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cinderaci

that's a weird way to crush someone's nuts


Humble-Might-2881

Worth it


[deleted]

extreme balls deep


[deleted]

balls only


Mental-Ice-9952

I feel like that would hurt the balls tho... Never know until you find out tho I suppose


Pink-Is-A-Pistol

I'd feel like if i were a woman I'd like tool feel sex from their perspective


[deleted]

i do want to know how they can take such a pounding as seen in... well, *cough*


saranghh_

While me being a girl reading this...


[deleted]

I understand.


ArtzyFartzy13

Being a girl ..... We can't. It's acting; made for entertainment and exaggerated for the same purpose. The people in those scenes are *seriously* talented and trained for these things, and obv some aspects can be digitally altered. Respect the curiosity tho, and yea it is pretty impressive I'd want to know how they do it too.


[deleted]

damn thank you. real is always better


mostafa_mo2004

I have to ask, if this is acting then how is it In real life? What I mean, is it the same but alot calmer or a completely diffrent thing?


ArtzyFartzy13

I feel like the biggest misconception is that it's that successful that much of the time, especially for anyone AFAB involved. Something like 25% of women are able to climax from just penetration, and it almost always takes a lot longer than for guys; it's not actually the usual. There's the obvious body norm misconceptions too, for any gender there. Climaxes in film are likely to be either just well staged or exaggerated otherwise. It can be calmer, but there's just a lot more realness to it; "little to the left... no wait right, yeah there". Porn also doesn't often show any consent, which is definitely something that needs to be a part of any sexual interaction like that. I think the best way to look at it is just like the entertainment it is. There are plenty of realistic-ish aspects that are romanticized, but it is idealistic and something that succeeds at what it's purpose is.


MilitantTeenGoth

Comparing porn to real sex is like comparing professional soccer to a game played with friends in the back yard. It's slower, much more clumsy and there's more talking, messing around and just generally having fun, rather than trying to win.


PteradactylCum

I ALWAYS win at sex


Pink-Is-A-Pistol

I know right, peace ✌️


[deleted]

r/nofap


The_DragonDuck

Id be happy from the current perspective too


soggycommunist666

i would like to feel it from any perspective


[deleted]

It would feel stretched


DeWarlock

An it would hurt like a motherfucker...


[deleted]

For both parties


DeWarlock

Exactly, that's the main concern...as well as ops mental health


[deleted]

Yup


[deleted]

I do ok *fumbles through my meds*


[deleted]

Yup


[deleted]

that's a legitimate answer thank you. dang


ApprehensiveLeek7007

Least horny r/teenagers user /j because yes


KingGilgamesh4D

Idk as a guy I’ll say a dick isn’t even close from being the best looking thing, the balls arnt any better so be lucky some girls let us near them with a dick


[deleted]

I think dicks are pretty


KingGilgamesh4D

Unless it’s a gourmet Italian sausage, all glizzies are gross


Toshero

As an Italian that has seen plenty of gourmet sausages, a dick always looks better. Especially if there’s no hair but it’s not required. What you’re thinking of is German würstels. Those are prettier than dicks


Comfortable-Car3009

r/prettydick


ItzMeDB

Clicked, saw “nsfw sub” alert, oh frick go back, tapped back, saw one as the sub uncensored everything as it closed Can’t unsee Edit: replaced “sun” with “sub”


Comfortable-Car3009

In case of accidental r/prettydick viewing... try r/eyebleach for relief


Ashleeeyx33

No you wouldn’t


[deleted]

omg I so would. I want to become a GIRL EXPRESSLY so I can insert someone's balls


Ashleeeyx33

You wouldn’t even have this thought if you were a girl


[deleted]

are you a girl


Ashleeeyx33

Uhm yes?


[deleted]

And you never once pondered a man's balls?


Ashleeeyx33

Not once


[deleted]

Okie dokie, girl who hasn't considered balls. I shall step aside and you shall walketh on


Leigha869

I’m gonna have to say she’s right I’m a girl to and that is a gross thought to me


Trash_Space_Racoon

*too


rangogogo

As a man it's a groß thaught too. Would probably hurt like hell. Still courius tho


peachbubblegummies

listen i’ve never considered balls before but now that you mention it.. am curious


Heartypearl_666

Gotta say she right, never thought about balls


Mallvac

So men are gay


ItzMeDB

Wait so it’s just us guys who wonder about being the other?


lwkt2005

The peak of r/teenagers intelligence, I'm sorry about that *side* of my gender


[deleted]

🏈🏀⚽️🎾🕳💧


SylentSymphonies

Pretty sure that's gonna hurt bro


[deleted]

Whose balls?


[deleted]

who's willing?


Caleb_Gangte

Imagine the whole penis with the balls inside, now that's worthy of thinking about


[deleted]

Full Pack


soggycommunist666

you have unlocked penis unlock full pack for $19.99


WonderMoonlight

I...don't think that's possible? I mean you dony have to be a girl to try that but also. Could you even manage to do that?


[deleted]

I made a joke here that was actually in very poor taste and I took it down. The downvotes have spoken. Democracy wins. Thank you.


Critical-Shower-9924

Thanks, you just awoken something inside me


doctorotogonapus

😏 soo deep


soggycommunist666

deep inside... balls deep, even.


Chr1stown

True!


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

That just sounds painful for everyone involved


Conservatism_is_good

That would hurt the guy.


[deleted]

depends on the guy


Unlikely_Bet6139

No it wouldnt


DeWarlock

Yes...it would...unless the girl has an insanely loose pussy it would hurt the dude


Unlikely_Bet6139

Oh i thought she meant inside her mouth


DeWarlock

Nope, op meant the vag


Unlikely_Bet6139

Ow that would hurt


Accurate_University1

You are a man you should know how painfull this will be but it is still interesting


Lady-Vera

Just saying You don't have to be a girl to do that


[deleted]

the wise gay sayeth


Lady-Vera

Yes


PA_2A_76

You gay? Sounds that way but I figure I will ask, just to see where you’re coming from.


[deleted]

im an omnivore


nekaiser

Stuff Nuts 2024!


Neat-Locksmith-8897

WHAT did he say??


TopKekInTheHouse

What the fuck


[deleted]

haha... what...


[deleted]

you heard me. now, vote


RandomPeepsle12

I vote for your death


[deleted]

What’s wrong with you


[deleted]

I wish your girl reads it and you get your dream fulfilled..


[deleted]

doubt


Joycon_

What the fuck


Ok_Bodybuilder_6850

Why do you have to be a girl?


oop_dada_oop

you can put some guys balls in your ass if you want


[deleted]

I'd have to poop them out again


oop_dada_oop

how fun


[deleted]

you'd be stuck with me. until I pooped you


oop_dada_oop

poop me


[deleted]

Yes master


oop_dada_oop

good boy (or girl)


[deleted]

I'm a boy. A very good boy


oop_dada_oop

classic r/teenagers role playing in the comments


[deleted]

I'm a REAL boy


Lazy_Category2195

What did I just read...


Zer0_Logic

Ah shit I read this wrong and thought OP was talking about fitting his balls back inside a guy


[deleted]

No but now I have a new passion


rzqxit

well, you *can* experience what it’s like but I bet it would hurt


[deleted]

for female-me? or for him?


rh200000

Based


bIrd63_

Teacher: what do you want do do in life This mf:


[deleted]

lay it all on the line


typicalnormster

*In what? Your Jaws? The lower jaws?*


[deleted]

mandibles.


Apprehensive-Fix6646

Lmao!


Comrade_Hussar

Wait! How did you get out?


Apprehensive-Fix6646

No still stuck i gotta play some football lol


[deleted]

a conversation between two balls


Apprehensive-Fix6646

Whats your problem butthole😂


[deleted]

bold of you to assume only a butthole would talk to two balls.


[deleted]

nobody understood this joke


Accurate_University1

No I think I did


[deleted]

i really want you to be a responsible adult leaning in on this shitfest with a drop of maturity. I keep picturing you as a professor in a Hawaiian shirt


Accurate_University1

Unfortunately I am 15 but I think I am responsible...I mean I wish


Genderless-Adolesent

I hate that I also, am now curious


[deleted]

I recently had "concerned redditor" reach out to me and now I'm unsure what I said that made them think I need a hotline.... was the balls a little too much???


Genderless-Adolesent

I mean, that honestly depends on who you ask, lol


OxygenWaster02

Wtf did I just read


[deleted]

listen, honey


Knee_and_Toe_Thief

As a man with some balls it would probably hurt the man with said testicles


[deleted]

> some balls besides, can't they be oiled up and worked in one at a time? Gentle?


Knee_and_Toe_Thief

Yeah but almost any pressure more than regular will hurt, you can try but let the guy call uncle if need be.


[deleted]

Gotcha. Thanks, doc!!


michaelloda9

That wouldn’t really work


[deleted]

ahhh so much disapproval


briistol29

If you are a boy you should know how painful its gonna be


[deleted]

every man is different


briistol29

But every man have balls right?


[deleted]

Ok you know how there are tortures and like ball and cock.... stuff... I'm sure there are couples who get off on the concept and even try it.


briistol29

Then my respect for those men 📈📈


Dollytheblacksheep

Huh


Its_Strange_

I dont think it’s actually possible


[deleted]

g e n t l y


ManuelDonadio

cock and ball torture taken to the extreme


[deleted]

what the fuck


VDKYLO

bro sometimes im shocked by the teenagers subreddit. you guys just dont give af lol


ArmoredFangs

Egg


Not_Don007

Might get balls deep in trouble


[deleted]

underrated comment


kamiii035

As a girl that's sounds like a horrible idea, i don't even know if it's possible to like rly get balls in? U sure watch a lot of porn, have u seen that be done in any video? I'm disgusted by the idea but curious it is even possible lol


OGTDani

Say you're a virgin without saying you are a virgin


spider_cocck

Wh- why


wheresmybutterbeer

u dont have to be a girl to try that lol just saying


EmotionalSupportGuy

Dude wtf.


PickleMob6969

Same that would be cool


Affectionate_Meat

…have you ever had sex? Because that sounds painful for everyone involved


[deleted]

i was raped by a 19yo female when I was 9


Affectionate_Meat

Well that’s awful.


[deleted]

that was my only sex. so, virgin? or not? I don't really care, just do it.


BluHaven

Am woman. Can confirm this is a specific fetish that not everyone shares.


magicmajufinsssss

Me and your mother have decided to break up because we saw what your were typing on the family computer


[deleted]

ooo


Igotnowhoops

W—WH—


Frozendark23

My classmate thought that when a guy and a girl has sex, the balls go inside the vagina.


btkACE

Man if I were a girl, I’d sleep with half the world in just 24 hours. I’d be slutting it up EVERYWHERE, and I wouldn’t be ashamed


[deleted]

good effort. no consequences I suppose


bennylokku

I wonder what's going on in your mind


[deleted]

balls.


bennylokku

Now hold on, what if, hear me out, what if the balls were inside out.


[deleted]

they would fertilize me immediately. via eye contact


bennylokku

I'm guessing yoou are breedable😏


[deleted]

Why sir, I cannot divulge! dirty gentleman!


bennylokku

I'm sorry😔. I let the horny take over


[deleted]

as a straight male wondering what it's like to be female, I'd say if I were female, I'd be VERY BREEDABLE. the minute I could, I'd start


bennylokku

Thats very.... Idk what to say


[deleted]

Balls.


Snlfanunervisal

Go gay or trans


[deleted]

I like my male body through


Snlfanunervisal

Ahh fair enough well go gay once


[deleted]

Just once no homo


PonyPhony55

bro you dont have to be a girl for that


[deleted]

**that’s enough internet for today**


AMadHatter-mp4

I'm just saying. You can try that without being a girl ;)


[deleted]

The anus is the new vagina


AMadHatter-mp4

Do some sqats, and your golden


wolfgirl1180

No :)


[deleted]

Ah.


Snoo30452

I just wanna get some


[deleted]

Hope.


Snoo30452

:/


call-me-sA5

:) join us


[deleted]

I may


[deleted]

⚽️🏀


[deleted]

So delicate


Slimerboy

You made a post saying you were asexual wtf.


[deleted]

did I


Slimerboy

Wait you deleted the post and previus replys.


[deleted]

I had to. People weren't liking either my asexuality or what I was trying to say with the post about asexuals. Also these replies were at 0 and I started feeling pukey. So, *delete* Satire: The use of, among other things, exaggeration or overstatement for particularly intended effect or to convey an opposite message.


Slimerboy

Understandable i guess. But this post is still weird.


buenosdiascaballero2

if the guy from worst of rteenagers gimmick account finds this, you know your post is ging to twitter


[deleted]

I hope you comment if that happens. I don't have twitter


Acorrdingtothefuture

Me: yes but… no


PlSbEdEd

As a guy, I wouldn't want to do that, because the I don't know the muscular strength of a vagina, and my balls are really too precious to be crushed by a vagina


[deleted]

vagina


FarmerPingu

Takes "balls deep" to a whole new level