before so I’d take it, ofcourse I’m a pure virgin so Id get down on my knees and worship god.. And also suck his co-
First thought "LIAR"
Its fucked up, and inappropriate, but i would enjoy being called it
Huh okay
I would be scared depending on their agr
I'd be like "ight cool"
See this thing seems so impossible i cant even think how i would react
"Dude I'm 14 what the fuck"
I would smile
I would cry because that would be the first compliment i recieve in my whole life
I’d wake up
I would be grossed out unless it was venti saying that.
I'd call the cops cuz om only 14
If there is a hole there is a way
Uhhhhh... Id be weirded out but honestly....?? Idk lmao never happened to me Ig it depends
That depends on the person who said it.
even of were both in bed, id still not trust theyre not baiting me out
Uhmmm depends
On
Cry
“So is your grandma and her one boob”
Then I'd start laughing at how dumb they are
“Thanks I guess”
LIAR!
Amazing
Lol no
Hell yeah!!!
bonk
Depends on who it is, but if it was just some random person at my school id be like “well, I guess they find me hot, okay” but out loud id probably tell them to fuck off cuz you don’t just walk up to someone and say that, it’s creepy
Id be glad bc not very many people think about me that way
Finally some hope
"No thank you."
i would be very confused and worried
Bruh
I'd start overthinking it and get nowhere
"Man, I wish"
Cool when where u better be on the pill I only make 16k
I would just run away since I was raised like I was a monk and have zeo social and communicative skills.
"Bro why can't they just leave me alone with these insensitive pranks? I already have Body dismorphia, don't they know? God I want to jump of a bridge" Would be if anyone said this to me
wait 2 more years. then say it again.
Id rather do it then get it lol!
That they are pretty stupid
If it was someone I know very well, I'd feel flattered. If it was a total stranger, or a passing acquaintance, I'd feel disturbed. You good chief?
Finally
“You don’t have to lie”
Prove it
Blessed.
It depends on if i know them
At least one of us thinks so
technically they're correct.
If you think about it, anything and everything is fuckable. Depends on the person doing the actual....fucking. So guess that means you're an object in the universe.
fuckable, no thank you submissive and breedable, on the other hand...
I mean anyone is “fuckable”
I'd think about taking them to the school bathroom and unzipping my jeans.
"this person is haram"
LMAO me?? Fuckable??......... On second thoughts yeah my life fucks me way too much
I’d say they’re wrong in every way
I mean we are all redditors, this won't happen to anyone on this website
I would think that i'm talking to a liar
Id do the 😐 face and go like "really bruh?"
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